I will be off for awhile.wmw

[Styroksipaprika]

It sucks to live in Finland, because the government is a pile of pansies who are afraid that maybe Russia will attack Finland the same way as they did in year 0 and so we have stupid fucking forced conscription.

[Martini96112]

@Styroksipaprika hatin on ur own country?

pretty patriotic kid

[Styroksipaprika]

@Martini96112 Yup.

[SnorlaxICY]

donkey kong music! :D

[bearok89]

just don't try to rocketjump and you should be fine :D

[lopo805]

@metabug HOW DO YOU GET DRAFTED ITS 2011 NOT THE FUCKING VIATNAM WAR (americans are dumbasses)

[lopo805]

YOU GOT FUCKING DRAFTED WHAT FUCKING KIND OF PLACE DO YOU LIVE IN COMMIE RUSSIA OR SOMETHING

[Excallyburr]

@lopo805 He lives in Finland, as stated when he says when he was drafted

[lopo805]

@wtf why would you join the army (racists who wont admit it) or were you forces since its said MUST DO thing

[BizV1]

Should've joined the Marines.

[evil4563]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fuck man

[GomuGomuNoAlchemist]

WHAAAAAAAAAA!! KOETAHAN PÄRJÄILLÄ, MATE!! Pidän peukkuja pystys sulle! ^^

[Nuthriz]

Best of luck then. Might come in handy.

[bigbane500]

i rz sad

[Xemnas879]

Also remember there's no respawns

[boomber96]

ihan pakko nyt on jotain tähän sanoa ... ONNEA MATKAAN!

[RedMage815]

Mandatory service, eh?

Well, I'll miss your videos. :C

[fighter0077]

I'm proud of you son :D

[joniisnutrisious]

Pistetään poika ruotuun! Onnea sinne inttiin :D Ja kiitti kun teit niitä Dic Soupcan videoita. Olivat erittäin hyviä :D

[reggiardito]

:(

[MamaLuigiMaster]

Good luck dude. Just hope that the soldier isn't one of the drill sergeants; he's almost worse the R Lee Armey!

[ChanielDan]

gl man, don't get discouraged

[meowgoto]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[gmoder10]

half or entire year is not "a while" D:

[fdnfdjnedb]

good thing there are no hat drops irl....those pesky useless items do nothing

[Cainus44]

Oh yeah, mandatory service in Finland. What's the training like over there anyway? I'm due to ship off for bootcamp in the US Navy in a month, eight weeks for us, mostly academic work and hands-on drills since it's the navy.

[joniisnutrisious]

@Cainus44 Cold as shit, man

[YummyLoogie]

I'm moving to finland this year! Do you live in helsinki?

[sub4aNICEsub]

have fun in real tf2, remember, no random crits :D

[Phleg]

Damn, how many countries have forced military signups? It seems like a pretty outdated practise to me.

[aelita12345678910]

GO KICK SOME ASS SON.use your gravity gun!!!

[wariokid244]

I wouldn't wear any hats IRL in the military tho...

[McC1oudv2]

Fuck conscription, do what you wanna do

[joshuapsgibbons]

@McC1oudv2 And then you get shot. Good times.

[MrLukke15]

Remember, no respawning in real life



[spartaninspace]

@MrLukke15 only on certain servers, i believe the one in Jerusalem had a 3 day respawn timer

[Costerguy1234556]

Some country's still draft people?

[deathstreaks]

@Costerguy1234556 where the fuck are you from?

[Costerguy1234556]

@deathstreaks Canada

Sorry I forgot some countries did this I feel like an idiot.

[deathstreaks]

@Costerguy1234556 :P I dont think he in the video means that you Have to do it, just that it's a once in a life time experience

[bezeker12]

dont go off and get shot on me

[mattyn13]

Aw, I want to go teh military. I heard they have pizza with ice cream on!

[plungerheadman]

Tags: metabug is going to wonderland

[YoshiKing911]

on your first day, wear a tower of hats and tell the commanding officer that you're superior to him because you have more hats than he does

[TheBakaRedfield]

PIDÄ HAUSKAAAA ARMEIJASSA :D toi donkkari musa toi kyllä kovan tunnelman tähä XDDDD NÄKYILLÄÄN TAAS :3

[chicken5846]

just watch for spies. back stabs hurt and it takes almost a week to recover and that is if you are wearing body armor! :D

[LegoStopmotionTeam]

It's called "Lumpen" in swedish

[DrSniperLT]

Thats just sad story.

[FancySpyCrab]

Remember to wear "Hats"!

[joshuapsgibbons]

Just remember, in the real world there is no Random Drops.

[metabug]

@joshuapsgibbons

Atleast I can "craft" Jarate in real world.

[spartaninspace]

@metabug that'll stop the enemy, "piss? OMIGOD! WE COULD ALL HAVE HEPATITIS NOW! EVERYONE BACK TO THE MED TENT FOR A CHECKUP!"

[inspectertaz]

@joshuapsgibbons ;o there's lots of loot though.

[L337MasterXD]

@joshuapsgibbons sure there is, but the drops won't be as clean as in the real world.

[joshuapsgibbons]

@L337MasterXD And Vintage weapons are probably a bad thing.

[Peusterokos1]

Remember to apply Soldier's philosophy

'A place were a bunch of animals are kept together in one place is called a ZOO !'

...UNLESS ITS A FARM

[TheToenninga]

Cya, buddy.

Show them your warface.

[ShadowStar1224]

Words...escape me.

[ve731]

half a year is 'soon' in metabug time.

[PaasikiviProz]

EIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII !

[Nico2625]

NOO!!!!!

[MikaelDryden]

Metsään lekkimään aseilla....YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH­HH!!!!!!

[Scottstimo]

What's the IP of the server?

Lol.

[TheEnglishHobo]

Compulsory service sucks balls :P

[danika8]

being drunk on the battlefield aint no way to be son.. btw after you got home make a video about your experiences. In gmod tf2 style ofc.

[Tubbymora12345]

Remember to do Spy checks... And scream "SPY CHECK"

[metabug]

@Tubbymora12345

Good idea but I think there is friendly fire on. I would not take the risk.

[Tubbymora12345]

@metabug Oh shucks. That is too bad :( well you can still say "That (insert name here) Is a spy!"

[RCCrabbman]

@metabug You don't have to shoot em, Just run into em and if you can't pass through em there ya go.

[LTChaosLT]

@metabug somehow frendly fire dosent apply for flametrower

[telekenetictoaster]

@metabug Whats a little Horrible third degree burns between teammates

[moonsaves]

I have a FInnish friend who had to do this. He faked an elaborate story on how he died and then popped up a year later.

[Ocelot60]

Oh dis is sad. 

[jUGEsTEWPIT]

omg en tienny että oot somali ogmogmxddDDfakglhajhk.txt

[SweetTaLe]

Lol, have fun in the army son.