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  • Don't worry Sandy, squirrel pattern baldness is common among mammals!

  • ... *looks down* ... *blood-curdling screech*

  • 0:04 Why n' tarnayshun are y'all playin' JACKASS?

  • Emmm... No te preocupes Arenita...el patrón de calvicie de ardillas es normal en los mamíferos pequeños :trolface:

  • "What in tar-nation's a 'building'?"

  • Ugh... I am?

  • @slyjose101 *SMACK* Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!! PATRICK!

  • Spongebob: *Tries to get out* Oh no! The door is frozen shut!

    Patrick: Let me have a go, *too too* OPEN SESAME!!

    Patrick: Well I done all I could do.

  • Patrick: "Hey Sandy! If you can't hear anything, don't wake up!!"

  • It's like a gold mine... but with fur

  • D-don't worry Sandy...squirrel-pattern baldness is quite common in small mammals...hehe... 

  • @accountnameism547 Don't worry Sandy, we gotcha covered (literally)

  • omg i think they use this in Nick Jr. :O I remember cuz I wore the crap outta Noggin

  • Sponge Knoxville!

  • Paddle faster! I hear banjos!

  • Jakass xD

  • Spongebob: why do u get to be dirty Dan?

    Patrick: I'm dirty

    :D

  • Meant to be a remake of dueling banjos me thinks :P pretty good though!

  • I always used to get SO scared of this episode when I was younger. Hibernating Sandy scared me SO much.

  • Spongebob-aghh!!

    Patrick- screaming wil get you nowhe.....rippppp

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  • "It's okay, Sandy. We've got ya covered!"

  • Love the guitar and banjo.

  • WAT IN TARNATHION IS GEOING YIN YONDER

  • dueling banjos lmao!!!!! XD

  • don't worry nakednese is common on small mammals

  • HEY THAT'S NOT FAIR! Cowboys couldn't afford cannons!

  • @GirlintheWater They couldn't afford stationwagons either!

  • @SimaoFan Nice panelling.

  • @slyjose101 Alllraht pinheeyud. Yer tahm is uuuhp.

  • @SimaoFan Who you callin' pinhead?

  • @slyjose101 I wanna be dirty dan!

  • @spiderchan9 What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan?

  • @slyjose101 I'm dirty.

  • @spiderchan9 I'd say I'm Dirty Dan.

  • @slyjose101 I'd say IM dirty Dan.

  • @spiderchan9 I'd say I'M Dirty Dan.

  • @slyjose101*after many times* Ahhh!

  • @spiderchan9 Screaming will get you no-

  • @slyjose101 WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE REAL DIRTY DAN?!

  • @spiderchan9 Uh....I am?

  • PATRICK, ARE YOU CRAZY??!?!?!?

    No. I'm warm :3

  • Who you callin a pinhead?

  • Song title reminds me of picking my boogers

  • *too too* OPEN SESAME!!!!

    well that's all I can do

  • @ilikiecheese *Spongebob struggles with door*

    Patrick: *slap* OUCH!!

  • @Lightningbladesonic Spongebob: sorry the doors frozen shut. Patrick; Oh barnacles!!!!!

  • @ilikiecheese Spongebob:then were stuck here, untill the door thaws...in spring.

  • it's ok sandy squirel pattern baldness is quite common in small mamMals ( FUCK!)

    SPONGEBOB!! PATRICK!!!

  • spongebob.....patrick......

  • WTF is this? dueling banjos?

  • This should be Left 4 Dead's Ellis' theme song.

  • reminds me of dueling banjos...

    

  • Who you callin pinhead?

  • 0:07 - 0:08 Jackass Theme Song lolz

  • Toasty!

  • Don't worry Sandy squirrel patterned baldness is quite common in small mammals.

  • @96Senirem SPONGEBOB! PATRICK!

  • Why don't you get your squirrel friends and go change a lightbulb

  • 0:02 Jackass

  • Were ready for the longest winter ever!Bring it on!

    -Summer-

    Ahhh!Summer already?I cant wait to go outside to warm my fur

    Spongebob & Patrick: O_O''

  • Ya'll mothafuckaaars

  • the south just got good

  • sounds like deliverance/.

  • Paddle faster, I hear banjos!

  • Screaming will get you nowhere.

  • no........ i'm warm

  • "Squirrel pattern baldness is quite common in small mammals!"

  • Spongebob:Patrick, dont you think we might be disturbing sandy?

    Patrick:thats not disturbing,THIS is disturbing

    *moves back fat into face form*

    Patrick:Hi there Spongebob, my name is Patback

    Spongebob:Ha! that IS really disturbing

  • :D

  • who ya' callin' pinhead?

  • Im dirty dan!

    No imdirty dan!

    No!Imm dirty dan!

    xD

  • 3 people got their heads ripped off by sandy

  • Sandy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHH!!!!!!!!!!

  • 3 people got their hair shaved off during hibernation

  • SPONGEBOB...PATRICK!

  • this song title sounds very wrong o_o

  • Thats not fair cowboys couldnt afford cannons!!!

  • @PsychThreat They couldn't afford stationwagons either. *boom*

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  • Nice paneling 

  • lol a SUV

  • who'd pickin da banja heea?

  • reminds me of jackass intro lol

  • @DickSimmons2 Ohhh Yeahhh!

  • who you callin' pinhead?!?!

  • Sandy: NOW WHO'S THE REAL DIRTY DAN???

    Patrick: I am.

  • this episode was on today

  • this dome aint big enough for the two of us PIN HEAD!!!!!

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

    WHY YOU?!?!?!... *cat fight*

  • @lindscatlover Spongebob: *wack* im dirty dan

  • enjoying your lemonade boys!

  • SWAMP FOLK!!! (FO3)

  • Spongbob- Its so cold i can use my nose drippings as chop sticks

    Patrick-Its so cold i am shivering

  • 3 people have squirrel patern baldness

  • 3 people are not dirty dan

  • 'Cause I'm dirty *OOMPH*

  • 2 people don't see hot wings.

  • sandy:AAAAAAAAAAH.

    SPONGE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB PATRIIIIIIIIIICK

  • 1 person isn't warm

  • 1 person is dirty dan

  • 1 person is a pinhead

  • evil, just like newspaper comics.

  • "hot wings"....

  • This song pretty much matches my family:

    "GOOD OL FASHIONED FRIEND CHICKEN , MASHED PATATERS AND TATUR TAWTZ"

  • @invadercatty I'd love to meet your family. I love the country old-fashined simple life.

  • @slyjose101 Lol

  • @invadercatty, "Friend" Chicken. You saying your chickens are your friends, and you eat them?

  • @eddiemurphyfan100 Oh sweet jesus i didn't know i spelled it wrong D': I fail.

  • Dirty Dan...Ahh memories

  • SPOOOOOOOONNNNGGGGEEEEEEBBBBBO­OOOOOOOBBBBBB!!!!

    PAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTRRRRRRRIIIIII­IIIICCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!

  • Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass

  • Obviously inspired by Dueling Banjos.

  • sounds a bit like Jack Ass :D

  • Squirrel Pattern Baldness!

  • Spongebob: What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan?

    Patrick: I'm dirty... *Smash*

  • YO QUIERO SER EL SUCIO DAN

  • "Don't worry Sandy, squirrel pattern baldness is quite common in small mammals.."

  • @noawtoescalate112 Uh... i am?

  • You're all wrong. I'M DIRTY DAN!

  • 1 person woke up without their fur.

  • You two are nothing but pure evil! Just like newspaper comics.

  • WHO YOU CALLIN PINHEAD!

  • i have to say that such songs like this, didnt appear in many episodes then they deserved to.

  • @holcutie I'M DIRTY DAAAAN!

  • Hot Wings UGHHHHHH

  • no john you are the dirty dan

  • Which one'a y'all is the REAl dirty dan?

  • @kjw41309 Uhhh, i am?

  • @kjw41309 Uh...I am?!

  • Reminds me of Dueling Banjos.

  • @kjw41309 like in family guy when they fart?

  • @Erweezey619 Which of my comments are you responding to? "Which one of y'all is the REAL Dirty Dan?", or "Reminds me of Dueling Banjos"? And what does that have to do with either of them?

  • @kjw41309 dueling banjos i never saw ur other comment

  • @Erweezey619 I don't remember that from Family Guy.

  • @kjw41309 oh look it up family guy farting duel or something it sounds like banjos after a while

  • @kjw41309 Hey dude! I found you! lol. I was just lookin up spongebob music and there you are!

  • Who you callin pinhead

  • *cue close-up photos of haired Spongebob and Patrick*

  • YOUR NOTHING BUT PURE EVIL JUST LIKE NEWSPAPER COMICS!

  • how cowboys coud'nt aford cannons '

    they coudn't aford station wagons either' (spongebob shoots a snow bus at patrick

  • AAAIIIIHHHHAAAAIIIEEEHHHHH!!!!­!!!

  • (Sandy looks at them then herself) (Screams) Don't worry sandy We got you covered.

  • Sandy looks at them. She looks at her self

    AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!­!!

    "dont worry sandy, we got you covered

  • @XR11995  SPONGEBOOB PATRICKKK !!!!!!

  • "What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan?"

    "I'm dirty!"

  • I GOT THIS.*COUGH* *COUGH* *GAINS 8 PACK*...OPEN SESAME!!! ISNT WORKING

  • banjo duel

    dueling banjo

    version spongebob

  • It's like a gold mine... but with fur.

  • Hey Sandy, if you can't hear us, don't say anything!!

  • PATRICK:THIS TAKING TOO LONG I WANT WARM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • im so cold that i can use my nose drippings as a pair of chopsticks

  • "...It's okay Sandy! Squirrel pattern baldness is common in small mammals!"

  • @SpongeDude811 spongebobbbbb! patrickkkkk!

  • that's not disturbing, THIS is dusturbing :

    hi there spongebob, my name is PAT-BACK

  • That is a banjo!!!

  • (Looks at SpongeBob & Patrick's Hair then looks at her own) AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

  • no more frozen armpits!

    and this eyebrow/goatee combo works like a charm!

    im ready for longest and the coldest winter ever!

    Bring it on!!!!!

  • I'm so cold... I'm shivering!

  • Okay, you can be Dirty Dan, I just want to be Patrick.

  • ok pinhead larry

  • Spongebob: PATRICK ARE YOU CRAZY!?

    Patrick: No.......I'm warm

  • its okay sandy, pre mammel baldness is common at this time!

  • ......who ya callin pinhead?

  • @quirkyjax LMAO!!! haha 

  • @quirkyjax LMAO!!! haha thats hilarious 

  • Sounds like dueling banjos

  • Yeah, a blisteringly obvious inspiration.

  • The music is played on a Banjo. I like it!

  • im dirty dan

  • no im dirty Dan!  pinhead.....

  • NO IM DIRTY DAN! *hits pinhead really hard with a shovel*