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  • I miss listening to these guys -____-

  • finally got a ps3, finally got uncharted, and can finally understand tobin's love for Drake!

  • omg its been over 3 years..holy shit fuck balls time goes so fast!

  • 69 NO PORN REFFERNCE AND MY SHITTY SPELLING PROVES IT

  • I decided that I'm not gonna subject myself to the shitty combat and gameplay in mass effect 1 no matter how good the story is. I'm just gonna play the 2nd one, and carry it over to the third.

  • @Hayashirice911 you should get mass effect 2, it comes with the story of me1 & lets u import it! plus zero shitty gameplay! xD

  • Episode 69!!! LOL!!!

  • so unbelievable that this episode was filmed three years ago. I remember watching this for the first time like it was yesterday. DAMN I'm getting old...

  • Yuzo was such a asshole back then!

  • I like how the Uncharted review was on episode 69.

  • Episode 69.

    Giggity.

  • From watching this If there is one thing I love is devaluation. Rockband when first realeased cost £190 and now if you look in the right places. you can find all the instruments for £35 and the disc for £10. Its good if you are peripherial whore like me the problem is where to store it all

  • 0:12 epic face <3

  • Tobin, I trusted you words on it and your right, Uncharted is amazing, except for the parts that it felt as a Tomb Raider rip-off, but nevermind that. So, I want to make a challenge between us for who can beat the game faster on each diffuculty separately, excluding all other aspects. So, do you accept my challenge, that is if you read this post.

  • Uncharted Baby!

  • Haha, I love that you guys still respond to comments on videos that are like two years old! You guys are too awesome. I am so glad I subbed.

  • aw come on tobin, I thought you would at least make one sexual 69 joke

  • Too easy! Noobtoob goes for the complex humor!  :)

  • 69 . . . LOL.

  • hmm, touché

  • Complex humor where? and lol at the way you point at the screen in the begining

  • @tobin00 ask yuzo what the fuck drakes oddysee is please

  • oh boy you guys were looking thinner. I think all these games have been makeing you lazy :D. fun to see a old episode.

  • I agree with Tobin, hate those damn elevators and Mass Effect just wasn't the game for me either I just didn't like the side quests and stuff.

  • We could be the Chainsaws on Sticks!

  • in mass effect 1 you can shot down or up or anywhere you want by keeping pressed a controller button and move the car guns.

  • i put mass effect on easy and didnt have to manage shit. i just ran through it in 6 hours to get the story and it turned out awesome

  • I dont get it. Everyone always makes these comments about the Mako being a pain in the ass to drive...the Warhog from Halo...now that was a pain in the ass.

  • 18:30 I laughed my ass off

  • i just finished unchated in one sitting 5pm-2am

  • i finished uncharted in 9 h

  • ADHD kicks in for me sometimes

    and i notice i forget what game u guys are rating when your tearing

    it apart 20 mins through,its happend a few times lol i wish you guys had the game in your hands or on display somewhere during the more hardcore rants ,plus it would be nice to get a glance at the game boxes etc.,maybe im used to televised reviews with the subject title displayed somewhere besides the video name,,would also be nice to have other things to look at--,thx for the awsome vids! 8)

  • Yeah i thought it was shit too could never understand what all the fuss was about.

  • The game should be called Ass Effect, because it disturbs the bowels. I'm sorry, enough hate but this game actually pisses me off. Worst buy ever. Even worse than GTA IV for the PC.

  • Choosing classes in Mass Effect is about as deep as choosing between a schmeisser and a garand in Call of Duty. Fuck that game up its narrow ass, it sets a disturbing trend in RPGs that should be buried. Shallow and casual are not elements an RPG should have. Now compare Mass Effect to Fallout 3, its like comparing a childrens soccer team to Barcelona or Real Madrid. Thank god for Dragon Age though ..

  • Mass Effect actually made me angry. I was fucking angry after playing it. It was so bad, 12 hours to finish (for an RPG!!!), generic combat, piss easy, generic settings, horrible story. And they charge kids nowadays full price for a piece of tard like that when we got to play epic RPGs like Fallout 1 and 2 and Baldur's Gate at their age, these new players have no idea what a real RPG should be. It is so bland and casual that I was surprised a company like Bioware were behind it.

  • Wow dude talk about hate......I can't see how you can hate it that much, sure the combat needs a bit of work, but the voice acting, the story line and the depth of the game those are qualities that easily make up for the combat being too easy. This game isn't intended to be a full blown RPG nor a TPS. If you weren't into half RPG half TPS or whatever then why did you bother buying it? There are some qualities that could be improved on but every game has small aspects like that. It's a great game

  • Yeah that is true, but didn't you think it was very shallow? Where was the depth exactly cause I finished the game and did pretty much everything except for the DLC.

  • The depth was the sheer mass of the game there was a lot of content, granted all but the main mission worlds were almost the same but the codex for example has so much content in there you could write a book about it. You can replay through the game several times using different character classes and i'm sure you noticed the rather large amount of NPC's in the game.

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  • There's not a whole lot of other games that i know of that have that amount of content these days apart from oblivion, dragon origins etc. But now that i think about it i can see how it might not appeal to some but in the end i guess it comes to personal opinions and choices

  • Well Im going to give you a comparison, Fallout 3 took me 110 hours to finish on my first playthrough. Mass Effect took 12 hours (including time for dicking around with side mission and exploration), and it had only a few very shallow classes. Now compare that to Baldur's Gate if you ever played it, and the disappointment just grows. These new RPGs have sacrificed all game depth for flash and cinematics. You were given at least three different dialouge options for each conversation, same result.

  • Unfortunately i own neither but i think that maybe i should go out and buy them now =d. I can't say that this game is better than any of those games but in my opinion it is still up there with them, obviously your view differs

  • Haha yeah, it's better if you play Dragon Age or Fallout 3 pusho, because BG is a very old series. The games are great but not exactly up to date with current developments if you know what i'm saying. I just brought up Baldur's Gate because it was their biggest title of the time.

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  • After 163 episodes I'm surprised you've come to _that_ conclusion :)

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  • yeah which is why he loves Rock Band.

  • I loved Mass Effect, my kind of game. I'm a RPG nerd. xD

  • right on

    Mass Effect rocks

  • Agreed I loved Mass Effect too. Can't wait for the 2nd one. Screw Christmas; January is gunna kick ass! :P

  • I hated mass effect. bought it used at gamestop so I could return it and get my money back so I bought Fable2 instead.

  • "Rock u like a hurricane" *indian accent* hahahaha hilarious!

  • This episode is great!

    And tobin I have heard of people getting killed for erasing the songs on peoples ipod. So be cearful. yuzo got lucky xD

  • in Uncharted, I've actually seen the AI try to dodge my bullets! I NEVER have seen that in a shooter.

  • Yeah the jungles look great, but they do beat Crysis? :)

  • the second did

  • Cool, Crysis had some pretty sweet jungles for a game. Unchartered 2 looks great, not a big fan of the 3rd person shooter though

  • 22000 subscribers by 2010!!!!! post to other noobtoob vids!!!! XD

  • You can press a button (I dont remember which one was it) on the xbox controller to manually aim the gun so that you can fire up and down :-)

    The fault of the game is that it doesn't have a tutorial on it.

  • damn my experience on pc was way too easy way too much blah blah lame combat and borring story with crap inventory....go figure...

  • how do you know?

  • This game also reminds me of KOTOR in a way.

  • well there made by the same people

  • haha i love to comment about how you guys were exited about mgs4

  • my internet connection may be slow, but i swear you put the youtube loading symbol in the video.

  • The PC version of mass effect is SO MUCH BETTER!You guys have to try it if you haven`t already.

  • ya its a very nice game but i'll have to play a bit more to fully get the feel of the game. But did notice that my squad was a bit stupid but im sure they get better in time. The loading times are super fast on pc if none at spots. Elevators still kinda suck though. Otherwise a great story line, awesome voice overs and graphics.

  • haha 31:24 - 31:42

    exactly how it is for me

  • Me too, man.

  • uncharted and ratchet best games ever

  • mass effect combat is pretty bad

  • i hated mass effect

  • Uncharted is just brilliant, I got it today.

  • if ps3 gets 200 ill get it i want uncharted very badly.... seems like a work of art. from what i hear

  • keep wishing...that will never happen

  • $200?!?! Yeah, maybe in 3 or 4 years! It'll probably be $300 soon though.

  • Oh and you don't have to tamborine, they just added it in so the singer wasn't bored =P

  • Yuzo thought you couldn't do tour by yourself? I hope someone informed him he could!

  • 69696969

  • i felt the exact same way as the white guy..citadel opening was amazing and thenassoon as you got out into space the combat killed it and after about 2 hrs out of the citadel inever put mass effect into my tray again.

  • Loved Mass Effect. Can't wait for Mass Effect 2!

  • Did either of you beat Mass Effect?

  • MAss Effect, best game of 2008.

  • actually mass effect released in 07

  • lol 31:08 Yuzo's reaction was priceless

  • love mass effect got it for ten bucks and it is sexy

  • i bought mass affect yesturday for 11$ and i really likes it

  • Uncharted = Best game ever

  • Aww yeah son.

  • Im thinking of what to get next. What are the requiremens for Uncharted on pc? it is on pc, isnt it..?

  • Uncharted is PS3 exclusive.

  • Damn you world! Got me again...

  • OMG Uncharted is like My fave game. The graphics are great, the models are perfect, the gameplay was fun i just LOVED IT

  • Nice!

  • i have to agree Uncharted is a great game the only thing that was bad with it was the sixaxis stuff i.e throwing the bombs with the control pad by tilting it ,, that just didnt work for me,, i hope that sony don't put that in uncharted2 or if they do i hope it controls better

  • i can drum and sing

  • Uncharted is amazing. I just bought my PS3 today and Uncharted with it. I've only gotten through a few chapters, but I'm already really excited for Uncharted 2.

  • Welcome to the Uncharted fan club, we welcome you :)

  • Haha, thanks. It only took me a day to beat the game. I just could not put it down. Question, would you place it above or below Dead Space?

  • I don't think I could rank them like that, they're two of my favorites ever. I'd have to call it a tie :)

  • I'll just have to play Dead Space myself and see. Question, did you ever finish Uncharted 100%, you know, by getting all the trophies and points?

  • Dead Space, is like. SEX

  • But Uncharted is like, the best sex ever!

  • i just bought uncharted and it's awesome!! but i rather get laid

  • You guys need to try the Bringing down the sky expantion for mass effect it was worth every penny.

  • Firefly rocks, go tobin

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  • did anyone else notice at 15:35 you hear someone say AMIGO can someone please explain that because it is freakin me out

  • Yuzo says it, watch his mouth :)

  • thanks dude

  • Wow, I have no idea why I said that.

  • Actually, I'm pretty sure that you said "The Mako" in reference to the truck that Tobin was talking about. The truck is called, well, The Mako, like the shark.

  • on a scale of 1-10, how hard is Uncharted? I know thats kind of random, but when I get a ps3, I dont want to get this unless it is at least a 7. Fun games are good, but fun games that are good and easy just become boring way to fast.

  • Ratchet and Clank owns my little pony adventure

  • I can't say enough good things about Uncharted. You guys are right. The game just feels right and it's incredible. I bought it based on your recommendation. Once I started playing I couldn't stop. It's the Best PS3 game I've played so far.

  • word...i got uncharted and wanted to get amped before playing....hey I wanted to send you all a vid but it wont attach in my gmail:( its under a minute:(

  • Noobtoob... I love you! I bought uncharted a year or so ago, and played 3 levels and had to quit for some reason, never picked it up again. BUT!!! On your recomendation I played it today from 12:30 to a few minutes ago (10:15). It is officially my new favorite next gen console game! Thank you NoobToob!!!

  • Wow, awesome!  Any time we hear that sort of thing, it makes this worth all the work! :)

  • hey tobin, is uncharted your favorite game on the 3 main consoles?(360,ps3,wii)

  • two days ?!?!?! i did it in like 7 hours (uncharted) but its one fucking sick game so good review

  • how come?

  • I love playing drums by myself. There competieve. Its fun if you play on expert in my opinion

  • holy crap....AN HOUR LONG ?!?!?

  • That's what she said!

  • lmao

  • Ya i agree i never really told my guys what to do to much and they never died, plus i luved masseffect!!!! AMAZING GAME!

  • i am thinking about buying mass effect now because of the price...so should i get it. btw its 15 dollars as a used game now

  • I think you should totally get it. I borrowed it from my friend and I just beat it a few hours ago, it was pretty awesome. Mass Effect also has very high replay value, it makes you want to play through again and again to see what you can do differently. Totally worth 15$ :D

  • wtf are your vids so loooooooooooong???

  • That's how the ladies like it.

  • If only I were a lady :). Sorry, I actually like your vids. & I'm a Ratchet & Clank nut just like you; those games are awesome (PS2), but I bought a 360 & I aint complaining!! I have plenty of fun games, some of them I bought thanks to your reviews. I even bought "Too Human" & like it.

  • go ratchet & clank! i got a psp, man i love sony.

  • The elevators are not that bad. You probably should have waited until after you get off the tutorial planet before you make a review. Riding the elevator gives you unique conversations and side quests. Also my character and my squad have yet to die and they perform all of their abilities without me having to pause every 2 seconds to tell them what to do. The AI is pretty good in this game all you need to do is choose their weapon and the rest is simple. Point and shoot and the game is over.

  • Thats only your experience of the game, I had a similar experience the game fucked me over big time, oh and dont question tobin or yuzo you owe your life to them.

    Yow

  • Mass effect's combat is awesome and in my opinion there was not enough combat. I'm almost done the game and have only seen a couple major combat missions and those were the main quest missions. Side quests are all finished with one shot. Most side quest enemies are taken out by a squad mate with one shot. Turn the difficulty up and combat becomes harder, but i have never died except those thrasher maws. I guess you guys played on super hard if you died that much.

  • i love mass effect

  • fuck i LOVE mass effect!!!!

  • tobin i totally agree with you best game on ps3 got it 4 christmas and cant stop playing it :)

  • rock band, mass effect, and uncharted this is the quite the epic line up. hopefully 2009 gives us some weeks like this as well.

  • I just got a PS3 and Uncharted for Christmas! I can't wait to play it since you guys spoke so highly about it.

  • Mmmmm best PS3 game ever!

  • obviously, yuzo loves mass effect and tobin almost hates it and nothing really changed through the review.

    but that cross-examination really enhanced the review, great job!

  • Firefly kicks FUCKING ASS!! IT IS THE SHIT!!!

    Didn't like Serenity as much.

  • dude my girlfriend was so into watching me play this game too1!

  • wow i want uncharted now

  • The NoobToob mass effect review is the only noobtob review I've ever seen where I thought it was completely wrong and even slightly misinformed. Especially from Mr Tobin! :P

  • Sorry you didn't like it. There was just something about Mass Effect that I just didn't enjoy so I didn't give it that much of my time. Yuzo was better informed though. :)

  • Tobin did you play Starwars: Knights of the Old Republic? I really enjoyed that game, and I am thinking of buying this one. Or at least borrowing it from a friend.

  • I agree with what you said on the show, I loved both KOTOR games but there was just something about Mass Effect that didn't sit well with me and I couldn't even bring myself to finish it as I wasn't really having fun and that's what it's all about ey?

  • As much as I disagree with you guys, I still enjoy watching your show. Keep it up.

  • im sad cuz tobins 360 friend list is full >:(

  • Just finished Uncharted. Beat it in 3 days. I LOVE IT SO MUCH!One of my favorite games this gen so far. I'm playing through it again for the Trophies and because it's fun as hell :D

  • Sweet, another fan!

  • I played through this game 3 times before i put it back on the shelf and im rpobably picking it up again after being reminded of how amazing it truly was, i beleive this is the closest video games come to hollywood blockbusters. I hear the second one is in the making, goodies.

  • i agree with ya pal completed in two days then realised trophies was on it :( :L so i am currently chpter 20 on hard :L

  • Neil Peart

  • "We have ps3s so shut the fuck up" :D

  • how did yall make ur video 1 hour long? i thought it can only be a max of 10min

  • i finished uncharted in 1 go :P Morning to evening. :D

  • Nice!

  • so did u ever decide ratchet or uncharted????

  • Both. :)

  • Tobin, you should try Mass Effect on PC if you get a chance. You'll probably enjoy the combat a lot more.

  • Yeah, I probably should. I just don't want to buy it again. :)

  • Yuzo says Uncharted: Drake's Odyssey

  • the elevators are horrible in mass effect, it takes 10 minutes

  • i know but in there u have a nice long convo lol.

  • Hey, think of this as an advantage - you can go and prepare a snack for youself in the meantime!

  • I doubt next year...

  • Lol.

  • Tobin looks a lot like Heath Ledger.

  • Why so serious?

  • Haha yeah, what a great character.

  • lol. very nice (borat accent)

  • He looks nothing like him =/

  • I guess everyone sees each other differently. Just like solid snake's face was modeled after Christopher Walken, but it looks nothing like him.

  • I'll give you that.