The Darwin Finches Present: The Father of All Conspiracy Theories

[pandirasbox]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SATIRE!!! LOVE THE MUSIC! one of my favorite Tchaikovsky pieces

[miesrah12]

god damn you Schrodinger

[tonycatman]

"There is no way to reliably date your father. Your mother confirms this".

Hilarious.

[TheCaptainLulz]

IA IA Cthulhu Fthagn!

[abarrathemaster]

this comment is the first thing written by man, all others that claim to be written before it are created by the illuminati to fool you.

[apjgraphix]

Wow. Like true man show with Jim Carrey. I my self though of this before. What if the world I know is a reality created just for me.

[biafran75]

Its people like you that make this stuff so easy to get away with,keep preaching ignorance :)

[holypsychopath]

Awesome slam on Anatoly Fomenko and his book

[formless777]

I loved this, proof that conspiracy theories are one step shy of solipsism.

[LostManSays]

I literally laughed my fucking ass off.

[Wuhzman]

Am I the only one that clicked for the coldplay picture?

[hippiesal]

hahahaha good show!! i gosta say i'm rather high at the moment and this vid was hailarious. <3finch

[Fabsun]

I knew it! William H. Macy is the Führer!

[Eopyk]

LOL :D This was so lol.

All love from me Jasmine 

[skepticaltuber]

I saw the Back to the Future picture and I lol'd

[giaime92]

the name of the song??????

[giaime92]

The name of the song????????

[seppesai]

hahhahah

[toxickatie]

I guess by default this book doesn't exist. Guess all that fake money isn't going into that fake authers fake wallet.

Well, that and the fact that I don't waste money on things that make negative sense.

[caseyrainer]

Satire is the pinnacle of comedy...

[maddog58steelers]

Good satire.

[Maxdwolf]

Fascinating. I didn't even know I had a basement. Must be in my trunk.

[PTspatula]

This kinda reminds me of when Lt. Doolittle tries to teach Bomb #20 phenomenology in the movie Dark Star; in a desperate attempt to convince the bomb that the outside universe doesn't exist and that it shouldn't detonate.

[samsroomie]

Ah, now it all makes sense. Thank you.

[Arikiel]

I'm not even sure what I'm directly observing right now is actually real. I'm pretty sure the room I'm in and the air I'm breathing are all a figment of my deluded imagination.

[spaceman300]

Can you give me the link for the book I'd love to read it =)

Great Video

[Gavite]

LOOL I mades a video response to this video, and what this piss take is not that far off what this guy thinks tbh! lol

[ArtypNk]

What the fuck man?

[totaldynamix]

I know right? I knew it! I knew my grandmother must be at least 1200 years old. There's a conspiracy going on in this world! Things simply aren't the way they look.

:P

[KaseyAkira]

I spent like 5 minutes lol'ing...

When you close the door... how do you know the cat is still there??? God...

[bushputz]

I had some potato cakes the other day from Arbys that had to be at least 1,000 years old...

[AnonEyeMouse]

I've met a guy down the pub that insists this is true, that God made the world in 1986 and that everyone older than that is a robot. I pointed out that I was older than that and not a robot and he ran out of the pub.

Last I heard he was in some kind of armed seige thing with the police. Mental illness can be tragic at times.

[biomanwin]

I think I just fractured my skull from facepalming, then I realized it was satire.

[Digephil]

I saw the original first, and I didn't notice a difference until about 2 minutes in.

Well done!

[SovietTrall]

It all makes so much sense!

[yogurtking]

you guys make me cry.

[TheNakedAtheist]

Love this video. I know the point of the voice sim was to parody the original, but it would have been much better using a real narration.

[prichard8788]

Now I know!

[flatbunny]

MY GOD! It all makes so much sense.

[VeritasLiber]

OMG it's soooooo obvious! How could I have missed this?

[kissfan7]

3:10

My god, he's right! I DON'T EVEN HAVE A CAT! Wait, how can I be sure I don't have a cat? It could be behind me. But when I turn around I don't see it. Then again, when I turn around that place is no longer behind me, so in fact, like "tommorow", there is no such thing as "behind me".

I'm seriously considering buying the book for the lulz. It's like "The Room". It's not really required, but I simply must have it so I can tell people I have it.

[KemaTheAtheist]

@kissfan7

I agree about your (or is it really your) cat. I have a sugar glider and she seems to disappear and reappear all the time. Granted she's kinda small and she's really fast, but I would *know* if she was just hiding in some blankets or something. She's MAGIC!

[thedarwinfinches]

@KemaTheAtheist

We actually have two sugar gliders in our office. We like them because they are nice transitional forms what with the patagium and all, so they're great in a creotard fight, and they're pretty nice pets to boot.

[KemaTheAtheist]

@thedarwinfinches

Couldn't agree more. I think they're fantastic pets. We thought at first she'd be a little distraction every day, but that'd kind of be it. Found out really quickly she's much more social than that so she's on one of us any time we're home and any time we go out (unless it's to work).

Very smart too. I'm amazed at how quickly she learns.

[Lanovran]

Heh. Nice use of Shostakovich (whose music was written last Thursday, as we all know).

[TomMSTie]

This is scary. I saw Jurassic Park 5 times in 1993 too! AHH!  GET OUTTA MY HEAD!

[iconoclastic23]

that video pwns itself!

[TheExPlOiTeDOne619]

LMFAO! I am now PSYCHOTIC!!!

[Tigerzeeclawz]

lmao! My gut hurts!

[pro272727]

How did you know I was 28?

[abassett22]

please find a better program, or simply stop using the computer narrator... if you want someone to read a script, id gladly do it, if you will just stop using that shitty voice.

[NoMoreMasters]

Dude!!! Where's the link to the book on Amazon????? I want to buy this ASAP!

[pakratmak]

OY!

[hgryphon]

The original video was satire of itself. ;) But glad to see you bitchslap that fool.

[symelian]

this is for sure an entry for the pwnage olympics :)

[AllMixedUp312]

The whole evaporating cat thing made me scream lol... love it!

[JonathanClement140]

LOL WUT

[FreeThoughtSolution]

FUNNY!

[bamboo4tameshigiri]

WTF?

[FullTimeGunner]

haha awesome

[Harizl]

Wait, Harry Potter is Evil? I might have to not-is that....

[AnarchistOpposition]

Like and favorite. That was great.