Jeff Dunham Spark Of Insanity - Walter - Part #2

[MoonwalkerWorshiper]

2:07 the crowd remembers...THE JOKE. HOW FUCKING DRAMATIC, A COMEDIAN IS BEING FUNNY APPLAUD LIKE HE'S OUR SALVATION

[lkshw061]

Welcome to Walmart get your shit and get out! -_-

[RuneMuumi321]

351 don't get jokes, because they are IDIOTS.

[xXsongsfromGodXx]

Betcha cant freaking do it again

[Shadamylover5]

Ticke hey wt ccur

[rezkat03]

i would love to have Walter as my grandfather <3

[papaioanougeorge]

"HEY, SHUT THE DAMN DOOR!"

[KickingAustin]

BETCHA CANT FRICKEN' DO IT AGAIN!

[jacobwright77]

hahaha lol

XD



[skywalkerchick]

I would've loved to have known Walter when he was a teenager. XD

[TNTstuka]

Alalalalalala ieeeeeee ... tschk ... "What the " ... pooh

[FlameFeathers]

@TNTstuka I do believe it's 'currrrrrr' not pooh

[TNTstuka]

"Hey shut the damn door!"

"I did not want to go to LA"

=> detained

[OUWATZAHLE08]

priceless i wonder what the muslim cummunity would do if we made suicide bombing in there countrey wolrd war 3 would begun

[ChaosGod87]

"we're in D.C, that was a veto."

[MrSpideybcc]

Part 1 has been removed. Can you put it back on?

[TheFerrarifan458]

LOL 8:28 "Oh yeah, I get it. Exciting at first, then it ends in disaster!" and 8:48 "And what does that mean?" "Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results!" XD LMFAO

[andreainafrica1999]

LMFAO.



[canadiensfan2010]

walter remind me of Red Foreman from That 70's show when he said dumbass

[FlameFeathers]

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework?

Me: I did, I just spewed coca cola all over it.

Teacher. *Blank Look*

[PAtpO2o6]

its a kickstand joke!

[FlameFeathers]

@PAtpO2o6 I didn't get it 'till he said it

[TheTuzee]

.... frrrrttttttttttttt.... <<<<<<<<<< veto XD

[snakey435]

Just say no!

[crazy99ization]

ahahahahahh

[classicalnut1]

Listen to the sounds of the city: WOO! WOO! BANG BANG! "HEY MOTHERFU- ," "AHHHHHH!"

[najhoant]

"And what did all the locals say? "But it's a dry heat!" SCREW YOU!"

[spikeharusame]

well april fools dumbass

[kaceykat28]

thumbs up if you sometimes forget Walter is a puppet

[JakeDaSnakeFilms]

5:17 LMFAOOOOO

[Telij38]

"ahhhyeeeeee...bomb! Good job Hadeem! Betcha cant do it again!" funniest part!

[KimbasGuardian]

"he pulled it, i farted and half the neighbour hood fell" that is some crazy timing

[KimbasGuardian]

jeff dunham is what u get when u mix jim carrey, eddie murphy and adam sandler mixed together in a blender

[hahakimzyhaha]

Hit like if you are watching this in 2012...

[therapper0901]

@hahakimzyhaha shut up you idiot with no humor

[NinkerPink]

The 346 dislikes are the airport security with no sense of humor xD

[imperallady]

fuckin love it... why not 72 slutty broads that know what their doing.. love it!!!!!!!!

[XxXmichelleguzmanXxX]

@MaYa13Ra .... You dont know how many times ive heared that. e. e

[MaYa13Ra]

I forget that walter's a doll

[Creepylove7]

@BethxXxJamxXx Well, now it's 2012 :p Happy New Year! :D

[cjsellersofficialyt]

"The other day I cracked my knuckles, and he dove under the couch!"

[bunnychanlives]

lmao dude, if his wife didn't die laughing,she died from embarrassment! >.<

[Rainbow123Luv]

Achmed knows how to pop out of a suitcase better...

[Namehereplz98]

I pissed myself literally when it got to, "Betcha can't freakin' do it again!... DUMBASS..."

[MsPrincessMonaco]

How you insult someone and take no blame:

Walter: "Your agent is a MORON"

*later*

Jeff: "What? No, Walter said that!"

Agent: "Oh, okay, we're cool"

[bookl0ver]

help! i'm crying with laughter! i can't breathe!

[moret25]

walter: the what?!

jeff: the HURRICANE

walter: oh i get it the storm's all exciting at first and it ends in disaster!! XD funniest part!

[nannine03]

he reminds me of red from that 70's show!

[XxBioshockxXgod13]

@metalheads6781YA  DUMBASS

[marloesss10]

the hurricane exciting at first and ends in disaster xd i couldn't stop laughing

[BethxXxJamxXx]

I hate the comments that say 'thumbs up if your watching this in 2011' well DUH! It's not like im watching it in 5827bc from my rock!!

[MKmikytakers]

@BethxXxJamxXx you might be

[jogobelca]

@BethxXxJamxXx GURR I HAS DA BEST ROCK IN HISTORY OF GUARRRRR!!

[luvabulheadache]

@BethxXxJamxXx you sure you don't have an iRock?

[sNiPiFyYou721]

@BethxXxJamxXx 2012. :P lol

[itchydude1234]

@BethxXxJamxXx well, i'm watching this in 2012

[7midnightthehedgehog]

WHOOHOO HE DIDN'T MENTION ANYTHING ELSE BAD IN CHICAGO ( aside from O'Hare)

CHICAGO RULEZ!!!!!!!!!!!

[jennyjenn2000]

adididdiayeeeee ...................... cha

[Metalhead6781]

Holy crap, i just realised something...... Walter is not an actual person!!!

[Clefspeare97]

"He pulled it I farted, and half the neighborhood fell down, hasn't come near me since" Can't stop laughing!

[MrKadeDupree]

@gunsrock0978

Ur retarded lol and you need to learn how to spell "repost"

[hawkwardgaming]

I used to have a sex life but then I took an arrow in the knee

[MrSeepultura]

@hawkwardgaming what does that joke mean? I dont get it?

[TheStormie99]

@MrSeepultura

Its from Skyrim, guards say ´´I used to be an adventurer like you, then i took an arrow in the knee`` it turned into a meme

[MrSeepultura]

@TheStormie99 oh. Got it. Thanks ;D

[zoeybanks]

@hawkwardgaming fuck off man

[CaveofTwoLovers]

How about we have a comment in the highest rated that doesn't have:

1. A quote

2. (number) people didn't (something)

3. Asking for thumbs up.

[Lovedance210]

Hey......... i live in new york city! -:(

[sameka97]

@Lovedance210 dont take it personally >< i live in southern cali

[minimomster]

yeah a tornado, exciting at first and ends in disaster! :))

[demonkingsbro124]

"your ass is on fire." "its a dry heat!"

[steelgiant8]

walter is not a happy man.. lol!

[TheLaughingMatter123]

"And listen to the sounds of the city, WROOH WROOH CAACAA RUN MOTHER.... AHHHHHH!" i have never laughed so hard before XD

[katiexsoftball92]

@TheLaughingMatter123 dude ikr?! seriously that is like my fave part hahahahahhaha

[mikawhofan]

@TheLaughingMatter123 and his actually spot on. But us new yorkers tend to think of it as a lullaby.

[SHxSiNGAS4LiFE]

Did you get that one?

She got it!

Its a Kickstand joke! LOL

[hiworldwide1212]

lol

[ShishaYume]

'' Ey, Shut the damn dorr ''

[bookauthorcortezz]

so funny

[maartenb1000]

maby he she be named fema {jeff dunham}

[left4deadrox]

XD LMFAO August in AZ "but its dry heat" dry heat my ass (i should know i live there xD)

[angelofmusic741]

"But it's a dry heat!"

"SCREW YOU!!!"

[csouthers777]

Ay!! Shut the dang door. -dies-

[thereddog223]

If you think 112 is bad go run in it

[MovieIister]

He had a longer fuse.

[StaticAirsoft1]

did anyone else out there start talking to walter like he was real? my brother sure did!

[TheLiquidRocks]

Walters penis before Viagra: Dislike bar Walters penis after Viagra:LIke Bar

[mysteriouslove1998]

i love it when he talkes about the airport!!!!

[MrHooper411]

He makes me wanna become a ventriloquist

[MegaMcgrammer]

you dont see mes stiking my ass in one of those do ya? lol dude thats fucking halarious!

[sweet1151]

Hilarious! Great writing. Is that all Jeff because the material is very original.

[MrTheradbrad]

Very funny.

[melaniiexxxx]

AUGUST in PHOENIX ARIZONA! i just looove it how he says that line :D

[thealicemoon]

Walter- You know maybe she should call you FEMA

Jeff- And what does that mean

Walter- Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.

[Bismooth222]

Hurricane :D -> Excited at first and it ends in disaster !! :D Wth Awesome

[Orcabro95]

LADADADADAAAAAAAA "click" WHAT THE ? (BOOM) lmao

[Orcabro95]

Walter: i will lay my head down and listen to the sounds of the city, WOWO

"CRASH" MOTHER MA AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

[sangravore]

The last bit is funny and kinda sad. Jeff's been married 17 years, and is giving relationship advice, and yet today, he's divorced.

[maartenb1000]

6:23 haha i fill off my chair when i heard the joke

[Lownj009]

Love it xxxxxxx it Love

Freakin Awesome!!!!

[heyheyhey82397]

*fart*

Jeff: What was that?

Walter: Well, we're in D.C., that was a veto.

[beth85ish]

HAVE TO SEE WALTERS GRANDSON AND HIS WIFE LOL

[krummenlj]

lol



[metalica1001]

-terroristic yell- -click- What the -boom-

[metalica1001]

-farts- theres a veto

[TheToadRacer]

It's seriously hard to look at Walter like a lifeless dummy. He's hilarious!

[peacelovehappines205]

-honk honk- -explosion explosion- -ay motherfu- -aaaahh- HOLY CRAP I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED FOR TWENTY FRIKIN MINUTES!!

[maaizeemzeem]

hahahahaha brusing my teeth ... stting on the toilet ...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh we love it hereeeee xD

[princedarienlover]

ahblbulu ieeeeeeei *boom* well way to habibe, betcha can't freakin do it again

[diamondblade13]

"but its a dry heap....screw you!" lmfao

[ChristianCageCarisma]

"YOU HAVE THREE DAYS TO GET THE HELL OUT!!!!!" HAHA

[TubbyT98]

y for is there dislikes D:

[rana11111100]

Walter's voice like achmed voice right in 4:12

[mrDJMIA]

ahbulbulbubulbl YEEEEEEEEEEEE...."click"......­...........wat the??!! BOOM...........ohh did you see jameirs face???? its gone now but did you see his face???

[duv34]

She should call you F.E.M.A....... slow to response... and not alot of satisfying results!! haha gets me everytime!

[TheLaughingMatter123]

"remember that last big earthquake we had?" "sure" "bad timing on that one" "how is that?" "not 2 seconds before it hit, i told my grandson to pull my finger" XD LMFAO

[diamondblade13]

@TheLaughingMatter123 that's probably my favorite one. lmfao! 

[Sum1StoleMyPajamas]

Did you see Jamile's FAACE? It's gone now, but did you see his FAACCEE?

[glittergirl12341]

LOL "how do you know?"

[Alanisawesome2]

oh no this is not what osama said it would be !! i laughed my head off !! XD

[WraythSkitzofrenik]

"Impotence is God's way of helping a man like me to just say 'No.'" Love Walter!

[blahblah8721]

money says that the 343 dislike are arabs

[Misypo]

Way to go Habib!

Bet you can't fricken do it againt!

i laughed so hard:)

[49luigi49]

343 people are dumbasses -walter-

[tymaxie2]

@49luigi49 lol reference to 343 studios

[buellbowski]

hahaha! lol when walter was like lahahahahaha haaa heeeeee, there was a boom outside and im like lmao

[tristan3913]

"But it's a dry heat! SCrew you!"

[kakamilan23]

"Your ass is on fire! It's a dry heat"

[eeiness]

Damn for a sec I totally forgot that Walter is a doll... lol

[TheLegendTamer]

Wtf-boom joke!!!!

[RedTyrant2]

Dude that volume level is pathetic.

[lalapapa97]

"i wonder if they ever pull that joke on each other?"

"what joke?"

"ABDUDBADBUABDUBABDUBAUBDUBA YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, ticka.... what the- ch!!!"

wholy crap i think i shit my pants... lol

[princedarienlover]

oh no dis is not what osama said it would be

[wacmac123]

Hey grandson!

kid: YA GRANDPA?

PUll MY finger

kid: ok

*pulls his finger*

"he has never come near me since..."

[duranedmond]

Lol

[AsianPain]

why do i hear syndicate in the background

[MegaGamerboy19]

2:25 and 1:05 are my fav bits ever

[KieranMc727]

NEW JEFF DUNHAM AND WALTER 2011 /watch?v=-_nsjusE8YQ&feature=c­hannel_video_title

[HarlequiNova]

dadldldldldldldldld aieyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeee......Cah



[maxm2317]

@HarlequiNova HILARIOUS!

[Crazy0Loveable]

Jeff: "What was that?"

Walter: "Well, we are in DC. That is a Veto"

OMG!

[andy7fold]

Bad timing on that earthquake. I told my grandson to pull my finger and then the whole neighborhood started shaking! He hasnt come near me in weeks! i cracked my knuckles and he dove under the couch!

[kevineugenius]

Dry HEAT. HEAT!! A dry heave is when you try to vomit and there's nothing there. DRY HEAT.

[ReddChickk11]

well its a dry heave....SCREW YOUUUUUU!!!!!!

[IDJI831]

But its a dry heave!!!

SCREW YOU PHOENIX ARIZONA!

Love, California!

[jonasbroskall]

bet you can't do it again!!!!

[tigers10vb]

Did anyone else forget Walter was a puppet?

[bobbybobbybobster]

@tigers10vb NO REALLY?? U DONT SAY!

[fancyface432]

@tigers10vb honestly i did

[sam1995m13]

@tigers10vb yes, that was to funney, i meesd half froum lafing

[whatthehellyoucare]

dirubiruriru wuiiiiiiiii..... puhh

[whitewiccan1]

dear youtube there is a dislike button please remove it !!!!

[tanks451]

342 people are dumbass 

[ddm312]

HAHAHAHA LMFAO I never laughed so hard in my life!

[RisenAngel17]

0:16

I live in Arizona and I must say he has a very good point there. XD

[WarriorNerdz]

Dear Youtube,

Please tell me why we have a freaking dislike button on his video.

I must tell you that you are dumb. For there is no such thing as a

dislike button on these videos. Thank you very much.

[huntedbydemons]

This guy's freaking hilarius.

[madokavaughn]

brushing my teeth..... "sitting on the toilet... ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! WE LOVE IT HEEERRRRREEEEEEEE."

oh shit toothpaste is on my computer.....

[catwomen61]

HOOOW DO YOU KNOW?!

[KyoIchigaki]

I could do with 72 slutty broads who know what the hell they're doing...=P

*misfire* What the--*bang* Did you see his face? It's gone now, but did you see his face?

[Reaperluver]

"August in Phoenix, Arizona... your agent is a MORON!"

"'But it's a DRY heat!'... SCREW YOU!"

LOL! XD 

[Danielle19960]

hahahahaha he killing me!!!!!!

[damabofito]

HEY, SHUT THE DAMN DOOR! LMAO

[misspostingcomments]

ive been to arizona, its fricken hotttt

[TheAliceIda]

hahahah , I just looove the way Walter looks down at the audience once in a while ! :D

[eminemworthy]

oh i get it exciting at first and then ends in disaster

[filleformis]

well its a drai heat

SREW YOU. !!!

[MetalicRock33]

did he say dry heat or dry heep o.o

[laz33k1ng]

arararara aiyeeee ! tsk .

WHAT THE

KHUUUUU

[283kieran]

I love how Jeff can let out his real emotions about people and things but get away with it! Ha ha.

[MrNightmareUnleashed]

my Fav Part.. "AY! Shut the Damn Door!"