Ali G- Police Training (Full)

[chrisdeman91]

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[Sir4Paco]

it's not "full" it's FUCKING censored and cut

[TOYSoldier113]

the thing is that he probably fucked up his partner's career LOL

[jad1025]

"this aint time to get her number man" hahahahah

[TheJbaer]

Whats the name of the song at the beginning of the clip?

[CHEESYhairyGASH]

@TheJbaer i think its dillinjer twist em out

[taylorboi360]

@TheJbaer yeah it's Twist 'Em Out - Dillinja.

[YorckgoesChelsea]

ali g for (police) president

[ChoScOope]

What is the name of the soundtrack in the beggining of the videoooo ?!?!??

[fuckyiuyiu]

@ChoScOope Dillinja feat MC Skibadee - Twist em out

[ChoScOope]

@fuckyiuyiu THANK YOU !!!! <3

[PhiladelphiaPigsSuck]

Philly cops are sanctimonious frauds who hide behind a FACADE of law and order. They are lying cowards who rarely admit to their own crimes, yet frequently try to frame innocent people for crimes which they did not commit. Cops are not interested in upholding laws, only in illegally enriching themselves and stroking their unwarranted god complexes, faux blue-collar hero vanities, and unjustifiably inflated egos. Police officers are willing to ruin lives just to feed their petty tyrannies.

[PhiladelphiaPigsSuck]

According to Officers John Baird, Ron Previte, Steven Brown, James Ryan, Thomas DeGovanni, Edward Spangler, and over 300 other cops convicted of crimes since the 1970's, every cop in the Philadelphia Police Department routinely robs, extorts, tortures, frames, lies, perjures, conspires, murders and/or otherwise feloniously victimizes the taxpayers who pay his salary, or at least covers up for cops who do. However, most Philadelphia cops are never held accountable for their felonies.

[PhiladelphiaPigsSuck]

Philadelphia pigs are Constitution-trashing felons who have extreme contempt for both the taxpayers who pay their salaries and the laws which they are paid to uphold. The reason is that nobody polices the police. These dumb macho shit-heads are rarely held answerable for their felonies, hence their propensity to perpetrate them. When you hand an insecure, bullied, inept, low-IQ loser a minuscule amount of unregulated authority, he will abuse it to the hilt to compensate for his inadequacies.

[DerrenBrown100]

This clip missed the bit where he said, "You can still be a honkey but be hung like a donkey"

[mytummyrumble]

thumbs down, why the hell would you cut Ali G

[xxxCameleonxxx]

4:25 You can't curse

4:37 Put your right hand up sir

xDLOOOL

[nicksillver]

@xxxCameleonxxx My fave bits also. You are obviously a good person ; )

[DJAsHeRuk]

By the way the song is Dillinja - Twist em out

[spicygaga]

so funny whats the song at the start

[p4pedwinkhan]

this is hilarious.

[donovanrules123123]

This is one of his best. Thanks for uploading!

[poisonhours1]

"Yo we got a brother, a honkey, and a... How do you say that s word?"

"A spanish."

[SmokingBomber]

"Yo, you like da taste of steel?!"

Also, 6:03 - I think Sacha turned into Borat for a second.

[SmokingBomber]

"Yo, you like da taste of steel?!"

Ali G might fit in well in the LAPD

[Gooner2601]

goes to pocket the money lmao

[Hirschtodblind]

The guy with the toy gun should be happy that he wasn't searched by Bruno.

[SuLLyZorZ]

@Hirschtodblind hahahaha

[scar504]

how did cohens people set this up? lmao

[borneo215]

do you think i can make a good cop probably not!! hwaawhwahwahwhawahhawwhawhawha­hwwahwahwahawhhwahwahwahwhawah­ahwwaha

[troyselby]

where's da rest of da funny bits.

[dageezerboi]

@troyselby yanks seem to have a problem with swearing and nudity so they cut everything

[Teddy0567]

Dillinjaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

[ThusRipples]

THIS IS HILARIOUS HAHAHA

[amarya86]

"You gotta touch him, that's what we do!!" *shaking head*

[Gunnerss09]

yo' you like the taste of steel.

[societysucks1]

"yo we is here looking for a burgalry *pulls gun out* yo" ROFL.

[TheEXpothead]

i know it's fake lol but still. what a power, take someones weed and put it in yr pocket. like thanks alot for the free weed man - I mean get down on the ground! btw u got some papers? lol

[TheEXpothead]

i know it's fake lol but still. what a power, take someones weed and put it in yr pocket. like thanks alot for the free weed man - I mean get down on the ground! btw u got some papers? lol

[MrBastardize]

Why don't you homo's stop using LOL. Its the same as 'It's all good' I hate it!

[culturaleyes]

but dey says you can be a onkey an still be ung like a donkey

[pandemicrazor]

so ....you like to leave out profanity? fuckfuckfuckpussydickcockshitt­itspussypussydickdickcumcumcum­fuckcockshitshitshitshitcracke­rniggerhonkeychinkgookpinkeysp­ickpeckerwoodbeanershittitscum­shottittyfuckfuckfacetittyhump­ermotherfuckerhoeslutbitch

[Superbruv07]

My favourite G clip!

[wovokanarchy]

What's the point of posting an Ali G vid with it being censored? Go back to Republican school goof.

[sparkztm]

"I take 85-01 state road and meets the planesborough of ..."

No Doubt

"You know what a burglary is?"

For real, iz done a couple

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[REALNassshole]

They is calling our name on the thing LOL

[bigtaxdizzle]

why is all this shit edited? it ruins it

[a7laQ8ty]

"Do you think i can be a good cop?"

"Probably not"

LOL

[jack390]

you know what a burglary is? yo 4 real, i as done a couple. OK... xD

[darkjesterWoW]

Notice how the cop told him off for saying honky but not brotha.

pig!

[calvinblinkee]

23-10 One brotha, one honkey, one... what's that? Spanish

LOL

[idasfa38]

so he claims

[overtyrantz]

king troll!

[StigSniper1]

Wheres the swearing!

[antiwiggar]

I can see there is nothing there!

[SmileyM29]

"yoh! stick your hand in the ground and eat that dirt" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!

[Beastie06]

The cop at the end was cool.

[LuNaTicKRiDaZ]

ahhahahhahaa

[aforcevids]

is that the gieser?

[russianchel15]

no doubt

[jack390]

you know what burglery is? yo 4 real, i has done a couple. xD

[Colonel565]

go fuck yourself with the censor

[l235n3p5]

that cop made ali g his bitch at the end

[matrixshizhizle]

YO YOU LIKE THE TASTE OF STEEL!?

[Reggieworth]

"you wanna be a cop or not? .. you gotta touch"

lol

[someguyhunter]

tell him to stop.

YO STOP IT. LOL

[AntonioRepiso]

whoever made this why did u cut some good bits out?

[jbohler33]

@AntonioRepiso because he is a cunt faggot

[stevenjw2006]

its a fake gun, he must have another one

[toneill4]

him probably nicked it from someone!

[XowntXihqX]

everyone except ali suck balls at acting

[alucard1201]

you cant curse!

[blizzardballz]

@alucard1201 thats bull, almost every encounter with a Philly cop has involved at least 3 swear words, and thats just normal conversation. it is its very own language.

[alucard1201]

@blizzardballz haha i was talkin about 4:23 wen ali says it; mad funny

[woodythewoodman]

one brother one honkey LOL

[pakistansportslk]

wtf thank god all of hus survived his brutality my man ali g is mad

[QuaIityChannel]

WTF ITS DA LAPD MAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN

[RocknRoll102685]

brinkman you is mental! they sayin we need to be out therr

[miksirikoitsen]

This is the best Ali G episode EVER! BIG UP FOR THIS MESSAGE AYYYYYYE!

[MegaBudzz81]

Yo you like the taste of steel?

[MegaBudzz81]

Yo brinkman is you good cop and i is bad cop lol

[usert777]

i can see theres nothing there :D bohaha nice diss

[RichardHobnob]

"you can't curse!"

"yo cannit curse"

[limbs32]

"Do you know what a burglary is?"

"Fo' real I has done a couple."

[zlajacrnjak20]

"yo, we is here looking for a burglary" xD

[Superbruv07]

This was one of the funniest Ali clips :)

"Do you like the taste of steel?..."

[nvdalt]

Its a fake gun,lol

[Otzmatron]

It is NOT 'Full', you cut out all the cool cursing bits, you miserable bible thumping retard. This entire sketch is funny because of the vulgarity Ali G exhibits, and how incompatible it is with the so called pristine, pedantic conduct of the cops. Would you Yanks stop protecting me all the time from hilarious bits and let me FUCKING watch a genuinely FULL clip already? FUCK.

[wporji]

@Otzmatron

Right on. Can not stand the editing.

[Nationalist1912]

@Otzmatron The Yanks have the most profane shows and movies in the world you completely 100% total moronic imbecile. You belong in a concentration camp, you've obviously too stupid for regular society.

[d3rkaderk4]

@Otzmatron for real

[BruisedEyeSockets]

@Otzmatron watch?v=MKt51pA8Kyw

[Muusicca]

@Otzmatron FUCK

[alessandroar2]

@Otzmatron you need help. Or Xanax. Either way.

[jollyross]

@alessandroar2 no hes right mate it's no good if they just cut out the swearing on a fukin comedy sketch...

[mstars15]

@Otzmatron then you take the time to record/upload it you angry fuck

[vivalabad6]

Is anyone else wondering wtf hes wearing? Is that a yellow karate uniform?

[jukebox37]

@vivalabad6 that is a yellow FUBU jersey with long ass shorts and air jordans

[TomEmm2010]

Ali G - LEDGEND!

[cjcjx1]

lol great 

[JohnnyDarko01]

CENSORED?!?! FUCK YOU

[ricolikepal]

poor guy, he probably failed his entrance exam because of ali XD!

[SoldierCyfix]

he needs to join LAPD, ....'no doubt'

"one brotha one honkey and one spic "

[aakkoin]

you can not curse!!! hahah

[WormClark]

this is censored to fuck lol

[cain2kill]

Is this 4 real!? ahahahhaa

[cain2kill]

AAHAAHAAHAHAHA

[JeanySullivan]

LOL you like the taste of steel?? :-D

[Niggaupnorth]

No shit. dis nigga is mad.

[jacksonofalltrades]

"No doubt" lol.

[marcusbenhurr]

half of those cops are fat >>

[PhuQuangLe111]

haha he told the suspect you can't curse

[iloveyoukorinnax]

I LOVE YOU KORINNA LAMBERT!

[xZzzit]

Ali G is a sick copper!

[dj123star]

totally funy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!



[vedoughboi]

You have to be a dck to be a cop

[tjgriff24]

a brotha and a honky

[xCleverlyx]

One brotha, one honky *kids laughing* lol. The funniest shot in the video!! Why isn't no one commenting about that??

[Seargant007]

anyone else notice how he criticised ali for using "honky" and said absolutely nothing about him using "brother"....hmmm

[Niggaupnorth]

@Seargant007 broath not a slur

[REALNassshole]

@Seargant007 coz "brotha" is pejorative right?

[re4rulzz]

Its a fake gun

[camjws89]

u thought that was funny, pullin a fake gun on me

aahahhahahahahahahahahahha

[BigGunz1000]

"Yo dis be me the main man 2310, with my main mannn Brinkman.

[ApexContestPrep]

:Yo you like the taste of steal"

[litlemadguitarist]

"After my man finished his sh,,," why did you censor it?

[Wutzthedeal]

"You can't curse!" BRILLIANT!

[lvscswimmer1]

4.00  "you like da taste of steel" lmao

[PharaohDaniyal]

5:40 "I can see there is nothing there". LMAO NO PENIS.

[Alpheus925]

Damnit! Too bad you had to cut out the cursing. I laughed my ass off when I watched it uncut the first time. "You're fuckin' with the wrong cop!" LOL.

[kittykiller3]

Yo dis be me da main man twentyfwee ten with my man brinkman

No doubt

[outerspit55]

*Insert quote from clip here even though two other people already have done that*

[xM0llex]

3 men! one brother, one honkey, one spanish !

[TheRealGuitarHero2]

I always thought Ali G was Sacha's best character and was pissed when ALi didn't get as big of a movie as Borat and Bruno

[gokumssj1]

@TheRealGuitarHero2 he already has a movie. he had one before borat.

[TheRealGuitarHero2]

@gokumssj1 I know but his wasn't very funny or as much of his improv it was more scriptedand it also wasnt nearly as popular as borat or bruno

[Jaremus]

The title says FULL, but it's edited anyway like all your vids. I wonder why you do it man.

[786adamakram]

He would make a awesome officer XD

[leech2008]

3:02 LOL!

[kustomkure]

You can't curse!

[turreu]

That outfit is fucking hilarious

[DDawg303]

this dude is funny!

[MoonWalker989]

LMAO

Partner: Tell him to put his hands up

Ali g: Yo, put ova your hands or iz you iz gonna be shot by us

Partner: Ok tell him you see the gun

Ali g: I can see dat, put dat shit up

Partner: You cant curse

Ali g: You cant curse

Partner: Tell him to put his face in the ground

Ali g: Yo , stick ur right ed in dat ground and eat da dirt

hahah

[shadowmanty]

what is the opening track

[blaze3332]

lol at the end the police was gettong excited.

[LAMFi1ms]

"Put your right hand up sir!" - Ali G puts his hand up.

[codshit]

"Yo, did I ask to have a chat with you?!" haha

[callumbobman]

Yo dis be 2310 :L

[hufanaclan23]

1 brotha, 1 honkie. lol. you like the taste of steel? haha

[Bollockch0ps]

This is awful. You cut all the swear words out to the point where it's almost unwatchable

[Cookboy100]

WTF?????

[MrFrankster25]

"Does you promise dat dere was a telly in 'ere? What were you watching?"

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

[gebert87]

You like the taste of steel? :D

[polskifc]

gold

[HaligonianType1]

Ali G - Crime fighting banana.

[trickz323]

lmao damn !

he puts it in his pocket !

[mafowler1]

yo this be 2310

[49612019]

would've been real funny with this line at 1:35

"yo we's here looking for a burger king!!"

[dannyzee4]

haha "he's crap"

[fuckturkey1974]

"yo one bruva, one honky and a... what is dat s??"

[Darkwolf103]

lol he runs up with a gun and yells "YA LIKE THE TASTE OF STEEL?" lol

[GSpeedEmotion]

cops = guinis

[jaggybear1]

i love this!~!!!!!!

[grig24x]

I hate censorship!

[israelifaggot]

usammons a little shit for taking out the swears, u want to watch ali g, take the whole package.

[DJeyBird]

yo you like the taste of steel? hahaha

[hoareplay]

4:40 xD

[rb487]

"why not, you can be a honky and be hung like a donkey"

[PLD777]

Lmao one honkey and one brotha XD

he says it's wrong to say honkey because brotha isn't really that offensive is it? Brothaaa

[1truearsenal]

yo put up ur anz or iz u iz gonna b shot by us LMAO

[dubiousdouche]

rofl he's like that stupid kid at school

[88bluebirds]

u carnt curse lol

[Sherwood4400]

not the best one. Could've been more of Ali's infamous ignorant out of context one-liners i reckon ; )

[BMwarcrimes]

I love how it's wrong to say honkey but not brother lolol

[1423random]

5:55 he does a slide of hand and still steals the money by putting it in his gun holster. lol

[TheDontForgetME]

you like the taste of steel???? hahahahaha

[bootymann29]

2310 there's free men .. 1 brother 1 honky ,lol .. and 1 , what's this hahahahah too funny!!!

[zjice]

Fukk the police!!

[ilnn408]

haha

cop to burglar: "put your right hand up"

ali g raises his right hand

Officer"2310".I dare you to pull the trigger if that was a real issue pistol(@1:40). He said "Honkey"(lol,the way he said it with that "limey" accent,I mean British accent).