COFFEH: I'm Home!!!

[Tarraska]

Yeah, Dodger is obviously the cutest lil' 1,5 meter tall terrorist ^_^

[rjdusa90]

He should have blasted AMERICA, F*** YEAH! Would have fit so well.

[di4mond96]

Your hair looks awesome in this video!

[666TheMetalmaniac666]

ur french is pretty good dodger :) jus d'orange lolll very good pronunciation 

[crashus3]

will watch this one tomorrow, but started to watch and remembered my feelings when I got home (which is Ukraine as you already know) after my eurotrip - the same

shower & my OWN BED :)

cya

[nikonninja]

Terrorist...and trolled in the same sentence. Haha

[brittklein13]

Bye

[BingBangWood]

Brooke is her name

[Redsage1122]

Very Bad Trip 2

[pinkpolarbearful]

what happened to your london trip vlog? You said you would do one. :)

[spyteandmalice]

Jokes in languages other than your mother tounge are always hard to understand...

[ShifterTJC]

LOL i love how her face got redder and redder as she talked x)

[midakskyblast]

Sorry, but the thumb nail for the video does not do justice. It makes you look old...

[DomesofDoom]

The people in Belgium(Bruges) who you were referring are probably Dutch speaking trying to speak in French. That's probably why you did not understand them very much.

[Samodnar]

The French version of The Hangover is called Very Bad Trip. I laughed so hard at that the last time I went to France

[LinksViruz]

10 bites thats nothing i got 146 bedbug bites 146!!!!!!!!!!!

[chrysenthenum2]

OMG! I can't believe I just watched this video just now! This was by far one of your most funny/amusing videos ever!!! Haha I just had to write some of the things you said, sooo funny! Oct 9 was my bday! So this video is extra special lol

[yermf]

why are you so boring?



[knneuryale]

The belgian people you spoke to were probably mostly from the northern part of the country so they speak dutch which may be why they spoke weird french :)

[mechslayer3456]

nothing to do with this video but french beat wales in the rugby world cup so yay

[RAAAA8]

in French the hangover is called lendemain de veille ... which means the day after you got drunk..

[cocakoliker666]

her ''joking voice'' always sounds like husky for some reason, wonder if she got it from him or other way around:P

[umbalaba]

+5 to dexterity

[MrReverien]

Just saying you should all repeatedly tap the number 6 :D

[MultiDarkSlash]

20:21 i think she just said hothothothothot

[EpicMargo]

no can do this no can do that.. what the hell can you do my friend, in this place that you call your town?

[alexmorrisonversus]

00:50

My name isn't Kraine, but I'll take it

[MW2isOverrated]

sometimes i lay on the kitchen floor and pretend i'm a carrot

[BriPod90]

Desmond the moon bear! How did he get there?

[skyhight3]

You are so entertaining!

[CyborgNinja86]

[wink] 

[rivernet1]

Dodger!!! So glad you're back home cutie!

You no terrorist, in your head, no? :)

[ATOMICoWAFFLEo]

why did I have to be eating when she said the pus thing lol

[gumblebrum]

i love that you need to point out that the French girl speaks fluent French i mean no offence lol but i kinda woulda guess ;P

[Auggieautomne]

@Moidotcom Very Bad Trip I believe... not sure. Look it up on IMDB :P

[StinkyBagles]

I believe Mike was playing Yeah- by Usher (:

[AkatsukiSimo]

lol best airport and flight stories i have ever heard. =).

[pornoopel]

you're pure awesomeness :) dunno why i'm still watching you yapping..i'm mezmerized i guess.. ;)

[TheClayMaestro]

You have a really beautiful personality. It would be awesome if more people were like you. Hope that's not too forward, then again, its the internet so, I can pretty much say anything. Your trip sounds like it was fun. :)

[chokingonfoot]

don't pause it and press 6

[ryan1000011]

do you ever sleep drinking all this coffee

[Ruslanbalvan]

Love your stories!!!

[IzuZX]

Dodger, didn't you have to dispose of some COFFEH cups, like, a month ago? Cause getting a new cup might be counterproductive, lol.

[GuildChatterWebsite]

Dodger! You represent the United States of America when you're abroad. You can't let women from other countries show you up!

=P

[WeAreGRID]

stop talking about taking showers and laying in bed and people wont dry hump your youtube channel so much...

[Auggieautomne]

@Moidotcom In Québec it was

[takumipd]

OH MY GOD!!!! So many Pervs !!!!! 0_0 ok ok Dodger knows shes HOT/SEXY etc... you ppl tell her every video!!!!! i know she says that she reads the comments but my god!!!!!! i try posting some useful stuff and my comment gets drowned by you pervs. i know we all want dodger to reply to our comments, but how about we keep them decent and see what happens!!!!! huh ? huh ? >=(

[Chr1ssan]

@takumipd deal with it

[takumipd]

@Chr1ssan delt with it for 100+ vids :/

[Chr1ssan]

@takumipd cant beat them join them :)

[takumipd]

@Chr1ssan tried -_-......... but so dis-satisfying

[nutinbutair]

i'm pretty sure it was Very Bad Trip 2. I never wouldve thought knowing the title in French would come in handy. I'm so proud of myself! :)

[EmeraldJunkie]

Open a video with "Hey Guys, its Sexy time" and my life will be complete.

[SchputzNog]

:D



[Alalaila150]

dodger is there any way that you may have filmed that shower video?, not that im a perv or anything but... oh who am i kidding I LOVE YOU!!!!

[cisssy]

hahaha laughed so hard at your inconspicuous drool wiping, so true!

[KratosOwnz]

Audiences This video is most popular with: Gender Age Male 18-24 Male 25-34 Male 13-17

WTF

[prnkstr]

@KratosOwnz And you're suprised by those stats?

[KratosOwnz]

@prnkstr not really :(

[BangAverage]

This is like, the first time in 187 videos that i'm actually drinking coffee during coffeh time haha Definitely not a hipster x

[Okay98]

Hey, what's your advice for learning a language? I'm trying to learn Norwegian (as I have family there) but I often find it difficult remembering words so I keep stopping then forgetting everything XD Any help is appreciated, thanks :D

[Kaemajii]

Know how you felt lil dodger, going to Sweden from Australia was like 26 hours of flying, broken up into three flights, blaaaaaah... then there was the return trip of exactly the same hahaha :p

stopping in malaysia was creepy, lots of short asians with massive guns x'D

[kasperdchrist]

Try eating LOTS of garlic bugs doesn't like the smell

[neoxpolarbear]

i wanna meet a gamer girl like this, it be freaking sweet =)

imma dude lol

[andrej13666]

did you go and see Chernobyl? :D

[NosferatuOfWorms]

Aaaah, I'm so jelly of your travels!!! TAKE ME WITH YOU NEXT TIME!

[carrotsandnutella]

so many flights D: It would take me about a week to recover from that haha

[bman6661]

This is the only time I have coffee with someone :'(

[Bazeleel]

@bman6661 get some friends?

[enospheregaming]

Welcome back, sounds like you enjoyed it :)

[03reayc]

why? why!? WHY!? WHY DOES SHE GET MORE STRANGELY SEXY WITH EVERY VIDEO D:<

[IkersDarko]

@03reayc GOD I KNOW.

IT DOESN'T HELP MY WEIRD YOUTUBE CRUSH ON HER AT ALL.

NOT EVEN FAIR

[DrAtticus]

@03reayc No Idea but I totally agree!!

[Kinofspawn]

@03reayc It's because of her insane charisma and charm. Ive never seen anyone in my life as attractive as Dodger. Even with drool all over her face and bug bites and sweat dripping down to her feet sitting between two super models. I know who I would want to talk with most that's for sure.

[roboronald10]

@03reayc TMI dude, TMI

[aliceintheuk4]

french people humour is weird...

[ImDoinYourMum]

0:34 hahaha that was classic

[HelloImLu]

I hate it when i fall asleep in the car, and drool comes out. I do the same 'incognito' thing.

[Axe336]

Did sleeping on the plane not help re-correct your sleep cycle?  I don't travel too much, but that's usually what happens for me.

[WeeMaan1]

You're so darn cute...

[cdog991199]

Ah who cares, you're a lot cooler than some super model type :O

[Feydakin8]

Happy to see you made it back safe through all your airplane adventures you smelly, drooly person you! 8)

[dennang123]

Nice hair!

[rohannesburg]

YYYAAAAWWWWNNN!

[leudacrisspeed]

who is mike?

[gravi1ty]

@leudacrisspeed mike Lamond i think aka HUSKY STARCRAFT

[alllman]

@leudacrisspeed MIke is huskystarcraft

He's the man

[nagana]

@leudacrisspeed HuskyStarcraft

[TheDarkOne1969]

same thing if you for some reason come to Houston. also, you're funny.

[foust117]

Welcome back to" the States"!

[KCGL77]

It feels good to see you Dodger. Can't wait for the future vids.

[mexie]

i find my self drifting in and out of paying attention to you sorry

[WilliamSzanderson]

I'm in love...with the name of this channel it's something my D&D Wiz could really use...yep not awkward at all

[starliteinfernal]

how long do you take to edit your videos? or do you just sort of record and post? (dexterity & pressheart)

[sunce420]

Oh and welcome back! haha

[sunce420]

For some reason, your hair looks extra awesome Dodger. :]

[P0rtalChief]

I just started watching you and I can truly say you're one of my favourites ;P

[Stufftough]

Thanks for the vid Dodger. Welcome back!

[Lifeopain]

Your hair is like a fox.

Sincerly,

a nerdy ginger

[meesh11p]

@Lifeopain Its supposed to be :3

[pnfaraon]

IM FROM ATLANTA!! wish you could have reported from my city :)

[maluse227]

you should rename this ukraine: the second coming of dodger :D

[JamesDeMarcoForReal]

Glad you're back Dodge, this vid made my day!

[brattypup]

You are so awesome! you are so funny : D

[TKGMALICE]

btw the terrorist in your head story was funny

[0CreamFreak0]

Lol first thing what i did after i return from german ;) i also take a shower.

[Exemplify818]

you think husky hits that?

[TKGMALICE]

kiev is pronounced ki-yev , not like its spelled ...

[DexterityBonus]

@TKGMALICE Ukrainian pronunciation is different :D

[Justintime233]

@DexterityBonus In Jamaica they pronounce it Kief. =)

[micol19]

@DexterityBonus you arent ukranian though :D

[Leigh494]

I have those fuzzy neon slippers in the background (:

[drury2361]

Oh your poor face :( DAMN THOSE BUGS!!!!

[landar386]

Your plane stories were hilarious! and hooray for dissapearing bug bites

p.s. welcome back :)

[HeyFijiWiji]

I can never sleep on a plane. It's just not possible for me.

[funwithbonusdotcom]

Dodger has a superpower: Her pupils disappear when she looks straight at you. It's MAGICAL!

[ForlornBean]

Love hearing people's experiences overseas. I've been living in Germany for 3 years now, and will be moving to Korea next. It's amazing to see all the different cultures the world has to offer, and helps open your eyes to the fact that everything that America does isn't the ONLY way to live.

[blakliffy]

*warm fuzzy feelings*

[Greden85]

Your hair looks great!

[mikeman666]

Return of the Coffeh-marauder :D

[wwlaos]

Welcome home, Dodger! You sounded like you had a great time in Ukraine. I'm glad you got to go and have fun and experience new foods and whatnot, but I'm happy you're back. Hopefully being back in the States isn't too disorienting.

[zapper922]

seems like LAX must always be under construction it was when i was there 3 years ago

[dingbat91]

well I waved from England as you hopped through Paris, should have stopped for tea and crumpets! tally ho!

[Kidgroom]

you have a really good french accent

[deph008]

i would SO make out with you..... bug bites and all

[jczg08alt]

That fancy mug from der Ukraine is just asking to get broken. Just look at it... it's begging for it. Wants it! A few extra seconds in the microwave, a careless topple, maybe some extra rough handling. lol, DO IT!

[SLAYERX55]

is it possible that Ukraine..made you even more beautiful? XD

[IHeart16Bit]

It's true Dodge.... if you don't eat with your knife you ain't ever going to be a real pirate =)

[Ihuntdahorde]

@fbruvik i dont know how you got so many likes, get off you stupid troll, nobody likes your shitty comment messing up the video

[RiddickCZE]

You hair ... so long, so orange, so foxy, so hot.

[Marchanzen]

Welcome home! We've missed you :)

[Fjornsvavne]

Comparing with your Packed! video, your face look more pronounced (?) now after having been away. Just noticed. Good that you're back home and healthy!

[rntoro1]

ok i have been watching for a while now, just a couple of months but who is this ro(w) person and joe and mike and like idk. you talk about them but i feel like they dont exist. where can i see them. seeing is believing. i dont actually believe that but i would like to see them do they have channels? and what do you do? like work? idk. too many questions?

[cherlia]

You look like agent Scully in this one! :D

[KatsuhonoProduction]

Dodger :D

just loved the "Jus d'orange PFFFRHCH" I want to hear you speak french again :]

also Very Bad Trip is the french title for The Hangover ;)

[imkluu]

neatest mug yet.

[kvnd2]

I just finish 9 weeks of BCT and i think i missed your videos more than anything about the internet. :D

[sinfulghost]

hey dodger your hair looks really nice long =D i like it!!!

[rionsful]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW I WANNA HUG YOU *-*

Yeah, we missed you. lol

[TheTandfshow]

welcome back :)

[TheVaroEdition]

@DexterityBonus Welcome back, Dodge.

[TheVaroEdition]

Chicken is poulet. I think chicken/pirate joke (poulet/pirate) is akin to the orphan/often joke in Pirates of Penzance. Also, everyone knows that all American girls who are under 5 feet tall are crazy terrorists in their heads. It's common knowledge. Ya just gotta learn to live with it. (Dodger won't read this comment because there are too many words ;P)

[abenhead]

So were you like not able to take a shower when you were over there? haha

[ChaosRynth]

i have an idea for one of your videos. why dont you speak french or ukraine for a movie.

[PlayLiveGames]

Cum lay with me in my bed

[seantje4life]

I love your French English accent :DDDD

[kroaker510]

i like your hair

[Larodable]

story was long but epic

[AllieRX87]

Hey now that you're back, can you do another live stream for us? Like a Welcome Back Live Stream?

Pleeeeeeeeeeease.

[OverHaze]

Yeah Dodger I think the flight crew where messing with you. Even in French that Pirate thing makes no sense!

[DerOrk]

Hangover is called " Very Bad Trip " in france

[AllieRX87]

"Welcome Back, Dodger" by Me. (Based on Welcome Back, Kotter)

We tease her a lot, 'cause we got her on the spot!

Welcome back!

Welcome back, Dodger Leigh, welcome back!

Welcome back, Dodger Leigh, welcome back!

Welcome back, Dodger Leigh, welcome back!

Welcome back, Dodger Leigh, welcome back!

[AnthemsToTheWelkin]

@AllieRX87 hehe

[Raveslord]

i hope you had a great vacation

[OverHaze]

What bugs bit you? Midges?

[ownrelease]

please dont cut your hair

[Tomboi1o1]

i want to meeeet you ;D

sooooo awesome

[Keemohy]

I love your hair do!

[RMRThorson]

Dodger is a terrorist....In her head. Funniest story about an airport I've heard. Awesome

[AllieRX87]

I love the way you say super. "Sewper" LOL

[stanmarsh22291]

Ok making a quick stereotypical joke. Another thing the French can't do, make jokes. Add it to the list!

[RubenDelight]

Also, I always hate it when French or foreign in general people start cracking jokes with you, and you don't understand, and they're like laughing at you even more because they're thinking like 'oh stupid foreigners hahahah' and I'm always like T_T

[Johngamenerd]

In France they called Street Dance 2 Sexy Dance 2 me and my friends would just keep looking at the poster and cracking up.

[RubenDelight]

You are an American, how can you find a 20-30 minute drive long?

[Astroghouls]

Haha sounds like quite the adventure coming back, the French jokes sound hilarious yet ridiculous!, by the way I am enamored by your eyes.

[LittlePokeDigi]

How many mug do you have all together? :D

[ruben12121993]

dat mug is awesome O.o

[takkkae]

You're back! You were missed!

Wouldn't have thought so, but I was really looking for your vlogs while your were away :-) Hope you had a great trip.

[IQequalZero]

HOLY FREEKIN ELF EYES BATMAN!!! The camera angle and the window light in this makes your pupils dissapear when you look right at the lens :O

also "I was sooooo happy", yes, we get it -.-

[iondragonx]

8:20 If you are somehow in doubt about that, then you are not paying attention to your sycophants like myself. Don't make me start marriage proposals again, get your head right. ;) The psycho french security guard was probably just hitting on you.

[comtraya101]

what's the difference between a french kiss and a belgian kiss?

Belgian kisses have more Flem.