Man Talk: Problem Solving

[tak783]

Dexter <3

[evanoconnor3082]

426 people had rather unpleasent sex with a penguin

[blahblahblahman]

@evanoconnor3082

Actually it was very pleasant.

[evanoconnor3082]

@blahblahblahman really? what kind of penguin was it?

[deadfishy666]

@evanoconnor3082 LOL! You deserve a thumb up on that one! :D

[NoLifeTehRs]

I see your point but I didn't agree with it all. Women like to ignore problems too, I usually see this with a lot of women and their cars.  They tend to forget that these cars are machines and wait till the engine explodes before changing anything.

[blahblahblahman]

@NoLifeTehRs

LOL I think you missed the point. This video isn't about leaky faucets, cars, or actual inanimate objects that need to be fixed. TJ is simply trying to tell you bastards that when there is a problem in the relationship, instead of ignoring it, be open about your feeling and talk to her, and listen to her.

[NoLifeTehRs]

@blahblahblahman thanks for the explanation.

[oR3E]

haha did u drop something in the beggining?

[123lillycat]

UR A FUCKING DICK

[runescapecars4321]

@123lillycat you shouldn't name-call someone just by watching one random video -.- it's not like he has the same personality each time. let me do big caps for your attention back like you did.

YOUR FUCKING IGNORANT

[ToasterWithWings]

JIM'LLFIXIT

[xAdrianoxGx]

and again and again and again and again AND AGAIN !!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAH

[JamboMikey]

What's a faucet?

[D0minus]

if you know what google is, you can find out what a faucet is.

[aTF2player]

@JamboMikey you know that part of the sink that water comes out, thats a faucet

[TheMarissaDanielle]

i'm a chick and i put off solving problems until the absolute last minute. and when i do fix things, i fix them myself instead of asking someone else to do it for me. so basically what i learned from this video is....i'm a man.

[56like9]

@TheMarissaDanielle No woman allowed....please and thank you

[hutchmaster99]

@56like9 Yes my good woman,GET THE FUCK OUT THEN!!!!

[Abbadon380]

DID HE SAY RAPE THIS VIDEO.

[Abbadon380]

GO FIX THAT LEAKY FAUCET U FAT FUCK

[BlossomTreeLover]

guess what... no not chicken butt but I broke the laws of physics cuz i'm a girl and i'm watching this so HAHAHAHAHA ........ i'm done now ill leave....

[Mariofanman100]

I am a gay homosexual.......lol jk.

[axelandro93]

@Mariofanman100 fun? no. gtfo.

[wookiedestroyer101]

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[oslye]

Why the fuck are you so awesome?

[Splourne]

Ice, ice, baby. If there was a problem yo I'll solve it

[ArktikiceFrost]

@Splourne Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it.

[AuthHax]

DO WANT THUMBNAIL

[oueeza1]

? who are these people? White Rose (don't demean the memory of Sophie Scholl, a truly courageous and principled individual - or are you just in York?) , you should get out more. Whoever was mean to you is an individual like all others. I tend to avoid condemning all males because some males have behaved very badly to me and others. If you let yourself out of your mental prison you'll find all kinds of wonderful. I wish you well, really.

[WhiteRose057]

Demoralize the enemy from within by surprise, terror, sabotage, assassination. Women must be trampled in order to serve men. They must be obedient to the Reich! This is the war of the future. -Adolph Hitler (look it up)

During the Third Reich Militant Feminists were initially exiled and then after a certain point put in Concentration Camps. The camps were not only for Jews but also for all those who did not engage in right thinking.

Camps are for the inferior, people of color and women.

[aidan21]

@WhiteRose057 your obviously a very lonley person...

Weak infidel.

[SuicidalKiller4life]

Had sex with a penguin...

[igame4fun]

The end reminds me of something that Seth Rogen would say in a way that he would say it.

[violetxrain]

Godamn it. That sounds like my mom. If she needs to be fixed I'm going to fucking fix it myself.

[goldmonkeyman]

Best Website ever ---> Google.com please +1 this

[TearsOfWar1]

I had sex with a penguin.

[thedarkening2012]

i dont know why but ima allways lookin at the maryilon manson poster



[AlmightyMacky]

girls/women are stupid

[WhiteRose057]

@AlmightyMacky Women are Abominations. They cause misery and pain, they do not serve a purpose. They abuse us, make more money and keep us down while they complain about us! We should create artificial wombs and be done with them! They are all pigs, be strong and view your own daughters and mothers as such!

Kill your mothers, sister, daughters, all females in your family. We will keep some, they will be sterilized and used as domestic servants and fuck slaves. The oppression of men must end!

[aidan21]

@WhiteRose057 Are you some kind of fucking bot, you copy and paste your sae comments in these videos.

Usless sad cunt.

[jayc342009]

@WhiteRose057 SO TRUE!!

[PhysiologicAli]

Whats up with the gunshot censoring? If you tube put it they can go fuck themselves. Is there any website that is FREE,WITHOUT OBLIGATORY SHITTY COMMERCIALS AND CENSORING?

[GamingIdiot42Neo]

@PhysiologicAli hello, commercials are important for supporting the site dumbass...

[TearsOfWar1]

@PhysiologicAli There are plenty of videos of his that are uncensored.

[KlarKman1000]

fuck marriage... time for a hooker

[volodymyrm1]

i solve problems with my rifle :D



[Ingetmellanslag]

fatty fatty boom boom



[Secnarf2]

I'm a woman, but if I came to this video because of the thumbnail, will you not make me leave? ^^;

[weswii]

my girlfriend has sex with me when she wants me to do something.

[parkerthehicks]

@weswii your girlfriend does that with me too!

[werewolf873]

@parkerthehicks ha! pwned

[MegaWinnieGirl]

@weswii Then maybe you should think about how to communicate better.

[death32320]

Pussy is the best anti depressant? kek, your cool.

[greyknight7]

If I click on a link with a thumbnail of boobies and get a dude bitching about women is that a fake thumbnail?

[fttrx2]

@greyknight7 look if your looking for porn YOU ARE ON THE WRONG SITE fucking retard

[greyknight7]

@fttrx2 wow dude. Talk about missing the point. What grade you in?

[fttrx2]

@greyknight7 Ten if you want tits steer clear of youtube

[greyknight7]

@fttrx2 LULZ! called it!!! catch a clue kid....

[fttrx2]

@greyknight7 i may be completely off but this doesnt seem about you not seeing tits. is fake thumbnail the joke because fake tits?

[Paddy104]

solved loneliness.... until that moment i thought you were being pretty insightful.

[bluesnorks]

Yep, 415 women must've watched this video and not approved, TJ.

[ffwast]

If that last one is optional,how will I justify having sex with a penguin?

[Puremage91694]

Do these rules apply to gay men? Oh well, they apply to this one! HA ha ha!

[saretardedfilms]

@Puremage91694 Ha! You're a faggot. I laugh at you.

[Puremage91694]

@saretardedfilms -_- I'm a cigarette? Oh well. :D

[saretardedfilms]

@Puremage91694 No, you retard! FAGS are cigarettes. FAGGOTS are gay people. Not a very intelligent "cigarette", are you? >:)

[Puremage91694]

@saretardedfilms Sorry, Someone smoked my head off....

[LiBlub1]

@saretardedfilms FAGGOTS are MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS! Not a very intelligent "flute", are you?

[saretardedfilms]

@LiBlub1 What sort of God-awful, homo country do you come from that calls flutes "faggots"? And also, I'm not the "flute" here. You are, in case you've forgotten. :P

[LiBlub1]

@saretardedfilms The answer, for 1 000 000 000 SEK, is Sweden! I come from Sweden, where "faggot" is a brass instrument.

[saretardedfilms]

@LiBlub1 I've never heard of SEKs. Nevertheless, go back to Sweden and have gay "SEKs" with another man and leave me the hell alone.

[LiBlub1]

@saretardedfilms You fail, and you're obsessed with homosexuality. Also you're not very educated.

[saretardedfilms]

@LiBlub1 If that's true, then you're way more obsessed with homosexuality than I would be, especially considering you openly admitted to being one! Just because I'm not fucking Swedish doesn't mean I'm not educated. What could I possibly have to gain intellectually from knowing every possible synonym for "flute?" If anyone fails here, it's you. You fail for thinking anyone gives a shit about what you know. You fail at getting pussy. And you fail at being a REAL man. Go find a cock to cry on. :)

[LiBlub1]

@saretardedfilms Projection. Trolololololol.

[TheAnimeFalcon]

413 women watched this video

[Twistedthief]

@TheAnimeFalcon Cant give thumbs up on this video, but nice try faggot.

[rockergirll13]

is ur girlfriend blind or something?

[gibsonhero23]

@rockergirll13 Pathetic comment.

[GunCoppaz]

@rockergirll13 You must be soooooooooooooooooooooo cool.

[yamasta103]

@rockergirll13 ..... Gtfo



[Ph3NoMeNoN001]

@rockergirll13 srsly thats the best u can say ? u fail...

[Revolution2pointO]

I blame women for all this safe no drugs or crime bullying bullshit.

[creepyguyproductions]

@Revolution2pointO I KNOW!!!!!!

[TomahawkTerror]

This video feels like a sausage fest.

[Chegg180]

For someone who's against stereotyping, that's pretty stereotyped.

But hey, this is his honest opinion, whether it be stupid or not, it still is.

I agree with the procrastination part about men.

[UnmaskedTuxedo]

At 3:29: You are WRONG, ASSHOLE! You UNCLE-FUCKIN' STEREOTYPIN' BIGOT!

[corpsefireNL]

@UnmaskedTuxedo

I think you're just mad because he mentioned sex with penguins. (heh..get it? cause your SN involves Tuxedos and penguins look like...they...bah nevermind)

[UnmaskedTuxedo]

@corpsefireNL No, I am NOT! I am angry because he STEREOTYPED FEMALES! You don't EVER stereotype people. 1: That's just plain rude, and it hurts women's feelings. 2: It is a logical fallacy: a hasty generalization. You know how much I hate logical fallacies.

[corpsefireNL]

@UnmaskedTuxedo

Actually, I don't know you. So I couldn't have known about your dislike of logical fallacies.

[AkaiTsukiShimitsu]

mmm... penguins ;3

[MrLOL9999]

dude, calm down with the sexism and stuff. it's kinda offensive. from what you described, men are procastinators. that's true. but it's not good to be, because you can forget and have consequences, like the faucet might bust or something.

[xxbss4lifexx]

@MrLOL9999 Oh yes when he gives a generalization of men, ahaha that's so true and funny, but when he gives a generalization of women, OMG SEXIST AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[LadyZeppelin1960]

I'm a woman and I get shit done. Fuck the prissy bullshit.

[TronPachioftheDynamo]

Damn... I'm 17 and haven't solved shit still.

[cimerax]

@baseballiszebest Don't most people?

[brettsworld99]

im still fucking a penguin

[yackon4game]

im happy the last one was optional

[mickeypopa]

hahaha rofl video

[GoldenCrusader93]

guys are the best

thumbs up if you are a real man

[JM940]

@GoldenCrusader93 FAIL We can' t thumbs up on this vid

[anonymouspeoplez]

You know I'm gonna ignore all the sexiest arguments and go find a couple of penguins...

[TheNonsubscribable]

Maybe I will have sex with a penguin.

[TheRealBlakeSelby]

xcept my girlfriend cause she said so...

[pandaSmore]

TJ does need to do more of these.

[rangerspk145]

woman get outta here? no wonder girls..dont want to date you...lol..

[Dcamilleri1]

i just had sex with a penguin...

it felt great :D

[MrOnkL]

Couldn't find a penguin. Though there are some ducks in the park. brb.

[alisaxwhore]

Having a leaky faucet is la waste of money and water. Obviously a woman would want this fixed, since it's your wallet she's looking out for. Why? Because most women are smart like that. And since you assholes wouldn't let us vote until 1920, making you use your ever-so-manly bodies to fix things for us seems quite fair to me :).

[WillBrendon]

@alisaxwhore <---- 'Nuff said

[spacetrooperzul]

@alisaxwhore last time i checked, myself and most other guys were not around in 1920. and if i did live in that time period i would have been all for equal rights for women so shut your fucking mouth bitch. dont stereotype me or other men into that sexist pig of a time period. and your saying your the smarter sex? get off your high horse. sheeeeesh.

[alisaxwhore]

@spacetrooperzul Name calling isn't necessary dude. I didn't call you or anybody a sexist. It was a joke. I wasn't implying that women are the smarter sex because in my opinion, there is no smarter sex... and my horse is probably the same height as yours :p. Jesus..

[deatXbyXchocolate335]

@alisaxwhore

You saying that with a username like that is ironic and hypocritical. I'm a female, and you're embarrassing me.

[alisaxwhore]

@deatXbyXchocolate335 My youtube username isn't who I am. It was meant to sound like Alisa COMMA whore. Anyway, I made this account like 4 years ago and if I could change it, believe me, I would :). If I were you, I would be embarrassed by the women who don't speak up on stupid videos like this one. MAN TALK: Where I stand in front of a video camera and complain about women, make stupid generalizations and talk about how inferior they are compared to men. Go ahead, insult away girl.

[alisaxwhore]

@deatXbyXchocolate335 but you're attacking the wrong person. In saying that, the only thing you were doing was trying to look cool to the guys who watch this. Oooh you can use words like IRONIC and HYPOCRITICAL. And death by chocolate huh? Why don't you just grab a pint of ben & jerry's, curl up with your cats and watch a sappy romantic comedy? I'm embarrassed by you because instead of posting a comment defending your womanhood, you attacked another woman. Stereotypical. I can use that word :).

[deatXbyXchocolate335]

@alisaxwhore

Oh, God. How did I get myself into another argument? Luckily, I enjoy these kinds of things, because I'm just a sick, stereotypical girl who absolutely does NOT enjoy curling up with my cats ( I have 2 ) and watching chick flicks. I made this account 2 years ago and I'm only 14 now.. I didn't even know Death by Chocolate was an icecream flavor until a year ago. Would you give me a break? Am I the one with whore in my name? Why would I want to look cool in front of a bunch of guys?

[deatXbyXchocolate335]

@alisaxwhore

And why do you hate being the submissive/weaker sex? I can't say much for the Middle East or Asia, but in Western society, the woman is the one pulling the puppet strings behind the curtains. ;) If you catch my drift.

They do all the hard stuff, like working and lifting the heavy objects. They like to think they're the ones wearing the pants in the relationship, but that's just not true.

[yair6655]

@deatXbyXchocolate335 I'm a middle eastern guys, and let me tell you something

The women do NOT pull the strings here, on the other hand they're not submit to us.

[deatXbyXchocolate335]

@yair6655

Did you read my comment?

I said that I couldn't say much for the Middle East and Asia, but it's different here in America.

[Codeafo1]

That last one is NOT optional!

[JoveWillAttack]

haha its funny wen he sais he has a girlfrend but he doesnt like this if u agree

[venokthedemon]

@JoveWillAttack

First off there is no likes on comments in this video if you didn't check. Secondly he does. .-. As shown by some of his other videos lurk moar.

[knash97]

are u really atheist

[venokthedemon]

@knash97

No he made a video called god is evil and denounces religious ideas all the time because hes a hard-core christian.

[Seanze329]

Wow, this is probably my least favorite video of yours. The way you portray women and men is incredibly stupid. I've never had my girlfriend do that and that's definitely not how I treat her.

[DavidPlim]

@Seanze329 Because its a joke video, you are not supposed to take it seriously. Its just meant to be funny even though there is some truth behind it, especially the laziness of me solving problems.

[UnmaskedTuxedo]

3:28 "Am I right, or am I right?"

You are WRONG-O! You stereotyping bigot!

[VirtualO17]

whats with the censors?

[Sandokan4]

"That's all you can ask for" you damn right, sir. I have to solve all that yet

[SuzSeptember]

and he thinks all the women leave when he says ..get out! lol

[magzerz16]

"Rate this video, favorite this video, subscribe to this channel, have sex with a penguin! That last one is optional!" xD Lmfao.

[Captainjack463]

Funny It says no women allowed but so many women will appear in because of that message alone. What does that say about them? Many things.. Many things.

[LadySeraph]

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband, cause the faucet is leaking.

[JMnDC4eva]

Women are sheep.

[threetailedfox1]

@JMnDC4eva And men are chickens.

[ThatKidWithTheVideos]

@threetailedfox1 And cows are intergalactic space vampires with 6 foot blades on its 3rd set of limbs

[tuhkur102]

@threetailedfox1 how does that even methaphoricly make sence?

[threetailedfox1]

@tuhkur102 You men are more stupid than cows, always running around like you have no head.

[tuhkur102]

@threetailedfox1 im sorry? running around? and you are stupid the title clearly declares: NO WOMAN ALLOWED

[threetailedfox1]

@tuhkur102 Like I care what the sign says; oh, and the correct way of spelling the plural of 'woman' is 'WOMEN'.

"In the beginning, god created man; then he had a BETTER idea~!"

[bltnxkrw]

@threetailedfox1 you know we couldve been a nice couple but you just HAD to act like a stupid bitch... too bad..

[threetailedfox1]

@bltnxkrw I'm a FREE bitch. I don't like jerks trying to tie me down, anyway~ What did you expect from me to have the personality of? A tame wolf? A tame elk? A tame bear?

I'll take the life of a stallion, instead of a domestic bird like every other controlling man wants me to be.

[bltnxkrw]

@threetailedfox1 heh, of course the man who treats woman like his property deserves nothing more than a blow up sheep. what pisses me off is that most women actually like such assholes/bad boys, instead of nice guys. and when their asshole boyfriend cheats on them, treats them like shit, they say that all men are pigs and jerks..

[threetailedfox1]

@bltnxkrw That's even true in Utah. The only nice guys in my high school were the ones in the drama club, the stage crew, and a few football players. It was like they were 'too friendly to get a girlfriend' and there are stupid girls who would rather date a 'bad boy' just to be a 'bad girl' and become popular. One of my bullies ended getting knocked up and had to quit high school.

I was abused as a child, so I'm more watchful on what guys do and say when I interact with others.

I'm crazy~ :3

[bltnxkrw]

@threetailedfox1 youre not. its better to be more carefull and to keep looking for someone who you can trust and who is going to always be there when you need, rather than fall for your first crush and then be left with an emotional scar for the rest of the life.

does that make sence in my english? ;D

[crazzylilnigga13]

@threetailedfox1 Hey Hey Hey i thought he told you specifically to GTFO!!!

[threetailedfox1]

@crazzylilnigga13 It's a free country. You can't boss me around, so PWNED!!!

[Bladestorm687]

@threetailedfox1 That is not the meaning of "free country."

[MetallateM777]

To everyone who says TJ doesnt have a GF then -

I supposed anyone who vlogs about crap on youtube, then you're automatically considered a no-life/somebody without a GF.

Seriously, everybody on the Internet is way fuckin dumber than the American youth.

[RexieTheKing]

lolololo

[Thringlebob]

I don't like u for some reason

[haxbox7]

@Thringlebob are you religious?

[raith2006]

I fix stuff thats not even my problem, like if I'm near something broken anywhere thats outside my house I'll try to fix it just because it bugs me, might just be an OCD thing.

[BieberBubblesX]

You have a girlfriend?! AHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAAHAHHA I don't believe you

[BuffDuffforstuff22]

@BieberBubblesX

Your name means that either:

A: You're homosexual

B: You're a fan girl who thinks anyone than ...that is perfect / needs to look like and be like that in anyway

The door is on the left

[BieberBubblesX]

@BuffDuffforstuff22

You name means that ethier:

A: You're full of yourself

B: Your a fag

Imma go with both :D And BTW I'm a girl who L O V E S Justin Bieber kay?

[BuffDuffforstuff22]

@BieberBubblesX

A: Im not full of myself, im just pissed at seeing people with pink eyes who sees unicorns who shits rainbows and sees pixies or ...I will stop right there cause if it gets any more fag I think the internet will /rage at me

B: prove that Im a fag, my post doesnt say that in anyway

C: I havent said my gender yet

And Im a person who gives less of a shit of your opinion when you said you like Just-in-bieber kay?

[Angryification]

@BieberBubblesX He's doing better than you, with you hermaphrodite lover

[RoughThief]

Amen. Amen and hail to you, saint atheist. ....that's kinda wrong, isn't it? Anyhow, good points.

[boboyoshi7]

you are mean

[seanmacmillan199]

umm thumbs of if you thought how does this guy know this when he looks like a world of warcraft nerd how does he talk about girls when he cant get one??? wtf lol

[ThatKidWithTheVideos]

@seanmacmillan199 Hes got a gf...

[EDDlEMEDUZA]

I Pwn The Mans Laws..

My Girl: The fossit is ls leaking

Me: …….

My Girl: *AHEM* The FOSSIT is LEAKING

Me: Yep, it's leaking..

My Girl: The fossit IS LEAKING

Me: If you think I'm gonna fix it then you're wrong...

My Girl: *suprised face* *switches to angry face* YOU DOn'T DO ANYTHING IN THIS HOUSEHOLD!! YOU JUST SIT THERE AND WATCH TV!!!! *five hours later* GET THE F U C K OUT OF MY HOUSE!!

Me: ehhm this is my house

[NessAnna1]

U Have A Girl Freind Yeah Rite

[TheDonny186]

lol he has a girlfriend pfft bullshet

[andywattbulb]

Who are all these couples having problems with their focets?