Funny Elites

[dragonvidz7]

Elite: Really im not going to kiss you in front of everyone!

Madda Cheeb: WTF?!

[halowraith1]

@PaigeyDragoness Elites are definitely Cute!

[halowraith1]

@Turian100 It's actually from the planet Sangheilios, and could be from one of the known states, maybe Vadum, Vadam, Fulsam or others. And if you are trying to offend us, you could at least make us a species that isn't highly intelligent and skilled at combat.

[TheDinosaur900]

If you shoot The Arbiter he says: "STOP THAT!" "We're allies!" U SHOT MEH FOO!!

[deathtrooper199]

GAY ELITE

[XxSasukeSharingaenxX]

it sounds like the elite say no in norwegian like ''nei''

[kilulafo]

1:00 reminded me a lot of a yawning cat.

[AncientWingedFerret]

is tis halo 2?

[JJ95831]

1:00 wth did he just say? at first i thought he said "I'm trying to contact, thus.. uh.. masturbate." THEN... right after that the other dude said "im not going to kiss you in front of everyone!"

[SEspider]

Really! I'm not going to kiss you in front of everyone!

LOL!

Love that it sounded as if he had to think about it first.

[MrMacaroni999]

*elite stares at face*

*spartan stares at face closer*

*elite looks at other elite like wtf*

*spartan stairs at face*

Elite: IM not going to kiss you in front of EVERYONE!!!

[MISANTHROPY647]

This is what I love about the Halo series, it has elements of comedy.

[TheSamMarsden]

I love the way that when he said it the other elite looked at him as if to say "Say whaaaaaat?"

[TheRtas]

0:59 he opens his mouth as a cat

[bodenator101]

Elite: are you blind

Me: if I say yes do I get to shoot you more

Elite: I suppose

Me: ok I'm blind :3

[TheThinman99]

I'm not gonna kiss u part is fake his lips weren't moveing

[Twiliwolf640]

@TheThinman99 It was the elite to the left that said it.

[EarthshiftF2]

@TheThinman99 . the dont have lips .

[angryboy2k9]

@TheThinman99 He was close enough to the other elite for it to have said it. And it isn't fake because there are other videos with the exact same phrase used...

[Ryz0ne]

"really i'm not going to kiss you in front of everyone!"

*plasma pistol shot*

"Guah! I AM YOUR ALLY!"

..da fuck?

[7midnightthehedgehog]

Lolz XD cool vid I love elites I mean they are kinda cute O///O well anyway I have one question for everyone of u peeps ok here it goes when my bro and I play firefight on REACH the covenant always follow the 2nd player ( which is me ^///^) and never the damn first player I mean I'm girl so........ wait can there be girl elites o_O so anyway do they follow me cuz I'm a girl or what plzzzzzz tell ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[araeLSnoble7]

Okay...The middle elite goes "Bwaah?" and then yawns...lol!

[dudex170]

LOL

[ElectronicCurse]

Elites: Stop! We are Allies! Are you blind? Were allies! We are allies!

Chief: I'm not blind, I just love f***ing with you.

[killallianceftw]

I'm trying new contacts, so stop tripping.

[DAReloaded]

hahaha genius

[Thunderscreamer]

Why is elites plural in the title?

[CoReyTHeDeVogeL93]

Damn elites sure do have poor posture

[Turian100]

I swear the far left Elite is British

[MajicLaMa]

you coulddnt have just skipped to the funny part instead of wasting like 0:50 seconds on the same lines?

[vongreenback1]

haha Im not going to kiss you in front of every one

[flashed00]

not infront of everyone one eh?

[HayForr065]

At 0:52,the elite yawns.

[lucaseeumesmo111]

HAhA IM NOT GOING TO ISS INFRONT OF ANY1 thats classic and funny

[LintNBellyButton]

At 0:52 Hank Hill?

[MetrolinkTrain638]

he said "I'm trying new contacts, so stop tripping!"

[chance008able]

Did he say "Really i'm noy going to kiss you in front of everyone" at 1:02

[jimbo911fly]

0:51 elite male orgasim

[remzlol1]

0:59 im trying to contact, must masurbate...thats what i heard.

[remzlol1]

burghallahglalhgahg



[ZSPProductions14]

you shot arbiter in the balls......... XP

[NachoBoy2839]

lol he turns his head like he didn't say it

[MrShooterFilms]

ummm gay elites

[upstart1776]

WAAAAGGH! wtf?

[Allan5889]

i think he said "im trying new contacts, now i'll stop tripping."

[12Insomniac]

@Allan5889 No, I noticed a long time ago that if you bump into them too much they move away and sometimes say something about it.

[ArebearFTW]

AWWWWW At 0:56 it yawned :3

[TeeonKneeFan]

1:04 -1:09 you better not!

[NovaCola6]

Stop it! The Elites have feelings too! Lolz XD

[ozzygod489]

1000th Comment. Heheh.

[ComradeGraty]

man i was so bored the day I played this, it was a long time ago, glad my friend still has this footage

[IronEgg47]

0:50 bwaahaaaaaa!

[patrickguyum]

@ZOMBIEHERO dude, dont listen to that stuff. nobody died because of a chain letter.

[Bombsgalor]

@ZOMBIEHERO12345 *Sigh* When will you people stop posting these... They get annoying after a while...

[nobleclonetrooper]

1:04 HAHAHA "Really i'm not going to kiss you infront of everyone!"

[mvandam753]

OMG XD!

[GhostBustersBG]

Because ther the arbiter's brothers. 808stewart

[killallianceftw]

I'm trying new contacts...

[Bombsgalor]

"Really, I'm Not Going to kiss you infront of every one!"

Uh......

[808stewart]

Why is the aliens or something on humans side?

[Bombsgalor]

@808stewart You don't play halo or read the books do you?

[808stewart]

@Bombsgalor geez i was just wondering..

[09csr]

@808stewart The Elites left the cov's when the brutes took over several of the elite duties, not to mention when the prophet of truth ordered mass executions on elite politicians.

[XjerichoX12]

Igot new contacts now stop tripping

LOLOLOL

[Terrab1A7]

LOL. Wait. I get it. Bungie was making a joke about the change in eye color for the Elites. The line was put in for anyone who happened to be trying to get a closer look at the new orange eyes. "I'm trying new contacts, now stop tripping!"

[halowraith1]

@PolarBearRepublic Well kinda, Elites are cute. XD

[halowraith1]

@PolarBearRepublic It's just a video and a game...

[Killermonster117]

really im not going kiss you in front of everyone wtf XD

[PaytonHi808]

"i got you contacts so stop tripping." and the other "really im not going to kiss you in front of everyone." thumbs up so people can see

[SwaffyX]

I think he said, "I'm trying new contacts..."

[badkoolaid22]

I think he says 'I'm trying new contacts, now stop tripping!' like hes wearing those tinted contacts or something hahahah

[GooBallGirl]

no shooting the Arbiter :(

[grex951]

so in private he would?'-'

[TheONLYhotchick]

@grex951 hah hell yeah lol

[TheScout247]

that wasnt realy funny



[mattbonner12]

gay elites

[infectedflood]

if you shoot the Arbiter enough then he will say "you shot me foo!"

XD

[mattbonner12]

@infectedflood only if you have the iwhbyd on

[Pokeavastar]

I would love if Chief would just start going OMG ELITES KABLAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!

[ItsDaKoolaidDude]

@Pokeavastar w8 until hes surrunded by the flood and elites.

Cheif: OH MOTHAFUCKIN CHRIST!!!!

[rex12998]

lol gay elite

[Ravenator121]

It sounds like he says we got contacts lets not masturbate

[TheSchemer1]

This is getting old.....

[haloCE6]

@TheSchemer1 this was made in 2008, it's not like he made it recently

[TheSchemer1]

@haloCE6 i know, but still the old "not gonna kiss in front of everyone" is a bit of a repeated "concept".

[kevinphan1998]

The last one was funny

[NeverendingDeath]

yes he did say he got him contacts so stop tripping

[Hunterstiq]

I heard a grunt call me a "spacesuit bitch" in Reach it was drinking hilarious

[phen0m321]

there your allies idiot! its called editing!

[MasterGeneralRyan]

110% LOL!

[MasterGeneralRyan]

LOL!

[Cduvalma20]

lol



[applejax89]

1:03 Master cheif's boyfriend?! Or is it a Female? 0_0

[MOTHMAN225]

@applejax89 LOL

[bchamba2k]

replay at 51

[AtayCOA]

Once I heard a grunt say "jackass" in firefight

[AtayCOA]

Once when I was playing reach I heard a grunt say "jackass" during a firefight.

[thepanzerknacker]

those elites are well spoken

[shotflabz]

i remeber once randomly on halo 3 aftr all flood was dead a elite says ha rawr 0.0

[AndyAufAnglo]

0:50 - ha the middle elite is socially awkward. Shouldn't invade his personal space.

[warhawk4431]

0:23 "Hold your fiya!"

0:51 "Bwaaayah?!"

[Darkdayzz]

I'm trying new contacts...so stop tripping!

[Dwhite1788]

are you blind?........*pew*

[smove97]

very funny

[smove97]

coool



[AngieSpazzable]

I heard "I'm not going to fist u infront of everyone" o.O...

[DeckShowerXD]

lol



[iStotty1]

how is this funny its shit

[EvilCarl100]

@iStotty1 ur mom is shit

[iStotty1]

@EvilCarl100 ohh so scared this is bollocks

[PaigeyDragoness]

Reasons why i like elitez;

They r funny

their fav. color iz purple (like me!)

They r like talkin dino/dragon thingies

For some reason r cute

[Pokebellmon]

I'm supprised one of them didd'nt say "Stop it!"

[Supertoaster1000]

did you know if you shoot a real player on da balls and they got no armor they explode :D

[dawkinsdude200]

I'm not going to kiss you in front of everyone

[Mymomfeedsuswierdfoo]

Did he say "I got you contacts, so stop tripping."??

[linygami]

@Mymomfeedsuswierdfoo

I think it was, "I'm trying new contacts. Now I'll stop tripping."

I've never even seen this before. Is funny, no? :D

[Lionshareinc]

@Mymomfeedsuswierdfoo

I think its "I got new contacts and cant stop tripping"

[MrYNoname]

@Mymomfeedsuswierdfoo

He said something like "I'm trying new contacts, *gibberish*"

[Droopah1]

@Mymomfeedsuswierdfoo im trying new contacts! now stop tripping! lol

[TheEp1cOne]

@Mymomfeedsuswierdfoo

More like "I try new contacts, now stop tripping"

[HaloMaster662]

not all that funny

[iamsototallythebomb]

@HaloMaster662 What is wrong with you!?

[iamsototallythebomb]

Elite"Can you not see?

Cheif" No as a matter of fact I cannot."

Elite"Oh sorry"

Cheif"I'm just going to shoot you now because I'm afraid of being raped by a gay elite."

[zKyl3z]

Elite: Are you blind?!?

Master Chief: Yes i am do you have a problem?

Elite: oh um ah im so sorry i didnt mean...

Master Chief: Naw im just fucking with ya *shoots again*

that would be funny :D

[TheMasterSnake117]

@yankolvich

Yeah but an elite saying " Really I'm not going to kiss you infront of everyone" is hilareous.

[SuperL0L1P0P]

@TheMasterSnake117 Getting kissed by an elite would either be really weird or really fkn awesome.

[ASSASIN3601088]

dude srsly im not going to kiss you infront of everyone go behind the corner & ill give you a B.J see you there 8>

[euvi85]

Me and my friends call elites Shit Lizards. We have for years. We think its funny.

[yankolvich]

saying were allies is not funny

[boriquagirl8]

rofl...gay elite

[iamsototallythebomb]

I would not want to be kissed by an Elite. Especially a gay one.

[NobleSkull]

he's not gonna fist you in front of everyone

[ourfilmsproductions]

lol i didnt know that the elits could kiss????

[luigidallolio]

01:04 ohhhh so that mean chief is looking forward in to a relantionship

[dragzard7]

This is wait they should say is your visor covered in the infection gu!?

[xxSWORDINATORxx]

80 cod faggots disliked this

[clonemovie32]

REALLY IM NO GOING TO KILL YOU IN FRONT OF EVERYONE ROFL

[download6321]

really i dont want to kiss u in front of everybody

[featherfall1211]

Favorite freindly fire saying for me is what marines say in halo 1. CLEAN YOUR VISOR. In a British accent

[daverich2]

the worst thing about reach is that all this funny dialogue is gone :(

[funman2100]

u higt arbiter u son of a fuck >.<

[LuisNaruto13]

The Blue Minor Elite Said..."Really...I'm Not Gonna To Kiss You Infront Of Every One"

Cuz The Cheif was so Near for the Elite Face that, he said that xD

And You Stupids that Say that Elite's r "Gays" u r very bad xD.

The Spartans are very gay...just hear his voices when die, such a voice of a Homosexual.

Elite's RLZ from all the races

Arby Fucks The Entire UNSC LOL.

[fraiz24]

RAGGHHH!

[Gemeni3insane]

that is idiotic

[bagocross08]

in halo 2 on legendary an elite said to me in cairo station "dont be afraid, i have a banana for you!"

[Grievous1119]

As much as i love the random stuff the elites say, i still agree with others about Sangheili Abuse... :(

they're AWESOME! and kick everyones ass!

[0nlyhalfevil333]

lmfao i love the random BWAHH?

[TheLizzardOh]

Bwaaaa?

[aaronelgin]

im not going to kiss in front of everyone

[SangheiliLover]

funny but that is mean  >:[

[MooseyRulz]

1:03

[SexMasterHybridQueen]

that is the most funniest line from an Elite i'm not going to kiss you in front of everyone! i had an Elite say to me from Halo 2 that he said softly i think you're cute too. i was like WTF?? is that Elite gay?? Roflol

[manasa554]

STOP TRIPPIN Pure GOLD I tell you PURE GOLD!!!!!!

[livster493]

HOLD YOUR FIYAH

[bluehorse1214]

How is he your ally????? LOL funny thing he said.

[lukekellycopy]

shouldnt the elite be much taller...

[JewsOfDeath]

@lukekellycopy they walk kinda hunched over. if you look, at like 50-60 secs into it, the elite stretches out and it about 7 ft

[X10Xander]

kissing in front of everyone with a Elite is well ... weird

[JewsOfDeath]

@X10Xander i think its pretty hot...lol just kidddiinnggg no into species please

[iamsototallythebomb]

"are you blind?"yes i am

[Rickrolled1231]

focus on the prophets and their lackeys.bow chica chica bow wow

[nickygio2]

so he would if everyone wasn't there, im asuming

[T5inman]

lol i agree but...nah lol its funny lol hahahah

[CoolVidsGuy911]

0:50 wtf hes like bonaaaaaaar

[CrossBlame]

so that means he wld kiss him omg gay elite

[hellstorm23335]

@CrossBlame or a female elite

[YODA1173]

lmfao im tryin new contacts so stop lookin at me omg

pure gold

[TheLonePineCone]

"really, im not going o kiss you in front of everyone!"

XD

[balrog0444]

That's why i love elites ^^

Elite > Spartan

[TearsOfShiranui]

ok this was my favorite

-cheif stares at the elite for a while-

-elite- . . . . BWAAaaAAH!

[motor1020]

....How do elites even kiss?