Man Cuts Off Own Head!

[FonixFireGaming]

No becasue ur spinal cored is riped so you cant use you,re lungs or nothing. Ur body will be done with as soon ans ur spine is in half.... So no

[zorbok70]

I'm a 15 year old bro, and will be ald to cut off your head... I will make it epic, too. i mean like a freakin dolphin tp bite it off ;)

[exploz2]

Hi Fluffee! why on every video you twisting your body to the right and keeping head straight? wtf wrong with you haha

[uncagedfury24]

Hung like a whale XD

[Abercrombieand1Bitch]

I lost my head...

it's in the gutter somewhere :(

[Jennifer123001]

if my hed gets cut off i want someone to throw it so it could pass a bunch of people nd in the few moments of life i'll say hello as a flouting head! :D

[geels2484]

i found one of my dog's puppies without a head once.....it's a "natural instinct".... >_< i can still see it without it's head!!!!!

[lilwayne80081]

You cant sew it on by the time you sowed the arteries and skin the person will be dead

[stargaser32]

ill cut of ur head it sounds fun

[woon1957]

He probably got it from a detective drama. What? I saw one where the murderer tied a rope around the victim's neck and tied it to a pole. They were on a rollercoaster.

[glitchmaker5000]

thumbs up if you like the 2011 fluffee better :D

[soori128]

@Psychentist nah you are just another geek

[therpjonkid]

u look like Eminem

[smurfkidharley]

its like happy wheel!!!! XD!!!!!

[mpmeghna]

FLUFFEE!!!!

[swilki09]

Omg i just realized I spent the last three hours watching old Fluffee videos! My eyes are burning but....must...watch....one....­more....video......

[brebear7911]

Not in the car lol

[Psychentist]

It's six seconds, and good luck rewiring his spinal cord in that time.

Damn, I'm way too scientific to watch this schit.

[TheTrilbyWill]

@Psychentist would you rather end up paralyzed from the neck down or dead?

[xxcrazylazymexx]

@Psychentist nahh u just use bigg words aha

[nathanscotthornets]

i'm pretty sure that's there's easier ways to end it all but maby he's a secret artist

[yazmatazmin]

pretty sure it was twine... 

[OldSerpentOfSin]

And yes you can have sex in the afterlife and its better...

[AgentBob4241]

It might be slightly possible because scientists/doctors/sergons have gotten 2 monkeys and cut off both of their heads and switched them. I know atleast one monkey survived. But I think both did.

[Headphoneman711]

I'll volenteer!

[Miaka150]

maybe he was stupid and wanted to get rid of the pole that was blocking his view

[maditwitteraccount]

you look like ryan reynolds :)

[fadedMIKEY]

or buy alot of weed? :o

[ilovemyslash11]

ill do it

[panteralover11]

I love you FLufee <3

[Capoj22]

hahaha il be the test monkey, cut my head off and reattach it!!!!

just promise me you know what your doin and im guarenteed to survive

[staycountry]

well my mom works at a hospital and you cant reattach a head in time you would bleed out cuz your cutin your neck too

[davgong1]

chuck norris doesnt need his head

[killer61491]

Boring mutha fucker

[SaiyuriSatomi]

You know the guillotine, is named after its creator, who opposed the death penalty, and he was offended that they named it after him, and depending on the length of string Fluff, it could have been twine, rope, anything, securely tied, at a certain speed and distance, your head will pop right off, but just imagine the feeling of everything tearing apart before your nerves are severed and your spinal cord separates, ew.

[SaiyuriSatomi]

Fluffie gets lovins rofl

[itssydniehun]

Whats his REAL name

[1000zing]

@itssydniehun fluffe

[romero763]

@1000zing No, its Allen Buckle.

[liltakinggibs]

fluffee you are so stupid! and i love you that way=P <3

[DeathstalkerGB]

maybe the guy got bit by a zombie killed the zombie but ran out of ammo so he picked up the rope and decided this was the best way to prevent being turned into a zombie himself he may hav just stopped one of the many attemps of the zombie apocolypse

[JonO387]

You should do it.

[call999itsalice]

u is lk well funny

[daleovdedead]

i thought this was the chainsaw one but this is better

[1Morey]

Hey! What's up?

[elmer293]

no because his spinal cord whould be destroyed and unusable

[amosyboy1]

those last 10 seconds of decapitated people would be like wow this was a dumb idea :P

[ThePlatoon4]

@amosyboy1 i think they would be thinking more on the lines of AAAAAGGHHGHH THIS FUCKING HURTS!!!!

[TheCappodon]

fishing line would work nicely

[HollowedSoulful]

this guy saved my life....

[bunnybread456]

@HollowedSoulful cool



[shadowfangirl888]

Ill do it :DDD

[SuperRyankc]

i will

[Machinama16]

I don't think he was trying to cut off his head probably more like hanging itself without actually hanging

[PetofJesus]

it was prob a cable or somthing i doubt it was string

[gunneryuna46]

@PetofJesus It wasn't STRING, it was ROPE :D

[neoman289151]

I'm not a doctor and I have a really shaky hand, but I'll do it! ^_^

[juggalogoose]

fluffee & your favorite martian are way better then tosh.0 why dosent comedy central show these people instead of someone who does racist & gay jokes? i still dont know why tosh is naked in most of his bit on his show mabye thats the joke a skinny white naked man

[xxjoleejewellxx]

watch his eyebrows in this video its funny:P

[RandoomBiscuits]

Your just.. fucking amazing, js.

[candy4725331]

Aw u are just as funny as fuck aren't u! XDDD

[TheKeyOfStupid54]

it happens you can sew a head back on it will twitch and you dont have much time but really hard cause you have to reatch then nerves to its almost impossible

[BMXLore]

I would have glued my hands to my head, that way it looks like I ripped my head off.

[waffleboy71]

thats retarded

[GTA360andSSDslotguy]

You can still attach a disembodied head but it would be really complicated, but don't worry, because I'll do it, after all if I can spell complicated words like complicated, disembodied and would then reattaching a head will be easy!

[GamerkidMW2]

wow

[Wisper714]

Wooooo still watchin this in 2011 :D

[thelolteamtv]

thumbs up if you want to sew fluffees head

[iambunnieman]

Maybe he thought he was turning into a zombie so he destroyed his brain by decapitatting himself and thus saving all humans from zombies

Like?

[psychojoseph1]

to answer fluffees question u could but the victim would still die.

[Hyp3rb0lic]

At least its better than doing what they did on BME Pain Olympics.......where they F**king cut their D*ck off.......Well, I probably end up cutting off my head if that ever happens.

[XaMitV]

@Hyp3rb0lic Those sound fucked up.

[Hyp3rb0lic]

@XaMitV Yeah its pretty bad i couldn't sleep or eat that whole day and wasn't the same the whole week.

[mrblackbelt9]

I'm not a docter, but I'll do it!

[SuperAsspimple]

@mrblackbelt9 YOU ARE NOT 22 MAKING A SPELLING MISTAKE LIKE THAT YOU FUCK HOLE

[dietcoke759]

@SuperAsspimple

Dude, 90% of Youtube users pick a birthdate way before theirs either so they can pretend to be older or so they can watch 18+ vids... or both.

[suomynonaPI]

@SuperAsspimple  u mad?

[PetofJesus]

@mrblackbelt9 No ima do it

[sentheticangel1]

Mike the headless chicken, look it up on wikipedia :)

[VermilionSteed]

A chicken survived two years without a head.

[memback01]

@VermilionSteed so both the head and the chickens body were alive for 2 years?

[DjangoEX]

@memback01 No just the body. Check mike the headless chicken

[TheLaurenAshley09]

@VermilionSteed Bullshit! =0  o.m.g.

[TheAZIN08]

@TheLaurenAshley09 ITS true

[rcarec]

@VermilionSteed Yeah, I heard somethin about that, except the chicken was BORN without its head. It lived like, 5 years before the animal supporters were all like, SET IT FREE!!!! and obviously it couldn't take care of itself, because it didn't have a haid, and stuff.

[rcarec]

@VermilionSteed * head, and stuff

[lJADU]

@VermilionSteed Actually it was 18 months, just sayin'

[steve110897]

@VermilionSteed it eat with its ass right?

[VermilionSteed]

@steve110897 No, they fed it down its neck with a pipet.

[steve110897]

@VermilionSteed ok................

[xPsycho95]

@VermilionSteed Yup and the owner had to feed if corn and shit and the chicken died from chocking on it! thats irony

[SubTerraMetalFencer]

@VermilionSteed And knowing is half the battle.

[peterthemegapimp]

fag!!!1



[infernodude3]

i will so not do it ha i fooled ya ha ha ha lol

[8heyheyhey]

your Imagination is to detailed



[121jada121]

the string is from strings r us

[121jada121]

u could sew it back on butt u would not live

[YaoiGirlKitten]

Actually, it's 7 seconds that you can live and think. And that wouldn't work the vains and arteries that are from the heart into the brain would be severed, so no, you couldn't have your head stitched back on after having it chopped off. Sorry mate

[ryanIpko]

where did you find out about this i know the guy

[pandagirl1219]

You can't get your head sown on in time it wouldn't be possible. Also I LOVE YOU! GO FLUFFEE!

[irulezurmomz]

il chop my head off for ya fluffee.



[tubeyouusername123]

you have 30 seconds to re attach the head but thats impossible

[roverrider]

@tubeyouusername123 That one scientist, he for science cut off his head, and blinked I believe 11 times. I am sure they kept the time of how long it took, but still epic that you live after you cut off your head!

[llXxXHalofreakXxXll]

Halo Announcer: Cab Driver committed suicide... GAME OVER!

[TheMadOreo]

chuck norris can!!!!!!!

[Draci98000]

I could...oh,and I can't sew very well

[30097spartan]

Fastest way to die

[biglazerfish1675]

after this video rope sales and suicide went up

[andrewszeto121]

lmao "this string is so strong u can even cut ur own head off with it"

[Jervinzman]

the world has found another way to kill themselves ..-_-

[Tylerknights77]

seriously where do you get this news?!?!?!

[TheWah101]

i'll do it

[7justinbieberluver]

YOU CAN NOT CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF AND REATACH IT!!!!!!!!!! RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! even though i did subscribe to your chanel

[Frankthegb]

@7justinbieberluver It's called sarcasm retard...

[sheldonlowney]

your a fag bud

[zackattacksuall]

i bought your string and my big sister died im sueing u bitch

[GoldenKnight422]

Getting beheaded isn't a quick death either. Really your head stays alive for a little while. You can still see, hear, and think for a period of 10-15 seconds after your head is cut off. Imagine how that feels.

[AliTobi]

why didnt he tie the string to his arm?

[cookeyo13]

I hate you

[WithinThePower]

thats insane doodd wtf is wrong with these people

[itssaulgoode]

well idk man if you cut your head off you gotta think about veins and shyt

[StudlyIronsides]

If it was actually a sort of string that was used in the decapitation then it was likely parachute cord.

[IXIDrizzt1129IXI]

he wasn't tryin to commit suicide, he was tryin to wreck the car and get money from insurance.

[VinnieSutra]

Maybe someone asked him for head and this is the only thing he could think of. Hey you never know.

[zekethewolfy]

@HigherrConsciousness failure first off you were spamming the "," key 2edly this has nothing to do with weed and unnecessary use of the shift key :D oh and no need to spam the "!" key either it dosn't make you stand out more

[HigherrConsciousness]

@zekethewolfy Actually... It's Called being a nice person and informing everyone,, ,, i only put it in weed related vids where people who smoke would most likely be from time to time,,... ,,, And it obviously made it stand out to you,, and others since it has 7 thumbs up... ,, Thanks Tho for being more worried about my Grammatical errors ,,,

[zekethewolfy]

@HigherrConsciousness let you know TAKE a joke >.>

[XRandomXProductions]

@HigherrConsciousness Thats nothin new man its been happening for years, but still i agree its dangerous shit, home grown all the way

[Iruca08]

@HigherrConsciousness how is this a weed related video?

[HigherrConsciousness]

@Iruca08 im sure a nice percentage of his fanbase smoke

[Iruca08]

@HigherrConsciousness sure that dosent make it a weed related video

[HigherrConsciousness]

@Iruca08 Well,, It does have 16 thumbs up,,,,,

[Iruca08]

@HigherrConsciousness it dosent matter how many thumbs it has this is not a weed related video

[screamsinmyhead]

dude, what do u look like w/o the hat?

[MrJoshuacrim]

i wanna cut off your head and sew it back on

[girlgreer13]

The string WAS his invention that he created to make millions... and HE said the same ignorant thing YOU just said... and he was sued and all his millions, down the drain, and the dumb bitch dumped him a second time because he wasn't huge like a whale OR rich.... so he used his string to.... guess what? CUT OFF HIS HEAD!

[Paledyyd]

Why don't YOU use your creativity on something more useful than doing these super smart videos, like killing yourself? Lol just jk.. But I think you should consider pulling your head off, cuz thats just wack..

[smokeout9941]

thumbs up if your the 222777th veiwer

[mapletrees2]

I WILL i mean i am not a docter but i can still do it and even maybe sew it back on

[sni3per48]

ill volenteer 2 cut of ur head.....mabye ill reattach it O.O

[phoebephilofy2526]

that guy was watching too much higurashi and elfin lied

[Scarecrowking]

A head transplant is actually completely scientifically possible, but it will leave you paralysed from neck down.

[Supadude91]

wouldnt this be more pulling the head off, not cutting it off...

[xenriath]

Heres another way i heard of. get some thin wire, hang it up, and stick your head through it, then super glue your hands to your head. then jump through and behead yourself. it looks like you pulled your head off :P a friend told me that once.

[JAT763]

cuttin off your own head is fuckin metal!!!

[fourplusfourpplz]

im down man ill cut your head off (:

[ChristheKishin]

hanging urself with christmas lights. thats creative

[mbabitt]

Robot chicken did that, but the guy sawed his head off so that it fell down the chimney into the house of his ex.

[ezjaksta]

@harjitp if its a guy, and he watched this video.... He probably just want to walk through walls and watch girls strip... My advice... HIDE ALL THE STRING IN YOUR HOUSE!

[daegon789]

@ezjaksta damn. thats cold

[zebraqueencmonca]

Sorry to say, but you can't reattach a severed head and expect the person to live. All the nerves would have been cut and therefore, no signals would be sent to your body.

[dancokacole]

Fluffee... I am seeking therapy, but my therapist killed himself with a string after watching this video. It wasn't bad he just wanted to be creative. So he invented suicide string. It was a demonstration gone horribly right.

[danny66442200]

Did the body keep driving?

[harjitp]

my older kid keeps on trying to commit suicide!

[raccoonpokemon]

@harjitp are u gonna do something about that

[harjitp]

@raccoonpokemon i didnt have 2... her friends kept on telling her that she hasnt lived a full life yet and she instead of almost killin her self, she swears 2 get rid of her anger (so she swears alot!!!)

[xiJoweeHD]

@harjitp im sorry ://

whats going on?

[AUSTiNTATiOUS5]

or you'd just be sitting on a shelf in the afterlife.... (your just the head)

those would be the worst 10 seconds of my life!

[poblo2008]

i think he just killd half of his viewers with "i need some one to cut their head off then sow it on rilly qwick"

[HenryHorner02]

maybe my brother should try that

[aziz1993]

Your "Hey, what's up?" is embarrassing and annoying.

[GSPACEUnit]

@aziz1993 so is your mothers chest hair

[metallidethN9ne]

@aziz1993 if you don't like it, then stop watching the video

[ziptilt12]

he´s shaved

[MrDeathinDarkness]

you can be revived after having your head chopped off but watch the girl that survived and she is still alive AFTER SHE GOT HER HEAD CUT OFF!

GIRL POWAH!

[hollythegymnast]

oh and...Gymnastics is my fave sport :) or netball but i think gymnastics

[LeaflessNight]

I would cut off your head but... Nah Did that really happen in Australia WOW WE REALLY ARE MENTAL Aussie Aussie Aussie oi oi oi

[NightCrimson]

Yeah, he could have made something like called S.P.E.F.M.I.O.D , and it could mean like 'Suicide Planning Either For Morons Insane Or Depressed'. He could but his imagination to create this Society, then off himself after. (LISTEN: I am only joking, I don't mean anything by it, no offence intended, sorry if some of you felt that).

[CokedUpPuppy]

Your head: Use it or lose it.

In this guy's case, he did both.

[CODgamplaycentral]

10 second rule

[crisfingrules123]

can u chop of ur dick then reatach it cause im in need of an answer please

[multitimmy123]

@crisfingrules123 yes i believe u can. happened in australia.

[ReNae231]

@crisfingrules123 yea u can sum lady cut off her husbands(cause he gave her AIDS) and threw it in the woods....the found i and put it back on

[Tplixs123]

@crisfingrules123 yeaaa, surgically.

[juniorMilenko]

@crisfingrules123 yes, but after 8 hours or so the flesh will start to die, 24 if you put the dick in a bucket of ice.

[williamfrankmena]

@crisfingrules123 yes if youd put in ice it would last 24 hrs if not u got 3 hours from Manswers