I've Got Some Killing to Do

[tardislover12]

This one should have won for sure. It's very well done, has a wonderful song, and has the perfect creepy element. And this may seem strange but I've seen you on his facebook. Hahaha.... I clicked on your name wondering who this alex kid is. Partially because my name is kinda the girls version of yours.... Other part because... I'm a creeper or something.

[moontanned1]

This. is. so. well. done.

[DonnntBeACoconut]

i think this one is my favorite. lol.

[gorfblah]

nice one ....

but its a bet scary

[AwfulxAnna]

I love this.

[laurenkeynesweasley]

lol 0:12 creeeepy xD

[authoring]

This is completely wonderful in every way. No joke. I loves it. I want to give you a hug for thinking of this. You rock. XD

[bigtigers4life]

I hear theres rumours on the uh... internets.

[rowsdower50]

Rumors, eh? What kind?

[bigtigers4life]

rumours that motorhead sucks!

Ps: where can i dowload the song?

[rowsdower50]

I too have heard of such rumors. And a link to the song is in the description.

[LiFExONxMARS]

you are so weird

I love it :D

[0xSokissmex0]

hooooly EFF. you look like someone I know. O_o

[m12guitars]

you scare me ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh run away mummy told me not to talk to strangers mummy ahhhhhhhhhhh mad man run but you should win along with the death threat from the internet it is awesome but you still scare me

[m12guitars]

are you serious or are you acually a awesome

vidio hero Z????

[stargirllol923]

i love the song. i think it would be great if you did more lemon demon covers. it's too bad neil didn't end the contest. you definitly would have won.

[VintageVixen96]

Oh, okay that makes more sense. So was the whole hero-worship-of-Neil-almost-ki­nd-of-gay-what-was-with-the-lo­ok-alike thing an act? Please tell me it was, or I will seriously resent this entire conversation.

[rowsdower50]

All an act of course.

[VintageVixen96]

So i know we chatted like a month ago (as the gray writing in paranthesis next to your username told me, but it would be rude of me not to reply. Do you know who ever ended up winning the whole death threat thing?

[rowsdower50]

Nobody won, Neil ended it because he was too overwhelmed with the number of responses or something.

[VintageVixen96]

I can understand that. I searched "Send Neil Death Threats" and up came like a bazillion videos.

2 questions.

1. Do you really work in a bakery?

and

2. His family has a bologna tree?

[rowsdower50]

Yeah I've worked in a bakery for three years.

And when I was at his place, we stuck bologna to a tree as part of an inside joke he started on the internet.

[VintageVixen96]

yuo filmed a death threat to him at his house? classy.

[rowsdower50]

Hah, no, I've just been there, I filmed this at home.

[VintageVixen96]

Oh my god this video used to give me nightmares. but now im over that. Kudos for the musical version. very broadway. Although why was the room so smoky? Seriously though. It takes a good writer/actor to make this whole death threat thing hilariously creepy and creepily holarious all at once. If i had one of those hats i would tip it to this video.

[rowsdower50]

Aww thanks! Nightmares you say? That makes me feel pretty successful! And to answer your question, the room had a fog machine in it.

[VintageVixen96]

You're welcome! I suppose my often waking up in cold sweats due to the creepiness of your video could be taken as a compliment. Fog machine, you say? Like with dry ice? Dangerous stuff, man. Were you really at his house? I paused the video but didnt recognize you in the motley smattering of people.

[rowsdower50]

The fog machine was the kind you find at Spencer's Gifts or other novelty stores, so it was pretty safe. And yes I was at his house, for his backyard concert thing. I actually was there a second time since making this. Good times.

[BankruptMonkey]

are you related or something? cousins, brothers? best friends?

[rowsdower50]

Just a creepy fan/friend

[Lz60s]

best video threat of all, I think I like you better than Neil

[sara1beara]

is that even u singing?

[rowsdower50]

chya!

[Insanityspartner]

Oddly, there's something to be said about how sexy a guy is when he's talking about torturing someone to death.

[afropuppetpimp]

wonderful! im making vids and i wish to kill him too!!

[rasolaha]

where can i download the full song

your version not neil's i hav that one already

but your's i real good add a down load an make more the song was great

[rowsdower50]

I didn't make it into a full song, and I pretty much recorded it using the camera microphone.  I might do a full one in the future though...

[mattgcn]

PLEASE GOD DO THIS.

Alex this song is amazing and it's demanded of you. DEMANDED.

[rowsdower50]

I threw a link to the track in the description.

[mattgcn]

fantastic :D

[linny3440]

pause at 12 its kinda wierd but kinda funny lol?=D...in a good way

[j4ke002]

yeah, it is quite weird! and by weird i mean quier,

[marcoantoniomirandar]

LOL, already saw it... it´s some guy with the phrase "Neil = Sex" on it´s chest

[marcoantoniomirandar]

Hey, What´s that image at 0:11? Is that you?

[marcoantoniomirandar]

LOL, this one is even better then the that guy name: IAMTHEINTERNETMHUAHA

[ohmygoditsjeff]

I think this one should've won XDDD

[Teeheelalahe123]

Cute... Neil= what now? It would be disspaointing if you really thought that.

[rowsdower50]

Ha, don't worry, it was just for a dare!

[Teeheelalahe123]

Good. I bet your friends will never let you live this down... At least aparetnly you have a little fan club going on here.

[MrSunday2]

nice bod at 0:11

[longislandwhat]

glam rock win.

[njchproductions]

omfg!

Army of darkeness!

my fave movie!!

[falululeaper]

sorry to rain on your parade but neil cancled the contest. if he hadnt either you or this other guy might have won. sorry.:(

[piplupisapenguin]

What's with 11 seconds?! Neil=Sex???

[hanrnanrz]

I have never been more attracted to anyone in my entire life.

You've won... my heart.

And this contest.

Hands down.

=]

[rowsdower50]

Man, I need to win more hearts, just in case mine stops working

[hanrnanrz]

Just take Neil's when you kill him.

[RussianUberchick]

The house you showed wasn't even on Summer St.

[rowsdower50]

They actually have an unbelievably long driveway.

[RussianUberchick]

LOL But it's like a whole other street!

[KaileeA42]

This is my favourite one I've seen. I hope you win and the song was awesome!

[AnniT116]

OMG. I laughed so hard.

I hope you win, hahaha. :)

[BeBop060]

hey guess what!

i can look lie neil TOO!

[RussianUberchick]

OMG U deserve to win.

[amythepure]

wow. very good neil impression. 0_0

[amythepure]

thats not niel, its a pregnent lady.

[tiffanysnumberone]

omg.......don't pause at 11 seconds eww

[TheBenKling]

You've got my vote.

If this was based on voting, that would mean something.

[BiaColozzi]

this guy is awesome :D

[modmartha]

Can you say: One take Charlie?

[BeBop060]

that was amazing. i loved it. especially the song...omg the song was brilliant

[4stringzfender]

I'm scared now

[4stringzfender]

I'll notice

[MonkeyNamedEric]

This was a great one.

[basketballcrazy22]

oh my gosh!!! i totally think yhis guy is gonna win...he scared the living crap outta me

(idk why there would be crap living in me...so dont ask)

[amythepure]

totally.

0_0

[jeffdavisfan]

I think that restraining order is as good as yours hah!

[AEEBD]

can i get an amazing?

AMMMAAZziNNNGG!!

hhahahah

[yinyang1234567890]

....

......

........can i kiss this guy for being cute?

......dont think so...

....though he looks cute in glasses...

...just shut up...

..though...he looks kissable

.jeeze...kiss him when he faints then

thanks for the idea!

*knocks her other dual persona on the head*

[Krautgirl]

Definitely one of the best responses so far

I really enjoyed it,

you deserve full points for "attention to detail" and another million points for that hilarious song

If I were Neil, I'd be scared ....

[rowsdower50]

Why yes, yes it was a mod dare.

And it was fantastic.

[picklesandmilk4u]

perfect. o and i want CD of that song

[JaxxProductions]

This is the best I've seen! No one else wrote a song as well - time, effort, planning - you're a shoo in! Go start celebrating now :D

[cupcakecerry]

lol that was funny at 00:11

[xxhousexelfxloverxx]

wow

thats kinda amazin

[mcrroc016]

I'm loving the musical at the end you should put that on a cd or something haha

XoXo

Sarah

[Niekiej]

oh and I like your voice :).

[Niekiej]

:D I think you are awesome ^^.

[PrincessWilhelmina]

a truly superior effort

[SlinkyMalinki99]

Damn that was masterful.

[RaeHeartsNerds]

haha your plan is perfect

good job :]

[thesparklingwits]

Its kinda boring until the song...

[beepmotherfuckerbeep]

I hope you like driving me places, because if you decide to be Max there's going to be a lot of that.

[lalalaleela]

Officially the best response, hands down:D You absolutely have to win, there's a musical number for god's sake! And so very thorough!:D

[readitandacceptit]

wow! you DO look like neil!!! you should win this contest hands down!

[Ollywoodproductions]

Hello new Neil!

[MarcoBat16]

Dude, you can be the Jazz Man all you want. I'm done with him. No need to kill me.

[rowsdower50]

Yes, heavy is the crown of Jazz.

[stephyetman]

this was really well done.

[shellshell93]

you are the winner!!!!

[xvickyxcullenx]

if you have such intimate limitless knowledge of neil's personal life, then why do you need to put salt water and sand to torture him into telling you about his life..?

holes in your plan.

[rowsdower50]

Well I could always use more information. Sure I have information about certain aspects of his personal life, but there is always more to know. Habits, mannerisms, things about his friends that only he knows. There's always more to learn.

[Katelane9]

Omg, this is to be one of the best ones. The song was awesome too.

[nonamesleftperkele]

I'm sorry to tell you that I'm going to kill him before you do.

But you can take this as a favor.

[greendaygirl427]

This is definitely one of my favs. Good job! Creative! And you do slightly resemble Neil when you're dressed like him. Creepy... and cool.

[JunkPrincess]

THIS, DEAR SIR IS AMAZING XDD

[uberwekkness]

That was awesome!! I like the blank stare on your face after the music video, as you look off into space.

[LordPichuPal]

I loved the song, that really sold me on considering this so highly. Though on top of that, the plan and all that was awesome, too. You do actually have a small resemblance to Neil outside of the hair color.

[PPPrulez]

*pulls up sleeves* can i help you torture him, i have a lovely new blendtec blender which i would so love to stick his animating arm in to then i will tie him to a chair while a drunken filch stands over him with a cactus and a croquet mallet, and then...

[boingboingcurls]

Amazing job!

[iSeverusSnape]

My favorite submission. ^^

[HelenWheelsWheels]

KICK. ASS.

[MrSunday2]

i finnally stoped it. at 0:11 you cut yourself to make it say "NEIL (then 2 lines) SEX" What the crap is that??

[rowsdower50]

Ever heard of lipstick?

[aubreykins31]

Well I certainly have, and you, Mr., are pure genius. This is awesome! (Great camera work during the song!)

[MrSunday2]

oh my bad.. srry

[MrSunday2]

.... my bad

[rowsdower50]

No, it's cool, I just don't want people I'm self mutilating myself for Neil. I only do THAT for the BIG musical acts.

[Vicious516]

this is one of the best

[rowsdower50]

You're just saying that because I mentioned you.

[RyderJ716]

Hahahaha. Okay, that's the best one yet.

[peasonearth26]

that was coooool

[WhiskerOnTheWorld]

Haha amazing, great job! :D

[PurpleRacoon]

Oh, good god you're cute! :D

LOVE your vid xD this is the best i've seen yet!

<3

[MrSunday2]

what the crap is that at 0:11???

[optimist25]

wow! i like this and the paper doll one best.

they're right next to each other too!

[sisoyloli]

when u think u've seen the best one already.. BANG! here comes rowesdower50..

te felicito capo

[Elphaba415]

Dude...you totally have to win this!! :D

[makefairssafe]

A little overly long, but I love the song at the end, which I didn't expect. Good job, son. You'll get that restraining order for sure.

[Swaybe]

That was creepy.

[Lili7evans]

scary.

The song rocked by the way xD

[KamokuEmo]

You should be an actor on broadway..lol

[KamokuEmo]

lol XDD neil hat and glasses

[tarcs]

ooooh yes! thats sooo fucking cool! thats so fucking neil, haha! :D

i hope you will win! :) I'll keep my fingers crossed! :D

[nantinkspink]

You already have more sex appeal than Neil silly.

[Mathiasster]

Holy Mother! This is probably the best thing ever.

[mattgcn]

Holy shit. Nothing can beat this, Alex. AMAZING.

[aubreykins31]

Holy crap. This is the first genuinely creepy response I've seen. Cheers.

[shellshell93]

wow. this is brilliant!!!

[rowsdower50]

Tara! Where's YOUR response??

[RyanandBran]

Amazing.

[WarpedAki]

Alex, you have outdone you self, sir. :P If you do follow through, can I be Emmers?! :D

[rowsdower50]

Yes, you may, but you'll have to think of your own plan to take her place :-p

[ditzystef]

ohhh you should win...I did a video too but it's kinda...meh

[TheRealAmyTheFreak]

Ok. This whole video is amazing.

There is no one else who can win after seeing this.

[TheRealAmyTheFreak]

WINRAR! WINRAR!

[catnipmaus]

Awesome. Probably the creepiest for the fact that you can list out numerous location facts about him.

[AshtonLover7806]

haha this is amazing!!! you are really good...lol....good job alex!

[Fuguer]

Hand down winner. No one else need aply. Perfect.

[Cara6190]

I'm floored. When the song started playing, I squeeld. Making a parody... genius. You definitely deserve to win.

By the way, I'd never be fooled by a fake Niel. My heart belongs to him, not you. I'd find you out.

[LaurenLovesGerardWay]

This should win lmfao.

[hannyloulou]

omg, ahhhhhhhhhh. brilliant idea. brilliant song. brilliant last line. :D *grinning stupidly*

[EiriFascination1]

so creepy but so good

[alicepilot]

THIS IS THE WINNER RIGHT HERE THIS IS IT

[thegreatronald]

awesome song!