The Simpsons - "Silent Alarm Activated"

[mtowen2011]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THE SIMPSONS!

[Tedaus5]

It's unbelievable how funny this is.

[aaronmathewclem]

Ideally, heaven would consist of watching Simpsons clips like this for eternity!

[brooklyn560]

pi is equal to three!?!? now thats a paddlin

[wolfthechosenone]

@brooklyn560 that sir was lame as fuck

[1212link]

were can i get one

[122333445551]

53 people didnt have their silent alarm activated

[231johnjohnson]

It's as useful as a microphone in a confession booth.

[slogan99]

I spit my soda all over the TV when I saw it the first time. hahaha

[darkspinedood7832]

not so silent anymore

[firealarmfreak101]

even a stupid person would would point a gun at a store clerk that has a silent alarm that is not really silent

[GothGaara92]

At least we know it works-I think

[HyperSonicXtreme]

It's so silent

[WoodymanTHEJ]

Contradiction?!?!?!?! Can.... not.... be......

[CoolerKing37]

Oy! That's muy picante!

[worldslinger81]

"In the space marked do not write here. He wrote OK."

[Laytho2]

a loud silent alarm oh you better believe thats a paddlin

[ryan49er1]

@Laytho2 hahahaha you sooo caught me off guard with that comment!!..i spit my drink out!!!..don't stop!!

[Okamifanj]

It's "INVISIBLE COMMENT POSTED"

Text doesn't make noise

[SubstanceTheGamer]

@Okamifanj Neither do silent alarms.

[Okamifanj]

@SubstanceTheGamer this is also true

[NeonYelloReviews]

OK, I just died here.

[wiimannoob]

UNORIGINAL COMMENT POSTED!!!!!!

[judedudemude]

a blonde invented the silent alarm ... just like how i invented the waterproofed tea bags and wet matches

[jgonascar]

SILENT COMMENT POSTED!!!!!

[Terribad]

I saw this when back when I was in middle school I think (college kid today), so funny it stuck with me until now. Hilarious

[ImmaVegit0]

Easily one of the funniest things Ive ever seen.

[1991MRjesse]

@randomusa100 yeah...that's the joke.

[fr334a11]

lmao

[Zoopedia]

I like how they completely missed the joke in the game ''Simpsons hit and run'' where there's an actual alarm siren :I

[bourky93]

@Zoopedia Lol, people actually played the simpson game? wow

[1991MRjesse]

@bourky93 there is more than one...of which i've played two. :-(

[threelittleniggers]

@bourky93 It's a very good game.

[Jatzification]

@randomusa100 Wow. You are an idiot.

[RuledByMetalMusic]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[NShadow99]

Silent much lol

[omeletufomash]

hahahahaha apo took an arrow in the knee xD

[familyguy1231]

Sneak increased to 60

[omeletufomash]

jajajajaja

[LiveTillItHurts97]

"SILENT ALARM ACTIVATED!"

Thug: OKAY THAT'S IT!

Me: BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

[mooganify]

Did you record this with a potato?

[rminitials]

@mooganify

Do you get your jokes off reading YouTube comments? Oh, that's right. YOU DID.

[mooganify]

@rminitials Not really stfu and go somewhere else.

[phillies4100]

0:00

[CheesyGranola]

I want an alarm system voiced by Jim Cummings too. :(

[philfam4]

so thats were tomjoetwins got it from

[partygirl209]

not the best alarm!!

[GSNRecords]

SILENT NIGHT ACTIVATED

HOLY NIGHT UNPREPARED, PROMPTLY VOMITS AFTER THREE DAY DRINKING BINGE

[mysterykcad]

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[neostevepig]

its ok

[eth92]

Wait, there's a silent alarm? Phew, thank god that other very loud alarm told me, I'll be saved soon!

[PrimeTimeJokesta]

@eth92 hahahaha!!

[Realnec]

This was one of the best jokes I've seen on TV! :D

[charizardoreo]

apu: ok ok you are the boss

*presses alarm*

alarm: SILENT ALARM ACTIVATED

snake: ohhh dude

*snakes face suddenly turns into jaspers*

snake: thats a paddlin

apu: ???

[freestylexgp]

@charizardoreo what a convoluted and unfunny mess.

[charizardoreo]

@freestylexgp what a convoluted and unfunny person

[freestylexgp]

@charizardoreo Don't be mad, just make your comment funny next time.

[charizardoreo]

@freestylexgp it was

[freestylexgp]

@charizardoreo Ask people to like it then and watch as no one does.

[bazmaxholland]

@charizardoreo it wasn't funny

[bossz43]

uploading a bad quality video...youd better believe thats a paddlin

[TheJLSdestroyer]

This just reminds me of playing hit and run when I was a kid.

SILENT ALARM ACTIVATED.

[Nyanih]

Fucking hilarious.

[ReplayButtonMolester]

SILENT PORN ACTIVATED!!!

mum- zzzzzz-*#*what the fuck?!

[atangytaco]

"Silent alarm activated, That's a paddlin" 

[AgApE010]

@atangytaco

You're an idiot.

[SHIBAInuFilms]

NONVERBAL DISTRESS SIGNAL PROVOKED

[NewYorkKidd]

i loved this on the video game hit and run

[sprucemoose18]

It's funny, yet tragic, how this 9 second scene is funnier than the past 9 seasons of The Simpsons put together.

[Draxsilver]

@sprucemoose18 and how :(

[fishyrichie00]

oh the irony



[TheSceptileDude]

the paddlin jokes r stupid!You don't even know what a paddlin is!

[Th3RussBus]

Apu: *Presses button*

SILENT ALARM: "SILENT ALARM ACTIVATED!"

Apu: >:(

SILENT ALARM: *trollface*

[Owen4004]

reminds me of simpsons hit and run

[kurisux]

I see this was recorded using one of them high quality toasters, instead of the usual shit ones you normally see being used.

XD

Ah, love this scene. Good capture actually, for the classic camera-at-TV. :D

[wesker100000000]

You've shitted your pants and about to be shot pointblank in the head by a shotgun ironic alarm activated, we hope you come back and use us in the future, IF THIS ALARM IS TOO QUIET FOR YOU LET US KNOW.

[linz1995]

Paradox!

[anotherquiter]

ok ok you are the boss...(reaches for button) SILENT ALARM ACTIVATED (other guy) thats a paddlin!

[VampireDog12]

activating the silent alarm...thats a paddlin //shot

[TDIdialgagirl]

The use of what expressing something other than the literal intention

Not that, is, IRONY!

[ChocolateHoneycomb]

Friendly comment posted. You horrible, stupid people.

[sleepyhead7391]

i hate when the two top comments are exactly the same

[shanem365]

@sleepyhead7391 tut tut tut

[AustriaDictator]

@sleepyhead7391

why are people keep saying that, we already all know you hate it

[Obamaphiliac]

is that phil hartman ??

[dangleman1]

did he die?

[mattreed456]

@Leekduck paddlin' someone? thats a paddlin'

[webkinzlover93ify1]

from hit and run :3

[Cyberhamon]

I guess "Silent Alarm" is just a brand name.

[TheKahl10]

thats hilarious OH THAT'S IT!!! hahahhaha

[jkamwal2]

33 ppl's silent alarms were not silent

[tereitz08]

VIOLENT ALARM ACTIVATED! *pew pew pew.*

[blujay1337]

@tereitz08 that's a paddlin

[grungefreak10]

I haven't regularly watched The Simpsons in years, but from what I have seen, it seems to have improved quite a bit from the regrettable 11th and 12th seasons.

[Karuvatto]

This is Payday: The Heist's, Diamond Heist level in a nutshell.

[athomicritics]

@Karuvatto i dont have that game but i supposed that you mean that the mission your talking about is hard right ?

[Karuvatto]

@athomicritics You shoot a silenced pistol in a confined room at the corner of the compound and everyone comes rushing to you.

[athomicritics]

@Karuvatto so the silencer is totally pointless then

[Karuvatto]

@athomicritics Yeah. Hence why I said how this video is Payday: The Heist, because the silent is ironic and moot if it alerts everyone and isn't silent.

[TheKellster94]

Activating the silent alarm thats a paddlin

[hArbingeRofDumb]

Youtube should disable identical comments.

[TheAJKing1988]

SILENT ALARM ACTIVATED thats a paddlin

[PlanetSimpsons]

That is one of the best gags in history lol

Silent Alarm Activated

[girlgarde]

Sort of defeats the purpose of having a silent alarm, doesn't it? Why not put a bullseye on your chest and put a note on your forehead saying "Shoot me!", LOL!

[SuperCruiser72]

>>>>>>>>>"with very typical humour of the Simpsons writers."

There's no such thing as typical humor nor is there such a thing as different kinds of humor, dumbass

[Robtehman]

This was back when they were clever. I still think the show is funny, just not as funny or clever as stuff like this.

[horrorguy98]

@Robtehman

Dude I agree, the new simpsons do suck..... Anyways dude if you are ever free than please check out the short rant that I made about the NEW simpsons and why they "Suck"

[Robtehman]

@horrorguy98

A: I never said the new Simpsons suck. Only that the level of clever humor has dropped.

B: Stop you selfish self promotion you fucking spammer.

[horrorguy98]

@Robtehman

My apologies I taught u implied that the New simpsons suck....I taught that you were one of the few simpsons fans who watched the simpsons from the the very first episode till now and sees week by week that the quality of the new simpsons episodes is in the decline......but anyways as for me self promoting myself ? LOL Idiot that's how you start off in youtube you dont just magically expect for viewers to come to your channel without them knowing what your channel has to offer..

[Robtehman]

@horrorguy98 If that's really how you start out on YouTube, I think I'll cry.

Not because I'm wrong, but because that's just sad.

You know how to get noticed on YouTube? Make good, interesting, original videos, give appropriate tags so people searching this shit can find your videos, and, again, just make good videos.

So stfu and make GOOD videos.

[horrorguy98]

@Robtehman

I did it your way and ended up with only 600 views in a month, now im doing it this way and I already reached 2000 plus views in a month with 2 ppl favorting my video and 35 ppl liking my video and the occasional 6 ppl disliking it..... ps I saw one of your videos about HOMEOPATHY and your views on it, its too bad you dont promote your videos cause instead of having 264 views that video should have reached in 10s of thousands by now

[XOXheartAmy]

@Oathkeeper131

Because it gets broadcast in Britain too. And before you say it, I'm not British, I'm Scottish.

[Zenziper]

Silent alarm? That's a paddlin'

[greykitty9]

family guy is shiiittttt simpsonz will alwayz be 100% better than family guy even tho simpsonz aint funny anymore. family guy started un-funny and will remaaaain un-funny til the rest of tiiime!

[fman40000]

@greykitty9 the simpsons aren't funny anymore man, haven't been sience the 90's. Family guy was never funny, and southpark is where it is at right now.

[Nizzemancer]

@fman40000 Just because it doesn't conform to your sense of humor doesn't mean it's not funny. And Southpark is the most unfunny shit on tv since "Taxi".

[fman40000]

@Nizzemancer Well my moronic friend, if you find hours upon hours of refrences funny then there is something wrong with you. atleast southpark tries something new every episode and tackles events. I'm just saying that the simpsons have been the same shit sience the 90's which means its not funny anymore give us something new.

[Nizzemancer]

@fman40000 Yeah, shit, puke, piss and stupidity is a totally new kind of humor that south park invented...who's really the moron here, dipshit?

[cliffto6]

don't blame when Simpsons isn't funny anymore, working more than 20 years on jokes is a hard task for genius. can you make people laugh for more than 20 years? Only Simpsons crew who can...

[lollopisemis]

non-audible laugh activitated

[coolsomeXD]

@Oathkeeper1319

I'm English.

[coolsomeXD]

@Oathkeeper1319

That comment made me laugh more then The Cleveland Show ever has.

[coolsomeXD]

@Oathkeeper1319

yes it is.

[easterrhyming]

Yeah that alarm is about as useful as a solar-powered flashlight.

[912Nasher]

recorded on a banana?

[dontfuckupalright]

HAHAHA i saw this episode yesterday, it was hilarious

[croutonthegreat]

Funniest joke in the whole series

[dulmmv]

Hilarious

[josh71111]

activated the silent alarm, that's a paddlin

[DWSimmy]

That alarm's about as useful as a cock flavored lollipop.

[SirDude456]

@DWSimmy THEY HAVE THOSE!??!?!?!

[AdGarUK]

IRONIC ALARM ACTIVATED!

[DevilsDaughter107]

Activating the silent alarm...

That's a paddlin.

[blackiechan52]

i silently liked this video

[SuperEverythingman]

Silent alarms...that's a paddlin'

[eiffuy]

Though this is funny I perfer the "I didn't do it" version where apu activates the alarm.

[gredangeo]

Oh, that's a REAL useful alarm isn't it. *boom*

[dalektaliban]

SILENT SUSCRIBE ACTIVATED

[GAF1987]

I've got to have this as a ringtone.

[MisterMattyMo]

@GAF1987 BEST IDEA EVER!!

[Laurennnnn96]

Ohhhhh. I finally get Simpsons Hit and Run :D

'Silent alarm silently'

[GeoAl09]

thats gotta be the most awkward situation

[CucumbaZ]

SILENT COMMENT POSTED!

[DudeThatIsImpossible]

@CucumbaZ Aren´t all comments silent?

[undisputed4life]

@CucumbaZ SILENT REPLY POSTED! 

[MrGemod]

@undisputed4life

[undisputed4life]

@MrGemod

[dragon12552]

How ironic.

[dEndiProductions]

It's about time someone shot down that loudspeaker.

[MoTuWeThFrSaSu]

Activating the silence alarm? That's a paddlin'...

[lewisbrooker123]

SILENT ALARM ACTIVATED

Jasper: That's a paddlin

Ralph: My cat's name is Mittens

Flanders: Praise the lord

Nelson: Ha ha

[PoisonImpurity868]

Oh Thats IT! -cocks gun-

[lenivech]

INVISIBLE COMMENT POSTED.

[vulnerableadolescent]

@lenivech a hahaha ha ha ahaaahahah

[edwinm1]

haha this reminds me of the simpsons hit and run game...when you go into the quik-e-mart you can activate it

[borghome]

@edwinm1 U know whats funny about that game?

U activate it but u still hear beeping sounds like a normle alram!

[lewisbrooker123]

@edwinm1 yeah i still have that game i cant get past level 5 lol