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  • seriously?? this is the dumbest bitch i have ever heard in my life! take some english classes n then try reading some shit

  • OMG are people really that stupid? She is jooooking. It's her shtick. Relax!

  • 1504 simpletons Liked this video.

  • oh and one more thing. she was going mad but kept her concious. If i could i would give up your life to meet her for 30 seconds. Youare the people in which i refer to as simpletons. going through life the same way everyone else is, You have sight but your blindfolded, you can hear but not acknowledging, and smell... well you stink. what im trying to say is compared to her your life is insignificant. Read about her then read her poems and maybe just maybe you will be gifted with our madness.

  • @PatrickIsLikeHot and when i say "our" i mean the people who came on youtube to find more about her because we want answeres to the madness we all share. Im just glad were not alone. ive experianced almost everything she has. The state of mind that we are in isnt pretty but Pretty close to beautiful. Its just lonely because the people with this gift are always far from contact witheach other. btw i say gift because it lets you see eye to eye with everything. Sorry okay you just made me upset. tc

  • You have little friends or just really ugly ones. (sorry friends) You have bad teeth because you stop caring about your self due to the fact that your ugly inside and especially outside. You say style but your wearing a shirt that shows your man chest. You lack Common sense in which she had alot more then you do, not to mention she was also in touch with her subconcious and trust me if you were too you would realize how stupid you really sound ABOUT EVERYTHING. i bet you dont get what i mean.

  • This is hilariously sarcastic. Brilliant. LOL. I laughed the whole time.

  • you're terrible. emily dickinson is a wonderful poet. if you knew anything you would appreciate her work. dig deep inside what emily put onto paper. you cannot sit there and tear her work to pieces. your intelligence level is below me. please, use some proper hygiene and take care of those god forbid teeth.

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  • You hane no idea...don't you?

  • Considering you even use the word "suck" shows that you are intellectually bereft. Who are you? A wrestler? I hope you never apply for a position that requires intelligence-- because if anyone finds your facetious, inane, diatribe they will most likely suspect that you're either an absolute ididot, a great embarassment to your family, or more likely than not, a victim of excerebration. This seriously is not funny at all. It is an effrontery to humanity.

  • @silentmeteor go away please

  • a pilot is someone who pilots a craft of some sort....that's a perfect example, you are not so much on the stupid side as much as ignorance, mabye...

  • Doth is old speaky for does.

  • Calm down crazies. Everyone knows (or should know) that she's probably not being serious.

  • You're right, Emily Dickinson does suck.........to those who are not free thinking humans. Your coment about her "dress style" proves the sad state of the human being. . . .

  • facepalm

    go to college, take a lit course stupid

  • @yeehaw3498 It's her opinion. It doesn't make her stupid because it's not the same as yours. xD

  • Everyone took you so seriously! Emily probably had a good giggle at their expense.

  • OhMyGod, you look like Frankenfurter from Rocky Horror Picture Show!

  • >Criticizes Dickinson for not "looking cool"

    >Calls her poetry "superficial"

    >Pot calls kettle black.

  • One may not like her Poems, but it does not mean they are bad since this is a question of perception and understanding.

  • Fortunately, her wingclad poems will long outlive your measly youtube videos! You Suck! Emily Dickinson is one of America's greatest voices.

  • How dreary to be somebody!

    How public, like a frog

    To tell your name the livelong day

    To an admiring bog!

    to make it explicit - YOU ARE THE FROG

  • Woah,

    You are an idiot- and not funny.

  • i dont think justine likes personification very much ..

  • You say she doesn't have style (by judging her photos) but do you know she was sick whole her life? That's why she rarely went out of the house.

  • 246 people are stuck up poetry bitches with no sense of humor. you people that are freaking out all like "OMG EMILY IS A LEGEND UR SO STUPID BLAH BLAH BLAH" obviously aren't smart enough to understand the brilliant sarcasm of jpmetz. you can seriously understand old ass poetry but not that this is a joke?????

  • @xotiggerxo Thank you for making yourself obviously retarded if you think that was funny or if you think people like poetry just because they have interest in the emily poems. now that i think about it i bet you were really proud when you figured that she was sarcastic. How about she was serious making the video, and then realized that everything she said was retared and so she claims its sarcasim. btw i know you mean we arnt stupid enough to understand. oh wait you dont even understand that.sob

  • "Drop the bomb! Exterminate them all"

    Col. Kurtz, "Apocalyps Now"

    

  • Inability "to make" friends irl creates worthless diatribes to an easily dismissible audience.

    You also sound like a man, noting your brain chemistry, since you're all about constructive criticism I see.

  • you are funny but emily is a great poet

  • wow you sound like a dude.

  • This is a joke, right? It must be. Anyway, if it is, it's absolutely hilarious.

  • @darkangelcloud7, where did your proper grammar go? so much for being a fucking poetry critic. lol, if you trolls don't like what the great jpmetz has to say, then don't watch her videos! you dipshits.

  • The bee's are so brave when they leave their honey cave. Off to the roses to suckle their honey, how many doses they take before they become funny. The bee's so elegant as they buzz around my head, buzzing in my ear and stinging a sped. I smack them and they fly, so far away into the sky. I hope you had fun swarming around my head, that was very smart of you and now you're dead. I am a bee, I see a giant thingy. It can hurt me, I'm gonna go irritate thee! OW! It killed me, I am a dumb bee....

  • If only people realized she's sarcastic in about every video and has a genius way of doing so.

    Emily Dickinson was a genius of her skill as well.

  • It's a free verse 

  • @AZOZ1499 and the title is simile :pp they thought me at school Anthology :p

  • lmao at all the ass hats who dont understand sarcasm and are leaving angry comments. And they're such morons they don't realize by leaving angry comments, you're doing nothing but supporting queen justine.

  • you SUCK

  • IF EMILY DICKINSON SUCKS DONT READ HER POEM BECAUSE SHE DIDNT APPROVE ANY OF YOU TO READ IT, BECAUSE SHE DIDNT PUBLISH ANY OF HER POEMS. DOES THAT GUY WHO FOUND AND PUBLISHED HER POEMS HAVE NO SHAME

  • I really hope she's kidding.

  • Lmao " First of all Pilates don't drive Boats". that is hilarious.

  • You can review my newly published book - Envious of the Clouds. You can make fun of it. I'll survive.

  • it's sad that most people don't realize she's not actually serious.

  • Some times at sea a ship will be used as a pathfinder for another ship, the lead ship is the "Pilot boat" for the other ship giving it guidance in unknown waters.

  • i am laughing at all of the angry comments.

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  • she has the sme b day as me.

  • You look like you think her writing is.

  • can you be my english teacher? PLEASE?

  • lol maybe the blank cover is 'abstract'

  • Oh I get it, it was supposed to be funny.

    (crickets chirping).

  • you have no insight

  • @sogfrog13 No. No. You just have so little insight hat you can not see JPMetz's insight. Now go away. Asshat.

  • I'm sorry about my downvote. You used the word 'claptrap'...

  • Reading even one of ED's poems makes me gag. I'm delighted to hear that you are doing Eng Lit in college, but if you think that gives you the right to sneer at people without formal qualifications, then presumably because I have a postgrad degree in literature, that gives me the right to sneer at you. If you think that you need a college degree to have an opinion on whether a poem is a crock of sh*t, then it's not surprising you enjoy that type of neurotic freakery. *vomits*

  • Can't tell if trolling or just very stupid...

  • I've never liked Emily Dickinson, and I've always felt vaguely shame faced about it, but now I see just how right I was and wrong everyone else was because Justine, the unarguable pinnacle of good taste, has now denounced them as well. Thank you Justine, thank you.

  • she was using 'pilot' in a context you never referenced, and pilots actually still sail boats. i laughed a lot at this, you are exceptionally hilarious, the bit about the book not having a cover is epic. water can be taught, you and your brain are predominately water based right? loved this video, and am a huge fan of dickinson, but going through her works left me confused too, a lot. she was insane and sane both i think. be you; it works well.

  • Pilot: Nautical:

    a. One who, though not belonging to a ship's company, is licensed to conduct a ship into and out of port or through dangerous waters. freedictionary

  • Your lack of education is exceeded only by your lack of education!

  • @AnaIsabell She's being sarcastic -__-

  • @ClayTakeover I hope so.

  • @AnaIsabell Thats her personality.

  • whoever doesn't like this is an ass hat ... sorry justine .. i didn't mean to steal your beautiful words .. i'm going to go shoot my self now.

  • You should probably stick to children's books. Poetry is not for you; it might ask for faculties of your brain that don't exist anymore.

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  • Wow...I have no words! Emily Dickinson was a beautiful poet! Your loss for not seeing the beauty in her words!

  • Wow are you serious? Is this comedy? Tell me you are not this stupid please.

  • What an ass!

  • It's depressing how accurately this person represents American education.

    There is nothing "thoughtless" about the words of one of our nation's greatest women of letters, and internet rants are no substitute for an education. I suggest you learn more about the richness of the world around you, rather than mindlessly bash it with this crude, pseudo-ironic postmodern cynicism. You blame Dickinson for your own lack of sensibility, and that's really just sad.

  • @ApollosCrow ROFL I love all these angry comments. Don't you realize she's being sarcastic?

  • Those aren't poems, those are long sentences

  • @Iwuzhere321 right...long sentences.....how old ARE YOU? 12.

  • @mbt777 17

  • There's nothing on the cover? That's why you know it's stupid? Thoughtless, huh? Haha! Hey, at least you understand conflict creates attention. But just think about this... and no, I'm not going to bash you... Emily Dickenson was dead before a single one of her poems were published. That means she didn't need to badmouth anyone to become of one the most recognizable names in American history. And that's truly a spectacle within itself.

  • Your obviously retarded. well done love.

  • @JacksHobbys Says the person who can't distinct between "your" and "you're".

  • @ivybee1996 well doesn't that just make my point null and void. Not jackass!

  • @ivybee1996 also its not distinct its distinguish the word that you wanted to use you fucking moron.

  • @JacksHobbys There was no grammar in that sentence. Though you come from an English-speaking country, you fail at grammar. Did you go to school?

  • @ivybee1996 You failed to address your using the wrong word. It jut shows how stupid you are, that your ranting about my lack of grammar. When this fat mess is calling emily a horrible poet. where this jpmetz is really just to god damn stupid to understand it. Get a life you loser. Also I'm doing english literature in college. Your probably to poor and just giving out on youtube, because people wont type just perfect for you lil diddums. Fuck off and die, cheers.

  • @JacksHobbys * just * you're * too * you're * too

    I sincerely hope one of your college professors stands up and smacks you in the face for not knowing the difference between "to" and "too". Are you retarded or something?! You probably live in a trailer somewhere or whatever. And you live in an english-speaking country! Aren't you ashamed of yourself?

  • @ivybee1996 eh no. This is the internet. "i canz sp3ak h0w 1 lik3.". You can understand my point that I was trying to make. But instead wanted to be a jackass yourself and bring up spelling. You must be one of those unloved middle aged people who text their mid life crisis friends, big long texts. Because god forbid the meaning gets lost with you typing "you" as "u". What a pointless arguement you started. Well done.

  • @JacksHobbys Ok, first of all, nobody's forcing you to reply to me. Second of all I'm actually a teenager. And you must have dyslexia or something that prevents you from using actual "punctuation" or "sentence structures". And btw, people who type in leetspeak are just retarded. Sure, you're allowed to type whichever way you like, but typing like a dumbass just makes you look stupid.

  • Stupid if u don't understand Emily Dickinson poems other can! Emily is a legend.... When she wrote her poems she didn't wrote them 4 stupid ppl like u.

  • @abeer19870000 lol, i love how your commenting on literature when your grammar sucks. you meant to say 'didn't even write them' not 'didn't wrote 4 stupid people like you' -___- OHH and your very smart mixing numbers into your sentence because you can't be bothered to spell the word 'for' Though, judging by your lack of grammar previously i don't think you can spell.

  • "To live is so startling it leaves little time for anything else." - Emily Dickinson

    I get that this is supposed to be funny (?), but it's a shame that the subtle wisdom of Dickinson is apparently so beyond the loud and angry cynicism of ADD-addled modernity.

    And that's really the thing which sucks, I guess, this post-modern mindset which values crude and ironic reaction over ACTUAL gut-filled acts of creation. Who is your next target, lady? Shakespeare?

    Only on YouTube...

  • The only reason she's got this many likes for this video is because not alot of people know much about Emily Dickinson. I understand that people have opinions on poetry but bitch you don't have any taste for it.

  • Hey, this is funny stuff. Ranting like this is anyone's prerogative in our trash culture. And there's no law against hating poetry, even good poetry. And yeah, bees are not motivated by courage or morality. They're BEES.

  • Look at her trying to be funny.

  • You are really an idiot, and if I were you I would hide that ugly face. Emily was a genius that still inspires today. You will never inspire anyone with your stupidity. Why don't you spend your time insulting politicians if you've really nothing to do.

  • @lakersgotthis

    She is funny, you're an idiot. She doesn't need to lose weight. You're an asshole. Get a life. Bitch.

  • you sound very ignorant, you're not funny and you should spend this energy on losing some weight instead of trash talking things. okay?

  • I <3 you.

  • Yo! Telling it like it is... poetry sucks. End of.

  • @AmericanNUTJOB Poetry does'nt suck you're ust a dumbass who doesnt understand shit. FUCK YOU

  • lmao!! i love emily!! :) but i love this ^-^ p.s. Dew doesnt grow :T

  • ever heard never judge a book bye the cover..........dumbass

  • @UNSCDF001 bye the cover.. lol

  • @shakeupyourthoughts mb by the cover.

  • @shakeupyourthoughts mb by the cover. and im glad she knows what cool is.and haha shes talking shit about someone elses waredrobe.

  • Is this supposed to be funny? Because you're NOT.

    However, if you're serious, you should stay away from poetry.

  • I read Emily Dickinson every day. I have a couple of hundred of her poems by heart, and shelves of books about her and her writing. I am a guide at the Emily Dickinson Museum in Amherst. I love this video and can't stop laughing with it. Hey, get it?

  • THIS IS CLEARLY A JOKE, ASSHATS.

  • Seriously, douche bags, calm the fuck down. It's just poetry. Seriously, calm. the fuck. down.

  • an uploader far too young and illiterate.

  • @TheStardust45 This us under "comedy". Justine's character is angry at everything and everyone. All the time. It is just a character. This is like you hating Voldemort and calling Ralph Fiennes a cruel man because of it.

  • this upload is so ridiculous its hilarious!

  • this upload is so ridiculous its hilarious!

    poor uploader.

  • alright i really hate you, but this one kinda just a little was funny at the same time it was terrible

  • before i even watched this i pressed dislike

  • @Xpzilla I know you can barely contain your raging jealously because she's some much better then you, but i'm surprised you dare dislike one of her wonderful videos.

  • @AnimeKitty202 umm how am i jealous ..... of this

  • I know this vid is a joke but it pissed me off anyway, because Emily Dickinson is the shit.

  • Emily D. is so dumb, the only reason they publish her book was because they felt bad for her, because she was crazy!!!. I can't believe we had to read this for English aaaaaaaaaa

  • i clicked on this video COMPLETELY expecting to get angry, but i laughed a lot instead. hahaha this is great.

  • ha!ha!ha!ha!ha! i'm not sure whether to laugh at the video's attempt to be funny or how people are taking it so seriously.

  • Calm down you guys. I dislike Emily Dickinson's poems too, maybe because I'm stupid, but I find them difficult to understand the points of the poems.

  • This is a clear cut case of American ignorance. Wouldn't you agree that maybe you should actually read some of her work before making a "Emily dickenson sucks" video. You really should be ashamed of yourself for making such a fool of yourself to atleast the e

  • @cancerlighter Clearly a joke. Duh.

  • Wouldn't say she was tryidifferent times an trends.

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  • I like to think that in a past life, I was Emily Dickinson.

  • @LiamAtRandom I like to think that in a future life, I will be as amazing as JPMetz.

  • I'm sorry, but I will have to disagree with you, and the others who think her poems were point less. If they were such, then she would not be famous, she did what she loved, she expressed herself through writings, and many song writers use her words/poems in songs. Trying to read poems while making a video will never help you understand the true meaning of Emily's words, she has inspired MANY people, and if you can not see that, then you are blind to the creative eye of literature. It is a gift.

  • Bitch

  • Ah Justine is wonderful

  • mind u emily was on prescription opiom and was a wicked druggy. xD and yes she did suck, blow and bite at the same time. that was the only amazing achievment that women ever did is breaking the laws of physics by doing those 3 things all of once

  • why is it that "intelligent people" can never take a joke. we get it, you love poetry and appreciate emily dickinson. okay.

  • Why don't you appreciate poetry?? You can't be serious....If you're being serious in this video I am concerned for the future of humanity.

  • untill now i thought george bush was an imaginary person...then i saw your video..

  • Hahahaha stupid American's make me laugh.

    Also I just saw the comments at the end of the video, as if people think this is cool are "clever"! Haha self parodies :')

  • Hahahaha stupid American's make me laugh

  • Why is this stupid advertisement blocking my view of you!!?

  • Never mind that things like metaphor, symbolism, and imagery are completely lost on you, the fact that you actually paid to have a ring made of your YouTube alias speaks volumes of your character and personality (or lack thereof).

    Stick to critiquing masterpieces like Jersey Shore, it is obvious that classic American poetry is lost in the deep black void of your cranium.

  • @Gimpofhearts18 This video is a joke. You get that right? Also, you have comma blunders in your sentence. Instead of a comma after "you" you should have used a semicolan.

  • @jadorechanel19 I think I love you, almost as much as I love Jpmetz.

  • @VictonaCorazy Thank you! :)

  • "theres nothing on the cover" LOL, America, your time is almost up.

  • What the hell is wrong with your teeth?

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  • :/ I actually love Emily Dickinson! I've never felt so conflicted... mine I don't need her, you're the only woman I need in my life.

  • I don't understand poetry in general. I remember english teachers trying to be all in depth about it & trying to make us feel the poem lol, saying things like "What (author name here) is trying to tell us in this line is.....they use a boat as a metaphor for happiness, because......the mood of the poem changes drastically when..." and other stuff like that that made no sense & left me thinking how and what are they analyzing and why do I care?

  • @KraZvEgGyBuRgEr how is metaphor so lost on you considering it is one of the most prevalent tropes in language

  • thanks /you great

  • thanks you great

  • I hate school more everyday because we have to learn about Emily Dickinson and how "meaningful" the frig her poems are.

  • lol at "pilot's don't drive boats" yeah they drive airplanes that weren't invented yet

  • LOL @ poems as superficial as her clothes, urbarn outfitters lol. well-done

  • LOL

  • Hey I happen to love Emily Dickinson!

    Yes her poems are difficult to understand but it has so much meaning behind them!

    I Felt a Funeral, In My Brain; is one of her darker yet stronger poems, I believe it is simply beautiful.

    Anyway college students are not the only people who study her poems, I am a Junior in highschool and I studied her and I am doing a poem analysis for one of her poems in my Honors American Lit. class.

    So to anyone who says Emily Dickinson sucks well then you suck 2!

  • @isnormalityareality hey, it's ok. She's just jokin around. She is angry a lot.... So take a deep breath and read some Emily Dickinson to calm down. It's ok... I can see it's your first time here. Have fun. Grab a snack. No big deal! :)

  • I love how idiotic you sound. I'm actually a blood relative of Emily Dickinson, and I'm so proud of that. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, just don't base it off of these dumb, uneducated reasons. Sure you read the poems, but clearly you didn't understand them lol. I seriously hope this was a joke, or else this is just sad in my opinion..

  • @rockettransam911 jpmetz was right. emily dickinson was stupid. you should be ashamed of yourself.

  • @rockettransam911 Dude she's joking calm down. No need to get so worked up over a video.

  • @rockettransam911 I agree. You must understand the meaning of her work before you judge it. If you can not grasp her poetry, then don't discourage others from wanting, trying, or learning too. I'm doing a research paper by CHOICE on Emily Dickinson, and every time I open a book about her, I read more and become more inspired.

    You saying these things can take that away from some people by being negative. Open Mindedness is the key to happiness. YOU MUST BE POSITIVE! :)

  • @laceymagoo I JUST wrote my final essay on her! :D Thank you for this comment, I had three people telling me I'm an idiot for thinking that this sounds idiotic lol. If it was meant to be funny, I didn't laugh the whole time. haha. Those are all really great points :D! Thanks for bein nice hahaha

  • Bwahahah

    I thought I was the only one who thought Emily Dickinson's poetry was total shit

  • you fat fuck she was amazing.

    you dont look cool.

  • @liveitupp18 Hey Asshat! She's joking calm the frig down!

  • TAKE THE POETRY OUT OF YOUR ASSES AND LAUGH YOU ASSHATS

  • HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF SYMBOLISM?????????????????????­?????????

    You CAN NOT read Emily Dickinson without knowing her life

    her poetry is regaurded for her use of words

    LEARN HOW TO RED POERTY BEFORE YOU CRITIQUE IT

    there is absolutely no reson to spread ignorance

    ignorance is what is wrong with the world

    and you my friend epitomize it

  • THIS IS NOT EVEN FUNNY> PLEASE SHUT UP> Go to the GYM

  • What I learned today: Water is not a person it's stupid, it's just water...

    Deep...