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  • Hilarious!

  • Today's scientists are some of the dumbest, narrow minded, and biggest threats to our freedom to have ever existed. I believe in logic. Logic dictates that NASA hacks do not know everything.

  • hahaha, how have I only just now found this? Great work!

  • This is great!

  • This is so hilarious!

  • Funniest line in this video:

    "Astrology got me my wife, astrology got me my second wife as well."

  • This is "Poe's Law" at it's best!

  • Very funny! I assume this is a parody of all those people complaining about the "conspiracy" against creationists and the "pro-theory of evolution bias" that the scientific community has. Even if that wasn't the point of this, I still like that you made fun of astrology in a very humorous way just because I know some people who get way too in to it.

  • This was funny as hell. Count me as a subscriber.

  • @StudioValinor please tell me where i can find this doco, or at least what its called. sounds ridiculously entertaining

  • It's called Intelligent Forecasting.

  • All U all need is "Hollywood" behind U and everyone will see the message

  • Damn that materialist astronomy!

  • "pro gravity establishment", i love it!

  • there is none so stupid as thinks man is always right and consensus among "experts" equals truth. all the actors in this farce are such fools, blinded by their own conceit.

  • gay

  • you have to be open to everything, otherwise you cannot call yourself "scientific".

    "Astrology is not something in which you believe or disbelieve. You either know about astrology or you don’t." - Robert Currey

  • all you people trying so hard to show everyone all the time how smart you are, totally "adjusted" in society, not truly happy for even one second of your life - you will never understand astrology - unless you are truly free yourself some day

  • we dream... everything is dreaming . we dont know anything of nothing...

  • Pretty funny parody, but as we all know, astrology is as accurate as reading your cereal in the morning, on a Tuesday, after a full moon while Venus is rising.

  • haahahahhahaah lol the Carl Sagan thing was hilarious xD

  • Leo is rising? Neat! I'm a Leo!

  • I think her is stupid astrology specialist. Photon codes works on free carbon neutrons. To convert nucleus carbon free +2extra neutrons to nitrogen must be another conditions. When people sleep in full-moon they don't remember what they dream or make. Because in DNA some carbon atom dead and + neuron dead. And some more emotional function's works like that.

  • 3:55

    Lol, fucking awesome.

  • "What did astronomy get Carl Sagan?

    Nothing. He's dead.

    Astrology got me my wife.

    Astrology got me my second wife as well."

    These people cannot possibly be serious.

  • @jaimesthesaint This is a satire of Ben Steins retarded ass movie. They're making fun of Ben Steins movie "Expelled". These people aren't serious.

  • Ha, very funny..

  • wtf. Stupid people. Astrology works electro magnetically on carbon DNA. 

  • @rolandas1985 wtf is carbon DNA? Astrology is about making predictions based on star formations, no? It comes from a pre-scientific time in the world. Don't waste your time.

  • Nice video guys.

    Ben Stein would be proud

  • what the hell is this? I'm not American so i don't think I get the humour...

  • haaahahahaha I watch this everyday! I love it, "...Astronomy is jealous of Astrology because it's boring, it doesn't understand love and happiness, the joy that I felt at child birth knowing and understanding my daughter is a Taurus and she will never be a cutter!..."

  • Astronomy is aids!!! DAMN Sagittarians!!!

  • I love this... While he's talking about supernatural crap he says: "Angry, no... well I'm a cancer so I'm naturally cranky..."

  • I see you avoided the moon at a cusp in uranus.

  • At first I was shocked that antiscience video could has so hight votes, but after watching it I understood why. It was so funny :) Especially that women saying in paranoic voice that scientist dont know what love is! Buahaha!

  • That women with the orange hair is stupid oh yea like you know what the stars means and no else does and pathetic and retarded to compare yourself to a Jew in Nazi Germany

  • Okay SuperUFB, and Rich66plr, you both seem to have completely missed the point.

    This video is a parody of Ben Stein's "Expelled." Expelled tried to say that intelligent design, as a theory was better than the theory of evolution. This parody was made by people who believe astronomy and the theory of evolution to be correct and believe astrology and Expelled to be incorrect. It puts the claims made by Expelled into a different context to show the silliness of psuedoscience vs real science.

  • I don't think so, I was talking to a guy SUPER DUPER PARTY POOPER UFB who was, exhibiting continually, the principle of "Condemnation Before Investigation" which has very little to do with this video. But everything to do with narrow mindedness, which I was getting a kick out of!!! that's all..But everything has it's saturation point and this one has been reached..Toodles

    Bye!

  • @Rich66plr

    i hate to burst your bubble, but anyone who leaves a 'serious' debate with the words "Toodles Bye!" is unlikely to be taken seriously.

  • @tifforo1

    I get the point that the video is ironic.

    I'm debating Astrology with Rich66plr, as a side debate, if you like.

  • Really creepy, unbelievable examples of what astrology is not..I wish I knew the names of those involved so that I would never bother looking at anything with there name on it.

  • i wasn't saying it was wrong. my response was to guy below who wrote "hitler believed in ASTRONOMY". i actually have the same birthday as adolf, and dare i say, i believe in astrology as well

  • Teach the Controvercy!!!! LOL!

  • Well as a Cancer i'm naturally crabby.

    I lol'd.

  • im scorpion so we get along together because we both have pincers (:

  • This should be a movie! :D

  • 1 star for trying to promote lies.

  • This video is comedy. Well done.

  • I'm glad that this person was sacked from the Astronomy department. If I were the HOD I'd do exactly the same thing.

  • Since time was INVENTED by the movement of the stars/planets..that have been in orbit perfectly for billions of years. You then take the time you were born, Latitude and Longitude coordinates of where you were born, day, month and year, and you have a birth blueprint and personal time clock. Then watching this and and the planets movements Sun thru Pluto daily, you will see your life being mirrored to you by the stars.

  • Has it occurred to you that Pluto wasn't discovered until the 20th Century?

  • Try and keep your statements to things that are worthwhile, instead of outright tying to insult someone with a DUMB STATEMENT, where you are pointing a finger at someone forgetting your other 3 fingers are pointed at YOU! Use knowledge to make a point instead of impulsive no brain remarks trying to be hurtful...in other words GROW UP!

  • I am not trying to be hurtful at all.

    That you are hurt by my comments reflects only upon your unreasonable sensiivity and disinclination to question your own beliefs....neither of which are my fault.

  • @Rich66plr

    There is a serious point to why I ask you about Pluto being discovered as recently as within the last 100 years...and it is all to do with causality. Your immediate over reaction to my question does not bode well for our discussion getting anywhere useful...

  • Time was never "invented". It has always co-existed with the universe.

  • @Rich66plr um they have not been in orbit "perfectly", they are spiraling towards the body of greater mass.

    what you mean to say is, astrology takes the perspective from earth and makes vague predictions/descriptions based on the observations.

    furthermore, astrology is so old, the zodiac isn't even in the same place! it doesn't even a offer a logical reason for the planets to have an effect on your personality.

  • Anyone can say anything against anything to make a case that appears as a statement ONLY!

    Experience with the subject matter is having knowledge with it....For instance "it doesn't even a offer a logical reason for the planets to have an effect on your personality" no one in astrology says that, only those outside of it do, planets represent Archetypes, if you do not know how they play out in your life, you should study it!

  • Well thats what Jung said about Astrology anyway re: archetypes but Astrology is a lot older than Jung.

  • Carl Jung did astrology charts on his patients before he met with them, so he could get the info of what's going on with them in ADVANCE!

  • @Rich66plr

    Synchronicity, ala Jung, is nonsense. It has no significant support outside of his particular minority worldview.

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  • 1. yes my point exactly. plz provide credible scientific evidence to support the validity of astrology. ur making a statement, back it up.

    2. no this is simply foolish, there's HUNDREDS, if not thousands of studies on the validity of astrology, why would i try every one of the MANY forms at my expense, without controls being accounted for?

    3. then plz explain how charting stars/planets in any brand of astrology can make predictions about a person? how do the positions during birth affect u?

  • *on 2. i wanted to add, and the clear consensus from these studies shows that there is no evidence to believe astrology can predict anything.

  • Nostradamus did charts on the Queen of France's family and told the Queen ..That her son was going to die from a jousting accident and be in unbelievable pain for 2 weeks before his death. She threw him out. He jousted, had the accident, and died in two weeks, the Queen then said "Please find Nostradamus and ask him to come back."

    Why don't YOU investigate something BEFORE you comment about it. or do you always put stuff DOWN before KNOWING it to be true or not. Experience is knowledge.

  • thats a cute story and its historically accuracy is another debate entirely.

    as you said earlier, anybody can say anything, we need a method of determining fact from fiction that not only eliminates bias, controls for outside effects that are not astrology, and can be demonstrated to be true by repeated tries by others, hey isn't that the scientific method?

    i know its not true b/c there are mountains of data on the subject and all show no effect.

  • You are asking me to TEACH you astrology, and that is my exact point, why are you commenting negatively about a subject you no nothing about. Do you always do this?

    "There is a principle which is a bar against all information,

    which is a proof against all argument, and

    which cannot fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance --

    that principle is condemnation before investigation." Herbert Spencer"

  • no im asking you basic questions. for example if we ask what force keeps earth in orbit round the sun, one answers gravity, how does sound work? by vibrating air. what keeps the nucleus of atoms together? the strong nuclear force. what makes astrology work?

    investigation is controlling for outside effects like personal/confirmation bias. its one thing to think astrology is fun& works for u, thats w/e but to claim it can make accurate predictions has yet to demonstrated scientifically

  • I've investigated astrology and found it to be based on falsehood.

  • What did you find false and how did you investigate it?

  • @Rich66plr

    There is no causal explanation for it's alleged effects.

  • How did you investigate it?

  • @Rich66plr Time was never 'invented', our understanding of it has improved over time though.

  • @Rich66plr Ok...in fairness, I guess I should give you the latitude, longitude of my birthplace etc so you can tell me all about me:

    Latitude -43.5000 Longitude 172.7000 Altitude (feet) 6

    Lat (DMS) 43° 30' 0S Long (DMS) 172° 41' 60E Altitude (meters) 1

    August 1st, 1967 at 2:15am

    What I'm really after is a causal explanation of how the positions of the heavenly bodies influence our personalities.

  • Over a period of time you will be convinced. As above so below..logical? YES when you understand it..

  • As above so below is neither logical nor true.

    During the day the sky above is blue, down below it is not blue.

  • Your a dangerous person, all you do is put stuff you don't understand DOWN, try learning something first and then comment on it, instead of vice versa. You think your smart, that's the joke,

    one day when you grow up, you'll see that.

  • "Your a dangerous person"

    My record shows otherwise.

    " all you do"

    I do a lot of things that you aren't aware of so you don't have enough information to make this claim. "is put stuff you don't understand DOWN"

    In no way was my comment about 'as above so below' a put down. What I did was show, plainly, that it is neither logical nor correct.

  • I am not going to continue on with you because it is going no where...the point is...If you do not know anything about say space travel then you should not comment on it in either a positive or negative way because you don't know anything about it...The same goes for you, you are commenting about things you have NEVER STUDIED, so your comments have NO VALUE, get it!...they are just comments of a biased opinionated person with no knowledge of the subject your commenting on.

  • @Rich66plr

    I have studied space travel.

    I am both a student and a teacher of science.

  • "try learning something first"

    I've read Ptolemy's Tetrablios. I've actually looked at the constellations through a telescope and plotted when they are rising etc...further, questions of causality go unanswered.

  • That is not what you are commenting on, your commenting on a subject you know NOTHING about...You just don't get it...It's like a person who does not know how to read so he says it does not exist, show him how to read and then he will say gee I was commenting on something I knew nothing about. that is what you are doing...

  • "your commenting on a subject you know NOTHING about..."

    Prove that claim.

    Plainly I've thought about the "As above, so below" statement and shown an obvious contradiction of it.

    That you seek to deny the blatantly obvious is your issue.

  • @Rich66plr

    Plainly I do a great deal other than "put stuff I don't understand DOWN".

    Whilst I was reading the Tetrablious and Jung's writings on Synchronicity for example I wasn't putting anything "DOWN".

  • What is B.S. is what is called a horoscope in the newspaper, that should be a FELONY. No birth time, day, month, year or place..Should be called a HORROR SCOPE!!

  • You've no valid argument so you just take the piss, congrats.

    If you've never researched something, then admit that you dont understand it. dont label it BS cause it just proves you're a person who's not worth listening to.

  • Funny I have studied it for over 20 years, how about YOU!

  • How in hell did I ever miss this video? Great send-up of Expelled! (All the more appropriate, since IDist Michael Behe admitted on the stand during the Kitzmiller trial that calling ID science would also open the door to astrology.)

  • "...understanding my daughter is a Taurus so she'll never be a cutter..." LOL, that was good! Hilarious, good work!

  • actors?

  • Yes.

  • LOL, way to turn the tables.

  • Brilliant! Thanks.

  • with Razor Blades in them!

  • I forgot to mention:

    Astronomy is a tool used by the New World Order!

    The taxation used to support the "space program" is just the Trojan Horse for a system of control that will give the banking corporations enough revenue to create a neo-feudal system in which the entire world is united by their efforts to sow division. Soon, the space program will be under Israel's control, and the power of the New Order will be complete. There will be an evil empire and One World market and currency.

  • I thought the sun was stationary o.O, where are you getting ur info.? xD

  • You can find info from the evil astronomers at astrophysicsspectator, abyss (dot) uoregon, messier (dot) obspm, school (dot) discoveryeducation, astro (dot) ufl (dot) edu, windows (dot) ucar (dot) edu, and other sites run by vile heathens who want to create the illusion that astronomy is correct in order to lead people away from the Truth.

  • Oh, I thought you were talking about astrologers, not astronomers.

  • Wait, why did that web site load a Viagra(tm) ad?

  • The sun is stationary relative to our solar system but not to the rest of the galaxy.

    Our solar system IS orbiting around the centre of the milky way, consequently in a cartesian sense our sun is not stationary.

  • Tifforo, Having listened to a bunch of New World Order conspiracy nuts on Youtube, I can't tell if your comment is real or not. It's certainly not the craziest thing I've heard from a NWO nut. ;)

  • Have you heard the "Chemtraiils" or "Nibiru" stories?

  • Whenever you ask people for evidence for astronomy, they give you evidence for MICRO-astronomy, like the moon orbiting the Earth or the cause of the changing seasons. But where is the evidence for MACRO-astronomy, like Jupiter orbiting the sun?

    The pro-astronomy crowd has deceived people by including six types of astronomy under one term: astronomy.

    Unlike other theories, the theory that the sun orbits the center of the Milky Way hasn't yielded any practical results.

    So, it must be false!

  • It does not necessarily follow that because a belief, theory/hypothesis is true that practical results will flow from it immediately...

    You cannot predict what future generations might do with that information.

  • @tifforo1

    macro and micro astronomy, as you describe them, are the same subject with different names.

  • modern science 400yrs and counting.....astrology at least 7000yrs...you do the math....truth is eternal

  • 7000 years ago people believed that the earth was flat...we know better now....truth might be eternal but our understanding of it isn't.

  • There are far more atheists today than there were before Galileo. Virtually all atheists believe in astronomy. Yet, astronomy has had to be revised again and again. If astronomy is true, how do we tell right from wrong?

    In 1931, the courageous Wilber Voliva offered a $5000 cash prize was offered for anyone who could prove the Earth was round.

    It is a sign of unscientific arrogance and ignorance to say that a spherical Earth is a "fact." The HELLiocentric model is collapsed. Only a theory.

  • It is a sign of unscientific arrogance and ignorance to say that a spherical Earth is a "fact." ..... are u saying that the earth is not round?! Seriously?! "The heliocentric model is collapsed" Seriously where are u pulling this shit from?

  • MJRSylvester, I know that you can't hear the tone of my voice, and I know that there are lots of Youtube commenters who believe in dumb conspiracy theories, but even given that I thought that the difference between my true beliefs and the ones I expressed in my comment was obvious.

    You must be one of those sheeple who believes in the scientific consensus based on so-called empirical evidence. You should get your facts from writers who had almost no understanding of modern science instead.

  • Psst. tifforo1 is making fun of Creationist arguments, much as the video makes fun of the propaganda piece "Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed"

  • Voliva also predicted that the end of the world would come in 1923, 1927, 1930, and 1935...plainly that didn't happen...

    Voliva was a nut.

  • I am a great sage and fortune teller, because I "predict" that SuperUFB has difficulty recognizing sarcasm.

  • I tend to take statements made in youtube on face value due to the fact that I have seen a lot of stupidity and gross ignorance here...

    I'm glad that you were being sarcastic though...

  • This video is fantastic! Packed with fifty eight pounds of awesome!

  • Astrology answers questions in your life. Important questions, like "What are the best gemstones for me to wear?"

    Astronomy is just something you have to study. And it isn't even easy!

  • But it is completely fallacious.

  • Astrology that is...utter nonsense.

  • SuperUFB loves to comment on subjects he has not studied. This is why left brainers do not understand why Astrology does work.

    Physicist Michio Kaku explains that in three dimensions, theres not enough room to account for all the laws of physics. But when you go into hyperspace, then the laws of physics fit together beautifully, like a jigsaw puzzle. Kaku explains that there are certain magic numbers in mathematics, numbers which have spectacular properties. A

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  • What makes you think that dimensional requirements of string theory have anything to do with why Astrology does or doesn't work.

  • All you continually do is show me that you have never learned astrology, you just talk about it, like you know about it, your on some mission to prove your right...It's all ego with you....Go to an astrologist have your chart done and then come back and report.....Otherwise SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Rich66plr I know about the physical nature of the stars.

    I'm not on a mission to prove myself right.

    I'm on a mission to expose falsehood.

    My first question is, what is the causal factor between positions of heavenly bodies and the details of people's personalities?

  • I told you this already, the stars are archetypes

    of the personal journey thru life. And where they are placed in a personal chart, is the personal TIME CLOCK of that person..Which is why you need the exact time of birth, latitude and longitude coordinates of birth and the date...It becomes a personal time clock. if you can;t understand that then NO WONDER why you cannot understand astrology.

  • @Rich66plr No, you need to explain, in detail the significance of Michio Kaku's string theory with respect to Astrology as you've made a claim that there's a connection.

  • You need to explain in detail what you have studied about astrology other than the words.

    It doesn't work, it's a right brained science that you left brained people CANNOT understand..

    Now make a right brained statement, and then an example of a left brained statement. Or shut up!!!

  • @Rich66plr

    Telling me to 'shut up' is weak and guaranteed to have the opposite effect.

    How about you get with the 'psychological understanding' and realise that ordering people to do things is likely to induce the opposite to what you desire?

  • @Rich66plr

    I've had my left/right brain test and the results were central...i.e. balanced.

    How about you?

  • You need to explain if you have studied ANYTHING about astrology. Everything you have said shows me you know NOTHING about it. You just mouth off a lot. Have you read any Astrology Books? Have you taken any Astrology Courses?

    Have you had your chart done? Have you ever had a consultation with an Astrologer?

    How can you tell what sex you were in your last life using Pluto? What would Saturn conjunct the rising sign mean?

  • You mean to say that you couldn't tell what life you were in your last life until the 1930s? Was that a new invention there?

  • @Rich66plr

    i think the science teacher wins this one...

  • @Rich66plr Answer the question!

  • @Rich66plr

    You bought up Dr Michio Kaku, a well known Physicist, as a way to support to your ideas regarding Astrology. Dr Michio Kaku's main area is String Theory...so my next question is 'How does string theory impact on or support Astrology?'

    I'm not trying to be a smart arse...I want a serious detailed answer.

  • @Rich66plr

    "Particles" can't "prefer" anything.

    They don't have minds.

    Before you reply you need to know what a 'wave function' and a 'standing wave' are.

  • Before I say anything, I would like to bid you a fond farewell. I no longer care to talk to someone

    who puts down a subject he KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT. If I don't talk to you again, Have a nice LIFE!

  • It's disgraceful how those elitist astronomers supress the evidence for Astrology. Tycho Brahe was born in Sweden and they're socialists, Astronomy leads to socialism!!!

  • Nonsense astronomy leads to socialism...

    Are you joking or are you serious?

  • I'm obviously joking. That's the problem with text communication, you can't a poe from a believer.

  • I've seen similar leaps of logic in people that were being genuine in youtube....I've also seen enough Americans make claims about Obama being a socialist for me to take such comments, silly as they are, on face value.

  • There is a direct link between astronomy and the holocaust. Many nazis were astronomers, and Newton's gavataional theory was force fed to the Nazi physics students...and we all know who created the biggest act of terror in the 20th century.

  • Exactly, i dont know why people cant understand.

    Astrology leads us to a very peacuful life

    Astronomy leads us to killing people.

    Astronomy has no practical aplication in our everyday lives, astrology does on every instance. =)

  • Ah yeah GPS have no impact on your daily life....get a grip on reality sunshine.

  • Non sequitur.

    Newton's Gravitational theory is taught to all high school physics students....not just germans during the 30's.

    Unbelievably poor logical reasoning...

  • It was not intended to be good logic. It was intended to be analagous to the creationist arguement that evolution was the cause of naziism. Just a statement of irony.

  • Sorry...fair play to ye...keep up the good work.

  • Deliberate irony in youtube...a rarity.

  • are these people for real??!!!

  • Its a joke....cough...

  • I'm glad this movie is getting the word out. Astronomers have killed more people than astrologers. Just look at the Soviet Union. They had a great space program and they killed many people.

  • "candy apples... with razorblades in them."

    lol'd

  • Creationist/IDer "logic":

    PREMISE: If Life and/or the Universe were Created and/or Intelligently Designed, they would be very complex.

    OBSERVATION: Life and the Universe are very complex indeed.

    CONCLUSION: Life and the Universe were in fact Created/Intelligently Designed.

    Even granting the premise for the sake of example (actually, the best designs are the SIMPLEST ones, all else being equal), the logic ITSLEF is fallacious!

    It's called "Affirming the Consequent."

  • It SOUNDS good to those who don't understand logic, but the fallacy makes it completely invalid, EVEN IF the premise were sound.

    If P, then Q. Observe Q, prove P? No, doesn't work.

    Watch what happens when we substitute an even MORE sound Premise, and use the same logic:

    PREMISE: If Paris Hilton were President of the USA, she'd be very famous.

    OBSERVATION: Paris Hilton is very famous indeed.

    CONCLUSION: Paris Hilton is, in fact, President of the USA.

    SAME "LOGIC"!!

  • "dr. jonathon price" killed it

  • Astronomists can look at Leo and say it just by accident happened to look EXACTLY like a lion, and that people born under those stars just happen to be generous and warm-hearted while still being dogmatic and intolerant.

  • lol

  • hahah.. someone should send this to Ben Stein!

    Priceless!

  • I LOVE THIS!! AHAHAHAH!!!

  • That's for you to decide. But yes! lol

    I also liked the blonde woman in the pink shawl

  • This is an amazing parody of Expelled. The Arguments that Ben Stein makes are probably not as strong as these though.

  • They forgot 1: Hitler believed in astronomy!

  • astrology*

  • Hitler believed in ASTROLOGY

  • @whales Hitler liked lots of berry jam on thick fresh bread as well...just because Hitler believes in something doesn't make it necessarily wrong.

    That said though, Natal Astrology is falsehood.

  • Have you ever had your chart done?

  • what have you STUDIED ABOUT ASTROLOGY?

  • Funny how their arguments are exactly parallel to the arguments of ID-proponents....

    I kept laughing at this.

  • Us Geminis dont believe in this astrology bullshit

  • Lol!

  • creationism is pretty retarded

    they should have a pro-socialist/communist make an equally idiotic video defending his deluded beliefs :)

  • all i can say ..you people who got fired should have seen this comming.And now look to the stars to see whats next.Most of the time its because the stars are trying to get you moving from sitting on your ass to doing things you have meant to get started on and have not.Take it as a booster shot and do what you believe in.Wich to me btw is bullshit..But then again you may think my faith in God to lead me may be bullshit.But God has lead me greatly..What about your stars ??

  • "Does Astronomy kill people? You know what, that's for you to decide - but yes."