Nobody tells him what to do!

[MrYaoiGirl]

I demand a remix!

[Cowpath3]

I'm pretty sure nobody tells him what to do.

[Asgard72]

HA HA HA HA.

[MrWillPill1]

dat fuckin zoom man

[RonofArr]

well when you are the champion of the gray wardens and basically the whole world. I will give you.... EVEN MORE QWESTS!

[deryth]

did he really say that becase i kinda forgot.

[david177177]

press 6 for a epic zoom in laugh!

[EdenJAM]

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. NOOOBODY!!! HA, HA, HA! >:D

[pacomonkey007]

@EdenJAM Win.

[WarbossGorgutz]

QUALITY BIOWARE WRITING

[LazyDudeSHOW]

Nobody tells him what to do HAHAHAHA BITCH !

[ARavingLooony]

press 2 for tim what to do

[DavrosVonJammell]

Very creepy.... XD

[AthenasXAlistar]

Somebody was having fun in the recording studio that day. :)

[TheWerewolfgirl123]

Lol the zoom in made it funny as hell

[bloodharvest999]

HA HA HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.­............. 

[Flames56]

i never get sick of this lol

[tasken5]

seriously though nobody tells him what to do..

[Shintsu2]

Is this really in the game? I only played part of it, but I sure don't remember this. It's hilarious either way, lol what a gem.

[StainedShuriken333]

@Shintsu2 Yes, it is. You can encounter the demon in this part that you can choose to get blood magic with or you can have sex with her.

[FPSBxUrBAN101]

Zoom of epicness!

[snakedeadly]

some how this reminds me of the sims medivel thing because how the woman is standing lol?

[ArchInfinity]

tap 1 repeatedly for Santa.

[cynder167]

HAHAHAA

[rezaletAK]

Magic must serve man, not rule over him

[SuperHersheyLover]

WTF???!!!

[TheSubrani]

I still think this was funnier when ZeConoisseur turned it into a TF2 skit. Look up "Nobody tells him what to do TF2" on the search and prepare to lol.

[unclehappy1]

Nohohohobody can say 'nobody' like the Teagan!!!

[GSWinsAndLosses]

Keep pressing 1 for Santa Teagan Press 2 for Santa Teagan to call Connor a dimwad. Keep pressing 3 to have Bann Teagan to say NOOO! Keep pressing 4 for Santa Teagan v2 Press 5 for "OHBODY" Press 6 to zoom on his face. Keep pressing 7 to make him act like a monkey Press 8 for the same thing Press 9 for when Teagan finally shuts up. Press 0 to restart.

[FALUKYOURMOM]

@GSWinsAndLosses that doing to much

[FreakinDumbass]

press 6 for scary popout

[kohoko]

LOL I loved the zoom at the end. XD

[JohnZackarias]

MILF!

[syphonicsniper]

omg what in god's name!? this is awesome

[HollowIchigoify]

roflmao luved the zoom in when he laughed!!! XD

[CJ1777]

Noooooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

[DoshFox]

WTF where's the seventh second?

[Zeemis]

@ben12chris345 who?

[Thehomicidalthought]

Press 6 over and over again thank me later

[JimmyJJ23]

@Thehomicidalthought press "7" over and over again

[farnium]

I think the voice actor was paid by the "ha"(s) and the studio wanted to cut back.

[Astindan]

This made my day

[luiznevess]

LOL

[DeamonpainterICS]

Aww man. This brings back memories.

[Zeemis]

@DeamonpainterICS Oh man, Dragon Age was released 10 years ago! It's SO OLD! Great memories!

[Evansleven360]

lololololol!!!!!



[Tobys3rdAttempt]

13 people get told what to do

[axelsxnumba1fan]

When I was playing the game and got to this part, I cracked the fuck up. You just made it even better! XD

[Denluddigasaken]

then the kid yells: YOUR MOTH'A SUCKS COCK IN HELL!

[kickassemperor]

Hahahahahahahahahahahhaahahaha­hahahahahaahah !!!!!!!!!!! 

[xXLDeusXx]

a Duche in my class said that when i asked my teacher to give me an A.. O.o

[izzova24]

thumbs up if you think Bann Teagan better than Sandal!

[VgplayerinME]

@izzova24 Enchantment?

[Kgoku4]

@VgplayerinME EnCHANTment!

[Alishondra]

This so cracked me up xD

[KevlinAK47]

is the zoom part of the game or was it edited?

[Uchihaluver102]

@KevlinAK47 Edited. But it made it a whole lot funnier!

[rammstein99835]

This is my favorite line in the whole game!

[xUxDontxKnowxMex]

omg I lol'd so hard on this xD

[pxdud]

bann teagan is just the best

[gosaints70]

nooooooooobody



[mrmistful]

does he really says that in the game?

[Luizao940]

@mrmistful Yeah he says like that during the Arl Of Redcliffe quest.

[mrmistful]

@Luizao940 it was a long time since i played thois quest thats why i didnt remembered it! thank! :)

[shoeberrypie]

Nooobody tells HIM what to do, nooobody!

Favorited xD

[theotherguy0824]

Noooobody tells him to talk in a calm and subtle tone! Noooobody! Ha ha ha haaaa!

[brocks1564]

lol 

[blugirl4]

who are the 12 aholes that actually dare dislike this?

clearly, nobody tells them what to do. nobody.

[Blarghurface]

STFU Uncle!

[DarkeningKairi]

@Blarghurface

LOL

[Sefearion]

Dat Zoom :)

[coryzilla123]

Coryzilla123 approves +30

Coryzilla123 thumbs up the video

Coryzilla123 Subbed!

[4tahlulz4]

Nobody tell him what to do! NOBO-ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[ThaFreakymeL]

Funny, but R33MIX made it better!

[DasNeueFeuer]

@ThaFreakymeL indeed :] R33MIX rulez, he's's awesome's ;) can you guess who it iiiizz????

[xiShadowWolfx]

This is my favorite scene in dragon age! haha, when teagan does his jazz hands too XD

[Lycia71]

I don't know why I look at these things but I'm always glad I do.

[pok282]

Why is this so funny on its own?

[IXHannaaahhXI]

that zoom-in deserves a reward,surely.

[aydin690]

What game is this?

[Jackimole]

@aydin690 Dragon Age Origins

[Antrix32]

oo' iz dis man Teagan? 

[BAB13100]

Where the hell is the seventh second?

[Blarghurface]

@BAB13100 The seventh second decided to take the eight's place. Why? Because NOBODY TELLS HIM WHAT TO DO! NOOOOOBODY! *lolz*

[BAB13100]

@Blarghurface NO! The seventh second has indeed, been confirmed to have gone off to a different video. Why? Well, you know. :l

[NeyixNuchika]

@BAB13100 It was eating nine of course.

[BAB13100]

@NeyixNuchika DONTCHA MEAN IT WUZ EIGHTING NINE???? LOLOOOLOLOLOLOOLOOLOL

[KaKawKaKaww]

@BAB13100 who cares? like really..

[DrWhiteGlint]

@KaKawKaKaww

Everyone but you :P

[BAB13100]

@DrWhiteGlint Well, noone tells him what to care about. Nobody.....

[utmostburrito]

@BAB13100 NOOOBODY TELLS HIM WHERE TO BE! NOOBODY!

HA HA HA HAAAAAAA

[BAB13100]

@utmostburrito Noobody atall!

[bestonlineguide]

@BAB13100 who gives a flying fuck?

[BAB13100]

@bestonlineguide Well, considering the fact that you actually replied to my thread of unfunny comments, you do.

[ferociousmadman]

@BAB13100 It's lost in a space time continuum man

[BAB13100]

@ferociousmadman Because it ran out of things to say. That....is why.

[ferociousmadman]

@BAB13100 Wow, way to not laugh at my joke lol

[BAB13100]

@ferociousmadman Sorry maynge, I didn't get it. D:

[darkria4]

@BAB13100 O.O OH SHI-

[Coecoo]

666 likes, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Hotgreensoldier]

@Coecoo

777 on my account....LOL 666 777

[SSSoM3]

That zoom IS SO FUCKIGN EPIC

[PwnageMewsic]

Haha I have no idea what that was I only clicked on it because a friend "liked" it.

But that was awesome rofl.

[Hound419]

Ma-armalade!

[Namel3ssTyranto]

Here I am! Heeeere am I! Ha ha Haaaa!

[TheGayTygoArmy]

GayTygoArmy: I was hoping to find Teagan.

Conner: Well, here he is, say hello uncle.

Teagan: Hello uncle :-)

[jstealth89]

If this game were to be made into a movie that guy would definitely be played by Keanu Revees

[Sitthstudios]

Ahh so funny XD esp the zoom-in when he laughs XDD

[ZKY2]

Fucking lol

[Sitthstudios]

LOL pro. Shame the dance isnt in there xD

[happytreefriendlammy]

chuck norrises laugh

[micaUSA]

does he have a braid or a cornrow going down the top of his head?

[TheGreatMrKite]

@micaUSA Braid

[kisuke1337]

@micaUSA its a braid

[sindgy]

Marmalade!

[Serenity2Witchs]

XD

That zoom of epicness had me laughing so hard!

[TheDashingRogue]

Lol pro zoom in

[CorRomeister]

kinda sounds like a skit from Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law lol

[ChekhovsGun]

QUIET UNCLE

[Pigganon]

yes yes a thousand times yes

[WarriorShooter7]

thats Bann Teagan when hes drunk. Wait hes always drunk

[Electroshloob]

FAAAAAAAAAAAVED

[blacksushi150]

LMAO the mom and the kid r just like O_O nobody?...

[MJ1284]

Ahaha, first Video Suggestion is truly spot on :D

[DrD0000M]

Well, he seems like a happy fellow.

[StirItUP1973]

The zoom just makes it completely awesome.

[TheGreatMrKite]

thank you for making this. Made my day.

[Nyrufa]

I couldn't help but laugh at the zoom up. It was awesome!

[EdenJAM]

Nobody expects the spanish inquisition! NOBODY! Hahahaha!

[KMxHearts]

Nooooobody's better than Badboy's! Nooooobody!

[BlueCougar]

I see a meme coming up...

[xKimmTasticx]

"Quiet Uncle!"

[LarahXD]

hahahah I love it!

[SmokeSmoke223]

Apparently, you cannot tell him what to do.

[alexmusteatpie2]

o.o

[Nvr4Givn]

why does he attacks u tho??? me sooo confizzled

[brutaforce]

@Nvr4Givn because he's mind controlled by the demon (connor)

[genjyosanzo23]

We're all having fun, aren't we uncle?

Marmalade!

[IsacCrimson]

This is the single funniest line I've heard in a looooong time xD

I doesn't matter how many times i listen to this, it makes me laugh every single time.

[TheGreatestHater666]

I lol'd

[Leopordstar]

ok, the zoom in makes me laugh every time!

[genjyosanzo23]

I love the extreme zoom in at the last second.

[assassin296]

Nobody likes the latest generation of pokemon! Nobody!! hahahaha

[Desregaurd]

@assassin296 How about just...

Nobody likes Pokemon!

Nobody!! hahahaha

[oogyboogyooy]

this is so awesome

[solidacid5]

The zoom in is what sold it thumps up :P

[Thepackageman018]

Quiet Uncle!

[BlahBlahYouWho]

@Thepackageman018

Marmalade!

[MrLoadingscreen]

@Thepackageman018

But Prince Zuko, you MUST try the cake. It has an absolutly DIVINE effect, on the tastebuds.

[AuroraD801]

Dat zoom <3

[teshanovic1]

This is why Dragon Age is the best fucking game ever!!!!

[Terentela]

Nooooooooooooobody farts in my Grand Hall! Nooooooobody! HURHURHURHUR.

[smartbro678]

Nooooobody cant do enchantment Nooobbooodyy HA HA HA HA!!!

Enchantment? o_O

[kleinernicky]

@pINK1ninJA  :D NOBODYY !!!!!!!!!!

[H1GHLANDER360]

@pINK1ninJA ROFLMAO SO TRUE!

[TheGayTygoArmy]

@H1GHLANDER360 I fuck Justin's anus!

[DrDeNova]

Every time i see this i cant stop myself from laughing =D

[KingMalthas]

Quiet Uncle!

[J05HDA]

Best part of the game.

[smoke123455]

the zoom in is priceless lol

[2Wolfheartwarrior]

i laughed at the zoom!!

[Flowen]

LOL ZOOM

[scarhunter92]

Bioware's voice acting FTW.

[tkdyo]

the zoom got me >< dang

[Marilyndeee]

No one sees the house is on fire?

[acorn1775]

@Marilyndeee That's a really large fireplace lol.