If I Were A Goy (Beyoncé Parody) | White Collar Brawler

[ojnabxtrem]

all users of that word are motherfuckers and sons of bitch

[OrchidLei]

I love Jewish/Israeli guys. I knew why Ghostride the Volvo felt so right.

[nickpavlovskiy]

in my language goy means sausage)))

[eier]

Why does this song make goyim out to be richer than Jews? We all know your average Jew is richer than your average goy. It should be about athletic, church-going, gun-toting NASCAR dads who rely on Jews to figure out their taxes.

[benmberman]

@eier Goy has a connotation of WASP.

[eier]

@benmberman But also "redneck".

[benmberman]

@eier Yeah, but not in this case I guess.

[lessermystery]

Surprise! Jews are Pagans. They've been in denial of this since hearing the voice of Ha Shem, - Johnny come lately to the pantheon. All the other gods before him established the civilizations which made it possible for Ha Shem, a voice, to introduce himself to Abraham by name, with Ha Shem ironically meaning "the name". It can easily be proven that Ha Shem did not create heaven and earth, but Oh, the Havok! With more to come. Thanks, Jews.

[lessermystery]

and who do we pay for this access? If I were a rich man... lol!

[91Shining]

jews can afford pearls more than anyone else...

[Pepper6464]

If Beyonce were a boy, that makes Jay-Z a homosexual pedophile. LOL

[frenchguyfromfrance2]

illuminati alex jones bilderberg cheeseburgers reptilian lollipop ron paul 2012 xbox 360 end the fed zionist truth on 911......turtles.

[HarshCharlie]

Lol 'worry free mind' worry is the oldest jewish burden

[Ameltoid]

Damn, I thought I came up with this.

[lunix36]

Kuuhl ;D

[Gorilla922]

press 0:01 to skip add

[NateOcteer]

Yes! I've been waiting for someone to make this ever since I heard the original. Well done!

[OceanStudiio]

This is awesome, just to bad you guys are 2 years late!

[bahnskeexo]

my bubbie would be so proud :D

[alyahcimxtribex95]

@bahnskeexo haha XP

[hunterlholder]

I paused the video and looked up the definition literally a second before they showed it in the video. So awesome.

[Nevayn]

lol I liked when the dude came up behind the girl and helped her and then the other dude tried and got rejected. xDDDD Best part I gotta say I watched it twice. Hey, I didn't even know about you guys until it came up on my thing as 'barelypolitical favorite this vid'. I'm glad they did. xDDD Cuz I did. too (:

[koreytd]

It was OKAY.

[chulobrown]

2 people need to be a goy...even just for a day.

[Ayoubsss]

Hahaha I get it :)

[Wheretheresgod]

love it :D

[iBran137]

the guy in the beginning looked like bob saget

[billy12149]

@maantjuh14 its jewish stuff

[thedarknight339]

Jewish Comedy at it's best!

[nonconformingascanbe]

nice :)

[JapaneseLuvr012345]

awesome :)

[Jellybeanninja]

WOW thank you, this really helped me with my religeous studies homework :)

[whought]

"he'd call his first born trip, because he would be third" -- dying

[bellkyss88]

Ha ha ha, a lot better than the original. I would sing to this version.  x-D