Driving Rant

[samuelgoldthorpe99]

A Red P plater looks like an undercover cop haha

[LittleBrooma1994]

I hate the cops,, my mate and i were just cruising around one night and we pulled over and parked and then 5 minutes later a friggin cop turned his siren and lights on and pulled up behind us...we were like WTF!! we asked why and he goes Your P Plate is upside down!!! LIKE WTF!!!

[thehoff2012]

Vrrrrrrrm 20bucks gone there lol

[miss0sunshine1]

ASAIN DRIVERS!!!!!!! (no offence) OMFG! they are the woorrsstt shitts ever!!!

[aznreyy]

@miss0sunshine1 how do you explain initial d? tokyo drift?

[SeducerKilledYou]

Angry Dragon -

Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

[AmboStyles]

do red p platers have a look that i dont have!!!! LOL

[MrPapdogz]

Note to self: Don't use urban dictionary ever!!!

[Sbaby1995]

The other day an indian taxi driver smashed my car ... I know how you feel!!

[DEEPDEEPization]

arabs are worse than indians

in my defence watch

-Arab Driving School- Part 1-3

[MarkoRudan]

Fucking indian almost killed me the other day

[dhoom233]

Indian kunts!!

[aznll3lade]

The deaths associated with old age does not correlate to deaths on our roads...do your research mate. :P Old people/pensioners tend to be safer drivers, or at least are not involved in as many accidents as our society's youths. Statistics have shown this.

[lilr0bbi3]

Petrol prices, higher than wiz kahlifa and snoop dog bahahahahhaha shot teddy lol

[mistersexc123]

Why is he bitching Arab drivers are the worst

[Juveforza10]

why the fuck is Hayesy15 in an argument with half of the other commenters? He claims he's not the one with the problem but clearly he is if a few people are arguing with him

[FluteSunday]

Around 3:05 onwards for a bit his voice changes to normal (when hes not putting on an accent)

[Querztzy]

jokes teddy i fucking love u



[Querztzy]

shut the fuck up teddy your getting old you died out oooo im scared you might make a quertzy rant about me

[stuntmaster1000]

Haha if you wanna see something funny go to my channel and check out the video "funny guy" this guy went off his face at me for parking in the disabled zone outside of Woolworth's when my grandmother was in the car going shopping but he couldn't see. I am a L player driver check it out

[InsertNameHere297]

You just go 'VROOOOOM' $20 petrol right there

[eminemworthy]

vroom 20$ petrol looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ool rofl

[McLaZmIRen]

thumbs up if u searched angry driver on the urban dictionary

[jackattack942]

funniest shit

[MULTIKAHL]

You should get a better cam ted.

[rukencarla101]

Teddy your the best your so funny and I've watched all your videos and thumbs up for this one and can everyone check out my video please and suggest some thing that I can do thanks!!

[shinigami656]

fuck your a a cute kunt, Respect

[therichguy319]

Ahaha we actually have a chainsaw in our boot for somereason ;P

[TayTomlinson]

Your so fcking right about Indian drivers!!

[Hayesy15]

Im from london and i find that australian drivers are not very good of course with the exception of asians and indians who are just terrible

Aussies dont have much common sense when driving

they take ages to take off from lights

they block intersections

just slam on the brakes, almost stop, turn THEN indicate

cant park or manoeuvre

and just other stupid things

not all aussies but its noticeable

[clutch23q]

@Hayesy15 thats quite a stereotype lol, i live in australia and ive been driving for a couple of years and honestly yeh sometimes ive seen the things youve said but more often than not people just drive normally... as far as i can see, indian drivers yeh i cant argue there i know of this indian whos the worst driver out who hoons everywhere, mounts kerb too fckn idiot... anyways i dnt think its noticeable i think its just ppl who are too impatient or have a dnt give a fuck attitude.

[chewchewbabyxoxo]

omfg true! & indians omfg there alwayz taxi drivers! omfg iv neva been in a taxi that didnt hav a an indian as its driver wtf?!?!?1

[XShafira13x]

I FUCKING LOVE YOU! your so right in all ur videods

[ImpressiveJack]

Forgot east Asian drivers. They drop their kids off literally in the middle of the road, then they sit there and fist pump to k pop.

[dixiehem]

some people just need there fucking panels kicked in for being dickheads

[minefieldpwn]

Hey im on my L Plates and i was driving on a 2 lane road and this Indian merged right for no reason and hit a pole, he did not stop merging. fucking dickhead

[alexwaterpololover07]

FUCK IMA GENIUS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 

[n0ras1]

I HATE BIKE RIDERS ON THE ROAD

[thetalkingelement]

I'm a tradesman and need too get from job to job, we all know 99% of cunts can't drive. What I don't understand is what people are doing driving inbetween 9 and 5? Get a job ya useless fuckstickles

[Hayesy15]

@thetalkingelement Maybe they are driving from job to job

maybe then have the day off

maybe then started late or finished early

maybe there job is a driving job

[thetalkingelement]

@Hayesy15 how about you mind your own fucking pommy business you stupid cunt.. why is it every pom thinks there king dick.. everyone i meet is an arrogant fool.. i bet your a hobbit that lives at mums house at the age of 30 locked in his bedroom playing games and drawing manga.. soak up some vitamin D tool.. oh thats right the sun only appears once a year in cluster fuck town

[Hayesy15]

@thetalkingelement Why are you so angry. And you call me stupid when your the one who cant seem to understand why people drive between the hours of 9 and 5 and just assume that anyone driving in those hours have no jobs, also you tell me to mind my own business but, if you don't want people to get all up in your business don't post your business on youtube where anyone with access to youtube can see it.

im an apprentice electrician i live in Australia, im 19 and live with my parents

[Hayesy15]

@Hayesy15 Im sure most 19 year olds do live with there rents.

Im not usually racist or anything to Australians, mainly because i love the country and most of the people in it, but as for you acting racist against me just because im from london is pretty ignorant. I moved here when i was 14, went to private school, contribute to the community, work, pay taxes and al that shit.

the cunts you want to watch out for is all those other nationalities that just come in and rip off the system

[Hayesy15]

@Hayesy15 Im used to copping a lil bit of shit from friends for being a so called "pome"

but little do they know that Australians are the true Pome's.

Pome stands for Prisoner of mother England, so when you think about it "True Blue" Aussies are in fact the real pome's because there ancestors were quite literally prisoners of mother England.

And by the way you seem to be racist to people from England leads me to assume that is the reason as to why you thing we all think we are "king dick"

[thetalkingelement]

@Hayesy15 19?? grasshopper sparky apprentice born in london lives in australia. i should have known.. you can dish it out but you certainly cant take it. funny how you send scum to australia for stealing bread,thinking its a barren waste land,then this day and age they flock here in there droves..

P.S dont fry some cunt/yourself, we know what the building code is like in england

[Hayesy15]

@thetalkingelement LOL in what way am i dishing it out

your the one dishing it out, then when someone make a simple comment explaining the reasons why people may drive between 9 and 5 you start getting abusive

England sending prisoners here has nothing to do with anyone alive today, and im sure there were bigger reasons than just stealing bread.

I have an Australian passport, i had to apply to come over here

they dont just let anyone in (unless ur a refugee) they evaluate you

[Hayesy15]

@Hayesy15 Oh and all electrical experience i have in in australia, i can see how u think the building code is dodgy, thats only because there are loads of building that are hundreds of years old, all new wiring is up to standards probz around the same as here

also English power outlets are much safer than aussie ones

in england you cant get to the active or neutral unless there is an earth pin inserted as well

here any kid can stick something in there

[thetalkingelement]

@Hayesy15 you proved my point

[Hayesy15]

@thetalkingelement Did you really have a point? Or are you just a dickhead who has no idea what they are talking about

[thetalkingelement]

@Hayesy15 that your an arrogant englishman.. you got awhile before your a true "pome" (Aussie)

[Hayesy15]

@thetalkingelement I dont even think you know what arrogant means.

i haven't really showed any signs of arrogance, but you have.

and what do u mean by "you got awhile before your a true "pome" (Aussie)"

u call me a pome then you go and say im not a true pome??????????

[TheFizzzler]

@Hayesy15 Now why the fuck are you talking to yourself? Stupid fucking pomie cunt...

[Hayesy15]

@TheFizzzler Who the fuck are you? what the fuck do you have to do with anything?

if you could read you would wee that im not talking to my self

[TheFizzzler]

@Hayesy15 it says @Hayesy15 from Hayesy15.. So therefore you're talking to your self you stupid ugly cunt... Go ride a fucking camel useless faggot

[Hayesy15]

@TheFizzzler Are you really that stupid? the reason why it says @Hayesy15 from Hayesy15 is because youtube only lets you use about 500 characters in a single comment, so because i used up all 500 characters and i still had more to say I added another comment, i didn't directly reply to the other guys comment because youtube wont have them in the correct order so no one will have any idea what in going on about

[Goodnamestkn]

Melbourne is the worst place to drive. Fucking people lane switch 5 times a block, horns beeping everywhere and you always get that one car that will cross the intersection and block the road. FUCKING HATE DRIVING IN MELBOURNE

[DubStepAnonymouse]

this is going in my favourites...lmfao

[Mitch659ify]

1:04 "regisration for your car" man teddy is a true funny bloke :D

[shadidskiies]

who the fk is emre bieber hahahahaha

[MrBubbleMuffin]

Anyone else hear a really loud high pitched noise :/

[217daneify]

@MrBubbleMuffin its always there

[TheLastRDX]

PSA!!! : i hate learner drivers who FUCKING HESITATE all the fucking time!!! if your scared to drive get the fuckk off man!!

[clutch23q]

@TheLastRDX might sound slack but everytime i see one i drive past make a cop siren noise or beep and scare them hahaha ima dick =P

[ShiftyShank]

I hate fucking asian drivers, They stick to their lane but fucking never go fast enough at the speed limit. Fucking trying to wait for the car to fuck off coz Im skating on the streets and they drive like an old granny walking backwards slow. FUCK. Racist or not I DONT GIVE A FUCK.

[clutch23q]

@ShiftyShank i think youll find the younger ones tryna do double the limit nowadays, ah hoons..

[Emmavdkkk]

I'm learning to drive at the moment and the thing I hate is bike riders! They take over the road and expect the cars to move over to the other lane where they could easily move onto the side of the road for a second! I swear to god I'm going to hit one other them one day.

[Barcakid69]

1:45 hahahahhahahha

[MrStunner011]

Ohhhhhh lord sweet baby Jesus

lol

[angelsamanthastarz]

Trust me mate ur not the only one!!

[510markman510]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I WANT MY PS SO BAD! and i feel as if cos im an l plater im not allowed to really comment yet but one thing ive noticed is that bikes always get SO fired up! they sit in peoples blinds spots (as invisible as they are) and get upset when theyre trying to split the traffic and the car gets spooked and almost hits the biker. like i feel that shits ridiculous! youll fail your driving test if you do that staying in peoples blind spots shit there!

[jamieannelii193]

Cops are the one thing about driving that does my head in. The stupid fucking cops pull this guy over because "he doesnt look like a P plater" I drove around coburg and broardie (in melbourne) for over a year at the age of 17 and the dumbasses never pulled me over. Mabye they dont pull girls over as often.

[samscott93]

bahahahhaahaha so true :)

[RoboDog000]

Um if everyones cars ran on milk , the price of milk would probs go up like 300+%

[S2monika]

your 70 years old, your about to die, keep gardening xDDDD lmao you crack me up

[thelailaa1]

I CANT BREATHE! OMGGGGGGGGGG HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA MY LOVE FOR YOU IS CRAZYYYYY! "you dont look like a P plater" hahahahahha



[TheKyleravic]

u can use used cooking oils fuel and it works!!

[Andrew33824]

did u tell the officer the he doesnt look like a p-plater either? or does the p on the car stand for pigs?

[cEVSKII]

I can't picture him driving him. Can only picture him on the Broady train line.

[cambalajosh98]

Hahaha fucking genius with the milk ayee !!!

[superscrotus]

fucking cab drivers are the most fucked cunts ever the have a death wish not kiddin.

[ninjacheesecake1]

@yeahsickjake I'm going to your mum's place I expect this shit to be top comment... Peace out

[sou021]

old people driving on THE ROADS!! where else are they going to drive??? LOVE U BROOOOOO!!!! funny Indians!! and antique roadshow lmfao!!!!

[CHANNALI]

Beau likes this video.... :)

janoskians ustream <3

[Ashoolz]

U Should Make Ads For Mastercard Lol

[superman10301]

lol angry dragon

[AllBlacksYEEY]

If your over 70 dont drive...stay at home and do the garden" hahaha lmao

[joey4495]

1:15 true wog right there LOL

[Machnimars]

NiggerHiga

[Machnimars]

Like This Comment and I'll do a TBH!

[Whoopedy]

if they have hats, they are even slower. The more hats, the more slow the driver. At least that's my theory haha

[ThePr0Hobo]

1. angry dragon 9124 up, 2393 down

Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

[ItzLennyBitch]

the bus started to turn and the car break just in time before smashing into the side of the bus. but the car got so angry and started beeping at the bus and stuff but it wouldn't move and the bus couldn't move out the way until the car did they were there for ages just beeping it was crazy

[ItzLennyBitch]

I don't drive yet because I'm too young but I was walking home the other day from school and I saw a car almost crash into a bus. the bus was turning right at a intersection and the car was coming from the left. I guess one didn't give way to the other and the car kept going as

[SkUxXi]

hahahahaahhahaahahahahahahah.

[LaraExOhExOh]

hahah just as a girl, i dont really find a guy reving his car impressive... i mean i do it all the time, not on purpose but does that make me impressive? nah didnt think so

p.s dont write this off at the opinion of just one chick caus i can swear on my mummas grave the amount of times iv heard other girls complain how lame they think guys that rev there cars are..

[SuperBumbie]

Coz you look 30 lol

[Denizen36]

I've been a P plater for a week and I can already relate to all of this, everyone on the road are fucking dumb

[EMdirectioner]

i was in stiches this whole video HAHAHAHAHA

[OmgItsSashax]

"-mwah mwah- ahh, fuck imma cute cunt xD " fuck yeah.

[jessemallesi]

Stop saying cunt!!!

[jerb3lotus]

where is this dude originally from

[MattGeeMut]

@jerb3lotus hes clearly a wog, so you would guess his a leb or italian

[TheJCstick]

@rekarix98 mate fukin relax u gay cunt im jokng obviously people like u cant take a joke so go jump off a bridge u sad fukin cunt

[TheJCstick]

Hahaha im a learner and i made a collision of 6 cars crash at the same time without getting a scratch on my car :)

[rekariz98]

@TheJCstick HAHAHHAHAHAH not funny why r u smiling

[217whoe]

asians cant drive

[MrGRUBMAN]

Roflmao drink lots of water

[BrassBuck]

some fuckhead of an old man, just before west gate bridge, pulls out in front of me, i overtake him and he acts like nothing has happened. like wtf.

[belinda5810]

lmfao, petrol prices are higher than wiz khalifa and snoop dog

[SaveMeJeeBus36]

HAHAHAHAHA

[rambo122222]

The part about Indians was spot on hahahahaha!

[sodiumandh2o]

If you make cars that run on milk, you make milk both a fuel for vehicles AND a food which means that demand will skyrocket for milk, which will make milk extremely expensive.

So, interesting idea, but I don't think it'd work. :P :)

[joey4495]

@sodiumandh2o or you could make cars that run on seawater lol

[RasperryDrops2]

fuck I'm a cute cunt, LOL!

[228spence]

"cars that run off milk." GENIUS

[yoyoyau134]

Honestly Asian drivers are worse than Indian! I'm not trying to be racist but they are shitty drivers. They can't even back out of a driveway! It pisses me off!

[ultimatenutcase666]

Don't forget the motorbikes, fuckin cunts always try to ovetake you and you don't even see where they're coming from which makes you heaps fuckin paranoid.

[tastyvideos123]

HAHAHAH just saw what angry dragon was, plans for the future anyone ¿?

[LianaAllyxox]

"what does a red P plater suppose to look like?!" hahaha

[SK4869]

Old People driving on our Roads about to die soon LOL

is not the Indian Drivers i am worried about ha ha (^_~)

[dezeenuts]

zomg i reckon sydney have tha wrost asian drivers EVERRR ! argh every accident ive seen or almost been in , asians are tha other drivers !! NoRacial & all but ya'll need 2years of being on Ls ..

[imp20r]

Your correct about the indian drivers that keep changing lanes, i once got side swiped by an indian that didnt look and the worst thing is they kept driving and i had to chase them down a few hundred metres down the road before i stopped them, even old drivers are better drivers.

[48fatboi]

1. Indian drivers should go fuck off and crash in India, I seen a car accident the Indian ran a red lights crashed into a ladies car wrote her car off, I had to go to court because of it, I was the only witness and the lady I was sticking up for lost, When he was the stupid fucking one who crashed into her, and cops my mate got pulled over cause he had his elbow resting on the door with the window down and got 100 dollar fine, No joke Indians and cops need to go fuck a donkey

[Bitchsuckdick12]

You forgot about lebo p platers

[dingzhula]

VROOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!

-$20

lmao...

[vincebachx]

lmfao fuck im a cute cunt !

[shiftyniftyy]

Angry Dragon = Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon. LOL

[Claireisamuffin]

im learning to drive, and one time i was with an instructor and when i was passing a parked car and he opened the door whilst saying, "when you pass a car, you should be able to open your door" fuck man, freaked me out so much.

[yeahsickjake]

i'm going too Maccas and by the time i get back i expect this too be top comment, peace!

[TheTrackStack]

he copied gabriel iglasias

[xHaRrIsxAhMeDx]

tags <3

[GhettoDynamiczInc]

Asian women.. Enough said.

[lildonati]

Make ur bed

[sikmyduknazizombitch]

indian drivers ... /watch?v=ozFwg0WHTTs

[HybridStigmata707]

im a learner driver, and i agree, its fucked! i dont think anything has ever pissed me off more than driving! and in melbourne, its even fucken worse!!!! like holy fucken hell, i was gunna make a driving rant myself, but then saw you had one so i didnt, but FUCK ME!!!! i hate driving!!!!

[em0lees]

"Fuck, I'm a cute cunt."

[ImColinKS]

Cars that run on milk = More cow farms = More methane gass..... Cheaper in money yes... but more expensive environmentally. LOL I'm such a nit picker lul

[kingfdevine]

@ImColinKS your a cunt

[ImColinKS]

@kingfdevine Nice man! How old are you?

[FallenDropsx]

You can't blame Indians though. They don't have fucking roads in India! It's all dirt and shit , no lanes and they drive illegally on motorcycles with bucket helmets. ... Jokes fuck them!

[007knick]

@FallenDropsx

watch the top gear india special

[FallenDropsx]

And Asians. Fuck don't get me started...

[TheTayWebb]

Truck drivers r the worst. I was driving and went past a truck. Some dude was on his phone and had coffee in the other hand. Pissing down rain on a really busy freeway in peak hour.

[sirCWD]

i hate taxis

[yenceniza]

'FUCK IM A CUTE CUNT.'

i fucking love you teddyyyyyy

[vickylovesjaseey]

"Fuck, I'm a genius. Why don't I make cars that like... fucking run on milk?"

Fucking LOL

[twwyt]

unmarked police car/ plain clothes police officer, they arent "undercover"

[AusBeliebers]

Your not the only one. I absolutely fucking hate Indian drivers. Especially taxi ones, they think they can stop in the middle of the road whenever they feel like it. Then they cut you off! >:( if you can't drive, go back to your fucking own country.

[ankadelic]

@AusBeliebers You are a racist cunt. The most aggressive drivers I have seen are P platers and young adults in trucks etc. Most indian drivers are really quite safe. If you can't get over changing lanes, than maybe you need to learn how to drive.

[ankadelic]

@AusBeliebers Why don't you go back to your country? What do you do for a living? Anything substantial? The phrase "your own country": A majority of Indian migrants here have Australian citizenship, and are increasingly making up a greater proportion of professional jobs like doctors, engineers, IT etc. You should have tried harder at school you scumbag.

[dantheman6300]

Like if you urban dictonary'd angry dragon and got the best idea yet

[antzcutta]

yeah the other day i farted while driving:( was a bad experience!

[nic4real]

Come to Perth and drive for 1hour without wanting to kill someone... I'll even provide you with a car for that hour.

[McLaZmIRen]

i love the hand movements starting from 1:20 ahaha :)

[thehippietrain]

fuck you are a cute cunt ;)

[Arage1112]

"vrooom $20 petrol right there"

[TurtlesRunReallyFast]

Lol where did u learn to speak English? I can hardly understand u :/

[TurtlesRunReallyFast]

$20 joke stolen from Gabriel Iglesias :/

[11imfree]

hahahaha BANG 20 bucks gone! hahahaha

[DuckMagnetism]

I'm sorry to inform you but I do know that you did steal that joke about the $20 petrol impressing girls from Gabriel Iglesias.

[Prab2401]

like if you looked up angry dragon :)

[madznatz]

Worse drivers =Indian taxis in goerge st and azns all over over