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  • thumbs down for the autotune

  • is that fucking tim and eric LOL

  • hahah i love people who think this is serious. watch im still here his mockumentary and you might understand.

  • Johnny Cash!!? o.O

  • Honestly the fat kid with the top hat looks like a faggot.

  • OMGGGG it's obviosly NOT him!!!

  • he is such a fuckin loser lmao ohmahgad xD lolololololololol

  • b-pain is killing it!

  • oh yes it is Hes my sweatheart ...good acting pheonix

  • man your all dumbasses, you dont even know that "Im Still Here" is a mockumentary Phoenix just shows how retarded the media and stupid people really are, when i first heard of all this news i knew it was fake and now its confirmed

  • you suck

  • the worst rap ive ever heard of.

  • These guys are about as clever as a dead squirrel. Obviously fooled by Joaquin's playful acting. If I were them I would be scrambling to get this off Youtube.

  • At least just say it's a fake or a satire or whatever. then don't have to waste people's time. Oh that's right, no one gives a fuck about you unless you ride on other people's backs. Vermin!

  • rick roll'd

  • Your Fake!

  • where the hell is now?

  • He couldnt afford to get T-Pain in his vid, so he got B-Pain

  • Joaquin Pwned YOU!!!!! LOL!!

  • i just wonder, the preson who did this has some talent with creating things, and he spends time doing this? When I'm looking for something of importance that he mocks?, and it's not even funny, it's really stupid.,.. hey, if you wanna make a vid for my band, lemme know, no lie..... peace

  • theres some suckers in this world! hahaha!

  • I bet these two dumbasses feel silly now..

  • everyone who clicked the like button is gay for the faggot in the pink shirt Just sayin...

  • this is not joaquin pheonix.

  • @TheAlexis4444 Wrongo

  • First of all, this is a spoof of Joaquin. Secondly, it's been pretty much established that this whole thing was a social experiment/mockumentary/epic performance orchestrated by Phoenix and Casey Affleck. Get a clue, people.

  • Fake.

  • Osama bin Phoenix.

  • The guy posing on the mic as Joaquin should have his fuckin' beard ripped out.

  • shit is hot!

  • lol that's not him, guys.....different beard, lips, nose, etc....but anyways....not cool to make fun of him like this.

  • gaaaaaaaaaad dammit this sucks.

  • yeah...you suck as well in sure

  • @theMFBH 

  • is he for real??? c'mon..

  • ewww...LAME

  • such an epic failure attempt to a parody

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  • This is a spoof.

    Screw you, Joaquin is awesome!!

    Your just jealous and hateful with this shit.

  • no PUMPKIN its fake as hell! lol... why would a super star with so much success put himself through so much embarrassment? Unhappiness?

  • thats not the real joaquin "rappin" this IS a hoax

  • Holy crap I hope this is a hoax, because it BLOWS!

  • PS. This is the worst rap song I've ever heard. god damn. you guys really fucking suck.

  • I didn't even know this guy was an actor until today. I've never heard of him or seen him in any movie or tv show. And he appears to be nothing more than a joke. The truth is that it doesn't matter whether this is fake or real. Because it just over all sucks. It's garbage, and he's way off beat. It wasn't good, funny, or anything at all. All he's doing is making himself look like a non talented idiot.

  • @NakedAznCravinBacon ...you've never seen the movie The Gladiator? Or the movie Signs? Walk the Line? We own the night?

    Wow. You must have terrible taste in films. Granted, Signs and The Village suck ass. But He's actually a great actor, not a character like most actors actually are, he really performs and becomes different people. He's one of the few real actors in hollywood who isn't paid to be familiar.

    So you've never heard of him because you don't know shit about film. simple.

  • you forgot to add "retarded parody" in your description. if you have to lie to get people to watch your videos. that should tell you something.

  • gay

    

  • i don't think this is actually joaquin

  • @cnut4563a

    Really Captain Obvious? What was your first clue? Was it that it's not Joaquin? Or that it's not Joaquin? Please highlight some of the more interesting points of your brilliant deductive reasoning for the rest of us dullards.

  • @ruxblue

    It doesn't look like him and I think he's wearing a fake beard.

  • Thumbs up for a great parody!

  • DABA U TEE EFF?...

  • fag

  • he are crazy ?

  • Fake

  • @EvilsOpposite You and cnut4563a pull bong hits together don't you?

  • Man Joaquin has really gone off the rails, what a physco and whats with his fat friend in the pink shirt, pink is as gay as aids!

  • @dukeznay

    you're a big fat pink dildo

  • @decemberstorms oops soz i didnt mean to offend you gays but its true gay and aids go togetha like cookies and milk

  • Check this video 'CHRISTIAN BALE VS JOAQUIN PHOENIX AT IFC AWARDS', its two 'ACTORS' pretending to be Christian Bale and Joaquin Phoenix . Oh and like this video its a piss take not real!!! PMSL U muppetts who think this video is real, Jesus Christ and u twats actually get a political vote!!

  • Who doesnt believe that this is him because you couldn't be any more wrong lol. That is Joaquin all over. :)

  • j.Q......you need to chill seriously !! and if you cant do'it for you self ,do'it for your reputation & your brother (R.i.P River Phoenix) after all still not suer if it's him!!!

  • PEOPLE THINK THIS IS ACTUALLY JOAQUIN??!?!??! i'm dying omgggg

  • wtf is wrong with yah

  • wow joaquin has really sold out, are those really his glasses?

  • @tmontefiore yes, that's him. his beard may look weird but it's bc he dyed it

  • fake and gay

  • bitches be hatin'

  • That's not even him....idiots!

  • @kelilynn84 Yeah, you're absolutely right. I mean c'mon, the guy has a beard. We're all idiots. Thank you for the benevolent correction, almighty architect.

  • this is the worst attempt at a rap parody ive ever seen ..its like you didnt even try

  • Hey... is that The Humpty Dance I'm hearing?

  • Wtf is going on!!!

    "He recorded the soundtrack album Walk the Line and won a Grammy Award at the 49th Annual Grammy Awards for his work on the soundtrack"

    I need cocaine, to begin rappin. And miss the shame.

    BTW, sorry but my english is like a phoenix rap.

  • what a song

  • you guys suck

  • well sorry slick1ru2 but some of us have lives

  • You're miserable faggots

    shit creators

  • sure, T-Pain is white

  • crap!

  • Someone has to make this guy pee in a cup before he ends up like Heath. Man, and he was my hero for feeling up Eva in heat of the night. Man, I bet she has been freaked out about having him all over her ever since this came out.

  • We Own the Night. My favorite was him as crazy ass Commodus in Gladiator.

  • My favourite would be Joaquin Phoenix as Johnny Cash, it's a great movie (Walk The Line)

  • same. his perfomance in gladiator as awesome.. in walk the line too.. what a loss!!

  • don't forget how his brother died

  • Well, yeah, but most on here weren't even born when that happened Heath's death is something the kiddies on here know.

  • @slick1ru2 he'll end up face down outside of a nightclub just like his brother

  • @mcmilbc Or face down in the club, if he keeps jumping on top of people like he did in this video.

  • this is for sure better than phoenix

  • wow....u guys suck. terrible terrible terrible

  • weird al competition

  • wow u guys are faggot u should rap u suck

  • Whose the fat kid with the top hat? Looks like a fucking faggot.

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  • haha that isnt him haha

  • WACK....

  • :D joaquin is kidding with the whole world n1

  • this has to be comedy

  • you guys are idiots.

    its not him.

    jesus christ

  • I like the beat

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  • yea but back then he was the only solo white rapper people could listen to.

  • failblog please

  • haha what is this?

  • Not so good as Kevin Federline, but he is PRETTY TALENTED!

  • This isn't really rhat funny, it's actually kind of lame. He makes Vanillla Ice look great. Really embarrassing.

  • Wow....this video sucks....not even a little funny...its just like 2 hyper man-kids making a really crappy music video...guy with the red glasses is creepy in a not good creepy kind of way

  • u faggots keep dissin Joaquin, I'm gonna kick ur ass.

  • wooow internet tough guy

  • loooolll the video is funny.. haha i cant belive theres people here who think its really joaquin phoenix in the clip LOL XD

  • Ha hilarious !!!!!!

    People get a grip.

    This is not ment to be a hit.

    He finaly woke up to reality.

    You guys obviously haven't.

    5/5 "Try being in the spotlight for 10% of what he has. It will take away any grip on reality you have"

  • this dude is lame... he shoulda never quit acting... anyone that supposts this fag should prolly snort fire ajax..

  • yea i agree, this is pretty fucking fail

  • regardless of who this is, it's not funny at all. Just plain bad.

  • Why has Joaquin wearing Humpty Hump's nose?

  • it's obviously Joaquin Phoenix! It even has a Johnny Cash feel. David Letterman produced this dope vid e i - Oh!!!

  • this isnt J.Phoenix people, open ur eyes.

  • WOW, that was relay quite very bad

  • This video should be removed immediately fuckin wackness, not funny at all.

  • Hrm.

  • Do...do some of the people commenting actually think this is real? Fucking hell some people are stupid...

  • I tried to listen to this with an open mind.. I honestly thought if i tried maybe..but this is absolute shit..not even rap done artsy like i thought it might be, It sounds like he's rapping a carpet commercial.." for the best deals in the yeah the the tri state area...etc" I Think his brother River could probably out rap him but his bloated drugged out corpse would probably smell as bad as Joaquin' rap

  • Is this really Joaquin?

  • ofc not

  • This sucks

  • Well at least the obtrusive background music drowns out the mumbled vocals. Too bad there isn't something to blot out that fat homo with the top hat on...

  • NOT FUNNY.

  • Whatever.

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