God says not to use a condom, so I won't! Take some advise from God (not me), a child can actually be the greatest gift you can receive, no matter what age!
@NeoCorinthian ...There's too many people on the planet... use a condom if you can't keep it in your trousers! ...GOD MADE CONDOMS TOO! (Just after man made God I guess??)
The old contraceptive device from the WW2 days was to simply hand out matchboxes to the young girls! ...(They were told to hold the box between their knees & keep it there!)
God says not to use a condom, so I won't! Take some advise from God (not me), a child can actually be the greatest gift you can receive, no matter what age!
NeoCorinthian 9 months ago
@NeoCorinthian ...There's too many people on the planet... use a condom if you can't keep it in your trousers! ...GOD MADE CONDOMS TOO! (Just after man made God I guess??)
offplanetfilms 9 months ago 3
lol gross
chermatic 1 year ago
umm..yawns
MsHorrorzone 1 year ago
@MsHorrorzone ummm.... burp...
offplanetfilms 1 year ago
hahahaha XD great message!
jcmegabyte 2 years ago
Happy Chinese New Year my Valentine Tiger!
Who needs condom, there is a baby bonus to collect!
The school kindies are now packed to the brim and the parents have their LCD TV's!
leokimvideo 2 years ago
I forgot about the Chinese New Year! ... ...Perhaps next year Granny can get all gussied up for it!
offplanetfilms 2 years ago
forget condoms, I am going to go and dismember archie so he cant control me anymore.
kids---nothing but screaming shit machines..
this is good advice
theprodigy01uk 2 years ago 4
I can't argue with that!
offplanetfilms 2 years ago
@offplanetfilms gross dude
MsHorrorzone 1 year ago
The old contraceptive device from the WW2 days was to simply hand out matchboxes to the young girls! ...(They were told to hold the box between their knees & keep it there!)
offplanetfilms 2 years ago
I think a great percentage of the population came into this world by "mistake"!
offplanetfilms 2 years ago
ROFL!
C00ki3M0nsst3r 2 years ago
I shudder when I think of the close calls I've had in the past. Wrap that rascal !!!
InfiniteMushroom 2 years ago
You definitely need more than barrier cream for a trouble-free date these days!
offplanetfilms 2 years ago
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is this trying to be funny? im unsubbing. content just gets shitter and shitter.
mattbiker419 2 years ago
lol
jaimey001 2 years ago
Whoops... someone broke a condom with you?
offplanetfilms 2 years ago
Can't take a bit of wisdom?
billflowers 2 years ago
Wisdom tastes like sour mustard to some people, ...whereas stupidity initially tastes very sweet, followed by the sharp aftertaste of ass!
offplanetfilms 2 years ago
AAAHAHAHAHAHA
DGDNtertainment 2 years ago 2
So what do you do? Surround your bed with them, or put it over the ceiling light? I'm confused
OhMyStuff 2 years ago 2
They go over your WALLET !!!
offplanetfilms 2 years ago
You're a wise man!
billflowers 2 years ago
Hahahaha!
Mooz
moomay11649 2 years ago 2
LMAO, Hey wait a minute, I was BORN on valentines day!
jhbossman 2 years ago
@jhbossman Born or conceived? :)
warvaldance 2 years ago
I that case, Happy Birthday!!! (The rubber advice still applies though)
offplanetfilms 2 years ago
first YEW
dougisbest1 2 years ago