A Taste Test of Tofu Turkey...WTF?!

[RICTONDENRIS]

an elephants nutsack hhahahahahahhahhahah

[sukqc]

The food you eat does not make me puke but your face haha

[aboddwardak]

i had the sandwich meat kind, and it was the worst thing i ever tried

[Pug40]

there is no way i'm gonna subscribe with all that cussing

[nerdymom2]

@Pug40 why is evreyone talking about cussing? this is the FIRST youtube video comment that i've seen that talks about the cussing

[Pug40]

@nerdymom2 It would be a very funny awesome and creative and informative video but the cussing is excessive, and as a Christian I would rather not watch videos that disturb my peace. Im not saying this to judge anyone but only state my personal view.

[TheDman216]

ROFL thanks john..i needed that man

[champion1187]

Too much cursing. Man how old are u?

[Efosa13]

Why be a Vegetarian or vegan anyways? Humans were made to eat meat and certain vegatation, but no, u got all sort of ppl trippin about eating animals and stuff... well they eat each other already, may as well. Limited to Veggies, Fruit, beans, nuts, and some dairy. Grains are actually rather bad for human beings, our ancestors didn't eat it so we haven't evolved enough to process it thoroughly, and only some people can process dairy as sen by the number of lactose and tolerant ppl. Eat a Steak

[Kragdude]

@Efosa13 I think veggies that still eat fish are just bs'ing. Also i imagine its less painfull being slaughterd instantly than being slowly torn arouprt by a lion or someshit. :D

[nerdymom2]

@Efosa13 naw nigga eat some tofu u meat eating bitch ass nigga.........animal hater.

the thing is we dont HAVE to have meat. their for we CAN limit animal suffering. all of you meat heads arugiments are the same.......( OHHH ANIMALS DO IT SO WHY CANT WE?) if u wanna eat meat you should have to catch it your self and kill it and watch it die. go try and run and catch it with your (claws) and letss ee you eat it raw. like animals do. hey since you eat meat do u wanna eat my nuts? =)

[keefeboy]

@nerdymom2 if you dont eat meat, you'll grow a pussy! didn't you watch south park, the one episode where stan grows mini vaginas? 100% ACCURATE!!

[nerdymom2]

@keefeboy i think all that cholostrial from meat is getting to your head and stopping up your brain. lowering your IQ.

have a good day!

meat is murder!

[gabe228]

When you decide to be a pussy ass vegan, your thanksgiving will always suck. Damn, lost some respect for yo knowing you a vegan

[paraplegicgiraffe]

@gabe228 he's not vegan, he's vegetarian. 

[nerdymom2]

@gabe228 vegans are better then you meat heads. atleast were not supporting people to killl our food

[gabe228]

@nerdymom2 oh i am sorry, you're right... let me build a time machine to couple of millions years back and tell our ancestors how unethical it is to eat meat

[JayMann620]

I loved the shit out of this video of SkyyJohn2 and that is why I subscribed. Now, all that goes on this channel is sexual stuff that I don't care about, (Given, I am a VERY sexual person) why don't you post more stuff like this?

[juan123466]

Ha ha, this video is hilarious. "That's a fu*king couple right there"

[GourmandFoodie]

It looks fine to me, it looks like those little cylinder shaped "Chicken Kievs" whatever they're called. Breaded chicken, with a stuffing inside...overly processed. & there you have it. I wonder what the sodium amount is on it? Anyone know? I didn't think tofu "meats" could taste all that good. I just prefer tofu. Now the Daiya cheese, has a sponge like texture, I think that stuff is best "heated" but than it weirds you out cuz it's like the most horrible sh*t you could place in your Veg body

[poodlestyle33]

I feel sick for liking tofurkey now. XD I think I've tried that macaroni there, but didn't like it. But made with a sauce made from nutritional yeast it's delicious. :D

[PinkGuitarWoman]

Hahahaha I'm vegan and I found this hilarious...never had a tofurky don't think I'll even bother now LOL

[MixtapeWeekly]

this is the funniest and strangest unboxing ever!!

[AstaLePasta]

Eating trip tip whilst eating this

[hmoorencs15]

That corn bread looks good...

[mattrock1988]

veganpsycho.ytmnd.com

[LollyMaui]

OMG. This is going to be my first vegetarian Thanksgiving and I am laughing so hard I'm crying! Sh*t, I was gonna order of the those! Now I think NOT! LOLOL

[NgJackal1990]

Stay away from your danger zone!

[g2thaz]

lol that is all...

[MsAsianNinja]

So..was it bad or just unusual?

[nsanahtee]

have you ever ate meat

[SuperDickslap]

@nsanahtee He said it don't taste like turkey... so obviously he has

[TonyZXT]

I'll never get the whole west coast mamby pamby vegan, vegetarian crap. Oh well I'm off to eat some fuckin' ribs biotch!

[nerdymom2]

@TonyZXT since u dis respected us i will disrespect you. good luck with the high blood preasuree!

[brutsi]

Why not just eat some beef like a man instead of that sissywuzzfood substitute.

[lost4468yt]

@brutsi Being a Vegetarian is more healthy.

[tanolia]

omg i laughed so hard

[ANT5003]

"toe fur keh!"

[sir1junior]

Vegetarian Fail! fufufu

[mari9333]

you are not vegan!!! are you turning vegan or something?

[uchiharyuuka34]

its funny cuz when he tries the tofurkey he looks like hes gunna cry. I feel bad he ate it.

[GNARNIANS]

i think its made out of tofu or some shit! haha

[jorgev651]

gotta love his face



[LelouchCommandsYou]

if i could resist meat i would be a vegitarian but due to the fact that it has been supplying me with what keeps me active and strong alongside vegetables i cant resist. but i still want to try tofu turkey/tofurkey.

[TheLycanjake1]

@LelouchCommandsYou erm... dude if you research the right foods you can keep strong and active on even a vegan diet, when i herd that the first time even i was in shock lol but its true oddly enough

[LelouchCommandsYou]

@TheLycanjake1 i tried for a week but i noticed i was less energetic than on a half vegetable and half meat diet.

[TheLycanjake1]

@LelouchCommandsYou it could be due to your body not being used to it, i suggest trying for a month, but its your choice

[ttobinupinit]

My parents are Vegetarian (since I was in High School in the 90's) and we've been eating that for about 10 years on Thanksgiving, and if you think that one sucks, there's worse fake turkey out there, man... trust me. But one after-effect of ToFurkey (which I need conformation on from you and/or the audience, Skyy) it makes your pee smell funny, doesn't it? Don't ask me how... I still can't figure it out.

[thadoctrine]

the soy in that stuff will cool a man's libido faster than a maserati on a open track

[davidkurushin]

@thadoctrine read some research maybe jissn . com /content / 4 / 1 / 4

[andyv123]

oh dear, I feel for you brother!

[doof69er]

Only in the States lol

[ChieftainSean]

I laughed really hard when you first opened it up xD

[KittenGoneBad]

My GF is vegetarian, had the Tofurky for thanksgiving. Pretty good meal.

[lonelyemochick1]

.....dude, I was laughing like, 10 seconds into the vid! I went 2 da stor yesterdae and I saw tofurkey, but I ignored it and got these things called "smart tenders"....thank god I did...

[lundpyara]

Look yourself...eating tofu when japans suffering...bastard



[RazorStormInc]

@lundpyara Dude, this was filmed in 2009 - 2 Years ago

[lundpyara]

@RazorStormInc ok lol fail XD.....but he's still a bastard...

[RazorStormInc]

@lundpyara ...

[aznmaven]

looks like the most miserable meal ever - skyy you need some epic meal time

[notrickroll]

looks like haggis

[theshaggyshow]

vegetarians have a lack of B vitamins... causing their brains to shrink...

[ichelleray]

i was dying when you were eating the mac and cheese. i knew it'd be horrible and your facial expression said it all. lmfaoooo.

[goyneser1]

I was laughing before he took the 1st bite.

[jgkeys1995]

LOL what the hell would u get from mcdonalds XD!!!

[FlipUpCoconutKing]

I did not know you were Vegetarian... Good lifestyle however :P

[Tyraxio]

0:55 - 1:00 - Very awkward moment xD

[2guys1diet]

LOL Tofu or some sh*t, how long you been vegi bro and how come you started?

[Queenbee013]

only cud be a Bahamian with da foil.. lmfao

[dodge69874]

LMAO! "Think Mcdonald's open?"

[Soesii]

Hahaha I cried laughing xD

[blacklily624]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

[ShotAnimalAbusers]

Yeah right dude! that shit is sooo fuckin good! Even the non-vegans in my family love this! It tastes just like the dark meat on turkey but more tender! Sure it looks fuckin wierd but its sooo fuckin good plus it wont clog your fuckin arteries!

[911HerbalinfoGoneRaw]

LOL Funny video. I've never had tofurkey and I'm vegetarian. I honestly can say there are a lot of vegan products out there that taste awful. However, there are some really good one's out there and certainly it is better making your own tofurkey. But good video! I give you props man :-).

[temetnosce06]

ROTFL just go ahead and cry, I know that tasted awful!

[BrianFalconsFan29]

Fuck i would be hitting up mcdonalds 10 peice mcnugget meal than eat this shit thing looks like a damn horses nuts

[nerdymom2]

@BrianFalconsFan29 well you shoulden't eat dead animal dude............have you ever even watched the video called earthlings?

[NZLDevil]

@nerdymom2 you may not eat meat, but i eat more meat than 5 people combined. your efforts are worthless.

[HimuraJing]

Skyy being a vegan is like a nigga without his KFC ... impossible XD.. jk props to you with the vegan man

[ca280491]

well you decided to go vegan so it's your fault if you wanted to eat shitty food :)

[nerdymom2]

@ca280491 why are their so much hate against vegetarians/vegans here? u fucking retards lmfao first off vegan and vegetarian is different. lmfao worthless meat eaters dont know that becuz all of the colostrial is going to their brains lowering their IQ.

[WeightedDownNoMore]

At least you can laugh about it, lmao :P!! I couldn't help but feel good watching your damn video you're so happy, good job ;)

[TheBlaurenson]

insult to thanks giving that would make me cry if i ever got serve that

[shesobreezy]

wit a fucked up name like tofurkey im not touchin it

[TehBlackGamer]

Man you look so distraught over how that food tastes.

[usamimiproductions]

wtf, is that thing. i am veggie and all...but i want my tofu to look like tofu. i love the expression you had eattin the tofurkey.

[rminb010204]

Did I just watch an unboxing of bean paste? Hahah!

[PuertoRicoLKC]

that mac and chesse is my favorite!

[kimmygalea]

how long have you been vegan??

[kitexps]

it looks like an elefants nutsack or some shit :P LMAO!!!

[932892834631]

Im a vegetarian and i nearly wreched when he put that shit in his mouth. I think i would eat meat before that nasty processed shite.

[patrick10001]

Damn. That box wasn't vegan at all lol.

[mcjj1234]

Five stars

[dcyfd]

hahaha it looked like he was about to start crying when he ate the "tofurky" :p

[HyosukeMagumo]

LOL uhm. nothing beats the real thing. (; but hey if you're that dedicated, more power to you

[nerdymom2]

@HyosukeMagumo nothing beats eating dead cut up bloody animal flesh? you fucking retard. i pitty u nasty fuckers.

[PSNBloodraid]

0:52 - Immense

[DARKnobodytyus]

the look on your face ..........priceless

[ashieboy1995]

hahahahaha. damn funny man. niice :)

[LovelyxMoments]

OMG, i was laughing with you man, sorry you had to go through that, but thanks for giving me a head's up about Tofurkey and Vegan Mac and Cheese

[nypaul728]

r u a real vegetariaN? wat would u get a mcdonalds

[JTMFashionista]

You're sooo funny :P

[strikes17]

y are you vegetarian in the first okace just curious

[amsl1999]

this guy makes me laugh so hard ;)

[TheMeatloaflover]

quit being a vegetarian and eat the real thing

[nerdymom2]

@TheMeatloaflover quit being a meat eating fuck and eat some veggies.

[AIRxBOURNExPRO]

why arnt you with your family?

[Gaidendark]

Wauw man u by far have the best show on youtube.

[devilmaggot44]

it almost looks like you wanna cry after you eat the two items lol

[BosanacAlen1]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

thats funny man i still got tears in my eyes.......hahaha

[neurallydegenerated]

Haha. You look so sad after you tasted that Tofurky.

[Dessyman18]

lol "you cant fuck up mac & cheese"

yes, yes you can

[SrgntHugoStiglitz]

Your face was priceless! LMAO

[larrylie88]

That was funny as hell.

[dantheman1507]

go for meat dude

[4turrold5]

If it was an elephants nutsack, then at least it would be made of meat and it would be good.

[naijalexusgirl]

LOL....Hahahahahahaha!

[SocaTrain]

lmao im literally in tears watchin this vid. gotta favorite it!

[lilbrea11]

LMAOO... @ "this thanksgiving sucks" ahah

[kalnitez]

lol since ur vegen , how do u eat the pussy haha ?

[chocolateluver117]

Of course u can fuck up mac and cheese!!!! If it's vegan that means no milk so it's not creemy and no cheese so it's not mac and CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

[Calos501]

Best part is when you say...

"Looks like a elephants nutsack!"

HAhaha

[Rohan233]

lol its funny when u laugh wen u taste somethin, you would usually be like pissed if u taste somesht like that lol

[GradieGreen]

Your facial expression after tasting it is HILARIOUS. lmmfao.

[kurva]

ahahahahahah

[ohhmygosh23]

LMFAO elephants NUTSACK!!!! omg i died. lol

[Rohan233]

lol, u veg and u know wat Turkey tastes like, Skyy John ur a legend, XD

[HighTimes23554]

MorningStar products are the best they look and taste like the originals.

1:28-1:43 lmao!!!

[phunnybunny8]

don't eat packaged veggie food!! MAKE UR OWN. trust me...i can make tofu taste like oven fried chicken, and that's what i eat on thanksgiving. :)

[aliyabarter]

lolll! i laughed so much when you gave the silent respond!!! lol! your face!! i know the vegan food is not the best tasty food on the menu.... :)

[nurse784]

I'm a vegan, and yes the tofu turkey is not the greatest example of vegan food.. You should really try vegan lasagna.

[EMBOOM1111]

LOL!!! :) yo skyyjohn I think I kno where u work hopefuly I see u this week...

[Craigsterrrr]

LOOL thanksgivin suckss :P

[Spacemancer]

His laugh is contagious

[superlou1s]

vegan food can suck my carnivorous nutsack

[nomyek200]

carnivorous nutsack? What the fuck happened to you?

[superlou1s]

extreme surgery.

[nomyek200]

Ouch

[nerdymom2]

@superlou1s im for real whats with all the meat eaters putting down vegetarians here? lmfo retartded animal murderers.

[JCTMuzik]

hey skyy this video is one of my favorties :) lmaoo i watched it like 10 times today lol i have a question hopefully you can get back at me were you always a vegetarian because it seems you know what a turkey taste like because you said it doesnt taste like the real thing lol. :)

[Masterglitcher567]

1:06 "oh fuck" :P

[mimique1111]

skyy, can you tell us sometime why you're vegetarian? just curious. thanks!

[Itoshiiyoma]

LMAO! Elephants? nutsack? idk wouldnt it be bigger? LOL and is that cornbread you were eatings? -wantz-

[suttsd]

Hahaha his reaction when he saw that shit was gold LOL " this ain't look like no god damn turkey to me" LOL

[Diemotherfucker13]

try quorn foods they taste MUCH better :D

[clazzofoeight]

This video is still just as funny to me as it was the first day I watched it!!! Are yu still a vegetarian?

[BorrahAlive]

Tofurky? That's the funniest thing I've heard all week!!!

[theMilkz]

the thing is, right, why eat soy substitutes? to make yourself think you're eating meat? it doesn't taste anything like real meat, you have to agree. only the texture may be the same, but really, why eat substitute meats when you say you are vegetarian anyway? it's like, you got sick of meat, but you still want something 'like' it.

[theMilkz]

disrespectful*

you don't sound respectful to me.

and most substitute meats are horrible. if i were vegetarian, i'd most probably just stick to veges and fruits anyway. they give a better flavor as compared to artificial meats any day.

[garnett5wutang]

i luvs to feast on something else`s flesh muahaha

[xxignxx1]

interesting. apperenty he knwos what an elephant nut sack feels like.

[huiop311]

ARE THE vegetarianS good in bed ?

[1957stan]

Pretty funny... Life is too short to eat that crap!!

[baba1993]

I can't imagine me being a vegetarian.

[nerdymom2]

@baba1993 u cant imagine stopping eating dead animal flesh? i pitty you son.

[baba1993]

@nerdymom2 I pity you for not eating it. It's delicious.

[mlking213]

SORRY I EAT MEAT.

so ill never have to go through this.

but props for being vegetarian/vegan

[Acerzeon]

Wait...... How'd you know HOW real TURKEY TASTE LIKE, if you are a VEGETARIAN?

[mlking213]

@Acerzeon

he probably wasn't one all his life

[GMANonLIVEdotTV]

u better switch back to carnivore my dude lol

[TheBeachgirl1966]

lmfao. i love this guy.

[badboyflavour]

dude how can u be vegetarian .. u eat pussies so you can aswell eat tasty animals ..

another amazing world is gonna open itself for u other than tofurky ^^

[mikinchikin]

yeah but he dont cut up the women he eats. or maby he does.

[greyskirt]

Lol I have been vegeterian since 6 years and damn I´d never eat THAT creepy tofu turkey XD

[thatblackdamon]

man that was funny

[GerrardButler]

lmfao...just by looking at your face expressions i can tell u wanted to spit it out

[JayMann620]

Holy shit, this guy is funny as fuck! I didn't expect him to be so damn funny but my god. . . I've gotta sub to you man.

[thinkverypositive]

ur a funny guy, why the heck don't you just have turkey, rice and peas and macaroni cheese like regular people? Tofu is the most disgusting thing ever!!!!! I predicted that shit would be disgusting!

[tyuioable]

@thinkverypositive agreed

[xRipTide91]

LMAO do you hear how he's sawing a way at that shit?? It sounds like he's sawing fucking metal LMFAO it took like 7 strokes to cut through that rubber shit