did he not see the hint for if you drink beer it makes you resist damage?!?!? i screamed that at him!!! did you hear me toby?!? guess not =.= xD still love ya
THIRD TIMES A CHARM. OF DEATH. A DEADLY, MURDEROUS CHARM. THE THIRD TIME. HELL YEAH. AND THE FOURTH TIME APPARENTLY. AND... AND MAYBE NOT THE FIFTH. THE SIXTH TIME THOUGH. IS A CHARM. OF DEATH.
LOL!! anyone else laugh their ass off when he actually had to kill those worthless little egg things to get to the other side of that crack? i was like OMG this time he ACTUALLY HAS A REASON!
ugh that was wierd he was about to die and you could hear dukes heart beat but the video had to buffer and when it was i could still hear the heart beat
ATTENTION OTHER TOBY TURNER FANS I Tyler Boe am (finally) starting a fantasy football league and i have no name (well technically my name is Boone's Batallion but that's not the point) so if you respond with your idea i will look at it and the winner gets the thought that they might (but probably not) be awesomer than Toby good luck
@IloveNikiManaj and how would you know this do you stalk me do you have abosolutely no life that u find out every video i commented on im ignoring you dumb fuck
@mhattwick Apparently me and my "niece"(Asian family is weird lol) are not blood related and dating... plus she's 1 year younger than me.Its true love xD
@Mrsupermatt2172 lol you told me to relax. lol. besides, you can't mess with a troll, if they're dumb, it won't make an impact. and if they're not dumb, they won't be dumb enough to care xD
4.you didn't notice I skipped three.5 You're checking now
6. You're smiling
7.You are still reading my comment
9 You didn't realize I skipped eight
10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again.
11. You are enjoying this 12. You didnt realize there are only supposed to be ten facts. post this to one video and tomorrow will be the best day ever
@mhattwick I have witnessed a lot of trolling in my time. But you sir are by far the worst to have ever done so. If you are going to troll at least you sentences that make sense and spell your words correctly. So everyone here doesn't think you're absolutely retarded.
Watching this is like a therapy for me. I died so many times in this game, well not so many times as Toby but I was really bad. It's good to see I'm not the only one who sucks in it.
Okay, now it looks like I'm going to watch all of Toby's videos TWICE. One normally, and the other transcribed. Because apparently his grandma making blueberry-blackberry pie= he's doing Arab advertising with woodberry sisters. XDD
xxohschnappzjackiexx, world of war craft sucks balls all my bros agree!!
superstarwarsgeek100 1 month ago
haha 8:53 toby doesn't even realize the ship is falling
jackoneill45 1 month ago
fuck off stupid world of warcraft preview! no one cares about chuck norris!!
superstarwarsgeek100 2 months ago
@superstarwarsgeek100 yes we do
xxohschnappzjackiexx 1 month ago
related videos: strippin..................
toby do you need to tell us something
davedabom2204 2 months ago
I love how he gets worse as he continues playing. xD
TheMaliciousStorm 2 months ago
you died 6:32
bigdaddy111122 2 months ago
Can you get your grandma to bring me pie that she hates, cause my grandma doesnt make me shit!
ThePicko94 3 months ago
DAMMET. WUT THE HELLLLLLL. ______ PISSES ME OFF. DAMMET
Lateralus03 3 months ago
4:55 "Oh my God... TIE Fighters!"
Favourite quote from this episode. XD
jovantheun1337 4 months ago 2
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jovantheun1337 4 months ago
DONT YOU DARE,DONT YOU DARE *died* is there like a extra murder button
LOL
AnimeloversClub 5 months ago 5
this episode gave me vertigo
30072743 5 months ago
@mhattwick Suck my hairy balls you fucking cunthole.
blibble321 5 months ago
did he not see the hint for if you drink beer it makes you resist damage?!?!? i screamed that at him!!! did you hear me toby?!? guess not =.= xD still love ya
13StarCatcher 5 months ago
@13StarCatcher Tradeoff is that he won't be able to shoot very well since it blurs your vision. :-/
jovantheun1337 4 months ago
haha, suck my big big laser beam xD
TheMasterchief1997 5 months ago
girl in pink dress in t moble comericals is hottttttt
wormscaper 6 months ago
@wormscaper Learn to spell bitch.
XxnextgenconsolexX 5 months ago
Respond to this video... fag
XxnextgenconsolexX 5 months ago
@XxnextgenconsolexX Fucking cunt.
blibble321 5 months ago
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@XxnextgenconsolexX go eat out your moms pussy you brain dead fuck
scotish97 4 months ago
lol the ship was falling off without toby even realizing it he got out just in time.
Rodgerdodgerize 6 months ago
cool throwing frissbes gives you ego
CatWorldMail 6 months ago
"OHMAIGLASSES!"?
Was I the only one who thought it was "OHMAIGLaDOS!"? :x
WrittenintheSkies 6 months ago
what a bunch of balls.... on a balcony.....a big ball balcony barracks. That's way to many balls for a balcony.
XD
kcin0328 6 months ago
ha i love how he doseny cut stuff out makeing him look like a douche but hes normal :P
MyNIGHT666 6 months ago
THIRD TIMES A CHARM. OF DEATH. A DEADLY, MURDEROUS CHARM. THE THIRD TIME. HELL YEAH. AND THE FOURTH TIME APPARENTLY. AND... AND MAYBE NOT THE FIFTH. THE SIXTH TIME THOUGH. IS A CHARM. OF DEATH.
smeganuruu 6 months ago 6
LOL!! anyone else laugh their ass off when he actually had to kill those worthless little egg things to get to the other side of that crack? i was like OMG this time he ACTUALLY HAS A REASON!
lordsuji 6 months ago 80
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daltonian2 6 months ago
*gasp* OH MY GOD! is that a conveniently suspended jet pack in the sky??!
ianimalcutie 6 months ago 4
@JubeTheL33t guess people think thats a good idea
zombie4208 6 months ago
im going to grandma's house today
gonna eat some blueberry basberry pie
some pie with berry's there's berry's involved
berry berry pie...grandma thank you... thank you for the pie
XD
xXbmXx100 6 months ago 9
hang on baby jesus its gonna get bumpy
AIRCADETKIDLOGAN38A 6 months ago 4
erm... btw drinking beer makes you invincible...
planetNS 6 months ago
u mean "SWEET BABY JESUS!"
HockeyPro9100 7 months ago
At first glance i thought the black frisbee said Treyarch >.>
jcmaddox01 7 months ago
"suck my laser beam dude. suck my big big re- lazer razor blazer. my razorous laser." lol
PboyTVify 7 months ago
"Omg TIE Fighters" Haha I heard that too.
medusa1288sw 7 months ago
ugh that was wierd he was about to die and you could hear dukes heart beat but the video had to buffer and when it was i could still hear the heart beat
3DISEASE 7 months ago
Thank you for the pie Grandma
AlexanderH117 7 months ago
It feels good to be back Toby it feels good to be back :)
gladiatorgodclassic1 7 months ago
i sneeezed!!!! finaly :D
GeckoOfDeath7277 7 months ago
@mhattwick lol good one
Greenshirt02 7 months ago
ATTENTION OTHER TOBY TURNER FANS I Tyler Boe am (finally) starting a fantasy football league and i have no name (well technically my name is Boone's Batallion but that's not the point) so if you respond with your idea i will look at it and the winner gets the thought that they might (but probably not) be awesomer than Toby good luck
bylertoe1 7 months ago
@bylertoe1 stfu go spam shit on your own channel
OMFGYOURDRIVINGMEINS 7 months ago
@OMFGYOURDRIVINGMEINS you allways commet on every single of toby vids and on every single one your a a-hole so just stop ok? ok
IloveNikiManaj 7 months ago
@IloveNikiManaj and how would you know this do you stalk me do you have abosolutely no life that u find out every video i commented on im ignoring you dumb fuck
OMFGYOURDRIVINGMEINS 7 months ago
@OMFGYOURDRIVINGMEINS no i look at comments and on everysingle one your there
IloveNikiManaj 6 months ago
@IloveNikiManaj lok at terria im not ther haha! i got u der :)
OMFGYOURDRIVINGMEINS 6 months ago
@OMFGYOURDRIVINGMEINS i dont watch terria
IloveNikiManaj 6 months ago
@OMFGYOURDRIVINGMEINS Fucking twat. Obviously she looks at the comments.
blibble321 5 months ago
@blibble321 fucking faggot.
XxnextgenconsolexX 5 months ago
@XxnextgenconsolexX Was I asking you, you braindead troll motherfucker? Suck the shit out my ass, you cunt.
blibble321 5 months ago
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@IloveNikiManaj oh and by the way thats where i fucked your mom in her asshole
OMFGYOURDRIVINGMEINS 7 months ago
@bylertoe1 Lolwut?
Cosmicnoobboon 7 months ago
Like if you think he sould play bioshock!
ButterlessToast1025 7 months ago 157
@ButterlessToast1025 I'm betting he'll play Bioshock Infinite.
CylonDorado 5 months ago
@ButterlessToast1025 Bioshock2!!!! not 1
RememberTheVault101 4 months ago
@ButterlessToast1025 that would be really cool if he did play it
thepeoplepwner 3 months ago
Charlie the Unicorn ;D!
sairaxD 7 months ago
listen to 0:50 to 1:15 lol its dirty
ubercoolist 7 months ago
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KaseyHiler 7 months ago
Thumbs up for Toby playing Pokemon.
themostsuperjew 7 months ago
@mhattwick says the pussy that closed his account
MrAllSpark 7 months ago
Well done :D --- Sent From Tobuscus's AppRats (Facebook App)!
cillecc 7 months ago
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3:16
"AAAHHHH Freakin rock sssh aha fuck"
JohnElGingibre 7 months ago
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JohnElGingibre 7 months ago
I was eating cereal watching this vid and when he said dammit (like in the other vids) i started choking on cereal and milk
BoneSctter5380 7 months ago
You sound a little like Caboose from Red vs Blue in these vids.
TheDeathstr1ke 7 months ago
3:56 Every time he says "Booyah!" I wait for the "...Dropshop.
What do I got, what do I need?"
Psyberologist 7 months ago 2
The games looks shit..
mitch2600 7 months ago
@mitch2600 uggg I hit the thumbs down on accedent for your comment. I meant the thumbs up aww dang it, it won't let me switch God dangit >.<
ebrach121 7 months ago
@Ripafartstudios and his commentary is funny
AnnaLanay 7 months ago
@Ripafartstudios no..im not a gamer...i just watch thee videos b/c toby plays them..
AnnaLanay 7 months ago
ok...ive started watching this game late and im confused...what the objective of the game..to fight aliens?
AnnaLanay 7 months ago
i cant wait for the end, it'll be funny when he vs the final boss
mikerox117 7 months ago
if i replay the chapter and do all the ego items and i quit to main menu without completing the chapter will i lose the ego i earned??
kanedking 7 months ago
oh no! tye fighters!!
IdigUheaps 7 months ago
im doing insane mode now...its going to be hell -_-"
Ninjaheiro 7 months ago
Lazer beam? more like LAZY BEAM!
hjbarratt 7 months ago
@mhattwick Apparently me and my "niece"(Asian family is weird lol) are not blood related and dating... plus she's 1 year younger than me.Its true love xD
Crazygamer154 7 months ago
toby rage ftw
xSandwichmixto 7 months ago
@mhattwick Wow, must have taken you ages to come up with that come back because its original and all. I tink you need to tink more
TheRealChrisVogler 7 months ago
6:10 thats the fiercest i have heard toby speak yet
zerogirfan 7 months ago
@mhattwick Yeah? your still fat though and ur mom doesnt love u, go ahead ask her. i asked her...
UnwantedMarine 7 months ago
why does toby remind me of cuboose from red vs blue O.o
tonykeys88 7 months ago
@Mrsupermatt2172 lol you told me to relax. lol. besides, you can't mess with a troll, if they're dumb, it won't make an impact. and if they're not dumb, they won't be dumb enough to care xD
Wiffelswitch 7 months ago
@Wiffelswitch if i cant mess with them, maybe i can kill them
UnwantedMarine 7 months ago
Could you play it without the strange voices?
teddyinjapan 7 months ago
@teddyinjapan This strange voices you're talking about makes his videos fun and unique.
CREAMKID7777 7 months ago
At 6:11 didn't that second "don't you dare!" sound extra INTENSE?!!!
warriorr25 7 months ago
@warriorr25 For that little moment I was kinda scared of himO.o
aGaArAaDiCt 7 months ago
Make a shirt that says suck my lazerbeam?
MrDenisPC 7 months ago
After watching this video, you need a "What a bunch'a balls" Compilation!
tyetnic 7 months ago
GOD DANGIT
ButterPeanutSandwich 7 months ago
o 3o <3
KtulusWrath 7 months ago
DRINK BEER TOBY!!! DRINK THE BEER!!!!
katiiieluv 7 months ago 2
a button to shoot harder? ... Toby...
BU11FR0G 7 months ago
@mhattwick what an ego you have for someone so uneducated.
roy20050 7 months ago
"stop shooting bullets postmortem, ship" LOL xD
GCFR97 7 months ago
Chaaaarlie! :D
Zoltarski21 7 months ago
5:37 altitude? pick on someone your own altitude?
MegaKabloom 7 months ago
i just set up double monitors so now i can watch toby at the same time as p0rn
rubberband3456 7 months ago 2
You know you have a jet pack if you double jump?
Stormrager91 7 months ago
What?! Where's episode 59?! God dang it!!
bangNL94 7 months ago
IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY TO SEE ANOTHER STAR WARS NERD!!!!
omgzitsmilk 7 months ago
10 facts abut you:
1. You are reading this comment
2.You are realizing that is a stupid fact
4.you didn't notice I skipped three.5 You're checking now
6. You're smiling
7.You are still reading my comment
9 You didn't realize I skipped eight
10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again.
11. You are enjoying this 12. You didnt realize there are only supposed to be ten facts. post this to one video and tomorrow will be the best day ever
NOIZZthe 7 months ago 4
@NOIZZthe obviously you know nothing about me :L seen it before. the only way you could know ten facts about me is if you were a pedophile...
T4YLOR1995 7 months ago
LEAD YOUR TARGET TOBY!
KrysNolatari 7 months ago
Goddangit I need more Duke Videos!
Juutje2111 7 months ago
WHERE IS PART 27?!
7eventeenSkullz 7 months ago
"Voice been gone pisses me off. What the hell? Uh ah uh ah!" LMAO :D
Sutinennn 7 months ago
Im always crapping some food and drink sit back and then watch toby play >)
Kermapulla1 7 months ago 2
i'm going to laugh when he realizes its not a jetpack :)
parkerandrecreation 7 months ago
try pressing 2!!!!
nijelly12345 7 months ago
THIS IS FUNNIER THEN YOUR LAZY VLOGGS who'da thunk it lol
BabyBluMustang66 7 months ago
lalalalalalalalala
SUBSCRIBE!
agent47FX 7 months ago
Why am I always eating everytime I watch one of your videos? -__-
MissBasementShine 7 months ago 2
TOBY PRESS 6 WHILE PLAYING TO DRINK BEER IT MAKES YOU RESISTANT TO DAMAGE!
eyeWABO 7 months ago 13
I love Toby but if we were playing games together... I'd never let him on the turret
mattcoulter213 7 months ago
@mhattwick Yes I am Asian actually. So prease speaka engrish. Prease.
WooT885 7 months ago
@KristijanTV- u mad bro? ;D
FUTARAMA 7 months ago
@TobyGames: /watch?v=Vg2_D4XZaFQ&NR=1
this is good for toby
MultiCavalera 7 months ago
I told my sis i hated TobyGames and closed the page.
I LIED. I minimalized the page.
omgownd6 7 months ago
Toby is SO pissed at 6:12 lol
Chalenfilms 7 months ago
wow --- Sent From Tobuscus's AppRats (Facebook App)!
beto55s 7 months ago
ahahahah "i hope you bob i got my dad" xD
mrdude334 7 months ago
how duke brokes his glasses by starting to fall?
koikuix 7 months ago
Ahh I love getting my daily dose of Toby :3 --- Sent From Tobuscus's AppRats (Facebook App)!
AyanaBananaa 7 months ago 123
@AyanaBananaa SPONSER!
1000drman 7 months ago
@AyanaBananaa side effects may include uncontrollable laughter and trouble breathing, should not be used with the elderly or small children
therniman 7 months ago
AWWW ROCK! ( then start it all over again).
dantedabb 7 months ago
20 bucks says the next video is gonna be called JET PACK
Matt82795 7 months ago
I just got this vid in my sub box
puppyrootbeer 7 months ago
Tie Fighters'
LTwallawalla 7 months ago
I love this game I played it all day yesterday and got all the achievements because I just could not get off the game.
projectspawn 7 months ago
why is this video on top of my sub box again? few hours ago, it's in the bottom list.
Are you bumping videos Toby? Not cool man...
HLM190586 7 months ago
space ships? DUKE! Nuke em'!
chillzat420 7 months ago
did you record this with a camera?
rubberband3456 7 months ago
@rubberband3456 no he used a game recorder like FRAPS or something similar
09moorehen 7 months ago
@09moorehen oh okay thanks cause i was unsure
rubberband3456 7 months ago
@rubberband3456 no probs
09moorehen 7 months ago
@mhattwick no im white caucasion male from irelnad
tjh345 7 months ago
Third times the charm, OF DEATH!
DylantheDawgable 7 months ago
ACTUALLY, you got two in that first wave. you must give yourself adequate credit!
TheEpiphoneguitar 7 months ago
these videos are way too short :(
DeTovergieter 7 months ago
@mhattwick what a dick
oatmealflake 7 months ago
what software do u use, an i phone? LOL --- Sent From Tobuscus's AppRats (Facebook App)!
shadowoof 7 months ago
Love it when toby say gurl!!! lol --- Sent From Tobuscus's AppRats (Facebook App)!
WILDGAL99 7 months ago
lol every morning i wake up and watch toby games to start my day off XD
wolfj171 7 months ago
Thumbs up if you want toby to upload 2 video per game per day.
amyourdad 7 months ago
@mhattwick I have witnessed a lot of trolling in my time. But you sir are by far the worst to have ever done so. If you are going to troll at least you sentences that make sense and spell your words correctly. So everyone here doesn't think you're absolutely retarded.
triplemz1989 7 months ago
good thing he activated 'god mode' haha
332211CR 7 months ago
/watch?v=hYaVGqiggDw
Toby's theme song in minecraft + solo
jibbedude123 7 months ago
@mhattwick Wow. You're great. Haha, it's surprising how much work someone puts into insulting people on Youtube. Have a fun life ;P
mbhatesdb 7 months ago
"I'm our of bullets! That is buuuullll-it."
MyPhoneGoezBeep 7 months ago
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Girls, suck my big razor blazor
HardstyleMatt 7 months ago
foxtrot! uniform! charlie! kilo!
CrimsonRaven47 7 months ago
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CrimsonRaven47 7 months ago
Toby, you do know there is an achievement if you keep the Duke Pistol through the WHOLE game
CyberMcRock 7 months ago
@mhattwick that makes no sense ..
shortrocker13 7 months ago
Suck my Lazer Beam Dude
awsometastic83 7 months ago
@mhattwick HAHAHA I doubt it kiddo. You sound like you're 5. enuf? Your grammar skills made my day.
DrRebelFilms 7 months ago
Watching this is like a therapy for me. I died so many times in this game, well not so many times as Toby but I was really bad. It's good to see I'm not the only one who sucks in it.
balint23h 7 months ago
puneeting arab advertising = CC
Nick0the1 7 months ago
Okay, now it looks like I'm going to watch all of Toby's videos TWICE. One normally, and the other transcribed. Because apparently his grandma making blueberry-blackberry pie= he's doing Arab advertising with woodberry sisters. XDD
skadiyoko 7 months ago
thumbs up if your the ... FUCK OFF
OfficialMine 7 months ago
lol i figured it out penis (Transcribe audio)
Michaelaalst 7 months ago
Viewer 798? What dark magic is this?
Dragonfly77films 7 months ago
Why doesn't the CC button not work on my computer?
Blode4 7 months ago
The Frisbee is part of an achievement. To get the achievement you need to throw all the Frisbees in the game.
iLegoPerson 7 months ago
have 4:08-4:20 transcribed.
Ipostcomments1337 7 months ago
Just watch the transcribe audio thing the whole way through and lololololol so hard
Ipostcomments1337 7 months ago
yay no ad! thumbs up!
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