Swearing german - Lesson 1

[Gallantt90]

@cam16631

Gehen sterben in einem Loch

[StevenDrakmage]

and is it correct if I say "Deutsch ist verdammt hart"? ("It is damn hard to learn German")

[StevenDrakmage]

How to say "retarded kid..." ? :)

[cam16631]

how do you say go die in a hole in German??

[LagEndaryLetsPlays]

@cam16631 well that exact saying doesn't exist in German.. but u can say "geh sterben" which would be just "go die".... kinda frequently used

[AblonPahdellaJaherst]

how do you say "suck my dick" or " blow me"???

[LagEndaryLetsPlays]

@AblonPahdellaJaherst suck my dick would be "lutsch meinen schwanz" :)

[AblonPahdellaJaherst]

@LagEndaryLetsPlays 4real? my German friend told me it was somin like "vlash mer hinen" or flash mir or something around that. tanks

[LagEndaryLetsPlays]

@AblonPahdellaJaherst well "blas mir einen" is like "hey, gimme a blowjob" and "lutsch meinen schwanz" is more like "suck my dick, asshole"

[AblonPahdellaJaherst]

@LagEndaryLetsPlays hha thats funny as tits, you from the

Vather land?

[LagEndaryLetsPlays]

@AblonPahdellaJaherst yes, I am from Germany ;)

[gw2rox]

vittu perkele!!! theres some finish swear words...

fuck and damnit!

[imilia483]

I love german guys.

[blixitbabe]

how do you say son of a bitch? :/

[Weisswurschtwarrior]

@blixitbabe hurensohn (hure = bitch sohn = son^^)

[killer2611]

i just wanna have a vocabulary of swear words in many different languages. if i say "FUCK!" in the middle of class, id get bitched at by the teacher but if i swore in german they'd be like "huh?"

[TheIm2BiZ11]

why couldnt hitler talk like this?

[VerseHunterV2]

im so gonna say these to my friends lol

[TheJessemon]

@VerseHunterV2 lol me to

[MrProCrown]

how do you say ''hail hitler'' ::::::: just plyin

[LittleDirtyBlonde23]

how would you say "fat cunts" in German?

[iphonerelateduser]

@LittleDirtyBlonde23 You would say "Dicke Fotzen" (pronounced like "Di-ke votsen"

[snakelemon]

@LittleDirtyBlonde23 "Fette Fotzen" (die Fotze = the cunt; fat = fett)

[HappyIsFleeting]

Why was this suggested to me?? I know how to curse in deutsch. Youtube fails sometimes. scheiß

[Schlandhaubitze]

alter du machst dich grad absolut zum oberaffen ;-) aber lustig is es trotzdem :P

[bhchelton]

How about I want to Fuck you right now ?

[bhchelton]

very cute thank you for the help love german men

[Gleeba77]

Der "that would be 'wichs dir einen! " part war der beste! xD

[ZiggyLazer]

fick dich selber is like fuck you

[candyDOLLkisses]

lol this is epic <3 

[angellicvoices]

How do you say "youre a big man with a small dick" ?

[BonoboKlong89]

@angellicvoices do you want the former german or for using it to insult people ? Well here we go, the former one :

"Du bist ein großer Mann mit einem kleinen Penis!"

For other versions please request :D:D

[PlayaagiirLy]

"scheiß die wand an" geil. das ist SO retro.

[CODPLAYER13100]

How do you say ''fat bastard'' in german please

[MrIuRock]

@CODPLAYER13100

fetter bastard means fet bastard ^^

[TheBadassTonberry]

@CODPLAYER13100

Or just "Fette Sau" ("Fat Pig", literally, though it sounds more offensive, IMO.)

[dcsmith434]

How do you say, "Cut the check" in German?

Thanks.

[ChIcAnO2111]

Wunderbar!!!

[I4mfr34ky]

You're fucking hot, verdammte schiesse!

Thanks for the lessons!

[jameyx07]

how would you say 'Have a f*cked up summer you shithead, I'll miss you!'

i need this ASAP! my friend is leaving soon

[AnaSolcd08]

Yeah, you r hot :P

[MadeoftheMist]

how about schlampe?

[Pr0no0b]

Nein, das Wasserrrr!

[aarshaar]

i prefer mistgestalt or mistgeburt

funny word

[FuckTheYurie]

how do u say : FUCK YOUR MOTHER U FUCKING SON OF A BITCH , in german ?

[Toastbr0t1337]

@FuckTheYurie FICK DEINE MUTTER DU VERFICKTER HURENSOHN

[tuckert800]

your an aresholk

[boozouz]

Thanks a lot, I lived in Germany for 3 month and took German class for 2. We asked our German teacher, pls teach us some swear words, she said, we don't have swear words in Germany...... Glad to learn then now.

[cutekitten12]

jerk off is replaced by waxing ur morning wood( robot chicken reference)

[RawrFunkyLlama8]

haha I say scheisse all the time. Its the only word I know in german. xD

[xXCREEKSTARXx]

@RawrFunkyLlama8

try saying homofürstenarschlochkanackendr­ecksackhurensohnpissefressende­rbastard ;D

[spittfire100]

I know how to say eat shit and die bitch in german. It sounds like this in english i think. Esa shize untote hoonden

[manpimpyellow]

make a video and tell me how to say "suck my dick bitch"

[dm252620]

you sound like that girl from my name is boxxy video

[MsGibson891]

wow, wenn du meine deutsch lehrer warst in die schule, war mein deutsch sicher viel besser!! hammer;)

[quaid555]

vaginalassbarftercourse

[naruto1990zzz]

thanks

[RaeRae914]

emmm ur hot

[DOEBOY838383]

@RaeRae914 look he has a wedding ring to bad for you lol

[pipiiomma]

lmfao... we keep sayin "behindert" a lot ahahah like 7000 times a day .. :D

bisch behindert der isch behindert des isch behindert ahahaha omg :)

sehr amüsant :)

[huswsimonbla]

fick sagt man nict aber man könnte "ficken oda wat" sagen so wie in berlin anstelle von "fuck" ;-)

[mastercv1]

fick deine mutter :D hows that?

[markpianoman]

"I can afford that" was OK in dem Fall!

[TomTomDam]

how do you spell scheisster,

heard it from a kid in MW2 xD

[Chiliplease]

Scheißkerl

[binanabina]

No you can not say was fick, no sence. But for what the fuck you can say " was sum teufel"!

[xXhighwolfXx]

oh and one more thing so if fick is the fuck which made no sence but would it make sense if i said

was fick = what the fuck?

[ledzepgirl92]

@xXhighwolfXx actually not. simply say "verfickt", "gefickt", and we also say what the fuck in germany.

[xXhighwolfXx]

@ledzepgirl92 lol thanks for clarifying

[ledzepgirl92]

@xXhighwolfXx you're welcome ^^

[draistRomol]

@ledzepgirl92 only the pathetic ones

[xXhighwolfXx]

you spell scheisse

does it really matter how things are spelled like you could say

scheisse or you could say scheiße?

[MrAndelver]

You have a bad temper LMAO

[Pisces31660]

boy is he cute. he's got a gross Schwanz i bet!!!

[tok291]

verdammte sheissa ist holy shit

[shotguns543]

too late to keep kids away:D

[roxae2929]

how do you say shut the fuck up you goofy bitch

[bloodynitemare]

i want to learn how to say "I'll kick your ass!" and all that bad stuff about mothers...lol

[pesuflyer]

@bloodynitemare hurensohn ^^ means son of a bitch ;)

[thomizz]

siehst scheiße aus.

[kleinerchecker12345]

hey also du kannst ziemlich gut wwnglisch und das hört sich auch ziemlich muttersprachlich an

woher kannst du das?

[MyVidmaster]

due huerson du dum fotze

[sugartub]

you are hot :)

[Chiliplease]

my friend says Bumsen...

[blakjat]

scheissekopf.....lol

[IFK4EVR]

Du bist ein guter lehrer.

[danann31]

Sie Saugen Esel

[Germtalia]

hugs

how about 'fist you in the ass'

hee hee

hugs

[nickjohnkoch]

this obviously isn't cussing but what's "what's up" or "sup" in german or are those not german words ( i was arguing with someone ) i said " was gehts " which i heard means " what's up " but they were like it's " wie gehts " and i said ya but i'm not saying how are you i'm saying what's up and they said that's wrong what is it? or what are some informal greetings? thanks :)

[veeeith]

@nickjohnkoch

you're right "was geht" is like what up

and "wie gehts" is how are you

and could also say "Hey!", "Servus!" "Sers!" (althought, the last 2 ones probably only in southern Germany)

[feliciawalskate]

well, you are handsome!!!!!

[XeroTheroyIV]

can you translate "eat a d dick"

[jetztchaos]

@XeroTheroyIV i'll do this. Iss einen Schwanz.

[Nawisw111111]

@XeroTheroyIV lutsch mein schwanz

[zoodle85]

Schwachmaat

[SupremeCommanderSil]

People's comments:

Scheisse can barely be called swearing and halt die Klappe is nowhere near a swear word...

Video wouldn't load... I'm sure it was good though :D. Unless you are someone from the USA and your pronunciation is terrible or you're claiming things as profanities incorrectly :P.

[TKOed27]

how do you say ur a douche bag thnx

[Pisces31660]

looks like u r married. to bad u r soooo cute.. what a handsome face...schoen Gesicht!! i love it when u say "ashgefickte Scheisse..Arschgefickte Scheisse!!! it always cracks me up...u speak excellent english.. could u have learned this just from school or lived or US or england or have english speaking relatives?? u r one sexy guy

[tinamuse]

@Pisces31660 Seriously?

[megaorcable]

i only knew halt die klappie

[jadeolay]

thanks that was really helpful!

[jonezy9one]

How do you say :

Fuck off bitch.

?, thanks :D

[SupremeCommanderSil]

@jonezy9one Warum soll man es sagen? VERPISS DICH, Schlampe :/.

I didn't translate directly, because I don't like swearing. Also, the f word hasn't got the same meaning as in English. Literal meaning, yes of course.

[spookyspooked]

I'll listen and repeat now :) thank.. i only knew how to say verdammt, scheisse and arschloch and now i know more :)

[gaararox2000]

what is s**t head?

[srf457]

@gaararox2000 scheisskopf

[BushidoBrown367]

yo i want to know how to say (if you dont like it ill throw you in the gass chamber) can you give me the whole sentence

[swunt10]

@BushidoBrown367 "wenn es dir nicht passt, schmeiß ich dich in die gaskammer." but this sentences doesn't make any sence because of history stuff, you know. and you don't have a gascamber in your pocket thats why i woulndn't be that scared^^

[gtaisawesome87]

whenever im really pissed off at someone im gonna say halt die schnauze

[pizzi88g]

lesson 1 and fertig?

[OrYouCanTryIt]

How do You Say -

Cunt -

You Cunt -

Bastarrd -

Shut The Fuck Up Motherfucker -

[KingofSenf]

@OrYouCanTryIt

Fotze

du Fotze

Bastard

Halt's Maul du Wichser

[ThorAxeTheThunder]

@OrYouCanTryIt

Fotze

Du Fotze

Bastard (same word)

Halt deine verdammte Klappe du Mutterficker!! (but i can tell you that we use "motherfucker" too. We are using a lot of english words in germany)

Like fail or fuck.

[DStrothi]

@OrYouCanTryIt the last is: Halt die Fresse du Mutterficker, but instead of Mutterficker, germans usually use Hurensohn (son of a bitch)

[usabestarmy]

mein heissen robert  Hannover 96

[SubRosa999]

After watching Verbotene Liebe for a week, I really like German!

[thetitusfly]

cute :-)



[maicongphuc]

@DERMOHAMED thank you so much!

danke sehr!

[aLeOlvis]

Deine Videos sind schlecht! Muhahaha

[maicongphuc]

teach me how to say" go fuck your mom " in German pls!

[fgtrdes]

How do you say YOU WILL LOSE in German

[rhythmdivine2]

"arschgefickte Scheiße" ist jetzt nicht wirklich gebräuchlich ^^

[0GamePro0]

Haha wirklich gut gemacht :D

[batgirl9289]

i love the way he says " listen and repeat, listen aaaand repeat." like an instructor. haha

[coolcheka10]

alter was laberst du für ne kacke?

[MrTerunious]

@PaganSound His german sounds excellent, too. Think he's a native german speaker

[Dulein]

I have a cousin who speaks Schwabisch. He would to say "Heillenei" oder "Heil lezack aber auch". Any way to translate? I have heard Heillezack elsewhere.

[MrTerunious]

@Dulein im german and i've never heard something like that before. Could be some form of accent i dont know.

[LuutschMeineEier]

geiler magga :'D

[silverwillow89]

when he got angry and lost the word on 3:13 he's saying anal sex! lmao

[silverwillow89]

Du bist hübsch

[zimavolk]

sooo dam cute :3

[kittynumber1000]

how do you say cunt?

[infinteuniverse]

@kittynumber1000, "Fotze"

[Tupactheboss]

German is really really horrible language

[gtaisawesome87]

@Tupactheboss what do u mean"horrible"

[kittynumber1000]

@gtaisawesome87 yeah what do you mean by that?

[gtaisawesome87]

@kittynumber1000 which comment r u replying to?

[oactta893]

"ein verfickten tag noch"?  neeeeee ist nicht so cool.

[morpheus101a]

Kudos Bro, that lesson made my day.

[TheSunmanho]

You are a faker. you sound German! not English!

[katebieh]

@TheSunmanho uhm well maybe because he is german :O 

[xKILLINYAx2012]

dude ur an idiot stick to rammstein lyrics like Du Hast Mich

[sebaz1982]

nice you want to give us a insight in german culture & language, but next stop please stop acting like your in some goddamn american mtv veejay audition session.

[IEX0RCIST]

S-Deeeeeezy. ;D

[Rochell0]

thanks for the lessons

[longslong41]

how about eat shit you nigger-esse scheisse du farbigger dont know the word for nigger total guess

[Raphi186]

@longslong41 it's nigger too ;-)

[KougaNikushimi]

@MultiADawg You can say: "Halt deine verfickte Fresse und geh in die verdammte Hölle und krepier im ewigen Feuer!"

"krepier" means still "die" is better than "burn" ("brennen") in german. krepier sounds like "krrepiiier". You musst say the "r" long... like the "ie".

I love swears in German >:D

(excuse my very bad english >.<)

[Schokomuffin03]

guy, r u from germany?

[LabakiTurbo]

Wow! Swear words look so much more effective in German! :D

[firesrfun]

...what does shiza mean?

[whitewaterfreak99]

@firesrfun its like shit or crap but not really as bad as shit

[4651996]

@firesrfun means shit...

[ThorAxeTheThunder]

@firesrfun sounds for me like Schisser. Thats kinda like you are not brave. just say pussy xD

[TohruKirby]

Das war sehr benuetzig, und du bist sehr lustig!

But I must ask: are you still slightly drunk? lol.

Auch, hope you found your bankcard...

And now I really want to know the swear words about 'mothers'. hehe

At 4:50 Scheiss die Wand an! :-)

[MegaThyson]

voll cool xd

[mjluver2000]

ich spriche die deutsch ....ich am lernen deutsch en schule!

[gijodee]

ich kann deutch sprechen, du bist schnel aber ich habe ein biBchen verstanden....

[ChaztaSuars]

i Cheated , i Asked My German Boyfriend What You Said At The End Cause I Couldnt Be Bothered Working It Out :D haha

[redpaul79]

that was cool--at 0:57 you turned into Hitler or that little kid who pounds on his keyboard.

[redpaul79]

FUCK, SHIT, ASSHOLE, CUNT, BITCH, NIGGER, DICK, FAGGOT, MOTHERFUCKER? HELLO?

[HeartRixu]

I ended up to stare at the Dennis Stock -text on the right corner for the last five minutes :D Anyway, this helped me a lot! Than you!

[Mr1991kid]

What kind of watch do you have?

[mdinka]

cock sucker = schwanz lutscher (lutschen=to suck)

verdammte scheisse OR verfluchte Scheisse

halte die klappe OR better halt's Maul

schwule sau = gay / fag (sau = sod)

hurensohn = son of a bitch (hure=whore sohn=son)

dumme/dreckige schlampe = dumb/nasty bitch

verfickte scheisse = literally: fucked up shit

halt deine dreckige fresse = shut the fuck up (dreckig=dirty, fresse=mug/face)

mach dich vom acker = get out of my face literally go away from my land

dreckige/dumme nutte = nasty/dumb whore

[mackychloe]

@mdinka. Pls translate "what the fuck?" & motherfucker! Thanks.

[Fersomling]

Donnerwetter! Was bedeidt sell eigenlich?

[Fersomling]

Ich hop ine shool yar in deightshlont fabroucht unt ich hop dee doytcha shpracha galayrnt, aba lighda ist mine boochshdabeerin nicht goot.

[mdinka]

@Fersomling Ich habe ein Schuljahr in Deutschland verbracht und ich habe die deutsche Sprache gelernt, aber meine Rechtschreibung ist nicht gut :D

[Fersomling]

@mdinka -Ich sehe ein, daß Sie mein Deutsch mit englischsprachigen Lautwerten verstanden haben.

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