Troops Out by 2011!?! gnooze November 17, 2008

[chiefEnki]

you are soooo pretty.

but if you were my girlfriend.

i would go nuts i think.

girl are you in fast mode or what.

yappin girls is one thing but.... you

[mangobanna]

You just wait till we move this space station bus!!!!! LOLZ!

[sexiidude91]

Its all a part of the 2012 and the decrease in population the gov. is planning... watch out 4tsunami's =/

[RP4409]

buahhahahahaha blah blah blah.....official story....blah blah blah

[jdogg67333]

Gnooze is so much more entertaining and truthful than the news. Thanks for the effort. Keep it up.

[TheHackersGambit]

I made legit money of off this :

watch?v=bZzBFAWAXkA

[mayor600]

Wonderful as always..Is Nasa really like that or were you exagerating just a little...Rainbow Brite's a bit retro isnt it? Nice though :)

[shiddy67]

That was great,Marta!

[HEYBUDD]

There is something I like about Marta....

But I haven't put my finger on it yet.

maybe one day.....

[2Bfreeliberty]

someday .. ba de da di da .. ....

[manahan27]

Love you marta keep up the good work!! That would be awsome to see Ty in space. He gets all mad and throws his space helmet at the space station.. Bye Bye Ty!!!! Anyways you make my day instant smiles when I see your show!!!! Thank you!!

[BillClintonPizza]

I did not have sexual relations with this woman!

[trevb38]

Yo Marta!!! Awesome episode! You did that one yourself? EXCELLENT job!! Love the Marta scream in space, and generic platitudes are the best!! XOXO

[dmlvng]

Heyyyyyyyyyy... that guy behind you never moves. : )

[seanpdaly]

Who is Brian ????????????????????

[Squarerig]

When will the mass murderers Bush,Cheney,Rumsfeld and Wolfowitz be impeached and arraigned for trial.Or is there no justice in this sorry world?She really spells it out.Excellent.

[mangoShapedSpace]

you're still the cutest and most amazing person to ever grace youtube, with or without brain's techie knowledge.

[usergently]

You should be on The Daily Show Babe!

[johnreon]

Read this phone call as the news my friend Gnooze...

Copy & paste in Google search:

Fiat Currency. Thomas Jefferson

[Dianna469]

the troops should be remove now not 2010

[10thmt87]

Yep....And we could use our troops on our borders...to protect Americans.

since 9-11-2001...about 8,000 killed by Mid Eastern terrorists (including those kill on 9-11-2001 and our troops).

since 9-11-2001... about 67,000 killed in the United States by illegal aliens. also 100s of thousands of Innocent Americans Raped and victimized (many of them our children)by illegal aliens....Stupid government priorities...I tell you what!

[stargirlsusan]

don't say that R word!!!

great as always

[strav12]

Definitely the extra 27 cups of black coffee combined with the cocaine is starting to show here...thanks for your energy! I think I'll go die in the corner really quietly now...:)

[nzblues]

I like it when you let loose!

[mabutoo]

So where's Brian?

[sliverhi]

Your on FIRE! Great vid!

[Dog480]

You're great!  If the workplace won't say it I will ;)

[mysticfm]

A busy day equals a delayed stream of consciousness comment. :(

1) That was the most honest government spokesman ever.

2) Yes, we must never say the "arggggh" word! (IMO, every day should be "Talk Like a Pirate Day".)

3) All I know is this: I'm now very glad that I have no idea who Ty Pennington is.

4) If I got to work on spaceships and stuff all day long, I'd be really really nice too! In my former workplace people regularly screamed at each other during meetings (hence the "former").

[ZachsMind]

For those playing The Gnooze Drinking Game, that's three shots: 1) the Rainbow Brite Tshirt. 2) Marta appearing in front of a pic other than the newsroom background. 3) Marta apologizing at the end. Again.

It's good. She hasn't realized she can't do no wrong yet. She hasn't let the fact everyone loves her get to her head. When she STOPS apologizing at the end every other episode - then we should worry.

She should do it on her own more often. I thought it was great

[mikma]

mikma was here

[gnooze]

Oh, um, well. Brian actually finished it up and polished the green screening and other stuff. But I cut it and put in the images and stuff! :)

[boundless1986]

This episode made my 19 moth old laugh so hard it was adorable thanx

[gnooze]

Are you serious?!?! :D This is my favorite inducement of laughter ever! Record it and share it if you can replicate it (I don't know if I'm funny twice)! ;)

[mike8494]

***** for you Marta :-) Mike.....

[gnooze]

Thanks Mike! You rock! :)

[siewdat]

why don't one day you guys show the whole crew you guys can call hit behind the scenes gnooze SPECIAL TOP STORY!

[gnooze]

But there isn't a whole crew! It's me and Brian! :)

[Rosetteismyname]

official comment, positive step, blah blah, blah, no specific details, talking point, sound bite, generic statement...FUNNY AND HILARIOUS!!!Side note: Bill Clinton sent the first troops to Iraq.

[artin74]

evrything was cool

[HaleyMary]

Great show, Marta.

[anmoose]

Things could be much worse. They could've contracted Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor for the space station upgrade. :-P

[rain8a]

i think you did great on the video.

the Ty-cam was pretty funny!

anyways Marta i was able to see the video this time.. score!

[gnooze]

I'm glad the video worked for you this time around!

[qiranger]

Looked great Marta!

[jfeucht82]

Mahmoud Ahmajinedad for Time Magazine Person of the Year, 2008!

[SonomaDave1]

Hmmm...I'm thinking that we don't really need Brian. (Don't let him see this and all will be ok).

I especially liked the look of the "Ty-cam." How dodat?

[gnooze]

But, oh! Brian did the Ty-Cam! :) Those are the shiny technical type things I lack skills in creating.

[SonomaDave1]

Of course SonomaDave was kidding. You guys ARE the team! (Even though we call it, "Team Marta!")

[CallMeNiel]

it looks just fine Marta.

[ddlsr]

I missed the exploding heads and other special effects, but still a nice job.

[cameronm82]

lol @ the ty pennington

[SothisAmon]

You know im sure the phrase "credit crunch" gets pushed so much so if anyone was to search it they'd get no idea about what recession entails or knowledge of economic depression which looms... YAY.

Hmm it seemed short marta and you seem stressed in tone :( very analytical but it does come across. Was alright though so dont worry. Anyway to me the appeal is in the rawness like when you did some the mars landers tragic loss of contact scene :) and started laughing after, your easy to relate to

[kalejdoskop123]

No You are the greatest !!!

[supercommie]

I loved the whole "In space no one can hear you scream" part.

[Laszlo75]

It looks perfect Marta!

[lisasimpson]

you did great without him! :)

[OlderPete]

Who needs Brian, you did well on your own. :-D

Like the Rainbow Brite T-shirt, nice touch.

[gnooze]

Brian did the last little bit to make it look good - it looked pretty amateur hour before that.

The Rainbow Brite shirt is my favorite! :)

[Gamefr3Q]

This information that I commented to about Obama is false and should not be trusted as a source of information.

Hey Marta! You did great! another incredible episode....

[geekyvince]

well you did a great job on your own.

[gnooze]

Brian tweaked it and brought it up to standards.

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Marta.

I don't think of Ty Pennington,when I think of the space station being upgraded.

I think more Paul Tuetel Sr.

As for the Japanese R word,the karma has hit,Americans dont have jobs whic allow them to buy japanese cars,because our car industry is in the toilet.

Which is being added to the space station.

5 stars

[ddlsr]

Wait, what's being added to the space station? The car industry or the toilet it's in?

[Blargaldalien]

Exactly.

[ddlsr]

I don't even want to think what sort of zero-g plunger they're going to need for that one.

[DookofHDP]

The episode looked awesome, Marta! (I hope you're nowhere near the fires.) I like you all hyped up -- keep chugging the coffee or red bull or whatever!! :D

You should apply at NASA! Why not, right?

[gnooze]

The fires are not too near - but the air quality is abysmal even here. Funny that everyone keeps commenting about my caffeinated state, but I don't really drink that much coffee (just one mug in the morning). I felt tired while I was taping this! :)

[rain8a]

why can't i see this video!?!?!?

[gnooze]

I wish I knew! YT malfunction?

[pchannell]

Very well done. 5/5

[mandapop]

it didn't look weird at all! silly goose!

[pukaman2000]

Actually, we will have to socialize medicine. There is no way that HMO's can cover the rising cost of medical along with the increase in medical claims due to latent cancers and antibiotic resistent bacterias. Further, socializing medicine will actually help business in that the largest expense for a business is insurance. In reality, socializing medicine is just cutting out the middleman, ie insurance companies, and capping doctors wages.

[DanPostropheL]

I wonder if you laid off the caffeine...

Nah, then we wouldn't keep coming back! Thanks, Marta!

[saturateu]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh i needed that laugh!

[Squirelbutt]

LOL...Yeah they are going to keep extending it till the next president and find another war to get into.

[Sultadashin]

hopefully it works in 2011 'cuz I'm tired going back in Balad, Iraq

[Zarbod]

I used to work at NASA and that is pretty close to how people are there. You're the best!

[TimberGeek]

I almost took a job at NASA...

Wonder if I'd be hanging with themightythor1212 had I done so.

[gnooze]

Lucky! I wanna work at NASA!

[SonomaDave1]

That esplains a lot Lucy

[700eyesonly007]

The (g)nooze looked good to me Marta. 5 * nice job on your own!

[Jerricho68]

You seem kind of hyper today. Easy on the coffee. Video looks fine.

[gnooze]

I don't drink that much coffee. Just a mug when I wake up.

[Jerricho68]

You were either perky or nervous and seemed like a chihuahua after a triple mocha chino. Probably nervous without the support help. Still, glad you do this. Sometimes you crack me up. What will you do after Bush? Spppchew spcheew.

[gnooze]

I didn't really feel nervous. I did feel kind of "on," if that makes any sense. I had a good feeling about the jokes, I guess.

[SeizureChords]

You Rock Babycakes! Nice vid looks Good. Yeah Cali's on Fire so I hear from the people complaining about Me burning the guitars! props schmops I know I'm wrong every morning when I wake up.

[inmendham]

I knew you didn't need him....the first stage in my 7,095,806 stage plan is achieved;)

[gnooze]

Just 7,095,805 to go... :)

[bubblesonwater]

It's the most funnest news on the internets!!! B.O.W. out.

[goingforthegold]

this was amazing i loled a lot

[gnooze]

Hooray!

[hypnofan35]

i liked the "news from around the world" transitional graphic. Who was that "zig zagging woman"? Was that MaDonna? i could not tell.

[gnooze]

It's me!

[audadvnc]

Whew! Marta must have had the triple espresso this morning. I love your expert commentary of the experts. Luv yr wrk!

[gnooze]

Thank you! And funnily enough, I was feeling tired when I shot this episode. :)

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Marta,being a little tired and loopy makes for great gnooze...

[jx14aby]

Wished I worked in a place like that too.

And if you did this alone, you don't need anyone else.

[gnooze]

I did most of it alone, but Brian saved the day at the end, fixing all my technical missteps.

[BLESSEDone333]

NASA is only nice because they drank the same kool-aid the Obama cult members drank - lol

but you did good M - keep up the funny work there girlie - lol

[ddlsr]

Where can I get some of that kool-aid? It's the stuff laced with prozac or tryptizol or something isn't it?

[NerdBoy567]

Once again, Marta. Thanks for the info-tainment.

Btw an extra 1000 cool points for the Rainbow Brite Tee.

[gnooze]

It's my pleasure! And thanks for the cool points - it's my favorite shirt. :)

[chena3]

funnie girl

thanx