in 1st grade, we had a thing called a red book and when you get in trouble, the teacher writes yours name in it. one day i got MY tablet and my x- friend got hers and we was all like "red book! red book!" going back and forth playing around during a lesson, then the teacher was all like "can i play too? RED BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!" and she wrote our names down and i was like so embarressed. she had some nastey feet.
dude my cousin f***ing loves you!!!your really funny!!!my first grade was a stupid bitch teacher who hit all the kids in the face with rulers if some kid like spilled their juice...or some shit! I f***ing hated first grade!P.S.your right...having 84 crayons is the SHIT if you ask me...even now!
my 1st grade was when i was locked in a bathroom for 20 minutes because my enemy pushed me in there and I go to a fuckin lutheran school and she said go die in a hole
hey...im an asian. but i do have nice teeth lol and i dont steal crayons because i got myself the 84 pack! with a crayon sharpener n the back. what now??
i was called fat by everyone and left school for a month or so. the same guy cut one of my other bully's hair and it wasn't too good a year, but our teacher was too nice! donuts every week biotch! XD
im dyslexic soooo i couldnt read till like the 4th grade but i clearly remeder everyone else reading Toad and Frog books while i store at the pictures and everyone would laugh and tell me to stop deing so stupid and my teacher started to skip me in group readings and i flet soo isolated and it was horridele i couldnt write and everyone would laugh so first grade really sucked
my 1st grade teacher mrs.gardener she was a bitch one day i walked in late by like an hour she just flipped out and started screaming at me and hit me she was drunk and got arrested
My 1st grade teacher was Ms.Novack she always looking like a fucking zombie so pale and gray im pretty sure she killed her mother and the lunch lady. that women was just all fucked up in the head..
-_- Dude..... ITS A JOKE. Do you think he doesn't know half the things he's saying are wrong. He is trying to be funny and succeeding...... So don't take it up the butt.
My 1st grade teacher was Mrs. Blackwell... I HATED that woman. I was always kind of tomboyish. I mean I'm straight but, I never liked pink or dolls or any of that crap. So I ended up playing pokemon (Which was the shizz) with the boys. When the girls would ask me if I wanted to play power puff girls with them I'd say "no thanks, I don't like them" then she would start screaming at me for "disrespecting another student's toys". I'm thinking WTF woman, I don't like it. 12 years later. I hate her.
My first grade teacher's name was Mrs. Henrickson. She was as nice as can be &she always told us stories. I had an 84 pack of crayons too ;) (I remember using teal all the time!! haha) &well... I remember it most because that's when I learned 100 o'clock is not a time... &a girl pee'd in her seat during an important test. (I felt bad for her D: )
My first grade teachers name was ms.cafetus and she bout HATED black people she used to give my freind jamair f's just because his great grandpa was freed from hers and they had to do their own laundry..and had nobody to whip (well the dad did)
okey. my first grade was at a japanese christian school in america. My teacher was this really crazy lady. she got mad at you for crying. I was a wuss back then and was being bullied by this really short kid who I ended up getting pissed at the end of the year she left me alone and then after she was going to move everyone said i was right and i got mad again because they were like her little slaves. No I'm serious she had them digging (trap) holes.
i threw a bunch of rocks, and broke a light and a window....and a water fountain. but they only saw the light, so i just had to do no recese for like a week. the light is still there :p
@kingcrab411 lol me too! I drew ALL over the school in chalk and then in my last year that school wich was like 8 years later, you could still see the chalk lines where I drew!
i remember this kid always had to go to the bathroom and me and this one girl would always gigglexabout it... i feel bad about it now.... i also remember this one kid breaking his collar bone on the swing set....
my grandma was my teacher in first grade and i got many detentions and liked to terorize other children. wow. now i know why im so fucked up i had an awful childhood and im a bit of an emo sociopath
Oh My Gawsh!! Me and my my friend go on Chat roulette and we tell people we dont like black people because they like chicken...Lmaoo and that Mexicans Rape people and flood America with their huge ass families... That is kinda racist...but Idc! Oh and in 1st I would hit my head on the side of my desk just so i could go home...XD
When I was in first grade I was a hopeless romantic skinny freak, I was extremely popular and I thought every thing was perfect, but at recess me and my best friend would talk about sex and porn and told each other what we thought it would be like. Yeah, me and my friends are messed up people. (we still are. watching old my little ponies on a VCR and vocing some dirty arse things XD)
My first grade rocked i loved my teacher and in my school smelly markers were the thing so on the first day of school i brought it everybody wanted to smell them lol! It was also the first time igot in trouble i stood up in a chair and yelled and i moved to red! This kid was gay and he liked me he touched my check and said lets go in the bathroom in my head i was like what the fuck lol. so tht was my first grade !
O_o the first time i saw a penus was when i was in kindergarten. Ok so this is how it started, we were doing show n tell right? yeah. So i go up there to show my thing idk what it was but whatever right? Ok so i go sit down and this next mother fucer comes up and whips down his pants showing his 1 inch coc ._. probably the most awkwardwest (< i dont think thats a word but oh well) moment of my life D: and he got in big trouble lets just say he didnt go through middle school so well...
:O in kindergarten i saw a boys penus and im a girl >_> it was nasty. Ok it all started we were doing show n tell right? yeah. so i go up and show some fucin awesome toy idk what it was but whatever then i go back to my little cubby thing to put it away and over there is some boy showing his penius to 3 other boys. Like WTF?
i dont remember much of first grade, but i remember feeling really accomplished when i pooped one time in pre-school, because it was green on the edges and brown in the middle, divided in perfect thirds so it looked like a poopy candy cane with thick stripes. i even stopped to look at it and thought "i will never have a poop this perfect again" and i wanted to show people. i was an odd little girl.
my 1st grade....there was an "overweight" girl in my glass, and when she sat in one of those small primary chairs the legs went out staight and she flattened the chair...I was laughing so hard i had to sit out in the hallway to calm down.
there was this one staff, she was really tan and had orang-ish blonde-ish hair and her name ws Ms. Price ugh i hated her she always had it in for me by trying to make me feel down..... she didnt know i didnt give a fk xD
I go to a catholic school now. I'm in 6th grade. I feel so different from everyone. Cause their all in their rich kid fucking dreamland. And I'm explaining sex to 8th graders. WTF?
1st grade? omg. it wuz terrible. lol my teacher was really weird because she would always wear these skirts and it had this weird lump in it. It was square at the bottom and had a round tip. and i could nver figure out what that was. another thing i was ebarrassed alot. I peed my pants in front of the whole class during library. yeah. but thats all im gonna mention. :P
My first grade...... Well one interesting things that happened was I wore a dress with big black/white dots and the background color was pink. And everyone laughed at me and said the dress made me look like a cow. And i never wore it again. (Why would they say cow? I was small and skinny in the first grade lol)
when i was peeing in a urinal and while i was i was with my friend and i was trying to act funny by like bobbing up and down and when i was finished there was some really visible pee marks on my pants because it some how bounced of the thing at the back and landed on my pants
HAHAHAHAHA I beat up this girl or yelled at her or watever bc she sat in my seat or she either read befor me in our reading circle or something but either way it made me maddd!!! LOL :D XD
i flicked off my teacher.... i didnt mean to... we had a finger system .... like one finger meant to go the the bathroom and i did the wrong on and th teacher gave me this look tht was mean and i was like wht i do wrong and thn i fixed my mistake.. i didnt even knw why she was mad....
saved my best friend from a bee because he could not get stingted and I want to the doctors for it because I got a asthma attack from something in the pound ya he better be thanking me to this day and I save him from fighting someone and I got in trouble and my teacher hated me great year right
You know what's great about Shane? People actually relate to him, which explains why he has as many views on his second channel than on his main channel. Pretty freakin awesome. Love you Shane :)
The first time I saw a penis was in 1st grade and then I was heading through the bathroom and when I opened the door,a little kid was sucking his penis I told the teacher and his parents sent him to a mental hospital
I saw my first penis when a kid dropped his pants on the ground it was not blocked off and then I saw the worlds smallest penis and I saw his butt and a few more people saw it and u guys are the first to know
when i was in first grade i went to a private school, which only went from first grade to third grade, and surprisingly, considering i skipped kindergarten, i was the smartest kid in school. and then this other boy, who was smarter than me :( came, and at lunch, well...lets just say, i flipped him the finger........IT WAS AWESOME!!!
its either 86 or 64 not 84
legofan370 1 day ago
in 1st grade, we had a thing called a red book and when you get in trouble, the teacher writes yours name in it. one day i got MY tablet and my x- friend got hers and we was all like "red book! red book!" going back and forth playing around during a lesson, then the teacher was all like "can i play too? RED BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!" and she wrote our names down and i was like so embarressed. she had some nastey feet.
TheBearHugs12 2 days ago
Ummmmmm well i got made fun of when i was child cause i have a learning disability:(
vampiregirl310 2 days ago
I had a semi retarded teacher. A boy dropped a match on da carpet and almost lit the school on fire. I had a huge crush on this little boy Shiloh. :)
iloveshanedawson917 2 days ago
dude my cousin f***ing loves you!!!your really funny!!!my first grade was a stupid bitch teacher who hit all the kids in the face with rulers if some kid like spilled their juice...or some shit! I f***ing hated first grade!P.S.your right...having 84 crayons is the SHIT if you ask me...even now!
jordanbacon26 2 days ago
My first grade teacher was a stupid ho.she tried to kiss a boy in my class!I bet she had crabs
shanejazzy 2 days ago
my 1st grade was when i was locked in a bathroom for 20 minutes because my enemy pushed me in there and I go to a fuckin lutheran school and she said go die in a hole
BOTDFfunicorn 2 days ago
hey...im an asian. but i do have nice teeth lol and i dont steal crayons because i got myself the 84 pack! with a crayon sharpener n the back. what now??
TearLilyd 3 days ago
I hated my teacher, she was such a bitch. Lawls but i made my first gingerbread house
MrFroggie09 3 days ago
Mine was extremely awkward...
zoroark65 4 days ago
thumbs up if your watching this in 2012
ttbbbenny 5 days ago
@reikodiana Because Jew isn't a race. hahahaha, i just thought it was stupidly funny.
heatherdrizz2015 5 days ago
i was called fat by everyone and left school for a month or so. the same guy cut one of my other bully's hair and it wasn't too good a year, but our teacher was too nice! donuts every week biotch! XD
amydangrace 5 days ago in playlist School Sux!
im dyslexic soooo i couldnt read till like the 4th grade but i clearly remeder everyone else reading Toad and Frog books while i store at the pictures and everyone would laugh and tell me to stop deing so stupid and my teacher started to skip me in group readings and i flet soo isolated and it was horridele i couldnt write and everyone would laugh so first grade really sucked
ningagirl202 5 days ago
my 1st grade teacher mrs.gardener she was a bitch one day i walked in late by like an hour she just flipped out and started screaming at me and hit me she was drunk and got arrested
annmariegal13526 6 days ago
My 1st grade teacher was Ms.Novack she always looking like a fucking zombie so pale and gray im pretty sure she killed her mother and the lunch lady. that women was just all fucked up in the head..
OMGitzQuidijah 6 days ago
im black and im a vegan
jerk.........ass....assjerk
luvyduvybaby99 6 days ago
@luvyduvybaby99 im vegan too and im white.......... not everyone is like the stereotypes
XxShiloh 5 days ago
@luvyduvybaby99
-_- Dude..... ITS A JOKE. Do you think he doesn't know half the things he's saying are wrong. He is trying to be funny and succeeding...... So don't take it up the butt.
thelongroad88 5 days ago
@luvyduvybaby99 lol....WOW.
shanedawsonfan1012 4 days ago
My 1st grade teacher was Mrs. Blackwell... I HATED that woman. I was always kind of tomboyish. I mean I'm straight but, I never liked pink or dolls or any of that crap. So I ended up playing pokemon (Which was the shizz) with the boys. When the girls would ask me if I wanted to play power puff girls with them I'd say "no thanks, I don't like them" then she would start screaming at me for "disrespecting another student's toys". I'm thinking WTF woman, I don't like it. 12 years later. I hate her.
SakiWatari 6 days ago
My first grade teacher's name was Mrs. Henrickson. She was as nice as can be &she always told us stories. I had an 84 pack of crayons too ;) (I remember using teal all the time!! haha) &well... I remember it most because that's when I learned 100 o'clock is not a time... &a girl pee'd in her seat during an important test. (I felt bad for her D: )
VeeandEhsProductions 6 days ago
Like if ur watching this in 2012 :D
TianaBabezxx 1 week ago 17
@TianaBabezxx No, I'm watching this in 80085
jailenemjfan 1 day ago
My first grade teachers name was ms.cafetus and she bout HATED black people she used to give my freind jamair f's just because his great grandpa was freed from hers and they had to do their own laundry..and had nobody to whip (well the dad did)
williamskaylamarie 1 week ago
I like how he said I'll make fun of every race, then he said " Jews" & i was just like, *facepalm*
heatherdrizz2015 1 week ago
@heatherdrizz2015 why the facepalm?
reikodiana 5 days ago
LOL Shane is his own race.
JC47141 1 week ago
okey. my first grade was at a japanese christian school in america. My teacher was this really crazy lady. she got mad at you for crying. I was a wuss back then and was being bullied by this really short kid who I ended up getting pissed at the end of the year she left me alone and then after she was going to move everyone said i was right and i got mad again because they were like her little slaves. No I'm serious she had them digging (trap) holes.
supertornadocrash 1 week ago
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supertornadocrash 1 week ago
Shane's a Catholic? :D Go Catholics!:D
Fionawozere 1 week ago
MAYBE IM A GIRL!whaa...
Cherryade12 1 week ago
You forgot Italians
satena5455 1 week ago
i threw a bunch of rocks, and broke a light and a window....and a water fountain. but they only saw the light, so i just had to do no recese for like a week. the light is still there :p
kingcrab411 1 week ago
i got a paper cut on my eye in art class and my teacher was all wtf who cares but then wen i got home i had to go to the hospital :/
saxojazz95 2 weeks ago in playlist School Sux!
in my 1st grade, i was doin time for a vandilism of school property.
kingcrab411 2 weeks ago 2
@kingcrab411 no way me too i got suspeneded
BuffAndAbee 2 weeks ago
@kingcrab411 lol me too! I drew ALL over the school in chalk and then in my last year that school wich was like 8 years later, you could still see the chalk lines where I drew!
:D
RANDOMWICKED 1 week ago
i love how he asks "was that racist?" in every video. BAHAHAHAHAHA
MayaaaC 2 weeks ago
1447 have never used the Red Velvet Cake crayon.
Sairra91 2 weeks ago 24
lmfao Shane ur sooooooo fxckin funny. you made me almost piss myself
TheLizyRockz 2 weeks ago
In first grade, I hit my teacher ... huge trouble
Alex82497 2 weeks ago
I would laugh if your first grade teacher saw this.
Alex82497 2 weeks ago
i remember this kid always had to go to the bathroom and me and this one girl would always gigglexabout it... i feel bad about it now.... i also remember this one kid breaking his collar bone on the swing set....
Filmingeek 2 weeks ago
I'm asian and i'm not offended, it's okay Shane
PCTrinh96 2 weeks ago
i had a husband in 1st grade.....we divorced after he filed a restraining order
AudreytheJungleGirl 2 weeks ago in playlist School Sux!
my grandma was my teacher in first grade and i got many detentions and liked to terorize other children. wow. now i know why im so fucked up i had an awful childhood and im a bit of an emo sociopath
just lil bit
ccwantsacuppycake bitches!!!
ccwantsacuppycake 2 weeks ago
Oh My Gawsh!! Me and my my friend go on Chat roulette and we tell people we dont like black people because they like chicken...Lmaoo and that Mexicans Rape people and flood America with their huge ass families... That is kinda racist...but Idc! Oh and in 1st I would hit my head on the side of my desk just so i could go home...XD
JamieLynn108 3 weeks ago
ur just racis to ASIANS!!!! just caz were asians that doesent mean u have to hate us ur fucking racis!!
8naminekingdomheart1 3 weeks ago
@8naminekingdomheart1 shut up hes always like that fuck
sokkerfreak71 3 weeks ago
i stole my friends 64 pack of crayons With the sharpener at the back
and 4 school swimming lesons my teacher said "YOU SUCK AT SWIMMING KIM!!!"
intill grade 4 my life sucked
ZeldaxLink60 3 weeks ago
my teacher came in and threw up everywhere and i was like:nice to meet you too"
girlfartwwe28 3 weeks ago
when i was in 1st grade i was pissing in a urinal when some kid in my class ran up to me and shouted; YOUR PEEPEE LOOKS LIKE A THICK NOODLE!
jairenwasy 3 weeks ago
Shane: She used red velvet cake colored to write that A+...
Me: Uh hu Shane sure.......
IleneJ101 3 weeks ago
i am not offended because i am not asian
lion12141 3 weeks ago
There was a substitute music teacher who told us to call her "Ms. B.". I saw her name tag/ teacher ID thing up close and her name was Ms. BUTTS.
YoungPrune 3 weeks ago
I put gum in some kids hair :/
PuReHoTeNeRgY 3 weeks ago
00:41 Aunt Hilda :DD
SmilesOmg 3 weeks ago
there was this little kid who sat behind a trash can throwing poop
3456hannah 3 weeks ago
i had a 84 pack of crayons
mrsmarshalmathers100 3 weeks ago
hhahaha i had the 84 crayon pack hahaha and 1st grade, ahh good times
matthewliskey 3 weeks ago
u didnt say german. but i am white, so im an ugly ass bitch. lmfao. yeah my first grade wasnt as crazy as urs, cause then i would remember.
handcuffedplankers 3 weeks ago
You are the only person why says "crans" that is acceptable in my world.
AllieLittleMonster 3 weeks ago
That was fucked up what you said about Mexicans!
gummywormsgaming 4 weeks ago
My teacher push me down the steps on perpissed
camieluv1 4 weeks ago
ON odd kided
camieluv1 4 weeks ago
I'm spending New Years Eve watching Shane Dawson videos... :D YUS!!!
willowslade 4 weeks ago in playlist More videos from ShaneDawsonTV2
When I was in first grade I was a hopeless romantic skinny freak, I was extremely popular and I thought every thing was perfect, but at recess me and my best friend would talk about sex and porn and told each other what we thought it would be like. Yeah, me and my friends are messed up people. (we still are. watching old my little ponies on a VCR and vocing some dirty arse things XD)
emoflower1000 4 weeks ago
He says orange weird. It's cool though. :)
NumbaOneCliqueGirl 4 weeks ago
i cant find the next episode
littleliarsvideos 1 month ago
my friend thomas said "Hey look it!" and he showed me his ass
lightningraiden30000 1 month ago
"That's really big. Why isn't mine that big? Maybe I'm a girl..." LOLOL xD
AskingLexie 1 month ago
yeah bitch i've got different colors fuck you.
starshinebabe66 1 month ago
im jewish and my dad sent me to a catholic school iwas so confused for the longest time
TheBrentthurman 1 month ago 64
shane i think that that would fit for racist
but most likley she could have been touist, i went to a catholic school my moms jewish
TheBrentthurman 1 month ago
who da fuck u callen ugly
NikeClan720 1 month ago
Heeey im mexican -.-,,,,,,, btw nice videos =)
rokerodecorazon 1 month ago
hsaha say orange again...please?
TheRuscalsrose 1 month ago
worst way to see a guy's penis is walking in on your 3rd older brother.... :/
AustralianWolf11 1 month ago
First grade was HELL!
mindfreakmagic13 1 month ago
Watch his penis be like fucking 12 inches big lol
HotFilms13 1 month ago
My first grade rocked i loved my teacher and in my school smelly markers were the thing so on the first day of school i brought it everybody wanted to smell them lol! It was also the first time igot in trouble i stood up in a chair and yelled and i moved to red! This kid was gay and he liked me he touched my check and said lets go in the bathroom in my head i was like what the fuck lol. so tht was my first grade !
7713Superman 1 month ago
O_o the first time i saw a penus was when i was in kindergarten. Ok so this is how it started, we were doing show n tell right? yeah. So i go up there to show my thing idk what it was but whatever right? Ok so i go sit down and this next mother fucer comes up and whips down his pants showing his 1 inch coc ._. probably the most awkwardwest (< i dont think thats a word but oh well) moment of my life D: and he got in big trouble lets just say he didnt go through middle school so well...
Lpswindychixgurl 1 month ago
:O in kindergarten i saw a boys penus and im a girl >_> it was nasty. Ok it all started we were doing show n tell right? yeah. so i go up and show some fucin awesome toy idk what it was but whatever then i go back to my little cubby thing to put it away and over there is some boy showing his penius to 3 other boys. Like WTF?
Lpswindychixgurl 1 month ago
i dont remember much of first grade, but i remember feeling really accomplished when i pooped one time in pre-school, because it was green on the edges and brown in the middle, divided in perfect thirds so it looked like a poopy candy cane with thick stripes. i even stopped to look at it and thought "i will never have a poop this perfect again" and i wanted to show people. i was an odd little girl.
TheRaptorChild 1 month ago
my 1st grade....there was an "overweight" girl in my glass, and when she sat in one of those small primary chairs the legs went out staight and she flattened the chair...I was laughing so hard i had to sit out in the hallway to calm down.
TheBMSpro 1 month ago
I do smell...like tacos...xD
Elenagirl25 1 month ago
Dear Shane, Are You A True Christian?
TwizzlerFries 1 month ago
im not ugly lol
Thedarkpixie2 1 month ago
lol i had those crayons...they still didn't like me :'( they stole my crayons anyways
yaoiforever1sm 1 month ago
there was this one staff, she was really tan and had orang-ish blonde-ish hair and her name ws Ms. Price ugh i hated her she always had it in for me by trying to make me feel down..... she didnt know i didnt give a fk xD
SarahRenea8D 1 month ago
he is so cute when he picks his teeth and says "im sorry... ill make fun of everybody"
TheGagamini123 1 month ago
i'm asian !!
my first grade was AWESOME!
RaisaRacelisVEVO 1 month ago
dat bitch stole my crayons
ladygaga98745 1 month ago
now im sad
machsky77 1 month ago
"oh dis mada fucking bo shit..."
Theredheadmaniac 1 month ago
when i was in 1st grade my teacher tied me too a chair bcuz i wouldnt sit still ......... very weird
DEADLYROSES1 1 month ago
I think that Shane doesn't have a small penis, I bet it's HUGE! Thumbs up if you agree.
mariesilveira 1 month ago 111
@mariesilveira barf
minecrafterfiene 4 weeks ago
@mariesilveira i would thumbs that up, but there is sixty nine likes already, and i dont want to ruin that .-.
junkfoodie1 2 weeks ago
@junkfoodie1 Now it's 70... Oh well. I should have taken a screenshot or something. it's gone now :(
mariesilveira 2 weeks ago
@DangThisChannel
Dannyyyyboyyy65 1 month ago
I go to a catholic school now. I'm in 6th grade. I feel so different from everyone. Cause their all in their rich kid fucking dreamland. And I'm explaining sex to 8th graders. WTF?
paramorefan6600 1 month ago
1st grade? omg. it wuz terrible. lol my teacher was really weird because she would always wear these skirts and it had this weird lump in it. It was square at the bottom and had a round tip. and i could nver figure out what that was. another thing i was ebarrassed alot. I peed my pants in front of the whole class during library. yeah. but thats all im gonna mention. :P
laurelelma 1 month ago
i saw anothe penis in the 1st garde too. And once i walked in the girls bathroom and saw my first vagina in the second grade
TheRaiderz21 1 month ago
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MsBiebzlover 1 month ago
my first grade teacher was sexist she was fucking bitchy to the girls but she let the boys fucking talk all the time stupid bitch
MarryBerryBubbles 1 month ago
My first grade teacher injured her neck because she was guiding us to the bathroom and tripped on a rubber :p haha..
donnaleuellen 1 month ago
You talked like Aunt Hilda for a second. Haha :)
ILoveThemJonasBoys20 1 month ago in playlist School Sux! 2
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mazdryk 1 month ago
went to a catholic school aswell. catholic schools ftw!
lina149 1 month ago
My teacher had me tested for ADHD
AJonesProductions 1 month ago
My first grade...... Well one interesting things that happened was I wore a dress with big black/white dots and the background color was pink. And everyone laughed at me and said the dress made me look like a cow. And i never wore it again. (Why would they say cow? I was small and skinny in the first grade lol)
fireheart36 1 month ago
when i was peeing in a urinal and while i was i was with my friend and i was trying to act funny by like bobbing up and down and when i was finished there was some really visible pee marks on my pants because it some how bounced of the thing at the back and landed on my pants
aregorn2121 1 month ago
HAHAHAHAHA I beat up this girl or yelled at her or watever bc she sat in my seat or she either read befor me in our reading circle or something but either way it made me maddd!!! LOL :D XD
EmilyLuvzWho 1 month ago
i flicked off my teacher.... i didnt mean to... we had a finger system .... like one finger meant to go the the bathroom and i did the wrong on and th teacher gave me this look tht was mean and i was like wht i do wrong and thn i fixed my mistake.. i didnt even knw why she was mad....
Raineluvz 1 month ago
saved my best friend from a bee because he could not get stingted and I want to the doctors for it because I got a asthma attack from something in the pound ya he better be thanking me to this day and I save him from fighting someone and I got in trouble and my teacher hated me great year right
firemonkey19990 1 month ago
You know what's great about Shane? People actually relate to him, which explains why he has as many views on his second channel than on his main channel. Pretty freakin awesome. Love you Shane :)
ioucoulele 1 month ago
THAT BITCH STOLE MY CRAYONS
ILoveJoeyRichterALOT 1 month ago in playlist More videos from ShaneDawsonTV2 2
i DO like chicken!!!!!!!!
themyrashow 1 month ago
I'm 14 and I've still never seen a penis : /
I guess it's normal because I'm a girl
Or is it?
bubbleheadash 1 month ago in playlist School Sux!
You missed indians
bubbleheadash 1 month ago in playlist School Sux!
2 really mean girls threw lagos at me and this girl named britt slamed the door on my fingers. An i got demerits for it
moonlightmarca 1 month ago
@moonlightmarca i get demerits too i got one for tipping back in my chair and sayin a word in a standerized test all i said was "and"
rainlily25458679 1 month ago
IM UGLY AND I SMELL?!
TehLittleHermitCrab 1 month ago
The first time I saw a penis was in 1st grade and then I was heading through the bathroom and when I opened the door,a little kid was sucking his penis I told the teacher and his parents sent him to a mental hospital
suppacool10 1 month ago 78
@suppacool10 holy shit.
wareagle282010 1 month ago
@suppacool10 i didn't know a kid could suck his own penis. i guess that's my lesson for the day..
ilovemuffins88 1 month ago
@suppacool10 hahhaa wait how can u suck ur own penis
mewantapieceofglee 1 month ago
@suppacool10 WHY WAS HE SENT TO A MENTAL HOSPITAL
i wish i was him
stargazer43855 1 month ago 2
@suppacool10 o_O
danikaHartis240 3 weeks ago
I saw my first penis when a kid dropped his pants on the ground it was not blocked off and then I saw the worlds smallest penis and I saw his butt and a few more people saw it and u guys are the first to know
pocketfrog01 1 month ago
mrs.vingchingding
Nataliagajda 1 month ago
@AdamSydneyOffical he making fun I think you should be glad he skipped those two :)
LUCKY I got called out
WasabiGreenConverse 1 month ago
i love how he says "oreenge"!!!! he is so cute!!!
MovieFanatic32095 1 month ago in playlist School Sux!
Arabs?
AdamSydneyOfficial 1 month ago
Indians?
AdamSydneyOfficial 1 month ago
my first grade was like my kindergarten.... XD A honor roll never in trouble....lolz and i was the most popular XD
09hotie1 1 month ago
15 detentions in first grade no lie my school is strict as shit i got a detention for calling someone dumb for eating plado
epicman345 1 month ago
i beat up me teacher i like shanes better
11Xbman 1 month ago
native americans
michaelbennett1864 1 month ago
wow nt raciest and ask shimmyshimmycocopuffs for an aisan accent
michaelbennett1864 1 month ago
we all know shane's penis HUGE!
peacefreak101m 1 month ago
You have tall teeth!
snowpixie15 1 month ago
U have a small penuis too! Yay I'm not lonely!
JDV741 1 month ago 2
i miss this Shane :(
aimee168121 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
@aimee168121 mm
FacebookTheMetal 1 month ago
i called my teacher fat
death4303 1 month ago
It SUCKED
AshleyPalmertv1 1 month ago
1 444 ppl are asian. <.<
ParesManx8 1 month ago
Three words: Mentally Unstable Teacher!!!
TheGagamini123 1 month ago
I received a death threat in first grade. fuck yes.
cookiemonstaaful 1 month ago
that's really big
why is mine not that big?
maybe i'm a girl! xD
HarriStar98 1 month ago
i want his hair and skin
Vikkiiiiiiiii 1 month ago
you forgot the shaynaynay spieses Lol
no i think shes funny
1949563991 1 month ago
shane you missed brown people!
allenthe3pic 1 month ago
when i was in first grade i went to a private school, which only went from first grade to third grade, and surprisingly, considering i skipped kindergarten, i was the smartest kid in school. and then this other boy, who was smarter than me :( came, and at lunch, well...lets just say, i flipped him the finger........IT WAS AWESOME!!!
NarwhaleofDeath1 1 month ago
My name is in the 84 pack of crayons:)
My name is cyan.
I'm a color:D
cyanncookie1102 1 month ago in playlist School Sux!
You missed native americans Shane lol Ch€√™
XMuffinKissesX 1 month ago
bad
my 1st grade teacher was ms strogh SHE IS A BITCH!!
she hated me..
XxWhat0EverxX 1 month ago
in first grade the teacher yelled at me for gettin a answer wrong it was a really bitchy replacement
2pacforever22 1 month ago
You got grades in First Grade?
missAJAJ 1 month ago
Don't know what 1st Grade is, I'm English :D !
HomDaiChild 1 month ago
mexicans are not smelly :( trust me i'm mexican and i know it's meant as comedy but still.....
MerodiNiji 1 month ago
maybee im a girrl ..lmao
RisingAngelxox 1 month ago
actually, i skipped first grade
Mrwelcometowalmartif 1 month ago
*catholic hi - five*
VEGASVICR 1 month ago
"Dat bitch stole my crayons!" lol
1st gr. teacher was gone like half da year due to illness so we got stuck wit some bitchy replacement
95kidplay 1 month ago 12
1st grade teacher yelled at me 4 using crayons instead of pencil
Alaina620 2 months ago
MEXICANS SMELL
beautifuldixie2 2 months ago
shane why were u drawing the shit me and my bro draw for laughs? manlyat 3 in the morning when u don't know wtf i'm gonna do next.
emogirl1280 2 months ago
lol
lovemehateme5171 2 months ago
maybe imma girl? lol died at that part...>:
96skyscraper 2 months ago 2
ur not odd ur awesome! and im not offended! :D
cammiecakes1020 2 months ago
my first grade i found out I where fat... from others... a got bullied... Not anymoree!
TheOnlyGhostGirl 2 months ago
In first grade I told my female teacher that I had a dream of me and her naked in my bed.....
TheTiffiny777 2 months ago
my teacher tied me up with rope becuase i didnt get the answer right...
zuzulover100 2 months ago
I punched my teacher in the face cuz he called me a tattle tale. Lol XD
animallover23344 2 months ago
how is liking chicken bad lol ??
alexuscarter27 2 months ago
In first grade a kid chased me butt naked
Jjbooyo 2 months ago
@KHLover1234 but that is so racist
99megats 2 months ago