PLEASE DON'T F*CKING TALK TO ME

[iambored41]

lol she slaps with her left hand and the head turns left xD

[ImyBailey]

I actually use the first two. They work wonders on my bus when I really don't want to spend the entire time having awkward conversations with people I vaguely know.

[funnyangrykid]

would the calling of the "Rape" also help with you not wanting to talk to your boss? i wouldnt thinks so.

[ryanryanryanm]

THANK YOU FOR TEACHING ME GREAT LIFE SKILLS!

[deathguy167]

Why the hell don't you have 30 trillion views?!

[prtz2csm]

The sleeper one made me laugh so hard

[ToraydoBull]

The Sleeper technique!!! OMMGGGGGG SOOOOO hilarious

[anastasssia98]

i liked wen she said FRIENDLY TECHNICS xaxaxa :P after you slap the other it is friendly :P

[Danceismypassion101]

I actually use the NO NO NO way to get out of talking to people i HATE!

[Breeezyy15]

I use "No." and the rape one on a daily basis.

[bestsoylatteueverhad]

i like how this is as seen on Wrong Planet Aspergers...

[TravisCallaghan]

@soccerchick265

Are you kidding me? :S Jenna Marbles can't even compare with Grace.

[32JeremyA]

omg i would rape u



[heyitsholly204]

NEOOO!

[TheMeghan1228]

Hey Grace.

No.

What?

No.

[ladosib]

Love the unnecessary burp at the end~

[soccerchic265]

i like jenna marbles face tactic alot better

[akawakanebaneba1]

this might have been one of my favorite videos. *startle and fall asleep* next time i talk to that bitch Kathy (what a slut), i'm gonna clap in her face (cuz i'm pretty sure she's got the clap down there [if ya know what i mean]), and say NO!.........yea, Kathy totally doesn't exist. But i'm tired, so it's ok

[xxartemis8xx]

Press: 1 - how the night starts (talkin about her feelings n shit( 2 - she keeps talking and giving examples to shit i dont care about 3 - "dicks" 4 (repeated) - what she says when i try to put it in her butt 5 - after sex 6 - when they realize who they slept with 7 - every date iv ever been on 8 - how my nite usually goes (her atlkin bout random shit i dont care a about) 9 - how i want it to go............ ;)

[xxartemis8xx]

TECHNICALLY if you slapped her with your left hand her face would be going in the other direction.....lol. jus sayin... :P

[atackierpink]

Yeah, to "give head" means something else where I'm from..

[scenesinscarlet]

RAPE

[savoneo]

I did the rape thing.. It worked but I was like carried away by some guards or some shit... IDK

[darcy4life13]

O-O No!

[cheree4life]

Rape. Lmfao. I always do that.

[sumdeepstuff]

I'm sure you'd want to be as cool as Jenna Marbles, but in reality you really fail.

[weeboman]

i can't breathe

[cedarwould]

the rape one worked great the other day. thanks helbig.

[alehax27]

yelling rape never fails. 

[Nelzevir]

@alehax27 I tried it and got tackled.

I'm a guy.

[SmileySophiax3]

LOL. i have those lint rollers on the shelf ;o they are from ikea ;D

[SinfulMakeup17]

i cannot stop laughing.

[TheTheSkillers]

"Oh, hey Grace, I.." "Rape" I could not stop laughing

[BreaksTheStereoType]

NO!

[obsessedtwifan33]

I tried no on my mom lmao never again

[omacronalpha1]

I've actually had someone use "no" on me.

[OhDangitsAng225]

I did the sleeper hold on my friend....took her ten mins till she fucking walked awayXD

[Heratio123]

0:08 invisible dicks

[carlosinferi]

LOL press 7.

Bitchslap!

[jbearden]

Narcissism is hardly comedy, deary.

[mmmF00d]

ahahah you slapped to the left, but then moved your face to the right

[shaqur618]

O M G i couldn't stop laughing

[ItsSnowWhiteQueen]

RAPE..RAPE..

OMG. <3 Makes me laugh so muchh.

[TheMEMErryl]

Wow. Loved this, it's really helpful. Does the rape thing apply to the same sex?

[emilyroxursoxadmitit]

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHH THIS IS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO EVER.

[Jessikaaaaaaah]

Oh eM Gee, i cried with laughter at the video ;'L

[mhazey2011]

Rape!! Haha

[mileyandliam4ever]

NO!!!!!! *claps* oh my gosh. i almost died laughing at that part

[flow7er]

NO *claps* 

[felix25532]

o my god!!! this vide made me laugh so hard that i tears came on my eyes!!! lol fucking awseome!!!!!!

[clarinetluvr811]

i use the rape one all the time!

[ShannonMartin317]

Hahaha, hey Grace, rape!

Haha best one I'd use that!

[marissaeatssnow]

thecamcamera copied this video

[squishyfroggie]

NO.

[TheUninterestingKids]

NO.

[rebeccam2]

so next time I run into a teacher at the super market I will yell rape, or slap them...nice.

[Anticrombie918]

i was in a situation like that. he was blabbing about the church. i found my spot to start talking about production agriculture. 2 minutes later, he was saying he had to go... I WIN :P

[Lesardah]

@Anticrombie918 That's awesome :)

[NeWaGeLou]

thatz interesting, i do the same thing. except i also use a dropkick to my repertoire

[MrDynamicdingo]

i tried the rape thing...it didnt end well

[THErandomcheese14]

your sleeper hold didn't work. My sister kept talking to me. It was worth a try though, thanks. Maybe it will work on other people.

[matboy891]

i love when you slap the "girl" her head goes the opposite way you slapped her lol. Like, you slapped "her" using your left hand and she turned to the right lol

[femdykenytrate]

Rape! lmao, i love u grace!

[Tones4me1]

A vacuous waste of oxygen. She should be honored that anyone would even consider talking to her.

[AngelicaKA1]

I was chewing on cardboard.

[Clarissahbad]

haha girly burp!

[ChargersRock1995]

@kingston0708 if you don't like it then don't watch it and leave us to our own devices instead of trying to suck the joy out of things for your own pleasure:) why not go watch videojug on how to bungeejump without a bungee?

Grace:D I've used the slapstick and the no and I must say...they are quite effective!

[JennaGUnit]

the people who dislike this video, are the people that have had this happen to them.

[indianforlife123]

ur slap is the wrong way ?

[kingston0708]

what an annoying person she is!!!!

[OMGlookitsMANDY]

EL OH EL

[Zamliyx3]

sometime´s you look like the little sister from heidi klum..

[steph78745]

Haaa when I see someone I don't wanna talk to I just avoid eye contact at all costs :)

[MAGaudy]

Some of these friendly techniques would be a bit useful ;)

I think this video got me hooked!

[walkingonfeet]

RAPE

[Bellamarii69]

i liked the tactics you mentioned. i used it on my Nana and i just ended up with an overlypinched cheek. so maybe not the best person to use it on. c:

[xrobx250]

XD Oh god, that was hilarious. Definitely just found yourself a new subscriber :D

[katieisblue]

mehhh minus ten points for the rape joke. that shit can be triggering and shouldn't be a joke.

[SammieGurl123456]

just a few things1- why do you put the bleep sound at the beginning of the video even though we can heard the entire F word. 2-lmao @ friendly techniques 3- pretty awesome burp at the end

[Solangiee2]

FRIENDLY? GRACE U CRAZY I LOVE YOU <3 :D

[bbccaprice89]

Your gorgeous. May I please be your couch?

[twolves3521]

So, i got pulled over and did not want to talk to this cop. So I tried out your slapstick tactic...

[TheRealAngieMcCoy]

Nyo!

[iRufus]

This is amazing advice to get rid of phone salesmen and cold callers. Im so glad I had the opportunity to try this out right now =) It makes recieving their calls much more fun!

[bermizer]

Thank god you can press stop if you're watching an annoying YouTube

[MrSmiles51]

I liked #1 but I do not think I can do it.

[puputneha]

NO!!!

[Remit007]

My favorite part of the video is the sining at the start, not because the rest is bad but because the singing is just soooo gooooood!

[halogod666]

1:48 lol.

[Cre8iveSignWorks]

id rather get head than get slapped

but if you want to slap me that be ok too

rape! rape!

[rangu66]

hahaha friendly techniques?

[hahaohmy]

I've tried watching this video 2 times and both times it shut down my computer.

what are you up to grace? WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?

[iBehRawr]

@hahaohmy She's trying to tell you that you need a new computer...

[BHZolo360]

@hahaohmy NO... NO.. no 

[Benjy906]

i've used the "no" before, fucking love it.

[racehorse87]

I've totally used the sleeping one. :)

[todaywasfairytalish]

Lmaooo<3

[J93C97V510]

hahaha this video made me laugh so hard *turning head* and i have to say the **sleeping one** was the BEST!! "that was fast"

[bigvirgotube]

Soo, that's why you yelled 'Rape'...and why those 14 cops beat the crap out of me..and why I'm spending 20 yrs on a chain gang...cuz you didn't want to talk to me. You could've texted...'go away u lsr'.

[idfkandrew]

Love it, but it reminds me of another video a random girl made three weeks ago with the same title.

[xylotism]

You're pretty awesome. Let's be friends! with benefits. in bed. yeah.

[tristan01101]

You are hilariously adorable.

[taylor189]

gonna try everything

[Zamliyx3]

can i fart on your face plz?

[KelsoKutcher728]

Did anyone else catch how she was slapped in the wrong direction?? lol.

[julietthugangel]

been looking or ways to do dis.. tanx for d info. u r soo pretty, :)

[pkrska]

Wow, your beautiful.

[Agremen]

wow what a waste of my download time!

[scobrodude]

(insert number of dislikes) don't (insert joke made in video)

[GeoffM30]

How about this. You talk I listen then I say something and then you go on with your life like I never said anything. Hey wait a minute.

[amberview30]

I just pick up a telephone and start dialing.

[Zamliyx3]

are u in a relationship?

[SoarOfTheConchords]

WINNING

[pkrska]

@SoarOfTheConchords .... LOL!!! That's what I wanted to say. Great line.

[LILOKLOL]

she shuold stop making vidoes

[SammyAndTheLight]

I'm loving the the variations of 'You know what the means!"... You could try doing that in different accents... Or you could, not. OKAYAWKWARD!

The slap made me want to die inside a little bit.

[STILLNAKEDBULLWINKLE]

I detect an accent...where are you from in the lower forty eight! Not alaska that is for sure which is my stomping ground! I just subbed! You are a refreshing find! :)

[Kreechum]

I've only done the head turning when someone talked to me... Usually if a stranger talks to me I turn away

[lettucelive]

WHO COULD HATE YOU, GRACE?!

[RakeBone]

wow ur hair is amazing in this vid

[unfamouschris]

i hope you use one of those on me if we ever meet. well maybe not the rape one. i wouldn't survive in prison. i'm a light sleeper.

[DJjizzle2811]

no no NO! GRACE!!! ha ha i do the same 'sleep noise'!

[Domindian2829]

ive totally done "The Sleeper Hold" hahahahha!!!

[KrystenBaby232]

haha hilarious.

[Evangeline30575]

Hey Grace! NO no No NO no No NO no No NO no

[KelsoKutcher728]

That burb was sexy, lol.

[cratos54]

lmao dis vid is awsome

[bennhodapp]

I want to tackle you into a large pile of leaves. There would be giggles. And do your worst to me as a New Viewser.

[b1acknovember]

First time I ever met a girl that would rather give head than talk.

[anxietyatthepub]

I love this, definately using the slapstick in all situations now.

[Nickolanious]

Did you say "rape" quietly because you're in your apartment?

[FortificationCity]

You're so FUNNY!

[DommyFresh]

I wish I had this video to watch last week. At least I know what to do now. Thanks Grace :)

[MisterSmileyVirus]

Grace! Is Stefani busy?? I want your cousin to make a vlog again.

ps- Daily Grace? more like...... daily mace. cause every time I watch your videos I spray mace at the computer... cause you look like a molestor.

You've been hazed.

[TheSassyred15]

You have alot of lint rollers

[mtvgal0010]

haha when she said rapeeeeeeeeee

[specktor16]

rape is not a joke grace.

[DigitalCable]

I find a well time fart can really help in these matters. Just ensure noise levels are optimal.

[VAP0R99]

lol 'rape'

[misabelhvc]

dude, you look A LOT like Emma Watson. just sayin'

[CJSteveMcBean2]

There are no words I can use to describe how funny you are. Comedy Genius!

[jinitron]

That was hilarious.

You're hilarious.

You should do comedy.

Go into comedy.

Listen to Jin, drink it up, cause I got the ideas. *nods in self approval*

[fgypsy45]

so many views "-_- man tips? give em a dollar and nodd your head and walk away/ give them a one second look from the head to the toe and walk away/chuck cents at their feet and walk away/ thats happens to me all time where someone remembers me their brains are like flashing they say " hey'" i just nod my head a lil upwards with my eyes and walk away that works for charities also

[dippy17]

I usually shout "RAPE!" when someone tries to hug me...

[pepsiponymad]

im tottally gonna try some of them out ;) thanks Grace!

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Grace. The sleeper hold, reminded me of one of those fainting goats. But, much cuter.

[boy3600]

Thanks Grace, i never tried raping someone to make them go away. But now im doing it all the time. It Really Works!! XD

[thecwproject]

LMAO! RAPE!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! :D

[jenniwitt03]

I've never tried or seen "the sleeper hold" before. That would be super weird. and creepy.. Guess it would work though! Niiicee ..I guessss

:)

[closedmouth]

none of these worked

[ArielleIsHamming]

Totally faved this one lmao!

[writtenlullabye]

You're so full of win!

[AMLWong]

The moment when she went 'OW' was priceless. Oh my goodness

[assHalex]

YOU ARE AMAZING!!!

[broadwayislove]

you can actually get in a lot of trouble for yelling rape and not being raped.

[baseballreg123]

give them head? i thought that meant something else...

[SaiakuShunshin]

tits or gtfo.

[concord327]

silence works too

[iRufus]

What's that word you keep trying to say but it gets beeped out? I can't quite catch it...

[davidsquall351]

I will use the "Rapem if you got em" strategy....lol

[kassikangas]

I did the no thing today and she didn't leave ;/

[liiivoi]

Your techniques are always useful.

[Manzona1390]

pretend u sharted?  and u gotta go at that moment.

[VlogginLife]

LOL!!! I love your sense of humor...you are way too awesome!

[PerthPete1]

the burp and request to be excused would would work just as effectively.

[jennyluvsher]

Great tips! Though 1:29 isn't very friendly. Just saying.

Anyways, I LOL'd :D

[x7ehsmoke]

Can you stop calling me a fucker ? beatch.

[lxcoon]

The next time a viewers recognizes you and comes to say hi you should slap them and then yell "RAPE!" It'll be funny.

[bob8mike]

Hilarious!!! Thanks Grace for bringing a smile to my face.

[46664RainbowNation]

rape

[btralha]

pause the video then press 1 then 3