Last time I checked, an orange is WAY softer than an apple!! If you stuff your pack like this guy does, wouldnt you want a nice,firm apple at the bottom, compared to an orange thats gonna get squashed into juice???? And bagels with cream cheese wont get mushy?? Hey Chris, pack a pizza while you're at it............
How long does this guy hike? Cream cheese bagels really? after a couple of hours on or off the trail the cream cheese is going to be all nasty . I can sorta see the bagel it's a harder bread so it won't crush or crumble
He must be a day tripper because he shure ain't no week long trekker
this guy is a joke he sounds like he is on drugs or something. are these videos even serious? cream cheese bagels when backpacking wtf is this guy talking about
I absolutely 'lost it' in laughter reading all the comments below......These comments serve a more practical purpose than the video above. Thank you members from Idiots Village for the inspiration to these individuals for their more valued inputs.
Seriously? Seriously? Bagels and cream cheese? Are we talking about an afternoon outing and a packed lunch? How many people really need advice on how to pack a lunch?
any damn idiot would know that they need to bring perishable foods, food that will stay fresh for a long time and doesnt need any refrigeration (WOW THAT's NOT HARD!) unless ur in the winter season, in that case get urself sum porc-chops, steak and a fkin can of beans and sum beer, now THAT's survival :]
ive been camping since i was 9, but 10 years later im figuring that theres alot of people who like to post bs over the net, try going a week of camping
What is up with this guy's advice? Advanced? Really? Uhmmm... trail mix? Is that what he's basically saying to bring? Trail mix? How is that advanced? And how's that going to get me three days in and three days out exactly?
And what happened to the promised segment about learning about HOW to pack the food?
All of these "expert" videos are beyond ridiculous. Anyone know how to get these deleted from YouTube on grounds of false/misleading claims and instructional information? Seriously.
Thats really it??? Advanced??? Oh i hope people dont rely on this one as a comparison as to whats really advanced in backpacking... Theres so much more than that....
Its not worth the trouble. Pack an MRE, thats (meal ready to eat) for thoes smarter fellows. Requires nothing but opening it to eat it. You can find them at most military surplus/army navy style stores. Also try outdoors stores.
I live in the U.K and eat lightwieght stuff for breakfast and lunch and U.S MRE's as my evening meal,(with some of the packaging removed.) When spending 3 - 4 days trekking and wild camping it's not enough just to survive, I want to enjoy my dinner!
m punking on the brink...all that ugly chemical crap moreover this stuff is quiet expensive....use army combat rations !!! :)( no u.s.-rations...same crap) substantial, cheap and tasty...my recommendation: german army field rations called "epa"
How does this guy survive on the trail? I appreciate his intentions, but the know-how is severely lacking. Just hope some newbies to hiking dont think that this is a professional talking. If you are new and need advice...look at a few more vids.
"Things like walnuts. Or things like nuts". Oh dear. And I'll take sandwiches if I want to Mr. I'll make sure I don't put 'mushy' filling in. They wont go 'mushy'. My cream cheese went everywhere last time, lol. Maybe a bit of chocolate would be nice too. Perhaps some fruit juice, because I like to take that. And some oaty bars. A snack sausage maybe. I'll look after my apple!
That was horrible , thanks for nothing. Here is a good item a thermos with hot water and radmen soup. Its a good pick me up. Eating a box walnuts would suck.,
Hmmm, I have to agree. Not nearly enough substance in this really short video. The only thing I learned was that oranges do sound pretty good for my next backpacking trip...
You should alwasy keep fast burning energy sources with you to give you short, sharp boosts of energy; being snacks and an emergency ration pack made up of your own favourite sweets and chocolate. These, fast burning energy, foods are to be eaten throughout the day while walking to keep your energy levels topped up and to prevent you from feeling drousy, dizzy or sick due to the exercise. By the way you could do a little better on the prestning side of things.
This guy does not have a clue!! Things like nuts and fruit will not keep your energy levels topped up. If you have a trangia or a gas stove with you, then you can get pre-cooked rice with a bag of curry, either bought already in the bag or poured into a sealable bag from a tin. This sort of food is good for the evening because it can warm you up, and is also very useful during the trek because it is a slow burning energy source.
Zataran's rice/bean mix is what we brought on our last hike. 2 boxes (removed from boxes) for 3 hungry guys was a good amount for dinner. It was great! We also brought tortillas, sardines, and cheese to make burritos out of it.
The presentation needs more material in regards to suggested foods & packing methods. Nuts & dried fruit are insufficient nutrition for the body while under sustained exertion, such as backpacking, and require additional water for the body to process, being dried. Nutrition? Digestion? Hydration? Forget a meal-plan, or even the psychological effect of comfort foods, or something warm when cold. That being said, I do look forward to a more thorough attempt.
Yes sir. I do agree. I accidently clicked badly on your comment because I am an idiot. Anyways, I am about to embark on an elk hunt with my father in less than a month. I need info on survival tips.
the only fruit on the trail is this guy
modtwenty 3 months ago
Thanks for the tip!
I'll start drinking water on hiking trips from now on!
jonasgadegaard2710 6 months ago
Last time I checked, an orange is WAY softer than an apple!! If you stuff your pack like this guy does, wouldnt you want a nice,firm apple at the bottom, compared to an orange thats gonna get squashed into juice???? And bagels with cream cheese wont get mushy?? Hey Chris, pack a pizza while you're at it............
1234maddiekinz 7 months ago
this video had potential to be usefull
fanaticnik 7 months ago
Nothing was conveyed
Jodonism 8 months ago
that was useless
mikey2242 8 months ago
i am now less knowledgeable than i was 1 minuet and 33 seconds ago.
UFOgamestudios 8 months ago
@solobackpacking but mexicans are the spiciest
lifeisgood12341 9 months ago
How long does this guy hike? Cream cheese bagels really? after a couple of hours on or off the trail the cream cheese is going to be all nasty . I can sorta see the bagel it's a harder bread so it won't crush or crumble
He must be a day tripper because he shure ain't no week long trekker
lifeisgood12341 9 months ago
this guy is a joke he sounds like he is on drugs or something. are these videos even serious? cream cheese bagels when backpacking wtf is this guy talking about
pajiad191 9 months ago
@Joedanbeck he is my father ya punk
SuperKing613 10 months ago
ummmmmmmm
KeepItGreenKing 10 months ago
For food I simply hunt down lone backpackers.
Italians, Chinese and Japanese backpackers for variety.
Vegetarian hikers for fiber.
solobackpacking 10 months ago
@solobackpacking ahahahaha love it
GeordieBiker422 6 months ago
As short as it is useless.
phrayzar 11 months ago
Useless!
morgandewolfe 11 months ago
Oranges don't bruise? Wow, new advice to me...
eagleblackbelt 11 months ago
This is the worst information I have ever heard. Must be going in an RV! I know he was dressed for it.
pughmecdoc 1 year ago 2
wow, thats alot of advanced shit to process at one time for me...do you have a beginner lesson?
jeret001 1 year ago
as far as "lack of advice" goes, this is a great vid!
ashtin1958 1 year ago
Who wants to place bets that this guy has never been on the trail for more than twenty miles?
KandKrichelderfer 1 year ago
So basically he is telling us to take our nuts.
agun17 1 year ago 2
I absolutely 'lost it' in laughter reading all the comments below......These comments serve a more practical purpose than the video above. Thank you members from Idiots Village for the inspiration to these individuals for their more valued inputs.
gchardy 1 year ago
Is Expert Village just some thing this guy made up, or do they just not have any quality control?
unclebeen 1 year ago
Seriously? Seriously? Bagels and cream cheese? Are we talking about an afternoon outing and a packed lunch? How many people really need advice on how to pack a lunch?
Raoena 1 year ago
PUT PENUTBUTTER ON BOTH SIDES OF THE SANDWICH and it wont get mussey life lesson #7,124,521
zero1796 1 year ago 2
do you stay away from juices or pussyes? :D
777georgian 1 year ago
Out for a stroll in the park?
2icebaked 1 year ago
that was helpful lol
eastboundanddown100 2 years ago
This guy reminds me of my gay English teacher Lmao...
hondarideordie 2 years ago
this guys a noob
evanje53 2 years ago 19
Why do people make a video outdoors and not use a wind screen on the microphone? Maybe expert village has a video on how to make a video.
sirguy104 2 years ago 4
howcast is better than expert village.
any damn idiot would know that they need to bring perishable foods, food that will stay fresh for a long time and doesnt need any refrigeration (WOW THAT's NOT HARD!) unless ur in the winter season, in that case get urself sum porc-chops, steak and a fkin can of beans and sum beer, now THAT's survival :]
ive been camping since i was 9, but 10 years later im figuring that theres alot of people who like to post bs over the net, try going a week of camping
cormany71 2 years ago
@cormany71 I'm hoping you mean nonperishable?
nonoah59 2 years ago
What a freakin retard. Expert my ass.
SuperPangloss 2 years ago
wtf is this shit!?!
billburnsbrasky 2 years ago
so u thinks people dont already know this?
lenhoj85 2 years ago
What is up with this guy's advice? Advanced? Really? Uhmmm... trail mix? Is that what he's basically saying to bring? Trail mix? How is that advanced? And how's that going to get me three days in and three days out exactly?
And what happened to the promised segment about learning about HOW to pack the food?
All of these "expert" videos are beyond ridiculous. Anyone know how to get these deleted from YouTube on grounds of false/misleading claims and instructional information? Seriously.
hypeisdead 2 years ago 3
bring sandwiches the same as bringing lunch to school, stupid. peanut butter sandwiches.
afterthefox7 2 years ago
Thats really it??? Advanced??? Oh i hope people dont rely on this one as a comparison as to whats really advanced in backpacking... Theres so much more than that....
SurvivalWithBushcraf 2 years ago
Its not worth the trouble. Pack an MRE, thats (meal ready to eat) for thoes smarter fellows. Requires nothing but opening it to eat it. You can find them at most military surplus/army navy style stores. Also try outdoors stores.
Surefire3333 2 years ago
I live in the U.K and eat lightwieght stuff for breakfast and lunch and U.S MRE's as my evening meal,(with some of the packaging removed.) When spending 3 - 4 days trekking and wild camping it's not enough just to survive, I want to enjoy my dinner!
dkjngl 2 years ago
Change your name into not so expert village.
ridler2012 2 years ago 2
Ramen noodles and high mileage....until you get to the next town.
PrinceMyshkin82 2 years ago
can expert village hire me also so i can give useless information
discourageme77 2 years ago 20
m punking on the brink...all that ugly chemical crap moreover this stuff is quiet expensive....use army combat rations !!! :)( no u.s.-rations...same crap) substantial, cheap and tasty...my recommendation: german army field rations called "epa"
staplesInk 2 years ago
maybe a village but few of these people have any know how in "their" field
pineapplenewton1 2 years ago
is this a joke??
amjadghost 2 years ago
How does this guy survive on the trail? I appreciate his intentions, but the know-how is severely lacking. Just hope some newbies to hiking dont think that this is a professional talking. If you are new and need advice...look at a few more vids.
irishventurer 2 years ago 2
umm anybody could of said that not very expert like
DrGreenfun 2 years ago
nice ideas
ferrisbueller9000 2 years ago
"Things like walnuts. Or things like nuts". Oh dear. And I'll take sandwiches if I want to Mr. I'll make sure I don't put 'mushy' filling in. They wont go 'mushy'. My cream cheese went everywhere last time, lol. Maybe a bit of chocolate would be nice too. Perhaps some fruit juice, because I like to take that. And some oaty bars. A snack sausage maybe. I'll look after my apple!
noodlepie7 2 years ago
I see "Expert Village" is not lacking any idiots.. this video is a joke
Maxx6689 2 years ago 2
That was horrible , thanks for nothing. Here is a good item a thermos with hot water and radmen soup. Its a good pick me up. Eating a box walnuts would suck.,
stunludez03 2 years ago
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mnmcrapass 3 years ago
Hmmm, I have to agree. Not nearly enough substance in this really short video. The only thing I learned was that oranges do sound pretty good for my next backpacking trip...
yongmudoapex 3 years ago
what the hell was the point of that?
"for the trail, bring food that holds up well on the trail, not food that won't do well on the trail."
seriously
whitespot86 3 years ago 3
I have found that generally speaking, "expert village" is sub-par.
Mithras234 3 years ago 2
Not all the time, some of their vids are really helpful, just not this one :P
cruddiestcrudever 2 years ago
The only one I liked is the one that toldme not to store a sleeping bag in the stuff sack.
AUGRE12345 2 years ago
Wow! With jokers like this, it's obvious why "Expert Village" is only a village.
indytoe 3 years ago
I bet this guy packs fudge...lol
cuatthereservation 3 years ago
If you can't present; it's best not to do it at all!
Edwardo1993 3 years ago
You should alwasy keep fast burning energy sources with you to give you short, sharp boosts of energy; being snacks and an emergency ration pack made up of your own favourite sweets and chocolate. These, fast burning energy, foods are to be eaten throughout the day while walking to keep your energy levels topped up and to prevent you from feeling drousy, dizzy or sick due to the exercise. By the way you could do a little better on the prestning side of things.
Edwardo1993 3 years ago
This guy does not have a clue!! Things like nuts and fruit will not keep your energy levels topped up. If you have a trangia or a gas stove with you, then you can get pre-cooked rice with a bag of curry, either bought already in the bag or poured into a sealable bag from a tin. This sort of food is good for the evening because it can warm you up, and is also very useful during the trek because it is a slow burning energy source.
Edwardo1993 3 years ago
Zataran's rice/bean mix is what we brought on our last hike. 2 boxes (removed from boxes) for 3 hungry guys was a good amount for dinner. It was great! We also brought tortillas, sardines, and cheese to make burritos out of it.
nisguy 3 years ago
The presentation needs more material in regards to suggested foods & packing methods. Nuts & dried fruit are insufficient nutrition for the body while under sustained exertion, such as backpacking, and require additional water for the body to process, being dried. Nutrition? Digestion? Hydration? Forget a meal-plan, or even the psychological effect of comfort foods, or something warm when cold. That being said, I do look forward to a more thorough attempt.
blamshiza 3 years ago
Yes sir. I do agree. I accidently clicked badly on your comment because I am an idiot. Anyways, I am about to embark on an elk hunt with my father in less than a month. I need info on survival tips.
musiclover609 3 years ago
this guy is wayyyy!! to high on life
campingenthusiast 3 years ago
is this guy on meth?
BryanTayara 3 years ago
lol
BHagey 3 years ago
need a lot of water with all that dried food.
actionman1966 4 years ago
beans beans the wonderful fruit...
sfballach 4 years ago