Six ton UARS satellite to hit surface of the earth

[doceigen]

No, its being held in space by a tractor beam, a type of particle beam hidden for decades by NASA. They are bringing it down slowly to AREA 51 where they have made arrangements to send it aboard an alien spacecraft, 60 light years for exhibition at a alien museum. Meanwhile, they will drop EIMPBs (earthquake inducing mini-psycho bombs) instead, WHY?!... because they are ripe bastards, and simply 'feel like it'... see??!

[rock28574]

@doceigen Hippy? 

[doceigen]

@rock28574 "Hippy?"

Why?... do you have an extra one? Is she cute?

[BetweenTheFade]

UARS fell back to Earth between 11:23 p.m. EDT Friday, Sept. 23 and 1:09 a.m. EDT Sept. 24. According to a NASA spokesman, Air Force space-tracking specialists report UARS entered the atmosphere over the Pacific Ocean. However, the precise time and locale aren't yet known.

[allaboutthelaugh]

OH MY GOD MAN HIT IN ENGLAND BY UARS SAT NEW FOOTAGE JUST IN MAN HURT BY PIECE NEW FOOTAGE

[digitalbroadcaster]

Ironic that the advert that annoyingly popped up was advertising........solar panels! I'll just wait for the free one that may land on my house in the next hour or two. Self-installing too! Class!

[azarazar007]

A dog was VAPORIZED in Egypt in 1911... exactly 100 years ago when a commit hit earth.

[Lovetek10]

@azarazar007 Not to mention the dinosaurs...

[ReimuHakureiShrine]

Hit justin bieber or rebecca black please

[Ellieissooboredlike]

@ReimuHakureiShrine or miley cyrus

[IVAN23KOBE]

imagine if this thing fell on a white house... LOL !!!

[SSBBPlayListMaker]

It'll suck for anyone on an airplane when it falls...

[Mental5ive]

"no one has ever been killed by space debris" Famous last words...

[MeisterderSiegel]

Satellit UARS stürzt unkontrolliert auf die Erde

[MrShuttle305]

bro you wont get any money for it cul if it does hit you you will be dead, ummm

six tons you say?

[2Kazoo]

The majority of the earth's surface is water anyway. If it does hit anyone, they would probably go down in history as being the unluckiest person ever.

[Worrun]

it would be cool if it ran out in 2004 and since there has been no contact with the team on-board. they come to earth and they're infected and start a zombie pandemic xD

[zZzCrazyHorrorFanzZz]

Transformers....I have nothing to say at all xD

[honzakat]

How did Grandpa die? A satelitte fell on him....

[wwejheaton]

@honzakat LOL

[harrystone123]

where do ITN buy their views from? I find it hard to believe a video with 33,112 views has only 56 comments

[loveofnature35]

Hope it don't hit any nuke plants

[adds102]

26 pieces, how accurate.

[dazblaze04]

wouldnt it be funny if it hit nasa headquarters

[Corkboomer3000]

@dazblaze04 lol that is funny

[MrSouthphillyitalian]

thats when comet elenin is soposed to pass us

[NindicaPinionsLight]

Reversed - Six ton UARS satellite to hit surface of the earth

youtube . com/watch?v=2ZaPQTvvWGo

[Mr1958louief]

Never say, "Never." If it hit my house JACK POT::))

[jimmyplague]

This is not gonna end good, totally inresponsible by NASA

[cantermerdock]

@jimmyplague "I heard NASA's gonna give us a two hour heads up before it hits"

How far can you travel in two hours? Eight hundred km? Mir was, or at least was said to be, a controlled re-entry. This re-entry is said to be 'odds are not worthy of a controlled re-entry". SSPP structure will impact @ 44 m/s with a simple mass of 150kg. Look forward to the un-controlled re-entry future.

[keefmeister77]

I heard NASA's gonna give us a two hour heads up before it hits. While this may be enough time to build a space junk proof enclosure or catch a flight to Antartica, I'll just throw caution to wind and wait it out on the patio with a 6 pack. Call me wacky.

[cantermerdock]

@keefmeister77

Nasa dot gov_pdf_585584main_UARS_Status dot pdf

Does the concorde fly to antarctica :))

If it did it may be obstructed by hail, or possibly a failed satellite! I won't get into the metrics ;)

I hope a ‘two hour heads up’ does not result in a littering fine, or not at most a ‘you killed my child’ litigation ;)

nasa won’t pay :)

[KDZigZag]

.. sounds like a ghost ride .. look out

[sarecen99]

i hope it hits france

[corksterism]

..I hope it only hits democrats...

[cantermerdock]

@44fox44 The USG never bothered to pay the littering fine for skylab ;-)

[ZEDZOR2]

Do u feel lucky punks ?

[liamsagooch]

@44fox44 What's the need in being so damn hostile. Learn some damn respect.

[CowboyNovocaine]

Just get China to shoot it down

[CowboyNovocaine]

Just get China to shoot it down

[0113leedsunited]

Please god let it hit the gypos on dale farm, so the rest of us dont have to look and listen to there disgusting ways!

[humza215]

i thought its spelt tonne

[GTnumber1]

I'm sure if it hits someone, it'll only cause a little bump on the head..Nothing to worry about. folks...Carry on with your regular daily activities on Friday sept 23 when it hits...Don't be afraid

[birdandthe]

CAN IT BE GUIDED TO DALE FARM ENGLAND ?

[rondj1965]

yet

[cockwiper]

Hope it hits everyone but me so I can be the only 1 in the world wooooooooooo! That'll be a dream come true

[hyperspaceuk2012]

@cockwiper That being said, I hope it hits you.

[gavmcguinness8024]

I see they are playing the "contact your local authority if you find a piece, it's toxic" card!

I'd have the thing up on Ebay before you could say "Whats the number for the Police?" :P

[mrjimmyos]

"Hey Francine, I think I gots us a new satellite dish"

[thekillercrab]

I hate the way he says things at the end of his sentences DX

[hawkchic111]

There's over 13,000 Satellites up there around our Earth...

[OrganicHealer]

its time for someone to get hit if you ask me

[om3g4z3r0]

i hope it hits rebecca black in da face

[MsMe1001]

This shit UARS is American made so if its going to hit the ground instead of the ocean i hope it will drop some where in america

[klopmarick]

lets hope it hits justin bieber xD

[ThePrestonChannel]

ET Phone Home !

[Pct3ch]

With my luck it will be me that gets hit by this thing.. lol ~C~

[maria610421]

Its funny only just over a week ago I was speaking about these satalite crashing to earth. The is a chance it could hit the White House, if no one know where its likely to land. Every thing carries elements of risk.

[BigMrFirebird]

Can't we bid for where we'd like it to hit?

Nominations? Dale Farm? The Koch Bros? Simon Cowell?

[Pct3ch]

@BigMrFirebird my vote is for DALE FARM.. ;) ~Pct3ch~

[locouk]

I'd have the thing on Ebay before the person it hit got taken to hospital..

[markuscc]

@locouk Just hope that it doesn't hit your dog or you will have to take him to vet. Or, that it doesn't hit you in the teeth or you will have to go to dentist. Or, that it doesn't crash into your groceries or you will have to go to grocery store for more food.

[BetweenTheFade]

@locouk you cant sell it on Ebay because its federal property, you will be investigated and if its discovered to be a real piece of the satellite then you will probably be charged with some sort of theft.

[cantermerdock]

@BetweenTheFade Umm….if someone drops their junk in someone else’s yard intentionally or recklessly, I don’t believe it is necessarily the legal property of the so called original owner.

If the junk lands in the US then a resident may be investigated and possibly charged with some sort of ‘theft’ if they are non-cooperative.

[BetweenTheFade]

@cantermerdock no you are wrong, check the US federal properties law. doesn't mater what country your from, US does it all the time if one of there military drones or planes lands in a foreign country it has to be returned, ownership is not transferred simply because you have come into possession of it.

[cantermerdock]

@BetweenTheFade are you attempting to make 6 Billion people afraid of US federal properties law :)

There are greater odds of being struck by US space junk :)

[BetweenTheFade]

@cantermerdock I'm simply stating not to try sell it on EBay if you find it, if you wanna keep it then keep it, I would keep it if I found it, but you cant sell it on a mainstream classifieds page or they will just take it away from you. go troll somewhere else ty

[themightyjoseph]

@locouk According to NASA anyone who finds a piece of the satellite must return it as it is a property of US government and it is also illegal to sell it on ebay apparently. Bummer.

[SimlessinSeattle]

@locouk The U.S. Government declared it as American property, so you can't sell it. :p

[locouk]

@SimlessinSeattle If it lands in my yard, I'll declare it my property. NASA can have it for the right price.

[meadman718]

@locouk Lol, make sure people know that its been collecting comic radiation for the last 20 years and that should be a selling feature! Good comment!

[Mee551able]

hope it hits me

[madotee]

@Mee551able it's gonna injure u :/

[KlingonSpider]

imagine your luck if you got hit. i mean that would just suck so much balls. well at least your pitiful existence would go down in history as the first person to ever be hit by human-made space debris and die. one for the history books. 400 years from now, you would be remembered. somehow i like the sound of that, even though it would be for a moment, but isn't that what we all are on grand scale of things... a moment. damn, i got a little carried away with this comment, lol... ive been drinking

[drunkalfuzzyness]

@KlingonSpider ..very deep haha :]

[mustanglead]

It's good to see that ITN have finally caught up with the news.. lol! I knew about this weeks ago.

[AgothInnCloth]

I hate the way they news readers are trained to talk......

[lestube001]

yet !

[danoking69]

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