Funny Photography Quotes (Part 3)

[padlockd]

I think all the rich idiots who don't know anything about cameras should just give their gear to me. That would be a much better way to learn, right? =)

[jamesyangdu]

this is great entertainment, I really enjoyed this.

I'm interested in seeing more videos of your creative process, for example, what goes through your head when you take pictures...

[punnu5997]

I have started viewing your videos just now only and you now what ? I like them so much, B'coz there is fantastic music in the backgrounds of lens reviews and the information is detailed and of pro level. Really thanks to you and your group for such efforts!!! hats off

[Lilkiwiguy87]

Well, why, thank you. :)

[royaldragoons]

What's "pixel peeling"?

[Lilkiwiguy87]

Someone who buys the G.N.L. (GREATEST, NEWEST, and LATEST) cameras just to look at pictures at extremely high magnifications such as 150%, 200%, 400%, or even 800% then start whining about dead pixels, hot pixels, sensor grease, black pixels, chromatic aberration, softness, etc. etc. WITHOUT actually using the camera to take nice pictures.

[royaldragoons]

Thanks =D

[Nirryde]

hehe I actually saw a guy who bought a D700 and I never saw any pictures from them all he does is too cry about back-focusing and hot pixles...

[Procrastinatathor]

No wonder the ratings are disabled - most of the situations presented are merely example of how humanity doesn't uses it's mind. And how 99% of all photographers are gearheads today.

[Lilkiwiguy87]

Photography lost its innocence, that's why.

[spongebens]

really? the whole ken rockwell site is a joke? :-|

[Lilkiwiguy87]

Yes, I'm afraid so.

Go to his website and click on ABOUT, read every word on that page.

[spongebens]

yeah, a lot of self-praising and biased reviews. but maybe not EVERY word is BS.

and i sense some bitterness here. or maybe envy?

question: what do you call those who make fun of so called "gearheads" just to prove to people that they are not gearheads themselves?

man, i thought photographers should be supporting and encouraging one another.

[Lilkiwiguy87]

That would be pretty arrogant thing to do, this old classic "I'm better than you" battle never ends.

Supportive and encouraging photographers happen to be maybe 2% of the whole photographer population.

[coolchef1337]

Haha. Stupid gearheads.

I hope you all don't think i'm a gearhead only because of interest in some Nikons and Nikkors. :)

I like photography, not wasting time on looking on lens reviews like others.

[Lilkiwiguy87]

Well... Let's see here... Why do you have a Nikon logo as your display picture on the channel?

[coolchef1337]

I like this brand, nothing else.

[SLRsnake]

this may sound stupid but i have never heard the world pixel peeler what is it? ( im guessing it a person who is pretty much obsessed to find differences in pixel size )

[Lilkiwiguy87]

Close guess, a pixelpeeler is a person who can't take a decent picture because they waste away $8,000 on a Nikon D3X just to look at their pictures at 100%, 200%, or 400% magnification then start bitching about it.

Go to our blog (link is on the main channel) and under "Today's Photographers' Glossary", there are better explantation for "pixelpeeler" that I wrote. :)

[SLRsnake]

ok thank you and ill check out that website

[ogrefoot]

hilarious...

[devhuman]

Love explosions in the sky!!!!

[Lilkiwiguy87]

Hah, wouldn't know, I just pick a song that matches the time length. :)

[BittersweetManor]

Always enjoy your videos!

[kcreativeuk]

Great work!

[ChicoEdge]

A writer and a photographer are having coffee. The writer looks at the photographer's portfolio and comments that his camera takes great photos. The photographer responds by suggesting the writer's word processing program writes great stories.

[Shmithers]

The only is if the guy or gal who had the 50mm f/1.8, 14-24, 24-70, 70-200, 200-400, and the 85 f/1.4 was using a film body and switched to digital would it make since.

Also.. F7 :O

[Lilkiwiguy87]

(sigh) He never owned a Nikon camera before he began investing in lenses, he THOUGHT these lenses have a camera built in. I know, I know.

[Shmithers]

At least he's got some great lenses now :P If he decides that he doesn't need that 85mm anymore tell him I could use one :D

[libanlibanliban]

lol

[lostkeys42]

hahaha. well done.