Sonic Sez - Momma Robotnik's Birthday (Trees)

[BatmanFanLego]

Chilidogs don't grow on trees! Silly Sonic...

[SniperWolfeh]

That would end world hunger.

XD

[Luxai]

Trees are important.

[pikathesparklemouse]

MMMMMMMM! Chili dog tree! 2 get play fucking animal crossing, because that's also the game where MONEY grows on trees!

[PurpleMetaKnight2000]

Chili dogs don't grow on trees!

[ImAJ00guy]

0:19 He's really Metal Sonic, listen closely!

[owlblazek]

Sonic: do your part. plant a tree

*TWENTY YEARS LATER*

Reporter: Major devestation as traffic is still held up for the past 5 years from a large tree. Sources say sonic is responsible.

Sonic: 0_0

[Ocsttiac]

Did Sonic just plant a tree in the middle of the road?

[earthrose93]

cartoons these days need to learn a thing or two from sonic.

[NFREAK141]

"Your body needs oxygen! You're body can't run without it!"

Death Egg, Every single final zone in the new Sonic games, Final Engine, the opening to Sonic Unleashed.....

I thought so.

[BennyDia]

What happens if chilli-dogs REALLY grew on trees?

Obese Sonic

[smashbro47]

Why was he standing standing on a pile of shit anyway?

[Kurjak93]

that forest is psychedelic, looks like Sonic is taking acid

[pikazomboe]

Yeah Sonic if only chili dogs grew on trees...... well peppers grow on trees, right?

It's a start.....

[rawwis1]

*whiff* Ahh!Nothing like a whiff of oxygen!

[pinkkirbyredmile]

now i wish i could plant a chili dog!!! LOL

[game84cube]

If chili dogs grew on trees things would really stink As if the onions make it rancid enough, the dogs will indeed spoil, so Sonic, that last statement you just made just ruined your whole point.

[johntheant]

TREE!!!

[kfsryakunt09]

he was humping himself cos hes soooo fat!

[sango290]

0:14 turn on closed captions. laugh your ass off.

[DontLaffAtMyName]

The funny thing is that trees only make 1% of oxygen.

[mibevan]

TREE

[AtlanticSpamHammer]

you get my needs oxygen eugene ludwig battle

[BFHKevin]

nothing like that phrase now of the forced to clear out the old tree

[lamplight5]

why the FUCK is he standing by a rubbish dump???

[TotallyLisaCartoons]

I wanna plant trees with Sonic too!

[DrHojo123]

you have only to be done

[devil18236]

shut up you retard

[devil18236]

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[numbuh53]

LOL WTF is Sonic doing? A branch can't grow into a tree. A tree needs to have stem cells to grow into a proper tree and branches don't have those. SILLY SONIC.

[PivotOwnege]

Closed Captions:

I

Nothing like that phrase now of the forced to clear out the old three

That's That's plaguing training not sitting in there

You get my needs oxygen eugene ludwig battle

So if you live in this city

The everglades

Thanks Reid

You have only to be done

[login222222222222]

Sonic's advice: You only get oxygen from the trees you plant...

[HarukaJoge]

:09 sonic gained 20 pounds

[MrSonic5]

sonic likes ludwig

[didowexbox]

2 things

0:20 You body is made of METAL, NO WONDER YOU ARE SO FAST, YOU ARE NOT REAL (and you still need oxygen lolz).

0:24 planting what looks like a dead tree helps ?

[TheGameQube]

@didowexbox If you didn't comment on the dead tree I think I would have.

[Shadogal94]

YOU GET MY NEEDS OXYGEN EUGENE LUDWIG BATTLE

lmfao^^

[devil18236]

@Shadogal94 shut up you retard. i hate you.

[devil18236]

@Shadogal94 fhhhhhhhhhhh

[Shadogal94]

@devil18236 dick

[computerexpert3]

The captions say "Nothing like that phrase available forced to clear out the real world" WTF?

[Madskillz434]

Sonic is so obbssesed with chilli dogs.

[MamaLuigiBarrelRoll]

@Madskillz434 Who'd blame him? They're delicious!

[FunGuyFilmz]

LOL the transcript reads:

I

''nothing like that phrae now of the forced to clear out the old three

thats thats the plaguing training not sitting in there

you get my needs oxygen eugene ludwig battle

so if you live in this city

the everglades

thanks Reid

you have only to be done''

Thumb this comment up so everyone can know :D

[Coolblue3680]

@FunGuyFilmz What I got from video was:

"Nothing like that phrase mailed forced into a rental agreement

next wedding showing me what i was reading in the lead

nearby needs oxygen eugene ludwig battle

so if you live in the city

delivered planetree

invited dot"

LOL

[killette2]

@0:10

Sonic gets high off of that huge pink mushroom and everything gets trippy.

[TheBlackKitsune]

I'm pretty sure red trees can't photosynthesize.

[Holygiant]

I nothing like that phrase now of the forced to clear out the old three that's that's plaguing training not sitting in there you get my needs oxygen eugene ludwig battle so if you live in this city the everglades thanks Reid you have only to be done

[rickyony]

Sonic, you need water to grow a tree.

[SuperMrBentley]

You get my needs oxygen Euguene Ludwing Battle

Sonic's wise words.

[SuperMrBentley]

Sonic siembra marihuana jojojojojo

Sonic plants weed looool

[DuncanW08]

if chili dogs grew on trees then sonic would be real

[Killzone2375]

Now I want a chili dog

[jasuteisu13]

lol im only watching these because of the transcribe subtitles.

[MobiusHunter]

@jasuteisu13 What is with these subtitles?! There in a ton of these thing, there funny though!

[mrdretlu87]

yeah the woods with bear,fox,wolf and deer crap

[Spagettieater9000]

What's wrong with purple Play-Doh?

[MajBlood]

Trees are for taking a piss in the woods so no one can see you. Remember kids, piss on the trees so they will grow faster.

[LeonPryde]

So, when Sonic hits his chest, it clangs....

I think this is a robotic clone of Sonic made by the trees to help them infiltrate the city.

[drmayo65]

He just teleported from the middle of the forest to a house.

[SpinDashpro]

Remember, Keeds! Do yourself a favor! Plant a tree without anybody's permisison and get arrested!

[MrSmartypants99]

seriously. Chili dogs and speed dont go together. Sonic's lucky his stomach and digsetive system are strong. or he be called these 2 things:

1. Pukey The Hedgehog

2. Gassy The Hedgehog

Thank God and Mobius hes lucky!

[theGMANtheBOSS]

If chili dogs grew on trees...trees would be bare all the time, because Sonic would eat them all.

[NickBoettcher]

lol, the captions make the videos hillarious.

[TheHeroHartmut]

@NickBoettcher Thanks, Reid.

[Masterofxtreme93]

There goes Sonic again, with his chili dog obsession.

Tails & Knuckles need to send Sonic off to that show "Intervention"...he needs one for his chili dog addiction lol

[LumpyKingOfCheeseHTF]

@Masterofxtreme93

Sonic: HEEEYY, whats the big idea of sendin' me to rehab!?

[GirLuffer]

Why did he just try to plant a tree limb? I dont think that will grow at all.

[chewbacca447]

XD u breathe oxygen NOT LET IT MAKE U FAST LOL

[Darkraigrl]

"Now if only chilidogs grew on trees!"

Hehe, Sonic, you're so cute! XD

[coalsonicmario19]

LOL at the subtitles: I, nothing like that phrase now of the forced to clear out the old three, that's that's plaguing training not sitting in there, you get my needs oxygen eugene ludwig battle, so if you live in this city, the everglades, thanks Reid, you have only to be done.

[chickennugget47895]

@coalsonicmario19 Transcribe subtitles are the most useless feature on youtube, and they thought it was a good idea to remove the 5 star rating system. makes sense!

[Ihasaflavourz]

If only chili dogs grew on trees, I'm with Sonic on that one.

[irismey]

That is funny. LOL! That's a twig...that's not a tree. Sonic is funny 2 me.

[GamerUntouch]

thanks reid

[shickalishous]

sonic:Now if only chili dogs grew on trees.

LOL.

[Jewell262]

did he just pick up a tree limb and bury it? i don't think that will grow, Sonic

[redshadows999]

at 0:11 sonic takes a deep breath and says how trees are better because they provide oxygen...and yet theres like 2 tree stumps in the background

[onearmedmario]

"now if only chili dogs grew on trees"i rather prefer lolipops

[JayFoxFire]

lmao, you are so silly Sonic

[danielallen12]

Its Illegal to Plant a tree in a public place here =P

I Got an Oak Growing in my Back Garden, all because of 1 Blue Hedgehog...

[ShadowFlame7546]

the background music makes me laf

[HelloNewYorkCity]

if chilidogs grew on trees global warming will go even faster because of our smelly shit and farts

[NinjaNina9]

@HelloNewYorkCity XD That made me laugh so hard cuz it's true. XD

[Chipmunkool]

Because he's cool like that.

[bryansbooks]

stop planting trees in the road sonic you bank robber

[toplinefool444]

why would sonic plant a tree in the middle of a road? 0:24

[TheTailsMilesPrower]

"now if only chili dogs grew on trees!"

0:20 sonic has metal skin

[TrueMario]

now only if money grows on trees

[ShukakuTheCrazy1]

ah nothing like the fresh smell of a forest to send my allergies into overdrive

[Ragnark1]

How dare he say that plants produce oxygen! LOL, whats next? The idea that plants breathe in CO2 and exhale something that animals inhale?

If only Sonic could have explained that to the IPCC. But no, the UN had to chose "real" scientists who used "tricks" at East Angelia University to manipulate the climate data...

We were so freaking close to a world government with that Copenhagen crap.

I guess that's why Sonic is a Freedom Fighter.

[kinzboy]

Sonic complains about that dump stinking... of course it does, you moron... you're standing on a giant piece of crap.

[hiynastrike]

tree:JOIN ME SONIC AND I WILL MAKE YOUR LUNGS THE GREATEST IN KORDI OR ELASE YOU WILL DIE

[SAMagic]

DIE!

[ZeeM]

@hiynastrike I laughed at that way too much.

[kinzboy]

me too

[ThePaperCreator]

@hiynastrike Hmmm......NOOOO, you must die!



[Firestar77777]

0:09

He looks so stiff and army-man-like!

[HYPERIndustries]

Er... You can't shove a branch in the ground, put some dirt around it's base and expect it to grow!

He probably learnt trees need oxygen off the back of a crisp packet!

Sonic's knowledge is worse than Mario's undertstanding of how to make toast (all toasters toast bread, not toast.).

[pseudohippie55]

@HYPERIndustries at least it's not as bad as Link.

Who the hell eats octorocks?

wouldn't that hurt?

[Flametix]

@HYPERIndustries I once toasted toast. You CAN toast toast.

[ToxicTurquoise454]

I bet if chilli dogs suddenly did sprout from that tree, Sonic would wake up from a coma after being hit by a car.

[geemet]

its illegal to just plant trees in the city

the fuck?

[PWNAGEPERSONlolwut]

If Chili dogs grew on trees, our city would smell like shit.

[problemofficer]

@PWNAGEPERSONlolwut BEST COMMENT ON YOUTUBE IVE SEEN

[KoolSonic08]

@PWNAGEPERSONlolwut omg u made me laugh so hard!

[AnikiDryim]

@PWNAGEPERSONlolwut He talks about how trees can give oxygen for surviving, thats cool and everything, but then he says if only chili dogs grew on trees. /=( Ummmmm..... whats the point? it would be the same as city without trees, it would ruin the tree, make the city smell bad, and would give off a horrible odor. That was a very imformative message but they had to fuck up that 30 seconds of information in one line. Way to go Sonic up over and gone.

[BizzarreProductions]

It's a sapling, you guys. Seriously. Knock it off.

Either that or Sonic wants to plant a crop of Charlie Brown Brand Christmas Trees.

[KittyandMimmy11]

Wait...he just said "if only chilli dogs grew on trees."

Then he moans to Tails about a healthy diet.

Hypocrite. *_*

[VinnyVanYiffy]

so a 5 year old gets his parents fined $60 for planting a tree in the middle of a city because SONIC SAYS.

[MASKROSE8]

crack does grow on trees

[Bauglir100]

*plants branch into road, car runs it over 5 minutes, 21 seconds later* Thanx Sonic!

[Joeboy1995]

0:20 Sonic makes metal noises when he shows where the oxygen is... or something. Is he a robot? :O

[9ALDO]

no...truly sound tueik tueik tueik(boing boig) like a elastic. si señor.

[Kidzrul434]

Sonic is on drugs

[kinzboy]

(someone sees half-eaten chili dog on "tree" sonic planted) Hey, how'd this get here?

Sonic: Oh crap im outta here!

[kinzboy]

Now if only leaves grew on sticks. Putting a stick in the ground isn't going to help your lungs.

[Eilos]

PLANT A TREE

[piplupful]

sonics a chili dog holick

[rougethekid13]

later in that twigs life...(after it killed like 400 people)an old lady walks up to it with caratax, hey chubby will you help me cross the street?

[BloodHuman3]

-Plants a Tree right into the middle of the road-

-Blank face as all the Cars Crash, everything gets on fire... but the tree is safe-

Bloody Heaven... I should plant a Twig instead...

[hugothenerd]

WTF are you doing to a road!?

*All cars crashes*

*Everything is taking fire*

And thats how Crisis City came!

[kasper549]

Taking a random twig from the ground and putting it the ground does NOT make it a tree

[GalacticRiisu]

"If only chillidogs grew on trees..."

WTF?

[chanchan773]

if by "tree" you mean twig with 3 leaves on it and by "plant" you mean stick it in the middle of a street, then yes this is a weird moral. yay sonic, for confusing us as kids.

[Boomer34901]

NICE! SONIC PLANTED A TWIG! -.-

[155chipmunkz]

o.o ...why did sonic plant a stick in the middle of a road and call it a "tree"?

[ranelproductions]

He forgot there's the timber, paper, oil, and development industries who would love to chop them down.

[CoolSonicStuff]

sonic loves chili dogs so he wants them a lot

[Sonicandcalvinfan20]

CHILLI DOGS?!?

[Looser3k]

00:07

Yeah. Plant a tree. In the middle of a street.

[Yevgeny1217]

0:27

Sonic is so stupid. XD

[RISKED911]

0:05

Why is sonic standing on a piece of giant shit?

[Visoridhunter]

So planting lifeless, ugly sticks in the ground is good? Thanks Sonic!!

[animeflower09]

If Sonic's wish came true everyone in the world would be fat as heck then have heart attacks and die.

[Chaofanatic]

You want TREES for your birthday!?!?

[coalsonicmario19]

It's funny how he plants some random stick from the ground and the s got cut and he prays saying now if only chilli dog grew on tree.

[inlazlowetrust]

That's not a tree, that's a twig you're planting.

[ToxicTurquoise454]

If chili dogs grew on every tree, we would have a deforestation crisis.

[elephanturkeymelt]

Why is he just randomly transporting around?

[iownage4youi]

these cartoons are good and wise.Now we just have shit and piss like Dora

[ToxicTurquoise454]

I'm totally convinced now that Sonic is just brain-dead.

[quigonjinnnn]

gross chili dog tree

[BaPeZtaBiTcHez]

Of course it smells like shit when your standing in a dump you retard.

[blackshadow148]

I love sonic but i swear he has the lamest jokes and phrases....*barf*

[Player01198756]

"Now if only Chili dogs grew on trees"

No wonder sonic is one of the most hated characters in his series.

All of the chili got to his head!

[toplinefool444]

wow that a nice place to plant a tree...

[DemonReaper3928]

I plant all my trees in the road, what's wrong with that?

[Player01198756]

People will run over it and kill it...

[blackshadow148]

Who is he talking too???

[waterguyroks]

Nothing like the fresh smell OF THE FORCE TO CLEAR UP THE OL' GRAY MATTER.

[zeakthehedgehog]

What REALLY needs to grow on trees is TALKING SHRUNKEN HEADS!

[gagagaaj]

lol!!!

[zeakthehedgehog]

dewd why did this comment get approved nine times?

[holyhandgrenade999]

Don't worry Sonic! I'll plant a whole bunch of trees just for you! I'll even put them in the middle of the road so everyone can see them!

[armanrules2]

wait, how cum he planted a stick and expeted it to grow?

[toomanypetz]

xD Is sonic obsessed with Chilli dogs? He mentions them alot in sonic says.

[codyfritts]

yeah.i wonder if that's what makes him run so fast because he's always eating them.

[CommodoreAxilon]

see in this one he says trees are good but in another one the trees are attacking tails wtf???

[sonicspeed011]

The examples of the hypocrite Hedgehog

1. "Tails, eat a healthy diet!" "Now if chili dogs only grew on trees."

2. "Don't do graffiti!" paints wall

3. "Don't clean up messes unless you know they're safe!" cleans up the mess

[holyhandgrenade999]

...and don't forget, "Shooting a gun isn't safe!" (shoots a robot)

[crazy4guitar3000]

He planted that stick in the middle of the road.

[Luffyrulz09]

'Now if only chili dogs grow on trees"

that was so funny, i forgot to LAUGH!

[keeltoll3456]

I'm going to show this video to the city people and they'll kill Sonic for insulting the city air.

[wowkittyman07]

he got paid to say that

[toxicroak22]

WTF! SONIC the people in the city dont have lawns,so how can they plant trees in them!O_o

[Penguinluver2by4]

heheh if only chili dogs grew on trees...

[Punchdrunk0210]

It looks like Sonic planted a random stick.

[Rhaynebow]

that tree sonic pointed to had no leaves