Hillary Clinton Talks Jive

[rminister1971]

Barbara Billingsley/Hillary Clinton same person ????????????

[lambot3g]

Londonsdave: why does Hillary always wear pant suits? So you can't see her balls below the skirt line.

[LShackley]

Any clip that combines Bee Gees, Barbara Billingsley from "Airplane," and a bit of the intro of "They're Coming to Take Me Away" has to be a winner!

[londonsdave]

@LShackley thanks.... that's nice of you to say.

[senseisakornsin]

Ehhh :(

[MadScientist267]

This is stupid

[londonsdave]

@MadScientist267 Just think, 266 people before you registered the name Mad Scientist. How stupid it that?

Very stupid is the correct answer.

[bannyloren100]

@londonsdave lol

[londonsdave]

@darklink4567 actually I do not suck londonsdave.

But if you like fantasizing about sucking me, then there not really much I can do to stop you.

[shmuli9]

@londonsdave Heh... good answer! I'm not exactly sure HOW Hillary Clinton speaks, but it seems like her normal voice (she DID live in Arkansas for quite some time and also with a Southerner, so I'm sure some of the accent rubbed off on her, and Illinois accents often sound kind of Southern to begin with, except they say amusing things like "a cap av caffee").

[rayjmama]

wtf?

[londonsdave]

@rayjmama FU

[jacobswauger93]

STUPID. Video

[londonsdave]

@jacobswauger93 -- gosh, your erudition is amazing.

[londonsdave]

@jacobswauger93 stupider comment poster

[londonsdave]

@JacktheFlying Let's hope you choke on your own vomit then.

[londonsdave]

@JacktheFlying Hillary still sucks more. Just ask Holbrooke.

[Youngmoon08]

This sucks. 

[londonsdave]

@Youngmoon08 Hillary sucks.

[handymandan100]

That was a cold mess

[londonsdave]

@handymandan100 Cold mess.

Yes, that describes Lady McClinton perfectly.

[handymandan100]

@londonsdave erm, no... well maybe. I wAs aTUalLY DesCRiBing ThiS ViDeO

[abdouche]

not even remotely funny. disappointment, booooo

[Babspace]

Wow, the poster of this "video" is a complete f-ing moron.

[londonsdave]

@Babspace Wow, the poster of this comment is a complete fuckin' moron.

[Babspace]

@londonsdave

So then we are in agreement.

[londonsdave]

@Babspace .... that you are a complete fucking moron?

Absolutely. So glad you agree. Now fuck off. Case closed.

[benollier]

@londonsdave

Do you here that 'whooshing' noise, thats the sound of that joke flying over your head.

[londonsdave]

@benollier Do you hear that 'snooring' noise, that's the sound of me reacting at some sort of ... what was that you said... "joke"

You know what they say about jokes, if you have to tell someone it's a joke, then it isn't.

First rule of comedy.

[ReadMyCommentBitch]

@Babspace omg THAT IS HILARIOUS THAT IS THE FUNNIEST POST EVER

"So then we are in agreement"

you, sir, are my fucking HERO

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

(not sarcastic, you are fucking awesome)

[roblou62]

I'm sorry folks but this is funny as hell. You have to watch that Airplane Jive Talk vid first.....lol

[rehatiels]

lol i remember my first experience with windows movie maker too ;P

[ownageman91]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOO

[londonsdave]

@ownageman91 HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[gtc1961]

Could you even IMAGINE if a Republican went before black people and talked like that? Holy mother of God, he/she would be out on their ass in under 5 minutes and Al Sharpton would have a march within 10.

[londonsdave]

@gtc1961 I know. She has a skin thicker than a rhino. No shame, no class.

ZERO empathy. What was that about Gandhi working a NJ gas station?

[gtc1961]

@londonsdave That's because she has no worries about the press calling her out on any of these remarks.

[MrRJDB1969]

Damn, I can't stand this chick , really. This is funny.

[ixat00]

This video was so badly made that it made me want to vote for Hillary for something.

[londonsdave]

@ixat00 this post is so tedious it made me vote to block you.

[ROCKETDEJATULLOCH]

wasted 1:13 of my goddamn time!

[londonsdave]

@ROCKETDEJATULLOCH like your time is in any way a loss to the world

[bigcitybrian]

Sorry, but you don't need add other peoples voices. She gaffes enough on her own without any help. Use her real quotes. Would be even funnier! I mean actually funny. This was kinda stupid. Honestly this was really a bad video.

[grumpypant]

Dis ol hell hound, Hillarey Clunton, will lee-dus to noe-where butt dowln, yoo digg?!!!...Like herr boye Obaamaa!!!

[oladavid78]

waste of time

[londonsdave]

@oladavid78 waste of space

[tuffy2342]

I just peed my pants. It's hilarious although embarassing to B.Billingsley.

[jaws553]

this is copy from the movie airplane

[Gannondalf]

this video made me hate myself

[londonsdave]

@Gannondalf Good.

You knwo what to do next. I suggest the plastic bag and a sedative.

[dumponaturtle]

@londonsdave i prefer slitting my wrists after watching that piece of shit

[GGTopGuitarist]

the bit at 0:31 was funy

[londonsdave]

I preferred 0:19.3, 0: 24.7, 0:26.2, 0;33.8 and 0:35.1 myself.

But I suppose I'm prejudiced.

[WilliamRowlett]

Where can I get an afro like Hillary's? I've called Al Sharpton's office but they say Al doesn't do "afros".

[londonsdave]

@WilliamRowlett

I always get mine at Afros r us! But that's just me!

[EdinburghGuy]

I thought that was crimped hair? Disco wedge?

[londonsdave]

And yet, still not as stupid as YOU -- the king of stupid.

Did I mention, you're stupid?

[rkoliver1]

It's Bush's fault!

[Turnback]

Crap editing, unfocused, and just plain ol stupid. Try again.

[londonsdave]

Crap comment, unfocused and just plain stupid. Don't bother trying again.

[Darthlongi]

ur video sucks dude

[londonsdave]

Duh, your comment sucks dickhead.

[beakt]

Or don't try again. That would be fine.

[inhumanhyena]

those are samples from the movie "airplane"

[sbux2206]

uh, she was quoting a southern song, so thats where the accent comes into play. all that other nonsense was well, nonsense.

[lawnmower16]

I don't think I have ever felt my time wasting away as strongly as i did while watching this video.

[londonsdave]

This from a guy obesessed with pussy videos.

Sure, I really value your opinion.

[seed419]

lmao

[FuhQTube]

londonsdave, I laugh at your impotent bitterness. :-)

[londonsdave]

The only impotent person with regard to this vid is HILLARY CLINTON.

Marginalized, humiliated and silly. To think she spent her whole life working up to the point where she's a secretary.

Most ineffectual SoS EVAH.

[FuhQTube]

LMAO Yeah, you're right: Secretary of State is a powerless, insignificant position. It represents failure on the part of whomever holds the office.

Just like George W. Bush was the greatest president we ever had, right? LOL

[londonsdave]

God almighty. Try to get over BUSH. And DO try to comprehend plain English. I wrote that HILLARY CLINTON is the most INEFFECTUAL SoSs ever.

Did I say that the position of SoS was an insignificant position. No I didn't dumbo.

You really must TRY harder.

[DANIEL108]

this was super lame!!!!

[londonsdave]

Oh wow. I'm devestated. You have destoyed my confidence.

But on the bright side, not as lame as the Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. That's lame on steroids, with a Columbian Nose Candy chaser.

[pumfrypootle]

I put in lesbian jive and this is wot came up 1st

wtf lol

[londonsdave]

I'm sorry if this left you frustrated. Try "Jenna Jameson" + "lesbian" + "muff jiver"

I find that works out beautifully.

[pumfrypootle]

lol, thanx!!

[Jostanos]

2/5 Sorry.. But remixing Hillary Clinton Press footage with Airplane voice overs just doesn't cut it.

Now if you have a vid of Hillary Clinton really speaking in "jive" then please post it and not this. Thank you

[londonsdave]

Haven't you got anything better to do?

[MrSquibbly]

Yo shut the FUCK up

[onenutmonkey234]

00:7 scared the shit out of me

[bord2thebone]

all it is is the lady from airplane saying i speak jive over and over good god videos suck more each year

[trjfred]

this is stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[anatefcan13]

yes, YES! that suits her "STY(not style)" Perfectly.

love the funny farm beat in the end.

[elexenstudios]

you did a great job in the middle

[LooMinn]

Love it!

[dabexx888]

this is dumb

[BondFreek]

I apologies to all of the other readers. People who cant take constructive criticism really burns me up!

[BondFreek]

I love political satare. And the Clitons diserve it the most.

[Txg8]

black afro looking good on mama jive clinton

[JackBlair2]

We have had just about enough of this bitch.

[hbkfan123123321321]

900% fake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Skoben2000]

Nooooo...How disapointing. Is it really??? It can't be!

[BondFreek]

you can only have 100o/o of eany thing. don't you know math?

[hbkfan123123321321]

yeay your a dum-dum if you think i don't know math i half to do math at my job

[BondFreek]

You half(½) to do math? Not have to do Um, who is the dumb-dumb?(Dum-dum is a candy brand.)

Dont bother replying until you go back to school.

[hbkfan123123321321]

i do not need to go back to school your the person that needs to go to school and dum-dum is not a candy brand !!!! just that you know i am the maneger at my job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

[kevlarorc]

I feel sorry for everyone working under you, hbkfan.

[MrSquibbly]

I feel sorry for the lollipops that he keeps calling co-workers. :P

[lorisfab]

Don't you mean "you're" not "your"...and yes it is, they're the little lollipops!

That's nice...

[dmitri81]

Actually, Dum-Dums ARE candy; they're miniature suckers. And I myself am a manager; why doesn't my grammar SUCK AS BAD AS YOURS?

[xSituationss]

THERES A SALE AT PENNYS'!!

[hbkfan123123321321]

it's from airplane the movie.

[BlackpeopleLOL]

Chump don' want no help, chump don't get de help!

[GatesJJ1]

and leons getting laaaaaarger!

[GatesJJ1]

Lol. Its from the movie airplane. cut me some slack jack!

[ff9zidane199]

what would happen if hilary clinton got caught sucking obamas dick

[g00se]

There would probably be some really nice pictures of her smiling!

[homertalk]

it wouldn't surprise me. This man defiles the White House.

[londonsdave]

Is that the best you can do? Why even bother if you can't come up with a more interesting comment.

[londonsdave]

Good grief. Talk about hysterical, childish over-reaction to some gentle mocking of Her Ladyship.

I'll tell you what's "sick" jackass, Democrats posing proudly in "Sarah Palin is a CU*T" T-Shirts.

Grow a perspective, why doncha?

[brackofthemountain]

Man... talk about insecurity. You're replying back to every post here. Quit wasting people's time. Do something productive like GETTING OFF THE INTERNET.

[londonsdave]

Man... talk about dimwit. Sheesh... Do something productive.. LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[londonsdave]

As is your unfunny post.

Try harder next time.

[rwargo24]

That was actually pretty lame.

[londonsdave]

You win the star prize for boring comment. It's the complete DVD Collection of Nancy Pelosi speeches.

[rwargo24]

Oops. I'll try and be more exciting next time. Thanx for the critique, I might have gone through life thinking my words excited the public, but you have set me straight. Kudos!

[jazzybee1]

amen..not to mention, hallelujah.

[archietheman2]

This was the funniest shit I have seen in a long time..lmfao

[londonsdave]

Thanks man. Appreciate the shout.

[dduble07]

WOW! I can't believe she acully said this, shes pretty good..maybe thats why she got 18 milliion votes.. She should of spoke this more often, any idea when she spoke Jive I mean when was this? And does she speak Jive in more interviews>?

[GatesJJ1]

.... XD

[rexlibris]

This is a waste of bandwith

[londonsdave]

You're a waste of space. So bugger off.

[lafalot23]

what a BS video, your a waste of food air and shelter

[londonsdave]

What a boring BS comment. Let me guess, you're... (not "your," as that would indicate you are illiterate, so please learn the difference)... wearing an orange pantsuit as you type.

[WilliamRowlett]

Total arrogance! She really looked a bit "humbled" last night supporting that unqualified twit. However, I remember how she thought being President was her birthright. She still does. I'd love to see a female President of the USA (Kay Bailey Hutchinson) but Hillary is SCARY!

[bendavis73]

Kay Bailey is scarier,take it from a Texan.Mccain=FAIL.

[WilliamRowlett]

OK, this is fair game. Not that I actually agree with you.

I want our senator from Texas as our nwxt VP

[vaguelee]

Not in the US, I didn't.

But nitpicking spelling sucks,

anyway. I must have been a little tipsy to

have posted that.

[baloonfighters]

put the 3am parody up here. that is funnier than all hell.

[bratfink74]

"They didn't kill THAT many"

Well, I can tell it's safe to say that not a single one of those innocent victims was your friend or family member.

"...a few bombs"

Dude, you write that as if you were talking about water balloons. It's too bad one of those "few bombs" didn't blow up your heartless ass. I doubt that your family would have thought, "Well, at least they didn't kill THAT many people."

[Xone7]

I dont feel no ways tired?

[londonsdave]

Obviously you're leftwing nutbag who needs to get off his high horse.

1. Islam is a religion that includes many races. As does Christianity. I guess calling someone a Christian makes you a "racist" too.

2. Why is being called a "muslim" a "smear" to you. Sounds like you think it's insulting to be thought a Muslim. 3. "Prejudice" will not be tolerated. What's going to happen. Education camps, prison, execution? Hey fascist, Stalinist or whatever, go stick your intolerance up your ass.

[Netty07]

I like you, pretty good at trolling.

[londonsdave]

Thank you. I think.

[blackwing38]

Obviously from previous comments there is speculation that Barrack Obama is Muslim. This is obviously a lie just because you and others are rascist or simply do not want to move into the future where prejudice is not tolerated.  Remember that any - ANY - american can run for and be elected as president. You must be a naturaly born citizen, and you must be at least 35 years old, and you must have been a permanent resident in the United States for at least fourteen years. Get over yourself.

[vaguelee]

you spelled MacBeth wrong.

[londonsdave]

What! can the devil speak true?

I know. But so did you. It's Macbeth

[FerretBob]

Scottish names capitalise the second part of the name after the Mc or the Mac. So MacBeth would be right too.

[londonsdave]

Yes.. but in the case of the play by William Shakespeare the correct spelling is Macbeth. Both my Oxford English Dictionary and my Oxford Dictionary of Quotations support this.

[bratfink74]

Good thing you can't vote in my country, LondonRetard. We don't want an anti-American, Muslim jungle bunny for Pres. Wasn't July 7th the anniversary of when his people bombed the hell out of your city, killing hundreds of innocent victims?

[londonsdave]

Are you kidding me? I'm a Reagan/Maggie Thatcher conservative. I totally oppose the Marxist Obama.

I loath communism/socialism and the Islamo-Nazis.

And one day I hope to be able to vote in America by becoming a citizen, I'm more pro-American than leftist Americans. I think the US is the greatest country in the world.

Check out my video BETTER MEN THAN ME.

Where did you get the impression I'm anything but the above?

[bratfink74]

Sorry - I incorrectly interpreted your anti-Hillary stance as pro-Obama. My mistake. It sounds like we actually agree. I can't stand Hillary, Obama, McCain, or any of the other anti-American, illegal-alien-loving socialists.

I will not be voting this year - or any other year from now on. I love what this country USED to be, but it has become such a sh*thole. I wish I had been born in Europe, where the liberal countries have things figured out for the most part.

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[ebonics4everyone]

Obama is a Muslim, so of course he wasn't going to allow a pig woman to become president. No way. McCain will win once the women figure this out.

[ebonics4everyone]

That pig in a pant suit really went far talking jive. 98% of the coons supported Obama. Bwahahaha.

[samsomiller]

5 stars

[londonsdave]

who the hell are you?

[londonsdave]

Get over it, not everyone is going to like your retarded posts.

[onebadhockeymom08]

DUMB

[londonsdave]

This from a guy who wet-dreams over a piece of crap called "Snoop Dog."

Geez, you redifine dumb down

[onebadhockeymom08]

Okay, first off, did you even read my name? NOT A DUDE, BUDDY! And who cares if I like Snoop Dog, that's my right. And if I think your video is retarded, then that is my right too. Get over it, not everyone is going to like your stuff.

[themuffinmen42]

Hmmm I would say it was funny but i wont. Because it wasnt. I would also say im sorry but im not. so i wont. ha.

[NYCNewYorkCityBoy]

Shut Up...Grow Up and he's not Muslim...Go research dumbass

[NYCNewYorkCityBoy]

Shut the Fuck up....Obama's not even Muslim.

[DudeofFilth18244]

airplane

[thecoyote]

No matter who wins there will not be another Republican in the white house.

[khendri3]

some of those clips was from a movie airplane i think

[JP13829]

yea they were from airplane

[coolgra101]

lol i'm not american but i gotta say go obama!

[starofsd]

Its funny that nobody said this is racist but anything on obama is racist....hmmmm.

[mildseven2006]

LOL, what the fuck was that?

[MRCAB]

wow.. what a letdown.. I thought this was going to be funny. eh.. -then again it's on youtube.

[londonsdave]

wow.. what a letdown.. I thought this comment was going to be funny, eh.. then again it's from you, boob.

[MRCAB]

wow... did you come up with that one yourself?.. That's about as clever as this video.

[londonsdave]

wow... did the voices in your head tell you to write that? That's about as clever as your first post.

And still not funny. Must be a humorless left-winger.

[nebaioth]

Only STUPID PEOPLE are still voting for Hillary Clinton! Hillary Supporters are:

People who like to be LIED to!

People who like to be HOODWINKED!

People who are only voting for her because she is a woman (albeit a despicable Liar)!

People who like PHONIES!

People who still believe she can win despite hard facts and numbers.

Hillary wants her SUCKERS to believe this, to donate and pay off her campaign debt!

HILLARY SUPPORTERS = SUCKERS!

[aidanmatthewkeogh]

man true man, i live in australia, but still man, i cant stand seeing americans contiually fucking up there country by making bad choices when it comes to voting

[MRCAB]

go fuck a kangaroo, mate!

[aidanmatthewkeogh]

yeah maybe i will, go fuck hillary clinton

[WilliamRowlett]

Did anyone see Hillary giving her speech telling all about how she dodged sniper fire in Menphis standing next to Martin Luther King on April 4, 1968? That was a great speech!