Re: God speaks to me through my printer

[lolzz656]

just sad...................

[pinkdave747]

No cross but I'm pretty sure that Jess's printer is gonna fry! XD

[Cuntalishious]

Nice Harry potter Glasses

[Octamed]

I KNEW they'd come back into fashion after 15 years

[MistressDracona]

:P LOL

[ChiiiLover]

OMG I love his accent.

[spetsnazGRU]

dude, what are you tripping on...whatever it is, plase share....lol.

[SexiKauaiBoyRS69]

TRU DAT!

[nikki9dor]

freak

[zimishzac]

you and her are perfect for each other. youre both a mess.

[demonwolf7]

bahahaha i love it XD

[angrylittlegirlsmate]

well done,you went to ALG's site and left a message that was as good as any of the haters,she opened the comments too all,untill we started commenting how she was making her mate look stupid,as i say that is her mate can you believe it,then she stopped comments only for friends only,so thanks for that comment i gave it a thumbs up,and the others are not just spammed but thumbs down..lol

[Octamed]

relax. Proper friends can take the piss out of each other because a) it's funny and b) challenging each other only makes you smarter. I wouldn't be offened at all and would come back twice as hard because it's fun.

[ministerevil]

If she does give you the position and if you do become her Jesus, would you pay for my sins? By that I mean, I don't want you to nail yourself to a cross or anything nuts like that. What I mean is: will you endure a custard pie in the face for me?

[mlehtime]

lol thats hilarious

[scarfacemonkey]

cool t shirt

[tallicaa]

wtf was that

[haifalicious]

what the fu** r u seriously suggesting tht ur gonna be jesus like really saying it,,,ur stupid and weird and that has nothing to do with comedy and being such a funny guy,,,ppl generally when they get older they become more reasonable and logic and well grounded.

[mlehtime]

shut the fuck up u bitchy little geek

[sarahlavigne3]

Hey, i could be mary!

[Octamed]

hehe 32?, you're going to be one of those people who are shocked when they realise they are getting old and it's going to happen no matter what you may think. Me on the other hand don't give a crap. Because luckily all the things I do don't rely on age.

[loki1830]

This guy is one of the pervert child molestors who enjoys watching you tube for the 14 year old girls on it. It is ok though he is 35 and still lives in his moms home

[Octamed]

I wish I still lived at my mums place. She's a much better cook than me.

ps I liked the way you stretched our ages apart by 7 years, adds to the creepiness

[loki1830]

It does. See you do not deny the sickness

[Octamed]

pfft, it's called having fun. She's a dickhead, I'm a dickhead, what's age got to with it? It's not like I'm asking her to marry me... OR AM I???

[loki1830]

I am informing the FBI about this guy. I know I saw him on the flyers stating he was a child molestor that moved in the area.

[Octamed]

hehe, first rule of comedy, don't make it too obvious. If you're not joking you seem quite interested in child molestation.. something you're not telling us? btw she's 18

[mlehtime]

lol

[Tac1981]

lol i love this guy XD

[DarkMageKnife]

xD You would be perfect for organizing a mass suicide!

[goosedown77]

dude, that whole eyebrow thing -- that's what mirrors are for. wtf?

[GreenPhilosopher]

What the hell????!!!!! XD

[e5d4d4]

wo he could scare me out of a cult good job pointless and precise

[TheNamelessPharaoh]

lol nutcase. (Joking)

[Uberownager]

Nice one matey! For your sake, I hope someone get forcefully impregnated in the new cult :P Good luck to thee

[meetypeety]

lol thats one crazzzzy hippy

[ReverieRyn]

Haha, excellent. Fantastic video.

[ilovecuteboys101bird]

LOL, i love your faces in this.

[RaistlinMajeree]

r u insane?

[06KryStaL]

your funny! i like u! =]~

[10698]

run 4 ur life it's the freaky dude don't look at his eyes he will turn u into a freako

[platzza]

ok dude i apologise for calling you a freak but you have to admit u are kinda freaky, instead i'm just gonna pray for ya buddy

[Octamed]

haha, I didn't know acting goofy was a sin

[mrfclarke]

ladies and gentlemen if you have a problem with this video THEN DONT WATCH IT long hail the invisible pink unicorm bless her holy hooves

[IdyutKittie11]

lolza. You are just a little wierd.

[skateman22]

WTF?!?!?!

[lilmac0619]

ok i figured a few things out, you have really long teeth, and your pretty creepy..

were you high?

[Octamed]

that's me normal..

[xXKatieKatXx]

okay, if ever I had a cult where we would nail someone up to a cross, yeah, you could be jesus.

And then we'd have a bunch of gay men running around going "I WANNA SCREW JESUS"

I don't quite know why

My gay friends tend to do that.

PS, this is my sister's account, if you are going to respond to me then do it over AIM

ProudLesbian413

Mkay?

Mkay.

[zachadude]

I wanna be Jesus too!

[Octamed]

there can beee only one

[utubenoob29]

ppl this age shouldnt be spending their time doing this shit on youtube...creeps the shit outta me

[Octamed]

yes 32 year olds should be euthanased.

[RyangLasher]

Ahaha... Perfect Jesus. =)

[nba796]

ur an asshole.youd join a cult if some1 was gonna die on a cross?that it total shit

[Octamed]

yes, yes I would. In fact, I might become a christian

[larrid33]

lol do yu live in yr mom basement dudu ?

[Octamed]

I wish, shes a good cook

[Thefourthhokage2005]

You need to get a job you fuckin pedophile freak.... stop checking out girls 20 years younger tha you.... you continue your dirty shit and one of these days the FBI is going to cap your ass, bitch!!!!

[Octamed]

Don't have the FBI in Australia, mwhahaha

[tomthemoron1]

dude.. I want to join your cult. but I need to know first, are there going to be ninjas? you know, the ones who didn't die of aids...

[mekilekahimekahiniho]

you frighten me.

[maciekwolf]

jesus christ, mate! Your video serves no purpose, it is entirely meaningless.

If your gonna test your fish eye lense do it in your own time and don't expose internet audience to a close up of your unfunny self indulgent facial expressions.

Streth, god gave you self-inhibition for a reason, use it!

[Octamed]

STRETH? I'm Australian and I've never heard anyone seriously say that :)

[loljeanne]

Jesus was a homosexual magician. Are you going to be able to fill those shoes? Wow I hope so. :D

[luvs2dnc400]

wow....

[dannyboy785]

haircut, shave, contacts, lose the creepy voice, bursh your teeth, get away from your computer. Then you might have a chance at a girl as smoking as Jess

[myaccount235]

Jess is thirteen, he is thirty.... The numbers dont add up....

[dannyboy785]

I highly doubt she is actually 13. her body has matured in certain areas to indicate otherwise. maybe 16 or 17.. but she's still hot

[bengalforlife5]

shes hot? are u kidding, shes built like a 10 year old boy

[eamanevers1]

whos jess?

[slither42]

this guy is a shining example of the kind of creepy people on the interwebz, take note kiddies, or you might wind up in a box in a swamp somewhere dismembered.

[slither42]

*alert* PEDOPHILE *alert*

[hthglllkhgjg]

hi u seem to have some understanding of how things work,

can u help me with something?

im trying to find any evidence that the earth is actually rotating and moving around the sun,

can u show me any experiments done or any evidence?

recently ive heard of ppl who support the tycho brahe model of the universe of rotating stars and sun and the planets moving around a fixed  earth,

[Dontbeglum]

This may win the internets.

[stopcallinme2]

Your accent almost makes you charming.

[raiyneofgailin]

lmao... i about died

[arrowcscz]

Respect.

[RayGlez59]

JESS YOURE A FINE BITCH

[TheGreatestUtuber]

u would be perfect for Jesus. i always pictured Jesus as some hilarius crazy guy who does amazing faces

[Octamed]

"u would be perfect for Jesus".. hmm a gay jesus. Wouldn't that annoy the christians..

[TheGreatestUtuber]

no u dont!! JESS IS A BITCH!!

[Octamed]

I like bitches

[eamanevers1]

whos jess?

[csantipe]

hihihi

you made me smile :-)

you are funny.

[kingbooson]

HELL YEEAAAAAHH!!!

Every Cult needs that creepy, off beat old guy.. And this dude totally takes the cake!! This dude should totally be "Jesus"..

[Octamed]

you're right I should start my own cult instead of joining others.

[asmodeusredmoon]

You're my favorite.

Ever.

[SimonKemper]

Hmm. I understand you like to look at yourself through your video camera and watch yourself. I DON'T understand why you post it on youtube. O_o lol you looked like bruce the shark for a minute when you did the close up. Next time say. I'm havin' fish tonight!!

[Octamed]

hehe so which 12-14 year olds forum linked to my video?

[TyleritaBonita]

I hope you burn in a flaming river of gas.

[Octamed]

I'd actually like to see a flaming river of gas, naturally without me in it..

[Fortnox05]

I'm scared now..

[Octamed]

boo

[PoK3Man]

O_O

dude...no...your creepin me out

im sorry i dont really say mean things but...

T_T

[PantlessWanderer]

waste of my life.... :(

[Octamed]

would have been curing cancer instead?

[PantlessWanderer]

well i was thinking about it.... sorry for what i said.. I was just in a bad mood. :(

[Muten24]

lmao what a creep

[CHOHAN67]

He suits the Knights Templar..... People who spat, urinated and commited homosexual acts in front of the cross

[swoop666]

I think you should research the KT properly before trying to use them as an insult. You are believing the lies and slander of a bankrupted, jealous homosexual monarch. Ever wonder why history calls him Philip the Fair, it's because he was womanly in features and homosexual by nature. That is why the Templars denied him membership and why he slandered and tortured them. All accusations towards the KT were recinded by the pope.

[mastersword85]

child molester

[Octamed]

time for some grooming

[mariahlovesyou115]

hahahha lmaoooooo!

=D

[kbloodster]

i wanna fuckin punch u!

[Octamed]

I want you to spell you!

[tanto04]

:) you make me laugh. lol

[ISIS72]

Fuck me,if this guy joined a cult we would have another WACO on our hands!

[saxmaster37]

You are very messed up dude.

[Octamed]

you play the sax.. no competition

[creeper1121]

okay... lool?

[CommieMania]

I juv joo.

[AlexVita]

You really outdid yourself. I expected this video to be complete and utter shit, and somehow you still failed to meet my expectations

[Octamed]

...um doesn't that mean you liked it?

[platzza]

FREAK, ure not funny

[Octamed]

actually, I am. That's an easy mistake to make

[erb5745]

what the heck were u doing from 0:04 to 0:14? ur weird

[Octamed]

you spell "you're" 'ur', that means ur weird... gah now you've got me doing it

[djsimo149]

tu sei ritardato alla tua eta non si perde tempo a rispondere alle ragazzine lol che coglione che sei

[ThoughtScientist]

if you shaved your facial hair a certain way you'd look like john lennon :O

[oceaneyes182]

you're my jesus,lol

[trollporn]

your such a tripper man. you are jesus. im the only person who favorited you!

[ostrichdeity]

I lol'd.

[blessedvic]

Today is the atheist national holiday. Happy April Fool's Day.

[lisewelch]

I'm scared

[Octamed]

so am I.. oh wait

[LilithFilth]

Your nose moves with your eyebrows! :)

[MisterConstantine]

String Theory in action!

[AngryLittleGirI]

Application accepted. Welcome to the cult that is just as plausible as Christianity if not more so.

[Octamed]

and you have undeniable video PROOF to boot.