Oz - Fun Moments

[realdude111]

BEND EMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[ZeroS1gnal]

man, the "later. later." scene is missing. and another one, when they're training the dogs, and Lopresti finds dog shit on the floor in Em City haha. Lopresti is like 'who the fuck shits on the floor?' and Alvarez (I think it was him) says 'Guerra' and Guerra looks over with a suspicious look hahaha

[ThyselfKnow]

burr redd mean as fuck

[Yhudination]

That doctor from weigert corp sucks!!!! Fuck that back alley abortionist cocksmoker!

[oany81]

The look that Adebisi gives to SchilingerXD.

[TheSjpatrik]

what the fucking is happening here? Pete??

[IsolationInstigation]

"That mothafucka's dead!"

ROFL.

[TheVigilante21]

4:50 funniest by far :)))

[gokrillo16]

4:36 -> "YEAAAH ! Maybe I do !", damn Kareem's voice made me die

[razvanescu86]

adebisi is one bad motherfucker:)

[charlestonchewy]

There's a few scenes that should've been posted in this video, the scene where Mondo Brown pulls his penis out and asks Cyril O'Reily. "Wanna suck some chocolate?" Or the scene where latino inmates El Cid Hernandez and Carlo Ricardo kept answering Warden Glynn's questions with "Que?" Or the scene where the Aryans were about to gang rape Peter Schiebetta, and Vern Schillinger asks, "I always wondered was Adebisi's d**k bigger than mine? You be the judge."

[DSkehan2004]

nice way to end it!

[misstoughcookie97]

i love how they start talking about puppets and teletubbies in prison

[Babyfacedblackjesus]

i always found it funny how chico and omar were goin at it

[hyrman]

6:45 hahahahahaha :D

[hyrman]

lol that omar white is a slightly unpredictable and unstable person :)

[oscarmike1985]

you left out that white guy that ate his parents. he said the muslim greeting to Said but said it in the wrong way. it was funny as hell.

[ChannelUmptyThree]

BEND 'EMMMMM...!!

[msritacutie]

Lol.... Now i cant let my kids watch telletubbies 2:50 without me thinking of them being gay...lol....

[Zwargolak]

lol at 5:05

what's this? is dog shit

who else shits on the floor?

guerra :)))

[Ozariaable]

The funniest part to me was when donald groves "cannibal guy" said (as' salami alaikum) to kareem

[jukka4president]

lol 1:30 i find that funny as hell because theyre two of the most opposite prisoners in OZ and they have barely any contact in the whole show. then the one time they do meet, they look at each other like "yeah this is totally wrong"

[vinnievincent85]

@jukka4president yeah they speak in the first episode thou

[kingmeat13]

IT looks like a Stewardess in the back at scene 3:05

[elsblaugranas]

you missed the Leo/Alvarez fistfight...their scenes are always funny..funniest here was Keller and the buttpirate :)

[sayguywtfisjuice]

"i don't care if you smuggle in fuckin' tacos"

[coachandgucci]

2:26 GAY PUPPETS AHHHHAAA one of the teletubbies is gay..

[theairwick]

chucky pancamo is the best

[RezRez]

I loved the fact that Jaz Hoyt turned out to be adopted.... and fucking RICH.

[alex170708]

Sister Pete : what the fuckkkkk it's happening hereee :)))))

[Mallen14298]

@alex170708 The best part!

[hekotin]

Where was the part where Beecher goes apeshit with the riddles in Robsons cell and Robson smacks him in the nose? Fucking Hilarious.

[Psychocide]

Hey dude, can you upload all the deaths from all the seasons?

[psychicriver]

lol at everyone scheering when schillinger dies

[BoONeo]

BEND EEEM

[Kurvarykliukas]

shillinger dont died

[CJLEddmachine7]

when shillinger died were people cheering?

[gohelio]

did none of the COs or other prisoners not notice beecher was growing crazy long nails? uck -- after all the shit i've watched go down on this show (quite literally at times), beecher's nails at 1:55 disturb me the most. i seriously wonder what that says about me...

[steinafl]

Cut out the best part! Keller: "you dont have to have a cock to be gay. just need a mouth so you can suck cock" lolz

[theoriginalako]

Why was Kirk murdered? The redhead who said oh Jesus...

[steinafl]

@theoriginalako cause the ghost of Reverend Clutier told Jaz to do it! woooohh...jeez... Thats why old Oz fucks new Oz up the ass while listening to music on his discman!

[MsAlleybear]

butt pirate!!

lmao

[Creaturelover18]

When Peter Marie said "fuck", everybody in our living room gasped.

[LazyMan9000]

"That motherfucker's DEAD!"

(CROWD CHEERS)

Now THAT'S theatre! xD

[BM151]

Vern could be a standup comedian

[Psychocide]

@ 2:28, she has some big-ass tits

[OhioStateBarbie]

laughing @1:57 . Fuck You, You Fuck!

[RomaVictor73]

1.35, the look.. outstanding

[paulsamdunning]

Schillinger is the most like

able bad guy since hannibal lector!

[GetTheHook]

OMG Robson looks horrible in drag.

[afshin021]

@GetTheHook so does every other guy who does it

[GetTheHook]

@afshin021

No, Winthrop and Nat Ginsberg looked OK. Robson just looks horrible. He's too manly to be in drag.

[afshin021]

@GetTheHook ah ok,sorrz im nt into that kind of stuff so i wldnt know

[randydatartist]

"I DONT CARE IF YOURE SMUGGLING FUCKIN TACOS..."

[GeeksOasis]

you forgot the scene when beecher shited in schilingers mouth in the gym

[crazyanimeloveable]

who else shites on the floor??

Guerra..

that was epic ahahhaah

[crazyanimeloveable]

Gloria rules the way she comes up for her patiënts is awsome

[exo6desmo8]

U missed the best, where ryan announces that Robson got ghetto gumz at the dentist while standing in the caffeteria

[tashads]

oh man I was waiting for the scene when Keller and Robson goes into the stock room to kill Zabitz but he has a heart attack instead XD They just watch him drop to the floor;

Keller: "Later."

Robson:" Later."

[Gootothesecond]

@tashads Funniest scene ever. I especially like when they saw each other later in the cafeteria.

[OneJamalWonder]

Lopresti: Who else shits on the floor

Penders: Guerra!

Guerra: o_o

[Tri4z]

Oh man Burr Redding had me cracking up!

[greg672]

i dont care if your smuggling fucking tacos

[TradingTutor]

the last scene was the best, schillinger's death :D

[SittingBull99]

@TradingTutor

Indeed, "That motherfucker's dead!" which immediately signals the applause.

[nygblue24]

2:48. LMFAO

[sonia643x]

"That motherfucker's dead!" and it took six seasons! :L

[AddieF420]

@sonia643x exactly what i said lol. why the hell did it take so long to kill off all the booty bandit rapists? lmfao

[Solon1]

I could watch Timmy Kirk die 20,000 times.

[Solon1]

I don't care if you're fucking smuggling tacos! I want Beecher dead!

[JLsmooth86]

any time mcmanus (or anyone else) yells at omar white is hilarious.

great ending to the video, btw -- THAT MOTHERFUCKERS DEAD! hahahahaha keniniah and his one liners = the only good part about oz's final season.

[tk0880]

Dude the funniest scene was where the warden was interviewing the mexcians individually about drugs and all they said was "Que?" LMAO

[raptors11111]

You missed the best part of the puppet one when Keller says "all you need is a mouth to be gay so you can suck cock"

[jpjosey]

@raptors11111

agreed, great line and he cut it!

[mikelbentube]

anyone remember s1, shibetta talking about his wife's funeral..

-get me that actor

-which actor?

-the one who was in that film...with the explosion

-oh yeah, i know the one

[Gates06]

i dont care if you smuggle in fucking tacos

[Phame17]

Lmao! My favorite has to be when Vern went to Adebisi.

[crazyanimeloveable]

anyone remembers rebadow telling that he talks to god and that god asked him to play the hobo and then (can't remember who) someone says so did you did it and bob goes did what and the other says play the hobo and bob says neh I don't have the lips for it soo funny ahahah bob ooh bob

[crazyanimeloveable]

ahahah best conversation ever pupets being gay I think hill really laught really good that he others don't laugh and stay focest hard to do

[toddles9]

I would give anything to see bloopers of this show.

[dksilentbob]

"Ahh you spic cocksucker!"

"Ohh, that's the Schillinger I know and love baby!"

"Oh fuck you!" LOL

[westben2000]

"that mother fucker is dead"

[caesar7277]

Omar White is the best. I love how he can never control his temper, especially when it would be the stupidest little insult made at his expense.

[AddieF420]

@caesar7277 he tends to flip his shit if he thinks somebodies gonna fuck with Said too lol.

[Bdawg9891]

Twinky Dink is a butt pirate...LOL

[GarwinEugeneW]

4:28 Said was a big dummy hitting a brick wall

[timidtyger24]

LMFAO!!!!! kirk saying "jesus" when he was impaled!!!!!

[timidtyger24]

HAHA! sister peter marie says fuck?!

[timidtyger24]

that little talk about the puppets is hilarious! ah the intelligent conversations they have in Oz....

[highwind8124]

"That muthafuckah's dead!"

It would have been perfect if he had said: "That niggah's dead!", the perfect eulogy for Schilinger.

[rainer1980]

When Schillinger was stabbed and the black dude said, "That motherfucker is dead!" was the funny as hell!

[Xbox360Tuber]

6:53 to end :DD

[lou4brew]

"Who Else shits on the floor?" "Guerra" lmao

[cinenglland]

Alvarez and Vern's exchange in the laundry room is funny.

Also, all the different pronunciations of Schillinger's name and how that would get him fuming made me laugh

[aliwashah111]

its more like a fuck moments.... every scene has fuck at least once

[hameed]

sister pete is hot

[gullybear20]

These were some good ones, but you totally missed the one where there is the news story about sex offenders having to register with the state and the one guy (the one who did some teaching in the second season I believe, his name was Crushaine or something) gets all huffy about it and stalks off and Hill and Wangler say at the same time "Sex offender". That one cracked me up =)

[iFukuyama]

Ok I take it back. The "Jesus" comment was funny actually. And "Dead motherfucker is dead!"

[iFukuyama]

That dude at 2:05 is funny x)

[SoSeriousBatman]

I think that the funnies part was when Hill was like "Ah, Fuck!" Beecher: "What?" Hill: "Beecher!" Beecher: What? Hill: "You FARTED!" Beecher: " I didn't..." Hill: "P-Fucking-U" Beecher: "I didn't fart..." Hill: "Damn, man, five hours to down and I got to be in a god damn glass box with the king of stink. I'ma get gulf-fucking-war syndrome." Towards the end~ Beecher: "I. Didn't. Fart." *Fart* Hill: "AW FUCK, MAN!" Beecher: *laughs* Should've had that part. xD

[singuensful]

@SoSeriousBatman, yep funny part.

[SheSaidSheWas15]

-Who else shits on the floor?

-Guerra

Laughed so hard when camera showed him :D

[allprod1113]

"Dat Motha fuckas dead!"

applause

[highwind8124]

I laughed so hard when Schillinger went to Adebisi of all people.

[crazyanimeloveable]

@highwind8124 I know that was even low for him being a nazi and all which kinda suprised me he's a nazi but gay really confeusing but ok

[RezRez]

No, the Schillinger double-look at Adebisi is the best - THE most awkward moment in Oz.

[tafari127]

Bend emmmmmmmmm!!!

[qwexas]

I like when Keller shows Beecher ideas to fix the brand on his butt, the biker next to Hoyt suddenly dies, the bomb is a dud but the stove was left on, Schillinger made sure the white baby doll was not too close to the black baby dolls, Vern finds Andy face-down in his food, the guy said Said had a weapon when he was the only who didn't, Robson's dental surgery, Alvarez was caught sneaking INTO Mexico, Dino's face when he finds out Ryan is in Oz, Busmalis hit water with his tunnel.

[bassenigma]

smuggle tacos!

[csguden]

6:06 - 6.17 was the only funny one

[Lilyichka]

"All I'm saying it's a lot of body contact, man."

That's what I always thought about Beecher and O'Reily in season 1.

[PrincessSunshine11]

omg the schillinger & adebisi staredown was priceless!

schillinger's death & that guy saying, " that muthafucka's dead!" is FUCKIN priceless too

i played that back 5 times in a row

another funny skit was: " are u a fag too?"

" why dont chu suck my dick & find out!" lmao!!

[JacobGrimmFollower]

"Then, you must be taking it up the ass." So well said. So funny!

[JacobGrimmFollower]

Adebisi's stare! Priceless!

[Squad2ND]

0:48, I love that talk between Schillinger and Alvarez. Haha...

[CurlyLizzie]

I love the conversation about the gay puppets! There's an even better one where Beecher says to Ryan that he would go for a 4-way with Pecky and Nooter. Ryan's reaction to that comment is priceless! It's in the episode called "U.S. Male". Freaking priceless!!!

[bassenigma]

bosmales was the funniest inmate. hands own

[nicolas870]

That muther fuckers dead! 

[LordAlucardsbride]

Rofl I loved how everyone cheered when Vernon was killed XD

[bubbaali021]

you should of added the part were brass get cocktail throwin' at him

[SazeBones]

@2:27 - 3:06 greatest convo

[apxeli]

dick suck red :D

[xXxadd1ctXx]

lmao we both have a twisted sense of humor my brotha, thanks

[tutani]

1:30

hahaha Adebisi you fucking legend!

[Anguis79]

There is a lot of fun moments in Oz. I think a lot of the humor is in the violence. For instance, Robsons "ghetto gumb" or the crack head Omar White. I laugh a lot watching this show.

[125TVThird]

lmao i love oz ....you show put the one with poet and robson talking when robson got ghetto gums

[Robbanb4p]

Nice tie! .. BEST moment ever LOL.. I laughed so much to that.. during that scene.

[jouluturkki]

All the conversations that Ryan and Nikolai have about the cell phone are just hilarious imo. And some quotes crack me up every time like when Paul Markstrom says to Kenny: "Begone little nigger!"

[anothergirl45]

ME TOO!!

i didn't think anyone else noticed how funny that was.

[Sweetpatuna]

i noticed how funny it is......i laugh my ass off in these episodes.........hilarious

[yellow85]

@jouluturkki OMG... i thought i was the only one who would be laughing at that "be gone lil nigga" line! it's so so wrong... but so so funny. it's the way he does it. LOL

[jouluturkki]

What's funny about stabbing a cross through someone's chest?

[Protoman85]

Because Kirk looks at the cross afterwards while saying "Jesus!"... That's funny!

[maxx88]

@Protoman85 id like to do that to kirk cameron...lol

[bcl092]

@Protoman85 lmao now that you pointed it out it is funny

[10109matt]

@Protoman85 haha I was thinking the same thing

[powerpro4]

@Protoman85 You should've put the clip where Schillinger tells his dad "Fuck you Dad"! That part had me ROFL!!

[robbieballs]

@Protoman85  lol

[VespasianAD]

@jouluturkki If you have to ask lol

[jouluturkki]

@VespasianAD Yes I have to ask. I don´t think stabbing is "funny", nor the line he says. I think quite a few people could say "Jesus" after being impaled.

[VespasianAD]

@jouluturkki Are you just taking this out of context our have you watched the entire season?Because if you have then you dont need me to tell you that kirk was the most insane homicidal scum bag who among his greatest hits..Claimed to be satan.Accused an innocent priest of molesting him.Chained and enclosed a man (a priest)alive behind a brick wall.And those are just a few of the things he did off the top of my head.

[jouluturkki]

@VespasianAD Yes, I have, and all of that is irrelevant. I don´t feel sorry for him, but still don´t think this is "funny", even though he deserved this. I just think this is in the wrong category.

[VespasianAD]

@jouluturkki I can respect that opinion.I personally still think it was a fucked up humorous swing of justice...but i respect your opinion.Thats gotta be a first for the internet right?Lol

[AddieF420]

@jouluturkki i wondered the same thing, but after watching it a few times, it is kinda funny lol.