Mike Tyson Quotes: The Song

[akiracraig1]

awesome



[ddezord]

.... .... .... i'm not a recluse LOL

[ddezord]

Yessssssss

[21ricky666]

awesome

[muclesmarinara]

Sounds like a song by The Flaming Lips with lyrics by Mike Tyson.

[Chief08]

Lmaoooo they poured ether on Iron Mike.

[d0ct0rsweet]

or that one quote that he said to a reporter...I don't do interviews with women unless i fornicate with them....

[RunDub]

This is fantastic! I laughed until I cried.

[sonny12681]

There is one thing that this song left out and that is the quote I will fuck you till you love me.

[thebadseed90]

This was awesome.

[Userlamenofigureout]

This song is too good! Pure comedy! And thanks for the chords, too.

[LiveFreeOrDieNow]

Haha awesome

[Readyrobby]

This is funny.

[MandiPants08]

"He called me a rapist and a recluse.... I'm not a recluse." AHAHAHAHAHAHA Favourite quote by far! Brilliant

[azzeh06]

what a poor ending of a champion...

[SuperKaulo]

What does: i will fade into bolivian' means?

[ilpo12]

@SuperKaulo It means he is going to move to Bolivia. Its kinda racist comment but its cool. Bolivia is quite a nice place

[SeriouslyStoned]

@ilpo12 Mike Tyson couldn't say oblivion correctly!He isn't talking about Bolivia!lol Hope this help's!

[ilpo12]

@SeriouslyStoned Duuuude....

[bbs7]

@ilpo12 hahahaha you're a fucking idiot.

[ilpo12]

@bbs7 Oh my god...

[ilpo12]

@bbs7 And now you will tell me that the "conquer people and their souls"- part doesnt mean that he is going to spread the word of allah to as many people as possible? And im the idiot...?

[ORLYWTF]

@SuperKaulo I think he meant to say that he will fade into oblivion.

[POOPdudeEX]

@SuperKaulo thats the joke. it's supposed to be "oblivion"

[111kevinlim]

Mike tyson > Mozart

[edw798]

This is my favorite song of yours. Keep it up.

[Pontan87]

2 questions...

1. Recluse = Reckless?

2. Where is the "I'll F U til you love me fa got?

[ryano11222]

@Pontan87 recluse as in reclusive..like when someone becomes a hermetcrab and never leaves there homes. purposely living in seclusion



[whatsthedealeo]

This is the greatest song EVER!!!

[SeriouslyStoned]

So damn funny!hahahaha

[popcornzilla]

I'm on the zoloft

[ziiik0]

Despite all his faults, Mike was one of a kind.

Love him.

[TheN0remac]

Two things Mike Tyson knows he is not: a phony and a recluse.

[Indepeoplemusic]

But you did leave out: 'I wanna eat his children, praise be to Allah.'

[Indepeoplemusic]

I almost got fired today for singing along to this.

[jimmerlando]

the idea, melody and lyrical structuring of mikey the terrible tysons quotes here is as good as parody and maximum ludicrosity gets. bet mikey likes this and that perhaps a few years ago this might have made the artist a 'target of interest' on the mikey radar. as good as ANY saturday night live bit EVER!

over and out...

[robertleal49]

Heard this on Fritz and Brooks

[dhill89]

@robertleal49 *Fitz

[ALRpwnd]

32 People want him to get off the Zoloft....

[tybo09]

...and to think, Charlie Sheen needed drugs to say this kind of stuff...

[360elitexbox1]

@tybo09 uh correction he was drugs

[tybo09]

@360elitexbox1 No. Iron Mike was crazy before the drugs.

[ManDudeYeah]

@tybo09 Yea, Mike Tyson is naturally retarded and needn't any drugs to sound like a total fool.

[YourHeartIsTheKey]

The only boxing champion more intelligent and well spoken than Tyson was Ali.

[CyberMetalOverlord]

@tybo09 funny you should mention charlie

[enemyfly]

I want to learn the chords! Has anyone figured them out yet?



[ebdragon2003]

@enemyfly they're in the description

[hamsterdoom360]

Is there a list of the typefaces used in this video?

[MikeyMystery45]

@hamsterdoom360 Dude. I was thinking the same thing. Graphic designer?

[poppaluv]

What??? No part 2?!?!?!?!

[visduke]

Even Hollifield would uncover his ear to hear this

[loganrobison14]

I'm on the Zoloft to keep me form getting these type of catchy tunes out of my head!

[8BitROB]

Man, this song is epic! :-D

[mandabean08]

fuckin epic

[thekungfukid1990]

I'm walking out to this song for my next fight

[thekungfukid1990]

I'm walking out to this song for my next fight

[mrdocstoc]

This song brings a tear to my eye. So beautiful.

[111kevinlim]

@mrdocstoc LOL!!!......mike is the best,,,,

[WhitePwny]

If you put this on iTunes as a ringtone, I will buy its asshole alive you bitch.

[brinkvdfrank]

I'm missing the quote 'I fuck you 'till you love me, faget!'

[littleweloosmom]

@brinkvdfrank Go listen to Fok Julle Naaiers by Die Antwoord. they covered that one.

[postwarscars]

How did "I'mma fuck you until you love me faggot" not make it into this song?

[ButterMover123]

what does zoloft mean? in german plx :D

[HenningDIF]

@ButterMover123 I think it's medicin.

[TheHunterOfTrolls]

@ButterMover123 Zoloft ist ein Antidepressivum.

[typicalviewer2]

I need this on my ipod...NOW!

[TheTylerburns]

Baba booey.

[tokabul]

"I'll eat your asshole alive, you bitch! Fuck you, you hoe!" Added to my resume, under additional skills. Thanks Mike!

[yuletide]

*mind blown*

[deadalive85]

If the "I'll eat your ass hole alive you bitch, fuck you, you hoe" - doesn't tug at your heart . . then what will?

[vonstev1668]

Awesome sauce.

[gulfmen86]

Well... i found my wedding song

[111kevinlim]

@gulfmen86 LOL!!!!

[lsevent]

Love it.

[LizzyLezzy32]

Why does 1:46 sound like something I would say???

[shady757]

omfg amazing

[bgbullies89]

Worse thing that happened to Mike is the loss of his old italian coach. He was "mick" of rocky, but for mike.

[CupcakesnLove]

Please don't fade into bolivion Mike Tyson.

[lostwhitemale]

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[indeedproceed]

This might be the best thing I'll see or hear today. Thank you.

[TheGodOfPegana]

Very cool fonts!

[snexer]

they forgot mike's best quote....

i fuck you till you love me phaggot...

[bobbygnosis]

Mike Tyson > Beethoven

[rulezz264]

I'll eat your asshole alive you bitch, fuck you you hoe.

[TheEdfitz]

Quite possibly one of the best songs ever written.,

[huether101306]

bolivian is a spanish owned planet ... right next to your anus... good place to eat bean pie & puddin pie .... oh my daughter wanted me to make sure i said.. who you tryin to get crazy with esse thats not chocolate thats doo doo BABY!!!!!!!!?

[Vivvd]

Catchy!!

[SkizzyMcfrazzlepop]

'If Jesus were here, I'd fight him too.'

I'd pay to see that.

[peanutsinspace]

One of the best songs of our generation

[RaizenOP]

I don't get the bolivian part someone please explain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xxxjackknightxxx]

@RaizenOP if you seriously dont get it what it is ,its mike tyson trying to so Oblivion but his speech impediment makes it come out Bolivion

[iluvmymaster]

I'm guessing that at least 1,000 of these views are from me.

[trollcrusher242]

Bloody brilliant.

No words other than brilliant ...

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killin' y'all." - Best quote from the last decade.

[sasinator18]

Dave good Shit brother need to get a bottle and chill one of these days

[Smurgleburf]

i'm not a recluse

[kurty11]

@Smurgleburf

I laughed the hardest at that line

[stashthecocoa]

omggggggggggggggggggggg

[BmomSON]

IT'S FUNNIER EVERY TIME

[DX777900]

LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!

[BlackLabelFREAK]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha this song is epic

[bomfy]

What the hell did we do without the Internet?

[mezzyempiesa]

@bomfy Who misses all that stupid human interaction anyway.

[Ladiespetmansthreat]

Thanks Sports illistrated lol

[jscalice292]

lmao...thanks opie

[jaynaplesflorida]

Funny guy that IronMike. His Herman Cain impressions are funny, too. He's following the Raging Bull into comedy.

[lupecuenca1]

Here because of Jimmy! :D

[SiouxDude]

Incredibly funny. Great job!

[Izanamias]

fucking hilarious. who made this?

[ptsocr]

Thank you Jimmy Kimmel for sending me here.

[eduarvera23]

jimmy kimell tweeted this :O now give me thumbs up :D

[FlamingQueen666]

Mike Tyson the most unintentionally funny person ever

[ConspiracyRangr]

fuckin hilarious!!!! Now Im gonna go fade into Bolivian...

[skibadee66]

i think this is actually a really good song lol i can't stop singin the chorus lol

[captainjackass77]

What piece of shit clicked "dislike" on this video? They should get their assholes eaten alive into bolivian. 

[routenowherez]

@captainjackass77 DOn't worry Tyson will get them all

[Randy83092]

You forgot "I'll fuck you 'til you love me, faggot."

[ManicMindTrick]

@Randy83092

That's none of your business white boy.

[k2swarrrm]

heard this on o&a, love it

[pdoglarsen]

You should do an Arnold Schwarzenegger (You may need to add subtitles) or a George Bush!

[powermasterjazz]

brilliant!

[supertrolly]

Do more please this is awesome

[TheMrDylanLeake]

20 people are cranky from eating peoples' children and live ass holes... Must have gotten their asses whooped by Jesus.

[whyknuckifyoubuck]

You left out: "Come here and tell me that and I'll fuck you in the ass, you punk white boy. You faggot."

[herbhealsme]

You failed to realize that Tyson is a genius. Everything he said was with precision.

[ManicMindTrick]

@herbhealsme

He is very intelligent but he is also bipolar.

[jbgandhi2]

@ManicMindTrick As for your first point: there is no data to support that statement.

[ManicMindTrick]

@jbgandhi2

Do you need some form of score on a test to make it more clear for you?

Maybe you need a score from Ed Witten too?

[jbgandhi2]

@ManicMindTrick A score would be nice. In the absence of such quantifiable data, I'm forced to judge based on the preponderant majority of his words and actions, neither of which support the statement that he is "very intelligent".

[WowOmgStudios]

How did memebase get me here?

[XFoolXProofX]

Lmao Nice 1



[Gaius8666a]

Hilarious!



[rosone51178]

20 people need zoloft to keep from killin y'all

[trekgrrl3]

I would love the guitar chords so that I could play this for people... has anyone figured them out yet? Doesn't sound too hard...

[drtazzle]

...just in case there are still people out there who don't know how utterly fucknuts this dude is xD

[giantramshark1]

he called me a rapist and a recluse....

i'm not a recluse

[Stroodledoodle311]

I'm so confused by the comment below mine......

[faklanaboy]

we love you mike !for me this song is so touching..ordinary people just cant understand the meaning of this .sorry guys

[superkhoy]

MAKE MORE!!! do some bruce lee!

[ItdontsuckItself]

20 people have been knocked out by Mike Tyson

[rcbrya478]

They were playing this on KNBR sports talk radio last week.

[TheMrManginelli]

The Elder Scrolls V: Bolivian

[SexyEistien]

@TheMrManginelli Close Enough

[ralphmwhite3]

You are the man.

[OldWB1]

I wake up singing this freakin song!

[RocketBeta]

Somehow... I really love this song. Sounds so nostalgic.

[jmrgolf]

Unbelievably awesome this is. Deserves a bazillion views.

[jmrgolf]

I just spit cocaine all over my laptop

[CrashFactory666]

So so so so EPIC!!!!!! Fuck!! I am going to smash all 20 dislikes!!!! Man I need some Zoloft.

[sammygun]

This song goes perfectly before or after ralph wiggum - bloodhound gang v=EaGFPdP0-ug

[viperq]

Very catchy.

[wowthatsfunnylol]

Bloody brilliant

[Indianadro89]

I'm on the zolooooooooofffttt! Haha I love that line

[SeppLainer]

I'm not a recluse.

[wheezy900]

Everyone has a plan, till they get punched in the mouth. I'm a historian, and that freaks me out. I'ma a nut case, but that is what i believe. I'm just happy I'm not a phony. I just want to conquer people and their souls. Ill eat your ass hole alive you bitch. Fuck you you hoe. I'm on the Zoloft, to keep From killing y'all. I guess I'll fade into Bolivia. When you see me smash someones skull, you enjoy it.

[wheezy900]

ill fight any many any animal. If Jesus were here, id fight him too. he called me rapist and a recluse. I'm not a recluse. You cant last two minutes in my world bitch. Hannibal he rode elephants into cartilage. I wanna rip out his heart and feed it to him. I wanna kill people wanna rip out their stomachs and eat their children. I'm on the Zoloft, to keep, from keeping from killing y'all. I guess ill fade into Bolivia. When you see me smash someones skull, you enjoy it.

[RaizenOP]

HELP

what does fading into bolivian means?

[sammygun]

@RaizenOP oblivion =/= bolivia

[alltothegood1]

I see a Grammy in your future.That shit was funny

[paghat]

I find that strangely sensitive toward Mike. It's a great song.

[mkabbed]

Mike, y u no love ppl?

[zeroinfinit]

music, why u so catchy?

[disbemetube]

Yea, I take Zoloft fo realz... Not sure it would stop me from killing someone.

[cyanofelis]

This is inspirational.

[flamedrifter011]

lmao lmao lmao xD

[Coxymoney]

This is brilliant. lmao "If Jesus were here I'd fight him too."

[jebik]

if he wasn't a rapist and a looney he could be my idol. at least he's not a recluse.

[jeffyman5000]

sweet, thanks