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  • wow i was 9 on 2007

  • Omg I just started loling so hard when you were like for my air pits I was like wwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaahahhhhhhhaaaa­aaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHHhahahahah he he

  • @yash20001000 if you don't like it don't watch it

  • ME:EATING FRUIT LOOPS AT LUNCH...........

    PERSON: IS THAT FRUIT LOOPS CEREAL?

    ME:.......... NO, ITS DOG FOOD....

    PERSON: WALKS AWAY

  • .thATS RETARDED,WHO THOUGH OF THAT?

  • Ahhha sooo true but i love the eyebrows ahha

  • Ummm no offense but it's a little odd to randomly want to clean your teeth while at friends house just sayin

  • 1.Friend: (calls at 2 in the morning) ae u sleeping

    Me: no im skydiving

    2.Mom: (yells my name to wake me )

    Me:What

    mom: are u awake

    me: no im in a coma

  • Friend : do u have a bathroom

    Me: no i poo in the yard

  • How did u and nigahiga,chester,dtrix,so on meet? :)

  • FAT ALBERT song introoo xD

  • Shut up kevjumba

  • 2012 and I just discovered this video...lol. I used to say "why?" to everything.

    "Go to sleep" "Why?"

    "cuz it's late." " why?" " the sky is dark" "why?"

    "Earth turned around"... XD

  • pencil

  • Love your tags " asian guy"

  • Nice kevin, love ur vids

  • thhis s old! but kevjumba is still a hit

  • i said the thing at 2:40 and the teacher threw a pen at me and threw me out of class

  • @skateordie4234 dude really

    u ask ur teacher to take off her pants. Wow ur smart dude

    ur lucky if she didnt call the police for saying such a thing

  • I love how he started playing the jackson 5. <3

  • @LittleMissDollHouse

    What??!! Are your CRAZY??!! Both Kevin and Ryan are awesomely amazing funny. Wishing one of them gone is like wishing for the universe to explode. Do you want to kill us all??

  • 1,368 asked their teachers to take their pants off:)

  • My parent say that but always tell me I ask stupid questions. Also Isn't that what you use it for LOL!

  • tooth paste can also be used for getting burnt from cooking :)

  • still watching this in 2012

  • I keep coming back to this video cause it has my favorite dance intro of him in it lol

  • i was thinking to ask dat

  • not every one's asian

  • i wish niga higa didnt exist now -_-

  • I wish he was still #1

    I bet its cause he takes such a long time to make a new video

  • I'm more of a Drama Queen. A volleyball grazed my leg a couple days ago,so I cowered down in pain. But then my friend goes up to me and she asks "Is your face okay?" I feel insulted...

  • 2:40 the dog looks bored

  • I miss his old rants like this D:

  • Nooooo. My top comment is gone. :'(

  • I did that, I got sent out.

  • Your so funny!!!

  • Dog Incoming at 2:00

  • 2:00 is that a dog licking its self??

  • I miss the music intros...

  • Opps..shouldnt have ended at 2:55

  • 4 those who say tts wrong n all, no such thing as stupid questions n only stupid ppl, stupid ppl-stupid questions. If it's nt wrong 2 ask ur teacher 2 take off their pants, then it's rite so u'll most prob b praised in front of the whole sch. "now we would like 2 compliment ____ ____ 4 raising a v gd question 2 his/her teacher which is asking the teacher 2 take of his/her pants. I hope all of u will learn frm him/her, thank u."

  • drama QUEEN lol

  • like wtf kevo

  • like wtf kevo

  • He didn't make that in sqummer

  • There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. Really stupid people.

  • 1,368 people use toothpaste for their armpits

  • I HATE when people do that kevin im with you ;)

  • 1368 people have asked those stupid questions

  • real men chase butterflies.....

  • @funsizekinz133 really?

  • I agree that there is such a thing as stupid questions

  • Nice black and white video

  • Kevin > Ryan

  • this is one of my favorite videos

    I tried to show it to my friend but I was laughing to much she couldn't hear the video.

  • I LOVE KEVIN !!!!! :) HAHAA i loved the introo and everything about the video :)

  • "there's no such thing as a stupid question"

    "THAT'S RETARDED!!??"

    love you kevin

  • like if he should do song intros!!!!! i miss those!!!!! :)

  • Lolololololo

  • 3:20 Doggie!

  • i love his dog...:)

  • i'm annoyed your music Kev!!! -.,-

  • what for?

  • Can you make a video of yourself.. chasing butterflies? 8D

  • Examples of the most stupid questions people can ask

    1)When u are laying down with your eyes closed;'R u sleeping?'-No i'm trying to die

    2)People who call your home phone;'Are you home?'-No, i'm waiiting for the bus

    3)They c u coming out of the bathroom, still wet;'U had a bath?'-No,I fell in the toilet

    4) When you are in a lift,ready to go up; 'Are u going up?' -No,I'm waiting untill my appartment comes down for me

    5) You bring a bush of flowers to your friend; 'Are these flowers?'-NO, CARROTS

  • i clean my armpits with toothpaste

  • @litlehawk80 haha........wait woah

  • I did the thing to my teach about taking off pants I said like it's like asking that and every one gave me a weird look and it was awkward -_-

  • Stupid question: hey did you get a hair cut. Answer: no all my hair just magically disappeared. Another stupid question: is that a new shirt Answer:no i'vehad this sincei waslike 5 Asker: oh really how long have you had it. -_-

  • as much as i like kevjumba right now, i don't think it'll ever replace the good old rants in his room.

  • yesterday my friend asked if breaking a bone hurts!!!

  • @outlaw3a Ditto! My friends are retatarted sometimes.

  • dog in the back =P

  • I hate the question: do you speak indian?

    No, i do NOT speak indian. nor do i know anyone else in this world who does.

  • @NamLovesChocolate

    I've heard "Do you speak Asian?" before.

    I died laughing at that girl that day.

  • i would LOVE to see one of my teachers take off her pants

  • @mrturbanhbk -.-

  • @mrturbanhbk NOOSE!!!!

  • WHAT 4?? ARHHH I LOVE THAT!!

  • Would it be considered rude to ask someone what their nationality was? Of course don't go blurting it out in front of a group people and all...

  • my dad always says:there are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots : )

  • i used to ask stupid questions... until i took an arrow to the knee.

  • @Halohammer564 hahahahhahaha i used to laugh at your comment until I took an arrow to the knee

  • whats this about?

  • Isn't the song playing like in the middle of the video is 'I want you back'? like that song from Victorious? Nickelodeon people are such copycatters. >:-(

  • I miss these old videos :D

  • @Tiwaking Me too, I wish he still kept making videos like this. Oh well, his new ones are good too I guess. 2007 was the golden year for Kevjumba.

  • @Tiwaking there not gone anywhere

  • @shkeenmunda Wrong. Most of them are private now :(

  • HAHAHHAHAHAHA CHASING BUTTERFLIES !! LOL

  • what for?

    

  • "There is no such thing as stupid questions, only stupid people"

    - Mr.Garrison, South park

  • kevin: oh im the number one most subbcribed comedian :D -nigahiga comes- A CHALLENGER APPEARS

  • @ImTheSupahNinja RWJ. End of story.

  • IS THAT JUSTIN BEIBER'S PENIS?! Oh wait...It's the dislike bar.

  • What for

  • my boyfriend said a stupid question is one that goes unanswered

    my dad says a stupid question is one that goes unasked

    DX truly i usually go with my boyfriend on that one

  • my teacher say the same thing then a person in my class asked about Cheetos i raised my hand then said that was a stupid question so i had to stay after class :P

  • First Kevjumba video I ever watched. Watched it back in 2007

  • Most STUPID QUESTION OF ALL-> What are you doing? Um hello? I'm right there. USE UR FUCKIN EYES!

  • I wonder how many people asked their teachers to take off their pants....

  • i'm Malaysian :D .

  • Ur dog is adorable

  • yeah, thats retartacal

  • at 0:39 did he say retartical? xD

  • @NoemiGarcia102 No.. he said "that's retarded, who thought of that?"

  • i wish i was asian:(

  • dat retated who tought uh dat???? hahhahahaha r u tryin to b black??

  • Im vienamese too! Asians rock XD

  • There are no stupid questions , only stupid people .

  • @zMrLouis >:( you copied me didin't you >:P

  • Well all u asians look alike

  • Also, there are WRONG ANSWERS!!

    The next time a teacher says, "There are no wrong answers!"

    I'm gonna say "Hmmm... OH!!........... Chicken. =|"

  • i hate it when you bump into a friend in a grocery store and asks: "what are you doing here?"

    me: "oh you know, hunting down elephants."

  • I hate when parents ask "are you okay?" for no reason, and when you say yes, they ask "what's wrong?"

  • Hey, hey, can you take off your pants? Is that a stupid question?

  • Can blind people see their dreams?

  • @Christian7thSF Well, people that become blind later in their life can see their memories of when they were able to see. So partially yes.

  • "Hey dude, you know those shows with private investigators in them, and there's like, 'P.I.' in their name? What does the 'P.I.' stand for?"

    (sadly, I have, in fact, heard this asked before in real life)

  • Thumbs if you noticed that his dog was licking it's scrotle zone at 1:17

  • Thumbs up if u heard the song in the background ftom Victorious:Locked Up

  • @TheKeybladofdarknes DUH! that's y it's a stupid question!!!

  • i hate when i go to the kitchen to wash the brushes and palette , and my mum asks me ' hey , were you painting ? ' . i answered ' no , i was putting the oil paints on the palette and mixing them with with brushes since i was bored . '

  • Our class was like really noisy so my teacher was like "I like how ur working so quietly" so this guy was like "is she being sarcastic?" DUH

  • whats a stupid question?

  • that exact same thing happened to me

  • Happens to me alot (_ _") lol

  • chasing butterflies.<3

  • I hate when people ask me, "Is being Indian considered Asian?"...

    To all the people who don't know.....THE ANSWER IS YESS!!!!

  • Or when somebody says are you Chinese or asian

  • I was having a spelling test the other day and one kid asks "does spelling count?" lol >o<

  • KING OF SARCASM OVER HERE *less than three* , But seriously, you are too funny.

  • @PlushyTalks I hate it when people ask "are you Catholic or Christian?"

  • i like your videos kevjumba x1000

  • 1,361 people are stupid...............

  • i hate when i bump into my friends at a public place and they ask "what are you doing here" like, im at panda express

    friend: hey! what are you doing here?

    me: I'm here to take a shower.

    dude..cleaaaaaaaarly im here to eat..stupid question.

  • 1361 people told their teacher to take off their pants

  • This is a stupid question, but...Why is there a dog on the right hand corner from 0-1:55 and 2:25-the end? And whos dog is it?

  • i love jackson 5 :)

  • my dad always says "What for" and i was like "what the.."

    so annoyingg!!!

  • One question that I hate: "Are you Asian or Chinese?" ...

  • @Kimmy714x aren't they the same thing?

  • @Kimmy714x actually, i get asked, " r u korean or chinese?' i hate that. its offensive

  • @Kimmy714x Are you Asian Or Chinese??? Well im both bcuz chinese is asian. .-.

  • @LennasWorld I'm Vietnamese. XD

  • @Kimmy714x LOL!! ppl actually ask that?

  • @Kimmy714x I KNOWWW!!!! im always like yes im Chinese!!! and people are like what!!! i though you were asian............. UGH!!!!

  • @Kimmy714x My brother's friend asked him that...

  • My teacher calls that a piranha question.

  • Teacher: Okay. Don't be afraid to ask any questions. There is no stupid question. Okay?

    Class: yes, ma'am. -30 mins. later-

    Me: Uhm... how can the 3 go into the two?

    Teacher: Are you serious? I explained that like 5 times. Why would you ask that question?

    So, in my mind I was like, wtf?! She said there are no stupid questions so don't be afraind to ask! So I asked, and she thinks it's a stupid question.

  • at the movie theatre:

    friend: omg, what are you doing here? are you gonna watch the movie too?

    you: no, im just here to use their restroom

  • i miss your dance intros!!! your so sexy while doing that!!

  • Thumbs up if you'r watching this in...

    TODAY!!

  • I hate when people call home to me and then ask me where I am and I'm like '' Bitch, you called to my home where the hell do you think i am?! ''

  • there are no stupid questions,only stupid people

  • "Can I borrow some toothpaste?"

    "What for?"

    "For my armpits!"

  • You tried too hard in this vid :/

  • do you speak chinese? :)

  • like him better then nigahiga ^_^

  • this is one of ur videos in which u're trying too hard to be cool , u dont have to do that !

    we like u just the way u are ! ;)

    btw , u're really cool !

  • Stupid q: when your friends at your house and they ask "hey do you have a bathroom in your house?". NO MY HOUSE ONLY HAS A KITCHEN AND A BEDROOM.

  • Me: Hey dude, can I borrow some toilet paper?

    Other guy: Sure, what do you need it for?

    Me: Oh I need it to make socks. -_-

  • Thumbs for Micheal Jackson!

  • bUTTERFLIES????Only dogz chase butterflies

  • stupid question: "Whats fudge?" 

  • @NazanYang you just got SERVED

  • what bugs me is when people are like don't be afraid to ask, there are no stupid questions and you ask something, not an obvious question and they get mad and say it's stupid and it's like wtf...

  • -Jacking off-

    Friend: Are you jacking off?

    Me: ...-squirts on face- Nope, I'm just making milk.

  • chasing butterflies!!!!

  • God, I hate it when people ask if I have a bathroom... no we use an outhouse lol.

  • Me: Do you know where the bathroom is?

    Person: Why?

    Me: ...uh, really?

  • Me:Can I borrow a pencil?

    Person: What for?

    Me: WHAT FOR? YOU KNOW WHAT FOR? FOR STABBING YOU REPEATEDLY WITH YOUR OWN PENCIL FOR ASKING THAT DUMB QUESTION!

  • a question i hate is when your friend asks you what you're doing when they know like when you're doing a worksheet and theyre like WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

    LIKE WTF DO YOU THINK? I'M EATING A DINASOUR WHILE FREAKING POOPING ON MY LAPTOP! -___-

  • you know what i hate when somebody asks you hey you got any food and you are like no we starve yes we have food

  • lol asking for toothpaste at a friend's house is straight up awkward. clean your teeth at home :P