Dane Cook - Nothing Fights

[123imdead1]

he's so precise on everything! XD and so true! hahaha

[bestninja10]

YOU DON'T EVEN *jumps up an octave* KNOW!!!!!!

[Tyem310]

when i get into an argument with my sister i yell alot more that is the most annoying I hate it

[darkstalker243]

he must of been in alotta these kinda fights XD

[SilverCali11]

@darkstalker243 you dont even know.

[Exop0]

MY FATHER WAS A SMART FUCKING GUY....... YOU DONT EVEN FUCKING KNOW

[SOffenbach]

Well, your a cunt like your mother!

[Fenkuro]

Because of this video,i feel badass cause i'm a female.

[KaiaxLotus]

XBOX FTW! Lmao

[KissxMexImxBlue]

Dat Ass! lol ;D

[sora7333]

ALL TRUE!!!!!

[CardGameLover]

I honestly can't tell if he's high while performing. Is he?

[darkstalker243]

@CardGameLover i honestly think he dose but ya never know

[Danielindhout]

@CardGameLover No, he has even said publicly that he doesn't drink or do drugs and strongly disagrees with them

[sokit2em]

"just gonna eat noodles outta your ass" lol

[emmakidd997]

when i grow up i would like my husband to fight with me like thus

I WOULD LAUGH MY FUCKING ASS OFF X'D

[CakeTheFacePlz]

Response: You´re a bitch like you´re mother.

[last1dogdemon]

love the fact that im a girl and have a katana collection (only 4 )

[xXOrtegaChriz413Xx]

Nooodles :)

YOU DON"T EVEN KNOW!!!!! :D

[NJKids4Life]

<3



[Aimee2959]

you can tell from the sounds that he makes that he plays too many video games

[1706fcz]

Dane Cook is hilarious <3

[shaddielover89]

lol the comment

[xXUnderWatchXx]

he has amazingly nice looking legs xD

[12sujuelf]

because u r menatl terrorists. You are brain ninja's. You know how to get in there with your katana's. LOL

[ps2player41]

To all the ladies . . . 7:50

[pur3stsn1p3r]

it's not that simple, my cd's are in his trunk!

[RPW20]

I like Dane Cook.. HATE his live audiences, shut the hell up! :P

[FANOFWAR34]

@RPW20 the fact they r making a shitload of noise is a good thing. if they didnt laugh as much then dane would think hes not doing a good job

[jesusman994]

uncle buck ftw

[LittleBoyzClub]

Oh being gay must be great.

[BCete]

@LittleBoyzClub LMAO

[bm56ify]

@LittleBoyzClub hes not gay

[jackstormrage]

when people say the most hating commant to me, i just forget it. i dont know why ether. i will forget it the min you say it and ask you tell me it again, or just say what ever. the thing is, i works so good that the comments are now rare.

[TheJohnmartinez]

WHERE THE FUCK DO I LIVE!? That is a pantry....

[TheLyf4emo]

i just say to my girl after she walks away n says the comment "yep u r SO right" then i walk away n play some basketball

[PoseidonKross2009]

Yep... He's so right.

[PoseidonKross2009]

@animelover4568 Hey, it's all good! No need to be sorry. I used think the same way, and I respect your opinion. Just remember that no matter what your opinion is you might encounter a few trolls ;)

[TheMrFloozies]

@animelover4568 go fuck yourself. he is great the way he is

[Dishstony]

Ahh the nostalgia 

[IchiNiiSenpai]

Sounds like Everybody Likes Raymond's whole series, but less funnier.

This is good material though

[CoolCorey502]

Shes gonna PIVOT. Then shes gonna take THREE TO FIVE STEPS. THREE TO FIVE!

[PixiesintheBrugh]

I'm the chick who, if you made me cry, I'd probably do something vicious to you barely half an hour later. Your xbox would have a red ring of DEATH.

[SpeciesXConfused]

This really isn't funny .-.

[Kill3rR0s3]

I brain ninjaed my brother but it back fired and at 2am in the morning he stormed into my room and exploded "I'M BETTER THAN EVERYTHING!!"

[CrazySeth12]

i got brain ninja the other day! man,...that shit buggs me !

[sonamyloverallnight]

im the mayor of fuckville



[xBrownEyedDancer97x]

i do enjoy brain ninjaing ppl . ;D

[Beatleslover231]

DAMN he's got it down!

[KaTeLyN71995]

9 people got their brains ninja'd (:

[skidophillips]

"Women win 99.9% of all fights" True

[jervie40]

My CD's are in his truck....LOL....LMFAOROFL.....

[dontneedstupidboys]

now fight me for three days cuz im bored.

hey whats up guys. i just made my chick cry. hey wheres the gatlin gun?

[LisaIsADork1111117]

I'm so confused! Why is the other like button upside down?

[FUNisUnderRated]

8 robots are angry they can not laugh

[omargosh11]

8 people have their CDs in his truck. lol.

[SlagStorm]

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thumbs up worthy?

[hamadabdulwahab]

he sound like tobuscus when he talks like a girl

[liteashmusic]

@hamadabdulwahab what the fuck is a tobuscus

[xXxcookieninjaxXx]

@hamadabdulwahab HOLY SHIT HE DOES. O____O

[FantasyHours]

ship of right XD

[hypeman97]

7 people are stupid like their father!!

and im sorry if i stole this from someone "I DONT EVEN KNOW!!!!"

[officialY1p]

this is funny cause it's true!

[pixievanillahi72]

wind shield wiper movement

[boredoreos]

I can't just go Karen...

Why would you take advice from Karen the bag of douche anyway?

[Ivanovska86]

the best one :))))))

[TAandBF]

6 people didn't buy the fuckin noodles

[MegaMetalHead22]

Fight me for three days cause im bored LMFAO

[Pixestars]

hes soo right.

[FallNeverEnds]

506 people have stayed in the relationship for a long time with a stupid ass excuse.

[supersniperjimmy]

6 dislikes? SHHHHHH the trolls are sleeping!

[winxclub4evers]

Lol at the very end when he said "You dont even KNOW!" He kinda sounded like a girl XD

DANECOOKFTW!

[inuyasha13k]

5 people couldn't find the gatling gun

[TheShubhang]

Who bought the FUCKING NOODLES ? LMAO :D :D

[Jester702509]

lol

[d10symbol]

4 people got torpedoed by their girlfriends!

[MusicalFan25]

4 dislikes?.... YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!!! ;D

[Strawberryluver1234]

i love dane cook hes been my favorite for years

[megasonicfan228]

that is soo fucking true you wouldnt belive it so this is how girls are always getting in our heads he is a meseaiah to boys

[MoNsTeRmIx32]

MY FATHER'S A BRILLIANT MAN!!!! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!!!!

where the F*** do i live? That is a F****** pantry!!"

[YourFace676]

4 people left their CD's in his truck...

[YourFace676]

4 people left their DVD's in his car...

[Edgeworthscravat]

Charlie Sheen borrowed THIS guys brain and couldn't handle it...

[xcolleenxmariex]

4 people didnt buy the noodles.

[Verooo777]

is that what your gonna do eat your fucking noodles like your ass

[noodlediamond56]

I gotta remember this.

[Wulfex]

Sad part is... how many times have we done this guys... I can say I did... wish I would have watched this first! lol

[JoshT4life]

fucking hilarious even after seeing it 4 times. My father was a smart man thats why he bought me noodles LOL

[SierraJBean]

I love him. He just GETS it.

[SorasSacrafice1]

4 people are stupid like their father

(you don't even know! xD)

[2haye2]

4 ppl were girls who wants to have nothing fights

[debberz09]

u just gonna eat the nuddles NUUUAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Jetsbff]

the MAYOR of FUCKVILLE!

[cookinglover78]

W00t I am a Mental Terroist! (is a Girl :D)

[skylordbenic]

@cookinglover78 you are a brain ninja! >:O i hate you!

[SuperSara924]

4 people dont even know!

[imanoldspiceman]

I did this to my friend, and it went almost like that (No noodles though xD)

[SeniorPoncho]

4 people's dads never bought them their oodles of noodles growing up

[Nikolaguitar]

Mind terrorists xDDDD true dude

[doom45678999]

4 guys didnt prepare for the leg lock comment and 2 years later she got custody of their Uncle Buck DVDs

[mannymaker93]

fight me for three days cause i'm bored!

[Emariella]

4 women lost their arguments

[DanTheManOfGaming]

4 people's fathers weren't brillient men.

[TheLeftoverAngel]

ENJOY THE FUCKING NOODLES!!

me watching this eating noodles: ok i will o_o"

[TheShadowdark707]

3 ppl thin justin bibeber beter then dan cook they are panzies

[StasiMeow]

LEG LOCKS! AGREEING! OMG YOU'VE JUST DRIVIN INTO FUCKVILLE BITCH AND SHES THE FUCKIN MAYOR!

WE JUST FUCKING MURDERED YOU BRAIN! -all ggirls.

*EXPLOSION* omg omg omg -pacing- omg omg omg she just mentaly killed me.

[Sango6877]

mentle ninja

[TheBrodzie]

This is dane cook? Right? Then why is there a dislike button!?!?!?

[24okay]

@TheBrodzie Cuz it's Dane Cook. He sucks. His delivery is horrible. I got here because I was looking at street fights. he says funny stuff, but he has no delivery.  He isn't a great comedian. But he is better than others out there like that faggot Carlos Mencia.

[Nebanuitul]

@TheBrodzie Dislike=Dis I Like :D

[MultiJokesMan]

@Nebanuitul if your illitarate..

and i know i spelled it wrong..lol

[jordilin23]

my cd are in his trunck

lmfao

[lolerz222]

Best comedian ever...along with George Carlin.

[Smartardedful]

WHERE THE FUCK DO I LIVE! 7:41

[Smartardedful]

WHERE THE FUCK DO I LIVE!

[sissythehedgehog]

"WHO BOUGHT THE NOODLES?! WHO BOUGHT THE FUCKING NOODLES!?!?" "..Me." "TH--..fml -walks out-"

[TheFalcon20pilot]

his hair reminds me of a michael myers mask

[XxNGameCubexX]

NINJA!

[xxXDamonSalvatorXxx]

enjoy my fucking noodles!!! lmao

[applesloveme4ever]

the two people who did thumbs down are losers

[FlySoci3tyTV]

know why you brought them? -cries- CUZ HE'S A SMART FUCKING GUY ..

[dreeaamer97]

I need Dane Cook in my life lmfao

[redfangninja]

LOL. I was eatting noodles when I watched this.

[RockTheBeat417]

WHO BOUGHT THE FUCKIN NOODLES!?!

[VmanDaHoopz]

hes not lieing, my girl did it to me last week

[VmanDaHoopz]

mental terrorists!!!!!

[yokoraitashi]

karen is always a douche bag! every group has a karen and she is always a bag of douche!

[yokoraitashi]

You just drove into fuckville! best part ever!

[yokoraitashi]

BRAIN NINJAS!!!

[JeffHxXxTrishS]

2 people cant find thier Uncle Buck DVD

[moterbikecrash]

@JeffHxXxTrishS the second they wanna watch it

[JeffHxXxTrishS]

@moterbikecrash touche haha

[OhSixteenCandles]

This guy's a fucking GENIUS. 

[simmi7777]

you know why, you know why i love the fucking noodles, cus when i was a kid i ate the fucking noodles all the time, cus my dad bought me the fucking noodles, you know why? CUS HE WAS A SMART FUCKING MAN! you dont even know! YOU.DONT.EVEN.KNOW"

[HoodRAT4Life7]

my dads a smart fuckin guy!

[SVGz2krazed]

You don't even no. You don't even, you don't even know...you don't even KNOW!!!!

[drumking09]

the katana is a samurai sword. not ninja.

[XlDeathxwishXl]

@drumking09 both use katana's

[Doodlebug4life1]

"Your absoutely right, and i didnt even know why would i even know? Because your the star of right and we're just all floating in the sea of wrong as you go by on your ship of right!" omg i do that all the time when im in a fight with some1

[BlackJackGamer21]

It's funny cause its true! Guys are always like this (Unless we're gay).

[XlDeathxwishXl]

@BlackJackGamer21

false statement only dick guys are like that which makes it funnier to the caring

[papiaaa]

ORTHOTATO. i so DO NOT miss being in a relationship.

[themaskedmaddman]

The truth by dane cook.

LOL

[Christelizedjade15]

I actually tried this on my brother when we were fighting and it really does work!!!!!

[MrTakersdemon]

This is an awesome guy.

[awwwsomnes]

oh my god its true!!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?

[NavyKidz]

perfect fathersday joke "your stupid like your father"

[FluffehBacon]

It's not that simple, alright? MY CDs ARE IN HIS TRUCK. It's not that simple, Karen. I can't just go. XD

[RandarserousRex]

3 people dont even know

[Booksaholic]

YOU DONT EVEN KNOW!!!!!! hahahaha priceless

[dcboy98]

"you know why he bought them??! cause he's a SMART FUCKIN' GUY!!"

[iceman7157]

WHO BOUGHT THE FUCKIN NOODLES?! I DID THATS RIGHT I DID ENJOY!

[RacerDude96]

"Hey wheres the gatling gun?"

[ManCaptainPokey]

3 people are stupid like their father

[jfb116]

You've just driven into fuckville!!

[locovideo1]

Mental Ninjas