Picard Seduces Wesley

[EmpireLS56KW]

wesley crusher, has a huge sexual crush on the captain. lol

[JigglyRose]

omg its xavier! lol

[00macarone]

@boy18inva no, but these recuts more than make up for it

[boy18inva]

Despite its claim to "boldly go where no man [one] has gone before", when it came to depicting anything gay; Star Trek (both the old and the new, and all the spinoffs) had nothing, zero, nada, zip.

[nutmegat]

@boy18inva (re: gayness on ST) TNG actually had a couple of episodes where there was a gay undertone implied. I assume the network wouldn't have let them be overt.

The two that come immediately to mind:

The episode where the doctor gets involved with an alien that changes bodies. And the other episode where Riker gets involved with an androgynous alien.

[MajCinematic]

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! That was bad but funny!!!

[MexicanTuber]

Now I understand why Wesley "FAILED" the "ORAL" examination. Picard wanted one more year before the admiral. HA HA HA!

[dsagentutube]

This video was well done. Unlike 99% of all other youtube parodies.

[ozoneocean]

So Wes was "the captains boy".

[satanicmechanic86]

So wrong yet so funny. Good job & keep it up.

[CaptDouchebag]

When it cuts to Deanna, Worf isn't there anymore, lol.

[kellyberry]

om beginnung to think the guy who made this is a pedophile

[0814ma]

Something tells me that Wesley probably would have done very well on the *oral* examination.

[Holodiction]

I was unprepared...... Then I died laughing xD I just saw the episode this came from and I couldnt stop the cheezy music from playing in my mind and I died again!

[mysterymanryan]

34 people are Jealous

[MissLabanna]

so immature, but very very funny

[GeneralKenobiSIYE]

34 people got surprise buttsecks from Picard.

[mikiroony]

"Number one, red alert... I light the lights...".

[Tijnvaassen]

So what if Wesley wasn't at the age of consent? Picard doesn't care.

GeneralGrin has one scene of Worf dry-raping a young boy so do your worst.

[SciFiAssasin]

@Tijnvaassen General Grin has stolen the audio from this clip for his Star Trek Sex clip, so I would be reluctant to credit him with the Worf scene too.

[workingclassbum]

Its fine number 1 hes 18...I think

[Darien0Shields]

Orac sound for the win.

[baalisgod666]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahaha. That's naughty.

[golden24680]

Oh my fucking god xD

I was laughing SO HARD hhahahahahaha

[farchord]

Hahahaha.... 

[PinkiTadinki]

Roflmao =D

[gregxiu]

Sounds like at 0:40 its.... gettin' a little rough in there.

[Trevortboss]

omg rofls. i didn't expect i would laugh going into it, but that was good :P props

[MrAvidLearner]

awkward hilarity

[BobFromAccounting2]

Even Commander Shelby looks disgusted... but then you always knew she was a Neo-Con

[LadyMizra]

"oral" exam XD

[Barneystudioz]

That was disturbing, funny but disturbing

[barzoly]

I call this clip a masterpiece,its hillarious ,what was that song

[fadsforwhatever]

Oh my god, brb dying of laughter

[kova1711]

Hahahahahahahaha XD

Omfg, this is soooooooo damn funny!

[TheDUDEDOOOD]

Worfs face is like, why does Wesley get to do this, but not me!!

[TheDUDEDOOOD]

At 0:11, the enterprise will continue to benifit from your "talents" lol

[msmoonbeam91]

lmao



[ItsTurningGreen002]

That is some mind blowing gay space sex.

[Skillzmd1]

holy shit that was funny!

[Ragitsu]

That music is just PERFECT.

[ChuckFeren]

lol

[5355vbxjbj76rvn]

## "The oral examination ?" Hmmm...

[0814ma]

@5355vbxjbj76rvn From what I hear, it's actually an oral *and* throat examination. It's an ... invasive procedure.

[WTCTribute]

LOL

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

[tintiringa]

Brilliant :D

[mithol]

Lol. Troi's "OMG" totally made that. XD

[KapitanoMusic]

Brilliant. Not just a LOL but a really, genuine laugh out loud.

Looks like Picard is the scifi-Ass-asin with Westley.

[AntisepticNoir]

I laughed so...EFFING HARD.

[kingcrimson234]

hahaha

[ontheroadbackhome]

I don't think I've commented yet. I've seen this video dozens of times and it's still funny.

Thank you!

[ThePieIsLie]

Riker looks jealous.

[warstomper]

thats funny

[TearJerker2011]

In season 1 episode 10 (Hide and Q) Geordi says "Not bad, Wes." I suggest you add that at the end in a revised video...very fitting.

[SciFiAssasin]

There are tonnes of things you could do with this, but sifting through dozens of episodes took too much time out the day.

I wanted to find a shot of Wesley running out the ready room doors but couldn't find one. Or with him crying.

[tjatawol]

@SciFiAssasin haahhahahaha... with him crying would be priceless. he was always such a little pansy. i wonder if he ever tapped marina sirtis

[tjatawol]

haahhahahaha... with him crying would be priceless. he was always such a little pansy. i wonder if he ever tapped marina sirtis

[zensorship]

@SciFiAssasin

in Wesley's last episode, when he joins the Traveller, "Journey's End" I think he runs out of the conference room after arguing with Picard. He is very touchy in that episode. Could be crying as well (during the sweat-hut scene with the Native American = Traveller in disguise). But this is just from my memory, I could be wrong.

[Fwirl]

ahahaha, haha. that. was great.

it's not immature, it's hilarious.

[TearJerker2011]

Deanna seemed very disturbed by what was going on in the Captain's ready room...lol

[MentalHygienist]

@TearJerker2011 Oh, THAT's why they call it the "ready" room...

[mustang071]

ya think hehehe

[EnigmaNZ1]

Roger the cabin boy Master Bates. Aye aye Captain Pugwash. Semen Steins, clean up that mess.

[beavusesbuthead]

lol i love rikers puzzled and confused face

[GeneralThornton]

Funny.

[talya0724]

okay, I did not expect this to be so funny. I laugh at some dumb shit though.

anyway, that was supposed to be a compliment :)

[SciFiAssasin]

Thank you! :)

[Oiyuki]

lol wow makes me smile! That makes me smile alot.

[Xero328]

I've watched this vid a hundred times...Best part is the rolling of eyes Worf gives like "NOT AGAIN" lol

[TheWhisperOaks]

I love the Orac sound at the end!

[mustang071]

HAHAHA LMAO

[Roadracer987654321]

I always thought Wesley Crusher was a Little on the Fruity Pebbles Side.

[MultiShriek]

I bet Crusher got his pips after that. Haha.

[chrisrei10]

too funny for words..

[samesque]

Haha! That was great. Riker's disappointed face -- "I want to do something, but I'm only the first officer"

[jrockerkei]

@t1ngley

idk dude, I found that "failed attempt" to be pretty funny, to be honest :x

[alcoholsavedme]

LMAO .... that was hilarious

[jedaaa]

"is that all?"...................."no"

[CJCartoons]

CHATEAU NERF DE FUCKIN PAPP!!!! *faints again*

[SouthParkGirl96]

That's so funny great job i can't stop laughing

[TheIceP]

You deserve so much credit for this video, my sides are sore with laughter !!

[SciFiAssasin]

Thanks!

Always good to hear. :)

[aeyana78]

The horrified look on Deanna's face at 43. BWAAAHAAAAHAAA! Love it.

[dr00ness]

riker looks like he's so jealous lol

[Kneenibble]

That's hot! I love it.

[aus1121]

I can't get enough of these TNG recuts. Theres so many awkward sexual moments from the show the possibilities are endless.

[gialla111]

I applaud you're good work, you deserve it for making soda come out my nose :)

[737SYLAR737]

nice. but, uh, isn't Picard a bit too old for Wesley?

[Zebonka]

It does suck when your work gets re-uploaded. My own Broke Trek is on some other channel at the moment and the guy is totally ignoring all of my messages, haha.

Anyway, I feel your pain! Great vid.

[SciFiAssasin]

It does suck. The guy who nicked mine has given me a credit, but only after I found out about it. He's disabled comments though.

Anyways...Broke Trek's amazing by the way. Must've taken you ages sifting through all the Star Trek episodes.

[Zebonka]

Actually it didn't take as long as it might've seemed. I was already pretty familiar with the material.

While doing it I came across enough stuff to do a sequel but I can't be bothered, hehe.

[msudreaming]

I haven't seen this in over a month and it still makes me laugh!!

[SciFiAssasin]

Excellent! Always good to hear!

[thegreatscaper]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[larrfirr]

LOL! Actually I thought that Riker was the one who was doing Wesley.

[rain360]

XD

This is great!

[spyder357]

Found this by complete accident.

....ROFL  Great video.

[elcap22]

Worf's expression at 0:43 is priceless

he's like "damn it, not again"

[algoyo]

That really made me titter a lot.

[ghsoccer33]

ahahahahahahahaha

[DeadSilence2009]

EPIC WIN!!! Favorited

[gaararulz5]

wtf thats just wrong

[CHProductions10001]

lol!

haha!

Mi friend is crazy bout him, she would probly pee her pants if she saw dis! lol

:D

[volvomantom]

LOL! LOL! :D

[comicbookfanboy]

Hey just like on Robot Chicken when they said they will ass rape Wesley to death!

[Inconspicuouszaku]

Nice watermark. I like how you put a video in the background.

[SciFiAssasin]

Thanks it took weeeeeeks!

[graemenash]

awesome video, made 10x better by ORAC at the end

[lylenip]

i would love to pound wesleys nice round lil ass

[Akirajay38]

what the hell, that was disturbing but funny

[btm85bubs]

Shut up, Wesley!

Oh, wait - you can't talk while you're ... never mind.

[unlovingdragon]

lmao!

[guruguruponchan27]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OMG YES!

[Catt001]

So hilarious... yet terrifying at the same time.

[Netwirq2]

OH SHIT.. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[moozeditty]

The timing and the muffled music sold it for me. I lol'd.

[DarkenPain]

Troy: "My GOD"

hehehe....

[HeavyMetal1981Fan]

LMAO!!

What was that music, btw?

[y0kent0]

Donna Summer - Love to Love You Baby

[MissKitae]

Sounds like Donna Summer -- Love to Love You Baby.

[Blacksun1942]

bwahahahaha nearly spit my drink on my screen

[OuroborosChoked]

I love that the bass is pounding all over the bridge and the red alert lights are flashing at the same time... it's like some filthy nightclub or something... 5*'d

[Agonar81]

lol Riker's face in the end

[ddsoo]

haha, nice one

[arelstine]

That was incredibly funny and original!

I'm sorry that someone stole your idea.

[TrickRolled10]

LOL

[Alex3330]

I rofled so bad XD THANKS! THANKS!..

[Knerdzilla]

xD I started laughing my ass off as soon as the music started.

[FJILAOA]

ROFLM(MF)AO!!!!!!

[klaatu42]

Come on, quickly!

[Dragosmart]

''What are you doing in such a filthy uniform?'' :D

[DeadSilence2009]

*you dont look so ship shape yourself sir*

[Danofthewar]

lmao to all the reactions!!!

[Netwirq2]

NOOOOOOO!! LMAO

[parrotclocks]

ahaha that was pretty well done

[Dancing88Mike]

omg NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Netwirq2]

Yo dude, I was saying the same thing. lol

[jozez333]

Thats freeking hillarious man! 5/5

[qw12er34ty5]

haha..awesome

[DeansObedientLittleB]

I had no idea Picard was a pedophile. lol

[btm85bubs]

You always have to watch out for those creepy bald guys.

[MissKitae]

Wow. I'm gonna use that one day.

[btm85bubs]

Wesley and Jean-Luc put the "oral" in "oral examination."

[6000mphx]

Ooooohhhh nasty!!! LULz

[qberazer]

this is so epic, thanks for the video!

[SciFiAssasin]

I've not seen any other profiles. I've noticed there was no credit on your version at all until now. I'd love to find out who though.

To be honest, i'd prefer it if you took it down completely and did your own work, but there's nothing I can do about it.

[Stitch216]

You're an utter dickbag, get a grip and listen to yourself.

[SciFiAssasin]

Fair comment

[Stitch216]

Not directed at you, directed at the utterly pathetic defenses he was using. Retrospective birth control was never so appealing.

[SciFiAssasin]

It's OK, no worries...I've calmed down...Nothing I can do about the situation as I don't own the material, but hey ho.

[flymogram]

Fucking hilarious!

[halospartan92]

Sort of funny, didn't make me laugh though.

[mmr11027]

This was great! Thanks for making this video!

[inkswithbrush]

Giggle.

[robsonjaneway193]

haha, The Red Alert Lights are pulsing offbeat

Its A 24th Century Gaybar

[Superwoofus]

lmao :o)

[kellercakes]

LOL

[wenaolong]

Everyone's reactions are just PERFECT!! They have to digest this situation and there's no where to run, nowhere to hide.

[wenaolong]

It's just plain funny. I have watched this before, but only now do I really get the comments of "Oral Examination" and "Your Talents..."  That's just wrong!!

[mitchtivi]

this is fu&*?&ink great.

LOL!

[Lengsel7]

Stupid.

[GeneralKenobiSIYE]

It's one continuous laugh from the second the music starts till the end. lmao!

[mrwidjet]

Did someone turn of Orac at the end?

[SciFiAssasin]

erm...They might've done...

[LordTyrannus]

I get the feeling you stole the idea from somewhere. Does this ring any bells?

watch?v=95kxTKqFRzc&feature=ch­annel_page

[SciFiAssasin]

Can you post that link again cos it's not opening? Cheers.

[SciFiAssasin]

Ca you post that link or give the video title? Am intrigued. Thanks.

[SciFiAssasin]

The video 'TNG Censored Sex Scene' ( someone kindly posted the link to me) was posted eight months AFTER I posted 'Picard Seduces Wesley'.

There's not much I can do about it as the material copyright anyway, but it bothers me when people take other ideas and pass them off as their own.

Thanks.

[SarcasticTribble]

Oh god I feel guilty now. I noticed that ages ago but I just assumed that you had given him credit. =\

[SciFiAssasin]

No worries. It was all news to me yesterday.

I noticed a few folk had messaged him about it, but he's disabled comments in his channel, and removed any comments highlighting the theft on the video itself.

Thanks for messaging.

[Poplopo]

Hahaha this made me lol.

[STRANGEJAMES85]

oooooooh! So that's how he got promoted to "acting ensign." It all makes sense now.

[superfunbad]

Epic win for the masses.

[PrinceWalter]

it WAS immature!! i loved it.