To crack Judy's teacup = deflower a virgin. China plate = mate. Pork pies = lies. Quickened/quickly = aroused. J. Arthur Rank = wank. Billy no-mates = alone. Chrimbo din-din = Christmas dinner. Grotty scotch bint = ugly scottish girl. 6s&7s = crazy. Trouble and strife = wife, apples and pears = upstairs. Barrister, bobby, lorry = lawyer, policeman, truck. Gatling gun...bought a St.Regis tea kettle and then she shat on a turtle. ...? No idea. haha
ONE of the BEST LINES in any Hollywood movie: 'there are only two things I can't stand in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the DUTCH!' Utterly brilliant! HAhaha
"There's only two things I hate in the world... People who are intolerant of other people's cultures.... and the DUTCH!" My favorite quote in the movie.
After seeing this flick, in comparison to the previous Austin chapters, I discovered that Mike Myers portrayed not only Austin, Dr. Evil, and Fat Bastard, but Goldmember as well!!
Holy sh__! 'Must be a major commitment, compared to Eddie Murphy portraying multiple roles, huh?
i dont wanna feel like a nag but with foxy cleo patrica in it makes her seem way to stereo typcal for a black chick in the 70s but w.e still a good movie
what song starts at :35?
Tex259 5 months ago
@Tex259 The song at :35 is; Earth Wind and Fire- Shining Star.
100mgd 5 months ago
...then she shat on a turtle! HAHA
89cheapmonday 1 year ago
Blimey! I thought I smelled cabbage!
rainebeau 1 year ago
"I am from Holand, Isn't that Vierd?! Hahahahaha'' xD
ZumiSounds 1 year ago
0:40 "I think I'm going to voooomit!" XD
I freakin love Austin Powers!!!
KiamarMasterT 1 year ago
love the pimpmobile's music x3
pyro3138 1 year ago
easy peasy lemon squeezy
Karletto555 1 year ago
i would probably say french instead too lol
or germans
MsDoctorWhoFan1 1 year ago
is that Nathan Lane??
craigisbond007 1 year ago
4:03 lol 'OUCHKABIBBLE'
999RICARDO999 1 year ago
I gotta watch these again. Laugh ? I nearly wet myself.
Yeebok 1 year ago
What does he say before he time travels?
samthelegoman1 1 year ago
"...And She Shat On A Turtle!"
cBksfree2rhyme 1 year ago
I took a viagra got stuck in me throat had a stiff neck 4 hrs....lmao love that brit humor...lol
airborne022 2 years ago
"The one that was all sixes and sevens?"
EvelRavenloch 2 years ago 3
@EvelRavenloch that's my favorite one!
cBksfree2rhyme 1 year ago
@EvelRavenloch it means a crazy or paranoid person
MsDoctorWhoFan1 1 year ago
a pimp-mobile
hogworts20 2 years ago
I love the Cockney bit!
SeanSM92 2 years ago
I didn't get the viagra joke at first...it's so genius!
acphenom 2 years ago
sorry, dr evil's orders, which for YOU, is "Bad News Bears" *whispers* walter mathau...
nzephier 2 years ago
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5:35 is where the best part is! :D
jeffislittle247 2 years ago
Teakettle, Then she shat on a turtle hahahahah good times, yeah good times.
reddragon334 2 years ago
lol 0:56 - 1:05
Chevy77Monte 2 years ago
I love that line when Nigel Powers totally contradicts himself. He can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.
Sly88Frye 2 years ago
Michael Caine's part @ 8:10 is one of the best lines ever
CBeck10 2 years ago
Agreed! :D
belidama 2 years ago
what is the song at 3:32 I REALLY WANA NO I HEARD IT A MILLION TIMES HELP A BLOKE OUT
mangosandfruit 2 years ago
A fifth of Beethoven.
erlycuyler 2 years ago
By Walter Murphy.
erlycuyler 2 years ago
To crack Judy's teacup = deflower a virgin. China plate = mate. Pork pies = lies. Quickened/quickly = aroused. J. Arthur Rank = wank. Billy no-mates = alone. Chrimbo din-din = Christmas dinner. Grotty scotch bint = ugly scottish girl. 6s&7s = crazy. Trouble and strife = wife, apples and pears = upstairs. Barrister, bobby, lorry = lawyer, policeman, truck. Gatling gun...bought a St.Regis tea kettle and then she shat on a turtle. ...? No idea. haha
Maldavian 2 years ago 2
"DUTCH HATER!":D
KRATOSRETURNS 2 years ago
I love his Pimp Outfit. Priceless!!!
Incrediboyhero01 2 years ago
best scene ever. she SHAT on a turrrtle!!
Spudnash 2 years ago
TerryandHoe4ever - we certainly do me ol' china
schneids13 2 years ago
"Oh, you mean the one that was all sixes and sevens." XDDD
TerryandJoe4Ever 3 years ago
I know Pork Pies mean Lies.
Billy No Mates means Alone. :P
Chrimbo Din Din - Christmas Dinner.
All which I already knew. :)
MudkipSoundtracks 3 years ago
Ya know, the British dont talk like that in real life...
XD
TerryandJoe4Ever 2 years ago 3
Depends what part of England they are from (:
imadipsticklike 2 years ago 5
J. Arthur is J. Arthur Rank which is a wank.
It's cockney rhyming slang. East London.
pf126p 2 years ago 2
LOOL =P
sweetstrawberry1993 3 years ago
ONE of the BEST LINES in any Hollywood movie: 'there are only two things I can't stand in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the DUTCH!' Utterly brilliant! HAhaha
armando1183 3 years ago 17
@armando1183 agreed, funny as, i would replace dutch with french
shibby503 1 year ago
@armando1183 best Austin powers movie ever
MsDoctorWhoFan1 1 year ago
fuck cockney slang is awesome
mik2darescue 3 years ago
lovin this video!! leave me a comment
want to chat with singles 6P
DomSala 3 years ago
5:00
wow... I was completely lost in all that European stuffs.
reuntes 3 years ago
I didnt get much from that, but I learnt from it XD Insane - 6s and 7s. :P Chrimbo Din Dins - Christmas Dinner. xP
MudkipSoundtracks 3 years ago
michael caine was the perfect guy to play austin's dad.
bob123789456 3 years ago 17
@bob123789456
he plays a great secret agent.
he was wonderfull in cars 2.
saphireroze001 3 months ago
SOLID GOOOOOOOOOOLD!!!!
tannermann 3 years ago 2
"..........I thank you!" lmao... Thanks for the post!
"Don'tchu member tha crimbo ding-ding with the grotty scotch bint! LMFAO!!!
Ahhhh memories!!!
dazafc 3 years ago
i love gooooooooooooooooooold
kelland 3 years ago 3
UP YOURS JIVE TURKEY :P haha
Kashigurl 3 years ago 2
UP YOURS JICE TURKEY :P
Kashigurl 3 years ago 2
SHAZZAM. -pulls gun out of hair-
Oh my god that is awsome. =]
tehJelly 3 years ago 2
"There's only two things I hate in the world... People who are intolerant of other people's cultures.... and the DUTCH!" My favorite quote in the movie.
elynoon 3 years ago 3
whats the song that plays when he goes back in time to the disco?
nemo6z 3 years ago
Earth Wind & Fire - Shining Star. Great hit!
elynoon 3 years ago
Earth Wind & Fire - Shining Star. Great hit!
elynoon 3 years ago
ZOMFG!!! THANK YOU SOOO MUCH!!!
nemo6z 3 years ago
:) You got it.
elynoon 3 years ago
If you like that, try Brothers Johnson: "Stomp". Same Era.
elynoon 3 years ago
pimpmobile lol
rocksville08 3 years ago 2
Take the fazha awayyyy!Dutch hater lol
SR20DETOILJET 3 years ago 4
nobody stands up to foxy cleopatra.
where have you been?
tommizzzle 3 years ago
"i love gggoooollldddd" XD
mejode1234 3 years ago
You all have toight bodys and are all toight like a toiger! Smashing! 2002 here we come!
hoschi12 3 years ago
Love Nathan Lane!!! He is the best! It kills me when he is kissing Austin and slaps his own ass!!!
nxs55 3 years ago
shmoke and a pancake...
tutortilla 3 years ago 4
I'd rather have the 'bong & a blintz'!
deejayoz 3 years ago 3
Fahjer and shmelting accident???!!lol. That is so funny!!!
movierocks 3 years ago
This studio prob. takes place in a abandoned warehouse, or somethin'.
manfrog803 3 years ago
yes he is
mightguyfan 3 years ago
lmaooo and she shat on a turtle
worthdyingfor01 3 years ago 2
goldmember is mike miers too?
please aswer me ^^
holysoldierandre 3 years ago
yes he is!!!doh
therealmysteron 3 years ago
tnhks ^^
holysoldierandre 3 years ago
fook me!!
therealmysteron 3 years ago
After seeing this flick, in comparison to the previous Austin chapters, I discovered that Mike Myers portrayed not only Austin, Dr. Evil, and Fat Bastard, but Goldmember as well!!
Holy sh__! 'Must be a major commitment, compared to Eddie Murphy portraying multiple roles, huh?
Cyclopsis 3 years ago
"Ohh, ouch kiebibble."
N734LQ 4 years ago
1975. Yeah baby, Yeah!
KiamarMasterT 4 years ago
hahahah I LOVE THAT PART
There are only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's culture, and the Dutch AHAHAH CLASSIC
kunoichi24 4 years ago 2
i dont wanna feel like a nag but with foxy cleo patrica in it makes her seem way to stereo typcal for a black chick in the 70s but w.e still a good movie
rokdude667 4 years ago
Yea i know
flashtimeonline 3 years ago
lol i like it when they talk british lol
eddiebulldog12 4 years ago 3
Smashing Basile... A Pimp Mobile!
LOL
mojn2k 4 years ago 2
I think one of the funniest film ever.
yooppie 4 years ago 4
There are only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's culture, and the Dutch!
stretchypants626 4 years ago 3
Hey everybody! I am from Holland, isn't that veird!
cjgm 4 years ago 2
cann someone please tell me that song? that plays when hes going back in time?
harrisonhall8888 4 years ago
that's Shining Star, by Earth Wind and Fire... man
surfwindsnow 4 years ago
5:52-6:10
zteller 4 years ago
Haha, I love the part with the Cockney slang.
jlambertstl 4 years ago
LOL :$
DarkBlade75 4 years ago