Full Body Massage, from tip to toe!

[LucasEnjuns]

funny massage................ 神经病的按摩

[LucasEnjuns]

funny massage

[PlainPass]

rofl!! in harmony!!! XD XD

[NewLifeEver]

great

[racsito39]

You wanna feel energy? stick your finger in an electric outlet.

[Moderm101]

LOL so weird

[lvi4now]

had a little bit of this type of massage once,,,, lol, damn strange,

[crazywilliamriveley]

where are the other parts?

[arweav]

oh, and i'd cleanse that guys aura any time...damn he's fine.

[arweav]

i would loooooove to have something like this done at least once. it looks very relaxing.

[bluehorse888]

never gone to get a massage from a man..dunno why just doesnt seem right.?

[anakata3]

@bluehorse888 Don't worry. A massage by a man won't make you gay. lol

[DrXIII]

04:12 And now for the use of Cosmic Energy.

[kentuckysteve66]

FAGGOTS

[kristofferVS]

weird but i think it's relaxing

[dkelly26666]

The funniest parts are at 4:24 and 5:35

[Inemica]

Where are the other parts of the massage?????????

[extreme1is1me]

how is this a massage?

[zacharianpez]

want to see the rest

[Alucard721half]

that guy is a creeper

[dancergirl1824]

o.k

[williamc313]

i literally lawled out when he started waving his hands at the patient

[student908065]

wierd technique... but still relaxing.. although ill have to verify that o.o

[Ashsterx]

He was just spazzing out and wobbling the poor bald guy all over

[elekakawai]

after he's done with his "chakra"  quote"that'll be 150 bucks"

what a jip

[NikkolaiHel]

What is the name of the technique used for that massage?

Is it not a prohibited technique?

[NightNight202]

The massager kinda looks like Monk! LOL

[omgyoh]

aura impurities makes this seem superstitious

[omgyoh]

i personally would definitely not feel relaxed being vibrated to get my chakra checked

[Rocketjay12]

what a load of crap! chakra this!

[dkelly26666]

At 2:10 he vibrates "THE center of vital energy". LOL!

[scaIpeI]

@dkelly26666 That part is still his belly. Not what you're thinking.

[dkelly26666]

This is SO funny!

[leithboy7]

fucking tit, whats with the teeth

[Shetyre]

BELIEVE IT ! XD

[Caguana2007]

Wonderful video. Thanks for posting!

[23chazy]

So where do I find the videos for the rest of this message?

[regalgsx]

I think that guy died 7 minutes ago.

[ArtsyFartsyPabi]

lol 1:13 "Vibration relaxes facial muscles and stimulates other parts of the body."

[AlexGrania]

....pure BULLSHIT!

Penn and Teller did an awesome episode on this sort of thing.

[nibargerswife51482]

it's not a magic trick it's a fucking massage, jesus

[AlexGrania]

Penn and Teller are magicians, but they also did a show called Penn and Teller's Bullshit on Showtime. Its a really cool show basically the whole show is about disproving bullshit and whatnot like new age medicine marijuana being illegal and porn being the number one threat to this country as well as people who worship dolphins.

[anvilofcrom]

Holy shit, it's Peter Sellers!!

[cutepoisonUK]

What the hell is this freak doing?! If you wanna see how a real massage should be done, check out Eden Massage, posted by baserunner4

[fernandondon]

meditation my ass! what is this guy even doing?!

[BunniesOnTheLoose]

oh god... If I were that "patient" lying on that massage bed, I would be laughing too hard to be relaxed.

[SweetAsSugah]

I'm dying laughing myself! There is no way I would let this guy massage me! lol

Sirtinycreep, at what point does this get better? Is it supposed to be a comedic massage because I cannot stop laughing.

[eyese88]

WTF is this guy doinggggg

[broccoli5752]

flow of energy, positive energy... all bullshit

[TwinUzis]

Agreed.

[Beau74]

Agreed x2

[GuysofDestruction]

Agreed. 3x

[DeepZero]

Using a "suggestive" tone of voice... That wouldn't make me feel too relaxed.

[echocompany540]

cool and i wouldnt mind from nice lady ;)

[PunkAssKriss]

So, if the patient is kinda ugly you get to say: 'Oh, I shall just manipulate your electro magnetic force and chakra, therefore not touching you at any point"

Pwaha, awesome.

However this whole silly thing did send a few tingles down my back.

[Fischfluessigkeit]

this seems ridiculous... when I want a massage, I want my muscles to be kneted and not this esoteric crap of energy - if you don't believe it, it's wasted money anyway -_-

[toowongjason]

you been smoking grass? i want to see guys getting oiled up butt naked

[ReitaAngel]

Dude. I want to be the "example" when they make these videos. And get paid for it. I mean, come on. That is a sweet damn job. :)

Balogna to all those who say this video is crap. All I did was watch it and it relaxed me. Just do us a favor and stick to your erotic fantasy massage videos and drool over the people that seriously get felt up. Give REAL massuers some respect.

<3 R.A.

[drc1981]

Great point on being the "example" subject in these massage videos. Best possible in the world in my book.

[szafanka]

that is very professional, I wonder how the patient feel after this massage, I wish that one day I will try similar one :)

[Amobeatles]

WTF?!

[deaddragon1]

1.00-1-11 OO rATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA­M MG !XDor something like vibrators e-ê

[wrestleman0629]

don't waste your money on that voo-doo

[dragonfitter]

i would be well freaked out just being in the same room as that dude

[ktpink89]

dude stop tuching him it looks gross!

[DarkDini666]

Sorry, but this is CRAP!!!

[Gebunguys]

It's look like ceremony than massage. And The massager look so funny.

[prender11]

if someone tried to massage me after doing that little breathing thing at the beginning, i would already be out the door after the third breath

[scrodboy61]

He's a serial killer getting him relaxed so he can rip his inner organs out and eat them.

[max9871123456]

i wanna see a naked girl!

[badongwoof]

i think the guy giving the massagae enjoyed it more than the guy receiving it lol

[Vanadeo]

ERR NAW!

[crials2008]

ngeeee?????????????????????

[tdmnyd]

2 stars cuz it's dude on dude =@

[Kevjin]

It's not here to turn you on.

[tdmnyd]

You're SO profound, omg I'm like totally changed now.

[Kevjin]

Good.

[jc183]

i feel embaressed for the guy receiving this so called ''massage'' especially when this idiot vibrates his head.

[Goldfinger791967]

Are you kidding me? I saw no massage, just a a guy wearing pajamas and obviously suffering from Parkinson's having an attack. Heart chakra? Third eye? Pure crap.

[CayceG]

Besides all the new age crap being... crap...

It does feel good :p

[Goldfinger791967]

I especially like the "Medical Warning" at the beginning of the video. Niiiiice touch!

[zacharianpez]

I love this video. I watch it everyday, does that make me different than you?

[chellep1994]

that looks quite painful actually. no offence

[Sabrina9500]

like you I take it? LOL

[bmax88]

hahah breath deeply with the patient to calm his mind hahah this is great

[nikilawless]

that was not the whole body they did not even do the legs or anythng

[chris4cyprus]

i got a reply to a comment ""I"" sent for this video ignore it , i never seen this video b4 in my lyf it was probly my lil bro fucking about on my acc

[ananicolepike]

this is shit

[davis9587]

i wonder how high this guy is seriously...hmm

[TURKE2007]

رائع جسمها ..

[tarkan525201]

wha? english plz

[TP1988]

I have very different ideas as to what a "suggestive" tone of voice is...! ;-)

[terifficterry]

Just wondering.. where's the rest of the video? Since you said this is just part one.

[dethklok2522]

wow you are all faggots especially emorockerboy

[ForiegnCars121]

so you like coming here looking for attention? lol, someones an emo!

[polpiv4tifi]

Doesn't matter if this treatment had any direct tangible results...with the right mood and setting a person can 'surrender' themselves to the therapists' treatment. I know downright quackery when i see it (this won't treat cancer, disease, a disability etc), but for relaxation this type of treatment does work...as long as the patient has a tolerant attitude.

[melediv]

wow. That boy must be so relaxed. I wish I was in his place.

[outforbl00d]

You really have to upload the rest of this, I love it! It's really different, yet still relaxing!

[absorbamatron]

Looks like he is trying to wank the guys neck

[govirgil]

So cmb how long did it take to learn to swear, because you didn't like the video?

[emorockerboy]

plz upload the rest of the video!

[chris4cyprus21]

i feel sorry for the masseures victom

*sheds a tear*

[melediv]

why do you feel sorry for him ?

[bright8kid]

it isnt FULL... he didnt touch his dick

[WellPardonMe]

yea, ummm no way in hell would i let that guy massage me.

[nrg46444]

This is very similar to Chinese Chi Treatment. He pours his energy into chakura.

I also see this treatment in Japan and Russia. but It's rare that we can see it on video. I think this is a very valuable.

[hispapop]

is nice feel his skin . . .

[absorbamatron]

What the fuck!? Are you retarded? a picture of my ass would be more valuable than this poor excuse for a video.

[scrodboy61]

I think the masseuse is a serial killer

[nrg46444]

great !!

[agiledust]

I'm sure it would feel good,but that guy is creepin me out.

[cobravello]

many other videos say that the stomach should only be massaged clockwise, as this is the way natural digestion works. he does it counterclockwise.

[nrg46444]

これは中国気功で言う所の気(チー)による治療(気療)だろう。­チャクラにエナジーを入れている。ロシアや中国、日本でもよくや­っている。動画で見れるのはめずらしい。

貴重な映像だ。　しかし、これのどこに、「未成年に不適切な可能性」があると言う­のだろうか?　何を勘違いしているんだか・・・・・

[ArtGal216]

....I can only read some of what your saying...I suck at Japanese. :(

[danielligocenzo]

you know despite all the wierd behaviour ill bet you would feel quite relaxed afterwards.

[Phoenixo7Idaho]

it's just a point of view on massage. this time it's a massage by magnet.

[absurd85]

the most ridiculous thing i've ever seen!!

[Xelmon]

After watching it a couple of times -with time b/w views- some of the stuff really is ridiculous.

OTOH, "Chi" should not be taken lightly.

[wannadilute]

weird

[profeserk]

i speak fluent japenese. translated it: Everybody, thank you for viewing! I'll introduce this week's delicious recipe. Please make sure to keep this one cold! * Skinless chicken breast - 2, cut in halves * Sōmen noodles - 10 oz. * Watercress - 1/2 cup cut into small strips * Turnip - 1/2 cup, thinly sliced * Shiitake Mushrooms - 1/2 cup * Chicken stock - 1/3 cup * Sake - 2 tbsp. * Sugar - 1/2 tsp. * Deep-sea crab - one

[Ben93219]

i'd say it would be better with a girl

[freakboyy5000]

BORING!!!!

[sirtinycreep]

Sorry, The remaining video cannot be repaired. MY APOLOGIES.

[derekdogz]

the background music sounds like something in a Donkey Kong game

[tyciol]

I don't think you'd need that much strength to do a standing pushup, even if you are vibrating your arms.

But hey, do pushups on a vibrating platform, that should help. Bosu ball too.

[nikosaspros]

Being a professional massotherapist myself, I wonder...is that massage? Does this voodoo stuff work muscles or anything? amazing...

[tyciol]

You'd be surprise what suggestion and placebo can accomplish. But yeah, basically mysticism with the chakras and so forth. Then again, it's possible it might be special in regards to the nervous system, who knows.

[globehunter2]

Positive Energy is vital to the healing process of the Human body` deep messaging and wave direction sends these ancient and Eternal forces through out

the tissue. Excellent video

[theninetails]

there only one thing wrong with what u just said. ur wrong

[rednop44]

I know I saw this on america's funniest home videos.

[deaddragon1]

i found it good

[ichbingott4510]

Sad thing is this is a training video. Poor guy; he's probably feeling like Shake n Bake.

[stinkumpoop]

SUCH A CRITTER!!!!!!!

[wtfere]

hmm. i agree with others, this was weird..especially the ending.

[tuadube]

shitttt

[MixedStudios]

even though it looks relaxing i would only have it done with a chick doing it

[lasagna12]

that just creep me the frick out !

[MyBluSk2]

all this comes from a real rejuvination technique called reiki- this is a pretty good demonstration of it. Sure its different but the end result is relaxation

[LittleKorean]

Massage of the third eye? WTF?

[ArtGal216]

LMFAO!

[jellybean178]

well he certainly is the face of harmony and relaxation, isnt he? he would really creep me out.

[hijodeyemaya]

41 years old ??????????? If he look like my father What kind of energy he has WOW.

[CapuaSon]

I think they are playing it a bit fast and loss with the word professional, but it is very innovative. I think I will just carry on with the old method a massage.

[bribabytt]

Not much of this looks very relaxing...especially for the masseur...he seems like he's having a heart episode.

[eglretrac]

i think he is an "ALBULARYO", A FAITH HEALER IN HTE PHILIPPINES... lol

[eglretrac]

everything the masseur did is non apllicable,.. i hereby say that this is just because he wants to get chance on touching his, ehemmm.. you know..

[hijodeyemaya]

agree

[drumking1006]

It looks like he is giving an exorcism LOL

[ShotGun6644]

the guy lying down looks dead... LOL XD hahahahah OMG hhahahahha

[zerg1276]

I'd like to do it to a female... that vibrating part on the chest... hmmmmm nice move...

[papatia]

looks like a dj...but a good moosage

[voldemortsjihad]

lol...

[BlackNekoSins]

im laughing so hard right now, just the way the guy looks at the "vibrating part" xD

he looks like he's constipated and taking a shit. lawl. xDDDDD

[toongoon88]

i'm glad you didn't show the happy ending.

[willzville1988]

Hold on.. why are so many people critisizing this video? Its actually pretty good compared to the others out there. Its got a good teaching style & atmosphere (most other videos cloud the teaching with hot babes / stupid music).

[willzville1988]

PROBLEM: The man applies a circular motion clockwise and anticlockwise in the digestive area - this should NOT be done.

[Xelmon]

I noticed that too. Looks like I'm not the only one to do so.

[zacharianpez]

this is a very healthy form of therapy

[MJMmassage]

COOL

[areljl01]

he is having some sort of orgasm, when he breaths, and when he touches him.

[anvilofcrom]

That fruit just likes touching young guys.

[PCoderch]

Exactly. Being a masseur is like the dream profession for ga guys: they get to touch good looking young men, and still get paid for it!

[9801192]

this a great video

[danceshock14]

ummmm....wow...i think...i think i'm going to be very sick. my life has been messed up cause of this...wow...im disturbed.

[dapillath]

why?

[missxcena]

Ok this is just weird

[reivilo]

that is the worst massage i've ever seen...try to realx while i poke your ribs and pour ice cold water on your back...

[resentment09]

man, that would scare me, like he doin some kind of ritual or somethin on me

[dmuzumdar]

Part II ?

[123borehamwood]

this guys a silly fuck as if mediatation will do anything

[Zodar123]

graet watched like 10 vids abute massage now gonna give me gf a good massage later

[anvilofcrom]

lol...no way I'd let that guy touch me.

[johnthehul]

You tube was made by American guys so hmm, maybe you could go fuck yourself?

[dapillath]

actually, did you know that you're secretly gay but in denial?

[GRAFFART025]

who?