Don't Open Till Christmas (1983) - Trailer [edited]

[asiancaramel]

lol this is just HILARIOUS

[dennynua]

fuck films were awful back then



[joshg123]

@dennynua And yet, better than today. Funny how things like that turn out. :(

[dennynua]

@joshg123 yeah thats true

[Sitnubs]

"so santa did you bring me any presents? "i'm not the real one."



[lakamokolaka]

why couldn't they just taken off the santa costume XD

[Boomshackattack]

See Caroline Munro in that other other subliminal "shit on a stick", Starcrash.

[Boomshackattack]

Who in their right mind runs down a dark alleyway, provocatively dressed in high heels, skimpy underwear and not much else, then stops in shock as there's nowhere else to go? Actually, my next door neighbour Ken. He got done for that not that long ago, when the police caught him for indecent exposure. Filthy bugger.

[TheTillinger123]

aint if funny that my name is actualy christmas?^^

[MacDuckie]

Somebody please tell me where I can get a hardcopy or download of this trailer! Thanks!!!

[NadHexIsOn]

@MacDuckie just heard that this dvd is actually being released this week! "I'm not the real onGAAAAAH!!" lol!... i'm there.

[Metaldog67]

@NadHexIsOn lmao!

[LIVINGONTHEDOLE]

that guy really hates santa

[audiosport2]

i found the movie :D

[dylanxfriends]

A man killing santa's? they stoled my idea lol xD

[eleniorama]

hahahahah gotta love the 80s xD

[shogun003]

Don't open...EVER.

[MofoNsh]

Whats the title of the movie again?

[jet3529]

@MofoNsh

Don't open till christmas

[LudicrousScotty101]

Sick horror movie! this is right in there with other great horror movies like nightmareonelmst1 and mothers day. Most fans dont realize it

[Chupa1997Girl]

This is a christmas halloween crossover.

[gnabthatorangesoda]

I've never wanted to fuck a santa clause so badly

[CelestialWoodway]

@gnabthatorangesoda The guy!!!??

[gnabthatorangesoda]

@CelestialWoodway I think I meant the girl at the beginning, but I don't remember

[boardskins]

@gnabthatorangesoda Yeah. That guy in the wax museum was HOT.

[raygreene]

listverse

[jasonissocrazy]

well kids, the tooth fairy killed santa claus, so dont expect anything for christmas

[youtoubakias]

I remember that particular scene with the weird plastic mask guy! i see thiat many years ago!

[VampireOutlaw]

Lol. "Blood. Gore. Torture. The destruction of the innocent." I just watched twi ridiculously bombastic horror movie trailers, as in they failed in bumping up the atmosphere with teh words but this is something else. :D The voice-over also sounds like he knows what he's saying instead of trying too hard to sound scary. :D

But as a trailer this isn't too good though not too bad either. As in, this gives away way too much details of the film but at least it's captivating information.

[israhell78]

nice boots ms claus mmmmm

[CIGARPIGSKIN6]

hahah death toys I need this one love santa horror

[gothicmetalfreak]

1:31 best final girl in a slasher movie ever!!

[klotchie]

Maybe it's that hottie the tooth fairy.

Looks like Santa's parts have all been stuffed in his big x-mas bag.

[lefty5128]

Oh No, someone is killing Santa, it might be the Easter Bunny.

Just another dice and slice feature, but if seeing santa getting wasted is your bag, well then....

[Rbatty2]

I can't tell if that film is a parody or not. The campy voiceover sure makes it seem that way! Either way great trailer. And Caroline Munro sings! Make a good double bill with "Silent Night, Deadly Night" for real anti-Christmas fare I'll bet.

Thanks for posting!

[GamingFF]

it's real, i own it

[Rbatty2]

Indeed it is. I meant its hard to tell from the trailer if its a tongue in cheek film or some cheesy slasher that was trying to take itself seriously. Looks pretty messed up either way, hee hee.