German Doing Well After Double Arm Transplant

[sjconker64]

who donated their arms?

[skyarsalan]

@sjconker64

A man who died in an accident.

[art89s]

Now it's a stranger beating it...

[MethshockFilms]

Hey fucker! Give my dead father his arms back! Thief! o.O

[FozatoChip]

So i guess this means his arms hands are fully functional now?

[MethshockFilms]

@FozatoChip think so, now he can be a pyromaniac, lose his hands, and get a new pair! :D -.-

[lesrambles1]

@MethshockFilms

LOL

[TheMikeBase]

how is he doing today?

[KnockingDownTables]

Cngrats, you can jack off now! Just kidding, poor man :'(

[sagondoo]

He'll be back to slappin' hos in no time.

[theburninator88]

the irony is that he probably got those arms from someone in a motorcycle accident lol

[lesrambles1]

@theburninator88

lololol

[leparditas]

motorcycle

[arthur84]

Incredible...not many people get out of being an amputee! I'd be okay waiting two years to have hands again. Maybe they'll be able to do legs next?

[jimmyxx3]

@arthur84

Legs?

WHo knows, maby many years into the future it would be whole bodies? o.O

[nymx8]

frankenstein, I tell you!

[BVargas78]

hows he doing now? it's about 2 years on almost

[kvyas2]

they said "fully functional in 2 years" thats ridiculous, i thought he wud have limited function for the rest of his life. nerves can regenerate like that, some people cant have full function after a bad fracture

[comanchehotspot]

i'd rather be like darth vader without the mask. and could i please get a robotic penis too?

[ByeByeBelly]

I would rather have no arms than have a dead person's arms attached to me and have to take antiimmune drugs that take 10+ years off your lifespan

[Sk3pt]

...and who is going to feed you, and wipe your ass ?

[ByeByeBelly]

Search a guy called Nick Vujicic. He has no limbs at all but lives an independent life and is a preacher

[comanchehotspot]

but he likes it in the ass

[comanchehotspot]

u r smart. i hope i get to see you do that.

[arthur84]

It may shorten his life, but at least he'll have a normal life, or as close as possible. No prosthetics will let you ride a motorcycle or even come close to the real thing. You don't decide how long you'll live, just how well, and he helping to further research that could help thousands of people.

[TheTruthHurtsYup]

I'd rather have robot arms personally. I wouldn't want to have someone else arms, that would just be creepy to me.

[PirateKing1256]

Me 2. I want metal arms. >: ) heh.

[a55kika18]

lucky ass got huge arms :D

[ragelion]

Thank Science!

[REX719]

wow its amazing.. but what counts is that he will be able to use his hand again. It doesn't matter if his skin tone does not match.. what matters that he will be able to function again.

[deltivan]

i bet he's happy to scratch his ass at last, it wold suck to have an itchy ass in that condition.

[Renzeekin]

Its wierd they took the arms from a teenager so his arms are 30 years younger than the rest of his body.

[leuquim]

Allthough you'd have to sell your brain to pay the operation. Worth it.

[really12345]

hahahhahaa

[goncho182]

stupid  mother fucker... this is no joke!

[AlexPimienta]

Amazing!

[lucash21158]

I wonder what it's like having a dead guys arms.

[Vldeogasm]

I bet that procedure costs an arm and a leg.

[Crazyman1212]

lol

[Waldbrand]

thats why we germans have a health ensurance for everyone :-)

[camuhorror]

Masturbation will never be the same

[LemonDancer]

Man....that would be odd.

[FuryChord]

he used to have to do everything with his nose

[jimmythecricket120]

i have a sadistic idea for capital punishment, instead of killing people for obvious reasons, why dont we just remove their arms and legs and give them to people who wont kill or be a threat, its a win win in my idea

[Ra3nMaN]

Aye if this works I'm all for it. They'd have to be able to opt for death though.

[jimmythecricket120]

no death i mean, ultimate punishment is beind a torso stuck in a room where your fed and have a hole to crap basically be like a fish thats worse than being killed off for molestation or murdering a cop

[Ra3nMaN]

Noone deserves that mate.

[jimmythecricket120]

meh i guess no one does, as well as no one deserves death but then again thats why i said its a sadistic idea :D i believe there are some pricks in the world who would earn that kind of punishment though

[camuhorror]

It´s cause black arms on white bodies just don´t look good

[schnarfel]

looks like a capital one commercial, you know, doogie howser

[waluum]

Makes me think about the Jeff Fahey movie 'Body Parts' (1991).

[jhonattan2004]

so if he masturbate4s would tha mean that hes doing the stranger?

Badass scince

[Betruger988]

LOL

[SilynJaguar]

Amazing, now we just need legs, and torsos and holy shit we can make a freakin zombie mixture of human parts, HURRAY FOR SCIENCE!

[scramble45]

Maybe he should drive a motorcycle again.

[zgrendelz]

whens the last time "god" gave anyones arms back with any kind of use after 6 years? go medicine!

[langbay2005]

how the hell did this guy manage to jerk off!

I know what he's gonna do as soon as he regains the full use of his arms!

[Smokyo7]

They aren't HIS arms per say...

[fatface111]

It would be awesome if they could take dna from a person and clone specific body parts instead of an entire body.

[MHsienko]

it's awesome people today are able to do this.

[LightningStrikes68]

its great he got arms back......way to go doc. ppl can do about anything anymore..and thats great.....

[inthefade]

I'm not trying to be crass, but it looks like those arms are a lot bigger than what he would naturally have!

Science is fucking incredible!

[tuxidoguy]

thats awesome

[mattypfunk]

amazing.

it would be funny if the arm donor was a body builder. :p

[langbay2005]

lol, talk about a good imagination.

[HERETICAL]

seems like he upped some muscles that the previous owner worked on.

[HiAdrian]

hehe, i shouldn't laugh but that's a most hilarious statement.

[kakifry]

If he got a womans arms... then I'm not interested in being a doner anymore.

[platyplaya]

Thar be some assholes post'n.

[paranoiaAgent11]

fuk you. two of my friends lost their arms in farming accidents.

[fucksatanism]

Fuck you, seven of my farms lost their friends in arming accidents.

[fjcos]

Fucking stupid. That's what you get for working on a FARM

[telamascope]

please take advantage of the new audio preview function...

it'll show you how big of an asshole you are.

[Techx]

how else are you going to get the food to stuff down your big fat head you douchbag

[omfgzhax]

Dude where do you think your food comes from?

[aisforaquabat]

Greatest comment of all time on youtube.

[heymanivxx420]

sounds cool.. id like an arm transplant.. just an extra one for fun!

[ChickenBot]

I hope his immune system doesn't kick in while driving that motorcycle.

If he becomes a good boxer I call dibs on the movie rights.

Yes but can he do 100 push ups?

So he is going to be touching himself with another dude's arms?

I have more but gotta go....you guys are great...tip your waitresses.

[mwootto]

nice

[xxaznsum1xx]

What a wonderful story.

Let's all give him a hand :D

[SwoleFitness]

That's incredible.. Wow!

[goingblynd]

dude, would you masturbate with someone else's hands?

...wow awkward much?

[fr3d420]

awkward??? more like AWESOME!

[smokingbandit67]

I'de actually prefer the new extremely sohpisticated Bionic arms, not the ones that look clanky and have claw fingers, I mean the one that looks like a hand from I Robot (the movie). Those are sick. Then I'de put like hotrod flames on it and falcon punch people

[singedrac]

With chainsaws for hands. Bzzzzzzzzzzz!

[YaDooDah]

Man, I am just up in arms about this.

[k8lync]

grooooaaan

[rammerizkool]

clever :P

[perfectionbox]

He hopes to ride a motorcycle... there's an ironic joke waiting to be told. :)

Still, amazing medical feat. I wouldn't know where to begin reattaching nerves and tiny blood vessels and stuff. Plus being under intense time pressure to do it before the tissues rot.

[arcadezz]

where do you get donar arms?

[shawnpepin]

same place you get most donor things, dead bodies.

[singedrac]

Wal-Mart

[DekklinOfDeath]

Seriously, how much dexterity will he really get in his fingers? And rejection... he may have to have them cut off again, or die from the flu due to immune suppression from anti-rejection drugs

[redfurrymonster]

Absolutely incredible!!!

[planetwawa]

HIGH FIVES!

[singedrac]

GIVE THAT MAN A HAND

[holdenboi666]

@singedrac some one gave him two hands

[Imat00l]

I anticipate in a hundred years or so, impoverished third world humans will be harvested/pirated by state supported-smugglers for their raw tissue materials and skeletons.

[amamuffin]

I think you are totally correct. Except sooner than 100 years. The skeleton part has been happening for quite a while already. (India)

[openingsound]

interesting thought, but why not just grow your own arms here with 10 times the strength being 10 times more light weight and 10 times quicker. and you could stamp a "made in U.S.A." tag on it.

[tmandt]

Eh I disagree, tissue engineering will allow tissues from the host organism to be grown in vitro. One humongous advantage with this is that the concern with host rejection will not be a problem in this case.

[staticriotdotorg]

now id like to know who was the owner of this 2 arms before they put em on him..

[crazypokermike]

me!!!! some ahole rippped them off, then beat me with them.

[they0utubedestroyer]

sucks for you

[ogden22]

PROBLY OF OF A DEAD BODY

[jugzeh]

From someone with similar body size and composition and the same blood type, amongst other things. This is an example of something that is used when you opt to be an "organ donor" at the DMV. If you're in a horrible accident of any kind and they get there fast enough, they will salvage what they can for people waiting for transplants etc.

[mirtheous]

Whaoh crazy, up next Frankenstein.