Sushi Bar Etiquette

[filterguy2525]

They should have said that you need to wear some kind of gi with a fish emblazoned on it to eat at a sushi bar, and make sure to vomit after the meal.

[Kuriparka]

Dip your sushi as salty as possible , then eat it at one go.

= trolling for clueless people.

[WhiseWizzy]

Uploaded at march 31th, don't watch this, unless you believe in april fools.

[Ookamikage13]

This is hilarious, but I have this bad feeling that weaboos will fail to notice that this is a spoof. Spoof, means "A gentle satirical imitation; a light parody."

[Ladylyla]

It's weird that woman has to pour a drink for man. In my country old traditions say that woman should never pour herself or anyone else a alcoholic drink, only men pour alcoholic drinks.

[Doggieman1111]

That was quite hilarious

[WorldOfSnakes]

Guys most of the things in this video are not fake, it's real tradition. The very goal of this video is to laugh at old traditions!

[digitallyzer0]

OMG too much soy sauce!! XD

[dilatedmuscle]

LOL seemed real at first.

[urSESSIONx]

Maa maa maa maa, Oh toh toh toh

Maa maa maa maa, Oh toh toh toh

Maa maa maa maa, Oh toh toh toh

3:01

[swingcity7]

How does this not have more hits?!

[ChiiSan09]

my sensei showed us this in class as a humorous way to start learning japanese. best video ever! i love being able to use parts of the video to make life funnier! my sister took the same class and we use this as a lame but funny inside joke!! haha good times in jpn 101...

[hatasjusstare]

my japanese professor showed this to the class today... its was so funny... she made sure she pointed out the jokes and what not to take seriously... i like it... its a humorous way to learn.

[funkgerat]

Next time I have sushi I'll ask for the Yamato with cucumber!

[GazeRock123]

Ahaha

[Kidzilla99]

7:12 Face Transition

[Phailure123]

Aw man, my teacher showed this in my Japanese class a few years back. Good times.

[toraisunshine]

dude show this to your local weaboos

make sure they learn well :) 

[Kriskazam]

This still won't help Eric

[skaninja21]

he mastered asking! 

[Kidzilla99]

If this video had been about instructions to date Japanese women, Rocco would kill himself.

[traltixx]

Aren't these the Genki Sudo guys?

[Fluffledump]

Someone needs to show this video to Eric.

[ViceGrips2]

MA MA MA MA MA

OH TOH TOH TOH TOH

[muffincarcass]

I... I just got trolled? I'm not even sure. What a gem of a video.

[lompocus]

As I check out more and more culture spoofs, it becomes far more common for me to fall out of my chair laughing. This is not natural. JAPAN!!!! You and you're "fall out of the chair (literally) laughing" ways :P.

[squanaus]

I love Sushi, the fresh one

[arcadus]

i act exactly like this at sushi restaurants always

[ThwartedVillainy]

Parts of this are meant to be funny and others are serious. Only those who know how to eat sushi correctly know which are which!

[Draknfyre]

You know, up until the part about the vingear, I thought this was serious. Then the next part about the Gari cinched it, it's fake. Pretty funny tho.

[jin54363]

haha i find this very funny

[laptopboone]

I like the Toyota Supra nigiri near the end.

[BlueNostal]

This is Gari, Nobody knows what it's made from. *Zooms in dramatically

[SynnestvedtVideos]

Wow,= this was so stupid:D

[SemimaruSakagami]

this is for comedy, but "Maa maa maa Oh toh toh" thing is not fake

[skezm]

bitch if you pour my beer without holding the glass at an angle, i'll cut you

[emokidcuts]

It's way funnier if you know Japanese.

[ChanningR]

@GonzaloKSK Completely serious!

[MrTerryKay]

Brilliant!!!

I can't wait to go to a sushi bar with my vinegar feet to try these tips out.

Tell me, is it good etiquette to book an hospital bed now or should I wait until the chopstick is actually embedded in my neck?

[MaStErPhReSh333]

lolz this is a joke guys.

[cageman15]

This is all fake Japanese people don't do this and a salter beside the door WHAT THE FUCK. I've been to a sushi bar before and I can definitely say this is all bullshit

[Serkant75]

@cageman15 That s made for entertainment DUMBA... !

[Tormekian3rdArmy]

@cageman15

We all know this is a fake, but the salt beside the door is to purify the place. not a fake.

[TheMagicalNobody]

@cageman15 Brilliant deduction.

[leonardliyi]

Just food. Big deal?!

The saucer of salt outside the door is ridiculous. Why cant we add some salt when we are eating sushi?!

[LovelyYTRocks]

MAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMA

OTO TOH TOH TOH TOH TOH TOH TOH TOH

[laptopboone]

So...none of this was true? It would have fooled me!

[meowtrox]

MAMAMAMAMA OTOTOTO

[tiggerinlove93]

Haha his face at 7:14 !! Priceless !

uhh dirty salt people double-dippin into...I dont think !

[WallStreetMaster]

I am never eating sushi again!

[stp289]

5:02-5:13

he wiped his knife with his towel !??

but maybe that's why sushi smells funny...

[Kezia910]

this kinda felt like a Japanese version of Look Around You. Quite amazing.

[migduh]

@Kezia910 hahahah took the words right outta my mouth.

[raiderodeath123]

"This sheet of paper is called "ryoshusho" if you ask for one of these you can claim a refund later.

How this works is a mystery"

rofl!!

[ChouFtw]

omg that vid is so great XDDDD i can't stop laughing!! XD the best thing is that there are people believing this.. XDDD

[falecomjorge]

THIS IS PERFECT! very nice video!

[vlogameir]

omg, i must have been very offensive in the past lol

[n3cr0fil3]

haha

Japanese people are hilarious.

[TheGreatMon]

I don't think you need to know Japanese or even to have ever eaten Sushi to tell how funny and parody-y this is.

[sabroohzz]

I am a Japanese.

It is truth altogether.

There is the smell of vinegar in my leg.

[1cm1mm]

信じちゃダメよｗ

Don't believe.

truth is about 15%

[Woodythehobo]

get out the trusty knife and fork and dig the fuck in.

[Ganthir]

Don't try this at your local Sushi eatery. Or you will be laughed at upon entering your vehicle from everyone inside.

[kidonianable]

crazy eating the salt for the spirits!

[TehKlown]

I think i zoned out 1 minute after it started. @_@

[beatlepeacelove]

I know Japanese...

its so much funnier when you can understand it! The narrator sounds so serious, but what she's saying is so funny!

First time i saw it, i cracked up so much i almost choked!

[lauradbz]

I love the picture of the person sterilizing the "geta". lol!

[Whitefrost11]

a saucer of salf. lmao

mamama otototo xD

45 degree angle loll

PERCISELY 33 CC of soy sauce. DONT MESS UP!

[Aldaraia666]

This is the Samurai way.

[andit06]

"mamamama" "ototototo"..hahahaha funny

[renaxarashi]

haha- this is so funny and strange!

[occeo]

People who've never been to Japan would believe that all Japanese practice etiquette 27/4 of their lives. The really is normal people don't do it and etiquette is only used in formal occasions and for show to tourists!

[nobuyuki]

although this is beyond etiquette.. this is pure comedy (^__^)

[occeo]

Yeah I know. Etiquette is in line with how machines work. Why wonder Japanese are good with robotics.

[sanjustorres]

"This is gari....nobody knows what it's made from"

and then the camera lingers...that cracks me up!

[ijwcc]

THE SAMURAI WAY

[RasputinaMan]

maa maa maa!

you must say this when pouring your drink.

i love these series!!

[kittypewpew]

the "oh to to to" is like wow wow slow down buddy

and the maa maa maa is like "cmoon a little more, dont hesitate

[wainting2beripe]

Good thing you probably haven't met sushi nazi's...I went to a Jap formal dinner and lucky I was told beforehand the soy sauce is never supposed to touch the rice, but to favor the fish...I'd get reprimanded embarassingly if I dip the rice part into the soy sauce.

[youthbytes805]

using the word jap is a good way to make enemies of sushi nazis...

[BOOSHBOYDOM]

lies

[Johnnymushio]

i realized this was a parody after 3 minutes haha

[Obi1Ken0b1]

SAME HERE! Ahahaaa..

[rz2k69]

lol.

good vid

[wowzazee]

This is one of my fave videos

[tardisgamer]

This always makes me laugh. I love the menu at the end - it's got little cars sitting on the rice! Have a look!

[littleims10]

hahahahahahahahaha "This is "gari"...Nobody knows what it's made from *long pause*" hahahahahahaha

[MoogleNinja]

lol "you must never question the taisho"

[liquidefeline]

Anyone hungry? I think I'm going to have to go out for sushi soon. Yummm

[nighthawk663]

This is full of the most subtle bad advice ever... except for the salt saucer, that was so ridiculous that it should be obvious to anyone it's a spoof.

Please, all you gaijin out there (foreigners), do NOT follow this advice... If you can't ask advice from someone you can trust, just be polite... the Japanese are very forgiving for gaijin mistakes...

[zdoshi6969]

very forgiving - sometimes too much.

I remember being introduced to a japanese girl as (i thought) nikko (i assumes it was a nick name and meant cat) 8 month later after calling her this everytime i saw her (and no one correcting me i was introduce to her again by someone that didn't know i knew her as "neakyo" (very different)

why i embarasedly ask why she never corrected me she said "you are gaijin - you tryed, it was close, I didn't want to strain you"

[patrickbateman2]

"oh toh toh toh"

"maa maa maa maa"

ahahaaha!!

[cindykeiko]

''Sushi is served on 'geta', a popular footware. The geta is sterilised so it is safe to eat from. Some people then wear them home. This is why many Japanese people's feet smell of vinegar''.

Ew! Disgusting!! I'll NEVER eat in Japan!! Ew!!!

[nyletterman]

t have to ask beacuse its a v patriarchal society - can women eat with their hands too? is this polite/proper manners? can anyone answer me definitively on what do japanese women do?

- rockin vid btw. dl ed it already :P

[sheepknot]

This is Damn Funny. Wonderful Spoof.

[vysokij]

It's a spoof.

[piinkrose]

This has to be a joke I mean would the chef seriously clean his knife with the towel he just cleaned the fish smelling plate and then his face with :/

[Chad4U]

This Is A Joke Right?

[tomcat5100]

the ryoshusho.. look at it.. it looks like 10,000 yen ($100 for sushi?)

[mrdarlington]

Very cool. Spoofy, yet done in a very serious how-to way. :-)

[Temoshi]

Ummm... I know this is "spoofy," but how accurate is this video? Some of the things it said seemed very unlikely, like wearing the geta home. Is there really a dish of salt outside sushi-ya? Also, it seems more likely that contemporary sushi-ya would just give you a receipt, instead of you having to ask for a "ryoshusho."

[chibiwong]

the truth is the geta is actually worn home, believe it or not.

[nighthawk663]

Well, Geta are worn, but not home from the sushi-ya... besides, the wood trays that LOOK like geta are cut differently from geta and (obviously) have no straps. I imagine some places might try it as a novelty... but this is far from a "standard."

[zdoshi6969]

buddy this was a comedy - not to be taken seriously

[TsarObezyanka]

This was made for Baka Gaijin like us non Japanese people lol.

[thisismichelle]

"This is 'gari', Nobody knows what it's made from."

:)