Master!, I have heard a rumour that you had applied for an audition on 'Britains Got Talent' where you would show the world what amazing tricks you and your demon dick could do - but they could not find a stage big enough.
The Master at his BEST...or WORSE...I guess the two are interchangeable....soooooo glad you decided to come back after your "hiatus". You always make me laugh,"Oh Master of the Pornagraphous Perrilium Punchsack Parody....."
fuckingham palace
wilc096 1 year ago
hed be epic at your mom jokes.....more so than he is already lol
xXMxExGxAxDxExTxHXx 2 years ago 2
Yes... Pudding my Demondick in your Mother's Vaginal Sluice!
heavymetalhappyhour 2 years ago 3
xD ===========)
devilazpl 2 years ago
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that person of metal needs new material roumors, the sack and so on gets old pretty quick.
0MasterOfAllThings0 2 years ago
i heared a rumour that your demon dig is the cloverfield monster?
mork999 2 years ago 7
Master!, I have heard a rumour that you had applied for an audition on 'Britains Got Talent' where you would show the world what amazing tricks you and your demon dick could do - but they could not find a stage big enough.
Jonno71 2 years ago 7
awsome as allways master
sephirothb 2 years ago
a vocable genius with a 19" demon pole... defile a nun for me Master!
magicbrowny420 2 years ago
Yeees! Lovely metal.
RadBrad13 2 years ago
HAHA !! brilliant
TheIronParasite 2 years ago
The Master at his BEST...or WORSE...I guess the two are interchangeable....soooooo glad you decided to come back after your "hiatus". You always make me laugh,"Oh Master of the Pornagraphous Perrilium Punchsack Parody....."
wevetra13 2 years ago
master, thou art brutal but fair, and the punishment doth fit the crime. the master kneeleth for no one!
sarahewright9 2 years ago
Fucking a ham with my fallace. LMFAO
snaxxy 2 years ago
hehe
Frostgott 2 years ago
the Master of Metal and the Queen of England sounds like a good pair;)
Bergsmouth 2 years ago 3
Fucking ham palace, thats awsome
84anubis 2 years ago 2
haha great!!!!xD
MOONGIRL0978 2 years ago
lol fucking ham palace XD
HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT MY... ohhhhh ok!!
Sal0pe69 2 years ago 3
hmm. she needs a good shag to loosen up a bit :\ pmsl
molyrock 2 years ago 2
wow, im going to be loling all week
skeletorcake 2 years ago 3
fucking ham palace lol
gothlover4u 2 years ago 2
Heh
Katalyzt 2 years ago
the Master of Metal and the Queen of England i smell a sitcom lol keep them coming Master
superdrunk82 2 years ago 3
I heard your big black demon dick has been knighted.
Good one, Master.
Ark2066 2 years ago 2
Lmao greatest I've heard yet Master! =D
AbSeNtImEnTaL666 2 years ago
Fuck the Queen!
MyPersonalVendetta 2 years ago 2
master you are the best and you demon dick is bigger than no other
skullguy102 2 years ago
No one, not even the queen fucks with the Master of Metal!
tonywwolf 2 years ago 2
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I believe i'm 1st!
OdeToNecrophilia 2 years ago