EPIC Steven Seagal Fight Rules! Fight Club

[Kominex]

segal learnt his acting skills from chuck norris. his facial expressions are "stone face" only.

[ShroudedFury]

LOL. He really does never reload!

[MrDts1907]

HE NEVER SMİLES,LAUGHS OR SHOWS POSİTİVE EMOTİONS, NEVER !

[ruteisabelmendes]

omg I'd LOVE to train with him *-* he's so damn awesome! XD

[fa18chornet]

One particulary thing that you can see well in all Seagal's movies its his ''arms combos'', damn... FLAWLESS !

[harrow177]

Rules 1,2 and 3 are wicked!!! I wish I could that. Especially rule 2. Keep on firing 1 million bullets 'til the bad guy gets shot dead!

[exbronco1980]

i kind of think actions stars should retire from action movies once they hit 50. if they want to take a supporting role in an action movie that doesn't require much action (like mr miyagi), that's ok, but action movies really aren't for older actors.

[123zxcvbnmlp]

Dude he is an actual cop. Can you imagine being pulled over by him. I would probably shit my pants. I would be scared he would kick the shit out of me for speeding.

[BandakaKush]

thats a titty.

[MrLifeWin]

tits at 1:24 lol

[darkscurion]

Steven Seagul is Chuck Norris' adopted brother.

[biglu2]

at this rate i think steven segal is gonna replace chuck norris and the dos equis guy

[Wavemaninawe]

At 1:05 I nearly shot rice out of my nose from laughing so hard. For a moment I thought he actually socked her in the jaw with a baby.

Isaac Hayes was Steven Seagal's personal coroner? 0_0

[ZUPERCURTIS]

I seen a tit on YouTube. OH NO FLAG IT AND PROTECT THE KIDDIES.

[williemetoyer1]

he was killed in machatte lol

[OsamaBinLudin]

@williemetoyer1 Suicide is not kill (Ò_ó)

[Ermac94]

if i ever buy or rent one of his movies ill cut my balls

[alias100]

He holds the secret to the infinite ammo cheat.

[Ermac94]

@alias100 he used gameshark lol

[tech4156]

he never goes on a diet

[LADYMATIKA1STUDIO]

OOOOOOH THAT'S WHERE MY MAMA TAUGHT ME TO HIT BAD GUYS LOL WELL JERKS ANYWAYS LOL

[Zachael1]

Machete kills Steven Seagal.

[Karimtarek1993]

Well, he sucks anyways.

[Arsenal8Life]

1:24 nipples :O

[seanw23]

probably he's married. reason why he never makes love.

not in marked for death

not in exit wounds

not in flight of fury

not in fire down below

not in ANY movie...

[Alebas85]

song?

[ThomasDemko]

All of this was from Kill Switch

just as a FYI

[fuzzypickle90]

Rule 6 - He always fucks with his clothes on.

[JaxTheNiggadick]

funny part is that he never gives a guya chace shoot,, BOOMOOM BBOOM BOOOM BOOOM BOOOM LOL

[PilluEemeli]

note: steven seagal is allways highly trained ex-cop/swat/spec ops/ultramegamegaman (exept in dangerous man and machete) and his family most of the time gets killed and he is a one manned army against the threat...he usually gets help from 2-5 guys but they are so lame to be called part of seagal team

[YoshiroShin]

The last part was just.... gross

[dodgeboykev]

Seagal always has Hot Babes.

[Visions2Be]

lol nicely done

[midgeman18]

Rest in peace isaac hayes

[Andysetradharma]

00:56 WTF

[4dbrawler]

lol. I never noticed this stuff but its true

[CaptainDishman]

In marked for death, one of his guns actually runs out of bullets. He just throws it away and pulls out another gun :-)

[iamluckiedog]

sweet a youtube nip slip.

[punhada]

that`s when he forgot the Buda TEACHINGS for the sake of his pocket.

[Knowwon249]

Seriously, Seagal doesn't look like the tough guy type. Not to say he couldn't kick my ass, but he doesn't seem like the right dude to be in these kinds of films

[GrafPsychofarmaca]

@Knowwon249 I rather think dudes like Van Damme or Lundgren aren't the right type for a believable action movie. People like Jackie Chan, Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal don't look like some testosterone pumped jerkoffs and from experience on the streets and training I can tell you those are the ppl you gotta fear because they're actually having moves and shit not only going straight at ya like a goat.

[Shaxb0tzam]

TITS

[alco57]

ZOMG BOOBIES at the end for those nerds who surf youtube all day looking for some...

[funk7000]

That's not true that "he never reloads" in his movies.

[nenharma]

@funk7000 Actually, if you see him reloading. He's loading his awesome clip into a new gun due to the old one overheating and malfunctioning from all the bullets fired.

If you claim you saw him throw the clip down. It's a mental trick that Seagal uses so you won't explode from all the awesome.

[Adhemar05]

Those people weren't innocent! They stood between Steven Seagal and wherever he anted to go!

[p00pdawg]

Bewbies :D

[zuber86]

What about the fact that he NEVER gets hit in the face..and even if he does, its usualy just a cat scratch.

[Jankevin1992]

that was awesome xD

[jtollison]

I seen moar bewbs on youtube!

[JacobEliRossSC]

EPIC!!!!

[Jimbo8012]

This is very good. Are all these scenes from Kill Switch? I can barely remember half of it except thinking it was an atrocious film. The fight scenes are boring/poorly done and last forever, bad use of stunt doubles, horrendous special effects, terrible acting, a completely ridiculous plot and a totally inexplicable ending that makes no sense and

should have been in a different film.

The last decent Seagal film was Exit Wounds.

[CraZzfy]

And he never laugh

[PanayotiProductions]

haha segal cant make love until he knows all his enemies are well dead.

[Dogschach]

@PanayotiProductions Hard to Kill is a case in point. He made love towards the beginning of the film only for his wife to get blasted in the face with a shotgun. True he then made love to Kelly Le Brock after his Epic Training montage but . . . he earned it after punching the wooden board until it couldn't stand up anymore.

[drainfunk]

@PanayotiProductions that's a great premise for a movie starring Steven Seagal! you should develop this.

[PanayotiProductions]

lol 0:43 mcnutt slap.

[Aztexwarrior]

you like to break bones right,i think your arms broken ,oo i just broke a rib oo there goes another one, yea thats right,oh oh your knee hurts let me see what i can do about that

[CBoavida]

He made love in the midle of one movie- the one were he stayed in a coma for 7 years.

:-)

[gongfo]

This is so fuckin' cool :D

[Knight88188]

STEVEN SEAGUL NEVER DIES

STEVEN SEAGUL FTW

nice video lol

[ThePeacemaker10]

The never reloading part is EPIC! I lol'd extremely hard.

[ImDino]

if that gunfight scene wasnt edited by the uploader i dont know what to say

[TOXICTRACE]

Hahahahahaha!! Ladys and gents Steven Segal. Still, i wont recomend anyone to piss him off, unless you are an idiot, a masochist,or tired of living.

[irondrumwork09]

i just got that movie today & i cant stop laughing at it LOOOOOOOOOL XDXDXDXD

[soni888]

does somebody know the songname please ?

[nirvatronic]

como se llama la pelicula

[p00pdawg]

@nirvatronic Killswitch

[mrderekevan]

You forget the most important rule, the expression on his face is always the same no matter what emotion he is trying to portray. He could be overcome with joy and has the same expression as when he has suffered a great loss. I LOVE his movies though!!!! Actually, I think in "Hard To Kill" Steven Seagal actually does make love! Don't know if he actually goes to bed with the girl, but it certainly moves in the direction and implies that he does.

[Janoian]

Haha the no reloading part.. fucking fantastic XD

[goldsgym1244]

this video is crap, he always reloads his guns, maybe not realisticly, but on a few shots after, plus this film was his worst film i think, glad he is comin bk now tho with ruslan and the keeper :D

[CoyoteCojo316]

IMO Ticker was the worst, cuz has very minor appeareance, but yes, the thing i don't like of Kill Switch is too much stunt double, not like Pistol Whipped.

Driven to Kill (Ruslan) in May.

[goldsgym1244]

lol yeah ticker was pretty shit, cus b4 that he did good films and then that came out and i was like wdf is goin on here, and the fight scenes where bad aswell. i really hope the 2 new films he is makin are much better, aka ruslan, and the keeper !! cant wait

[freshbrah]

Seagals earlier movies are the best. On Deadly Ground greatest of all i reakon

[goldsgym1244]

yeah fantastic movie

[Aztexwarrior]

i have that movie

[jebanje]

HHAHAHHAHAAHHAAH