Brian Regan on Flying

[toolff83]

He plays himself off to be an idiot but he can dissect any topic and make it funny and his sets are filled with SAT words I haven't used since college.

[fergie932]

this is the last helicopter out of VIETNAM!

[MsTimetowaste]

"....wishin' upon a star!!" 

[MsTimetowaste]

SNAP it!! Brian is a national treasure.

[Hi33393339]

i dont know how i got here

[RangerBandit77]

Getting the privilege to sit next to Brian Regan on a flight while he works on his new bits....that my friends would be the best day EVER!

[etchedrune]

135 people stand on the left side of the moving sidewalks.

[tekbarrier]

"wishin' upon a star!"

that line was really funny, but I listened to some of his material yesterday on a comedy compilation CD I bought and it annoyed me how he kept dragging each joke on and on and on and never knew when to stop. Like the little league joke about "hey, batter, batter".

[RangerBandit77]

@tekbarrier Umm..hes not a standup comedian that you can just listen too..blind people would be fucked simply because hes so visual with every act!

[rudejohn]

"I want to get on before everybody else!" "Why?" Because the people at the end of the line don't have room in the overhead bins and they have to check their carry-on luggage and then lose half an hour when they land because other fat asses got in line in front of them.

[Deathlymockingjay]

I think the thing that makes him so funny is that everything he says is totally true but we just don't think of it in these terms! I love this guy!!!

[justcauseio]

135 people cant take a laugh

[TheElsewhere19]

Here's the real question: How did he get a dead yak through airport security?

[toolff83]

I damn near lose it when he says "coach bathrooms are located at Newark Airport, Terminal C" lol Brian Regan and Jim Gaffigan have to put together a tour!

[bluchickengirl17337]

@toolff83 Haha! I know. With their facial expressions and voices it would be amazing!

[HarrryPotterRocks]

@toolff83 YESSSS!!!!!

[politicjunkee]

Saw him tonight in Dallas! ALL NEW MATERIAL! You're gonna love it if you haven't seen him in a while! Genius!

[bluchickengirl17337]

@politicjunkee

Haha! I was there too! I laughed so hard because I forgot how unbelievably stupid he is with his movements and facial expressions! Lol.

[bubblegupies]

This guy sucks, worst stand up comedian ever

[bradicall990]

Hey comerre where wuz u

[PlushNSpaciousStudio]

His facial expressions are PRICELESS!!! Frozen head of fish, the eyeballs in there and the skeliton's coming out, it comes with a turnup and a SPORK

[stykzninja1]

He's pretty good. but steven wright is funnier.

[SFYSRecords]

one of the best comedians ... but you know, don't get me wrong, i think it's way funnier, when you don't see him. I came here from that "stupid in school" vid, and i was rolling from laughing when i saw it, then i watched this and..well it's still funny, no guess, but like i've said..i think it's funnier just listen to him.

[admire610]

who ever disliked must have flown in first class

[jayshir1]

132 people are too DUMB to understand his jokes:)

[toolff83]

I love how he plays dumb but he is so clever and original.

[00Revelation]

GOING TO SEE THIS BITCH IN 1 MONTH!!!

[Zillionatom]

Something changed!

[NumaNuma8248]

haha?

[afiman96]

@NumaNuma8248 at toolff83? hes talkin about a different stand up

[toolff83]

The lost luggage joke gets me everytime. "Let me guess you're angry? ANGRY PEOPLE HERE, LIVID PEOPLE there, PEOPLE THAT WANT TO WRING MY NECK!"

[mrzorro130]

THUMBS UP 4

Where was u *** works on coloring*** where was u at?!!?

[Chokedbyallama]

THIS IS THE LAST HELICOPTER OUT OF VIETNAM!

[TrenTonStackZ]

He has the best sarcasm out of any comedian

[cavaliastar21]

131 people can't make the facial expressions regan makes 

[thisjointisloose]

hahaha he has those Jim Carrey facial expressions. this guy is a genius

[TheMysteryGamerGirl]

O my gawd I LOVE this guy! "Bring me the head of a pig, and a goblet of something cool and refreshing."

[Chimichanga12594]

Brian Regan and Jim Gaffigan = Best observation comedians ever

[nimitz1983]

@Chimichanga12594 Correction Sienfeld and Cosby= Best observational comedians ever Regans is up there. Gaffigan sucks.

[bigbrian310]

@Chimichanga12594 dont forget jerry seinfeld

[k3v1nbac0n]

lol this guy is so frekin funny

[sirbeeguy]

129 people try to stuff mattresses and lamps into the overhead rack.

[mobones87]

not laughng about the vietnam part

[xsbsp]

@mobones87 have some humor.

[marinersfreak97]

i lost it at 5:07-6:15

[ExtremeOutdoorsman77]

240p we meet again ... =)



[MsSbolin]

They all forgot how to use a moving sidewalk

[MsSbolin]

128 people did everything he said and so they got mad;P

[DanVM111]

128 people sit in row 199

[MichaelThe89thKey]

127 people tried to fit a dead yak...

[Acruhf]

Ever notice how when comedians get successful they write more jokes about airports and hotels?

[LoadedFirearms]

@1555ironman Chill out you overreacting n00b, it's comedy! You don't really have to see the screen. I've been doing other stuff while listening to this, not watching it at ALL!! CHILL!!!

[klynthraap]

@LoadedFirearms I hope that was a joke. If not, you're desperately the one who needs to chill

[LoadedFirearms]

@klynthraap It was a joke. gosh..... people these internet days

[klynthraap]

@LoadedFirearms if it weren't a joke, I would have been the one saying "gosh..... people on the internet these days"

[LoadedFirearms]

@klynthraap Yea, shut the he11 up you donkey hole

[klynthraap]

@LoadedFirearms Now, now. You're not keeping the proper etiquette needed when commenting on youtube videos. tsk tsk.

[Gdigger10]

@1555ironman We meet again "We meet again 240p.." comment...

[eccovictor]

@Gdigger10 We meet again "We meet again "We meet again 240p.." comment..." comment. I think.

[klynthraap]

@eccovictor We meet again "We meet again "We meet again "We meet again 240p.." comment..." comment" comment.

[kakaeater2112]

@1555ironman overused joke... we meet again...

[ibaneziceman2007]

@1555ironman Unoriginal commenter, we meet again.

[stevenw131]

@1555ironman comment that someone (you) saw on another video and is completely unoriginal..... WE MEET AGAIN...

[joeyvottobiggestfan]

haha

[littleskullgirl]

this guy is brilliant, not laughed this hard in ages XD

[terinaslack]

@littleskullgirl

hes even better live!!!!

[littleskullgirl]

@terinaslack omg i made top comment XD

[T0PASS]

127 got a frozen fishhead on their flight.

[cappskr92]

This one I was actually crying in my cereal laughing so hard.

[SamanthaNicoleTWrite]

I really think he should do one on hotels. I work in a hotel and you wouldn't believe the people I have to deal with!

[Goldenstorm196]

Theres a yellow dotted line goin' down the middle

It's stencilled every 3 feet..STAND STAND STAND STAD ///// WALK WALK WALK WALK

On the handrail...STAND STAND //// WALK WALK

Up here ^ STAND //// WALK

Pictures of people...STANDING //// WALKING

And I'm seeing footprints TOGETHER AND APART

And there's STILL people ridin' that left handrail "ITS FUN TO FLY!"

Watch 'em close 'cuz there the ones at the end... WoOooOaAaHhH

Somethin' CHANGED!!

[ccranton8]

@manfredmannie clever, except you reversed the first line; 120 people stand when they should walk.

[CorBlimey101]

ITS LUKES LIGHT SABER!!!! O WAIT, ITS THE LIKE BAR!!

[Honeydew7396]

I laughed so hard when he said, "Wishin' upon a STAR!"

[xsbsp]

127 people are jeff dunham, his puppets, and the douches who like him.

[Th3DoM1naToR]

hes like jerry seinfeld

[spongelover87]

love this guy he amuses me to death

[MrMarcopolo325]

:-)

[jjws]

wishin' upon a STAR! hahahah

[phillipscuz]

I WANNA GET ON

ur gonna get on

I WANNA GET ON BEFORE ANYBODY ELSE

[blaster00000]

the bathrooms up front are for our First-Class passengers, the coach bathrooms are located at Newark Airport

XD

[fisdara]

@Manfredmannie 1 person should follow Brian's court order and stop stalking him

[retsae1]

The only reason I don't agree with the people talking about comedy and profanity is because I rarely pay attention to the profanity in a joke, but I guess some people always look for their particular pet peeves?

[sebon9ne]

@FlyingAce1016 its not improv, The Improv is a comedy club franchise located all over the US.

[dcs0582]

I fly weekly for my job, and I can attest that every point he makes is totally spot on. Brian Regan and Jim Gaffigan are two brilliant comedians. Dropping the F-bomb left and right is a sign of no talent at all. Thank goodness Regan can be hilarious without cursing.

[MrCons101]

"Everyone, please make your way to the gate area as soon as possible! Push and shove, people! Push and shove! THIS IS THE LAST HELICOPTER OUT OF VIETNAM!"

[MrWarcraftPlayer]

One of the few comedians you cannot just listen to, video required

[FlyingAce1016]

cant believe this is improv wow lol

[Grayfox01]

Wonder what Im gunna get

[BrianxDempsey]

love Brian Regan. I don't think the fact that he doesn't cuss makes him "better" than other comedians, just more accessible. Other comedians that cuss are just as funny. He's just a different style. Other comedians act like they're having a conversation with buddies (which includes swearing) and go for the shock value for a laugh. Regan just doesn't have to. As long as something is funny, cussing isn't a problem for me. Regan just doesn't cuss. And it's still very funny.

[smhjerry]

captain you planet lmao

[Zorayda85]

Yeah, he barely cusses and that's a good thing. 126 probably ride in Coach or something.

[GabrielDeEspana]

I WANNA GET OOOOOON!!!!

[JuggaLuggaLove]

I think Gabriel Iglesias and Brian Regan are quite alike. Both like to talk of the most random stuff, neither need to swear to be hilarious, and both are damn sexy.

But thats just my opinion.

[sweetnessledda]

@Manfredmannie 14 people on youtube is too stupid to understand the concept of opinions.

[janewillow1]

WHERE WAS YOU? WHERE WAS YOU AT?

[shirlster7]

sit scuzz !!!! lmao

[workingthrash]

we can check it for ya, YA MORON!

[Mrsrandomcrazygurl]

@TheScare18- agreed. all the comidians now adays cuss and this guy is HILARIOUS with out cussing

[thirdtender]

126 people didn't get their frozen fish head with a turnip and a spork.

[iBurnedaHouse]

one time i went to japan when i was 12, and i was in business class. i felt so important since i was taken out of the cheapie seats, and the flight attendants put me next to some japanese business men.

me looking at him grinning, "HI"

and then he said something japanese...

me looking at him stil, "HI"

later on i found out that they only put me there to keep an eye on me...not like i was gonna do anything...

[XxFr00tL00pzZxX]

lol

[roborock97]

Favorite comedians

1. Gabriel Iglesiaius

2. Bria Regan

[clarinetdude1423]

the 125 are the ones who wonder what changed

[garylsorrell]

125 people are dumber than a dead yak

[MasterObiWanKenobi1]

"I was wishin' you'd have one of those left. Wishin' upon a star!" lmfao!

[IsabellDagger]

The bathrooms up front are for our first class passengers - The coach bathroom is in Newark airport!!!

[NZBarker]

125 people! Come on people, what's wrong with you? Surely it's because 125 people don't know how to use the mouse and missed the like button, accidentally hitting the dislike button.. Come on... Where was you at?

[dude33ism]

123 people missed the last helicopter out of Vietnam.

[jjjhs08]

amuuuuuuuuuse me ahahahaha

[lilmissbea16]

123 people are imbecilen ;)

[Lovesparta1660]

I made the terrible mistake of drinking Dr Pepper during this video.

[UniqueGirlXliving]

@Lovesparta1660 Dr.Pepper = Life in a drink.

[LordSamuelDespotKing]

wow haha im surprized i didnt find this guy before hes soooo funny. im just so tired of hearing swears all the time, like idiots will just laugh at things as long as you curse...honest to god, go try it.

[accordlxr]

How could 123 people not like this????

[SaintPatrick33]

@accordlxr How could 65.5 million people vote for Obama? Because America is full of retards and 123 of them watched this video.

[raven81999]

PUSH and SHOVE people, PUSH and SHOVE!!

[miaNkalihari]

6:04 best part <3

[lordsoth28]

121 people think THEY are Captain YouPlanet.

[TOOVOOT]

121 people eat 2 fig newtons

[qghjuy]

this is the last helicopter out of vietnam



[cromid]

121 people have a perception problem

[XxXxbikergurlxXxX]

121 people try to fit a dead yak with this much room

[koldapu]

120 people didn't get on the last helicopter out of Vietnam

[BritishHedgehog14]

120 people do not understand the concept of stand right walk left...

[XOMartha44]

Where was you at?

[Cornhusker207]

THIS IS THE LAST HELICOPTER OUT OF VIETNAM!!!!!!

[8728382]

No one better than Brian, why do we not see him more?????

[acovino89]

120 people sit in first class.

[acovino89]

Where was you? Where was you at?

[basehead617]

EVEN IN MY PERIPHERAL.. rofl for some reason that always kills me

[cwyllie98]

120 people have a DEAD YAK!

[cwyllie98]

Wait little piggies!

[LoganLermanIsTheBomb]

"they have like a mattress and a lamp" lol i love this guy!

[TRSnsn1114]

I WANNA GET ON!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dbfrankmore]

Brian Regan it the best, everyone is into Jeff Dunham these days, THIS IS TRUE COMEDY NOT SOME LITTLE PUPPET SHOW.

[Ciscoguy30]

119 ppl where was u? Where was you at! Lol.. love it..

[Herox1997]

119 ppl only fly first class

[xYANKEESxMAN13x]

My throat hurts

[stringendo1]

The way airlines operate now, you'd have to pay extra for your frozen fish head, turnip, and spork.

[misswildcat115]

119 people missed the last heli. outta Vietnam

[TheScare18]

brian regan has class. he doesnt have to cuss to be funny. other comedians take note

[MentalReboot]

@TheScare18 ...and he doesn't have to use "White people do this, black people act like this" jokes either.

[TheIllestVillain]

@TheScare18 As someone who's just started out in comedy I can tell you swearing is definitely not a sure laugh. It is impossible for a comedian to have undue success because of swearing. It's a common misconception, and that also goes for ribald material. You can't just go up and say "dick fuck cock pussy mothercuker" and evoke laughter; you need to structure it as a joke, and that's as much of a craft as any other kind of joke. Go try some open mics and you'll see what I mean.

[blubbersticks]

@TheScare18

Kevin Hart should definately take note.

[MrWarcraftPlayer]

@TheScare18 Totally true, I crack up to every second of this guy's comedy all the time XD

[Saw2357]

@TheScare18 your right the only cuss ive ever heard him say is hell

[themusicmaster27]

@TheScare18 Haha you don't know comedy, pussy.

[TheScare18]

@themusicmaster27 the 127 people that liked this beg to differ. musicmaster eh? tell how that doesnt signify a pusssssayy. Besides that was the dumbest thing you could have posted. Why would you look up a brian regan video and hate on it. PUSSY

[themusicmaster27]

@TheScare18 Hey, tough guy. First of all, you confused the likes for dislikes. So you're telling me you could beat anyone in the UFC. They like music. I like music. Do you just sit in your mom's house writing comments all day, or do you actually train mixed martial arts and brazilian jiu jitsu? How much can you put up on bench? How far can you run? You're obviously not smart, and you're probably fat as fuck. Just kill yourself. By the way, I never hated on Regan, cunt. I just saw him in CSTX.

[demonator506]

@themusicmaster27 you are an idiot i hope you know that.

[RustyRocktopus]

@TheScare18 yeah, thank god he chose to use some words as opposed to other ones when he tells his jokes -.-

[phillipscuz]

@TheScare18 it aint just cussen other comedians think is funny

[Sneezlebob]

@TheScare18 WHo cares

[TheScare18]

@Sneezlebob nice name... sneezle bob? wtf

[TheScare18]

@Sneezlebob apparently 213 people do a whipe

[natejconte]

@darthelghastN7 really



[pennstatefan]

This is hysterical! I'm LOL!

[allstarchuckies]

It's four am and I'm hysterically laughing. My family is gonna be pissed if I wake them up.

[bmadccp]

Brian Regan flies first class because of the money he's made telling this joke...that's America!

[Beatlerox456]

I WANNA GET ON!!!!! you will get on. I WANNA GET ON BEFORE ANYONE ELSE!!! .... why?!

[prrrrecious]

The coach bathrooms are located at Newark Airport. HAHAHAHA

[TheVideorat]

119 people are always in first class

[Fro62]

Snap it!  Snap it shut!!

[em129836]

Brian Regan FTW

[Bocktai5]

this pretty much sums up my first experience flying alone

[JohnnyTexas32]

I love the sound he makes right after he says coloring books. And Hey WHERE WAS YOU?? Where WAS YOU At??

Classic.

[bobular1000]

"...THIS IS THE LAST HELICOPTER OUT OF VIETNAM!!!!"

lmao. priceless. :)

[LoganLermanIsTheBomb]

"they've got like a mattress and a lamp" lol you gotta love this guy

[Motownmia]

119 people ate cold frozen fish heads with a turnip and a spork

[Hell6125]

I WANNA GET ONNNN!!!! You are getting on... IWANNAWANNAWANNAGETTONNNNN!!!!­!!!!........Why?

[planBDigital]

"close that curtain, I don't wanna see!"