The Platform Master - Official Trailer [HD]

[shizeninho]

i would pay to see this, hope its not a joke

[inkiw]

I hope it screens near me.

[kiel108]

I will always love you Nick Smith AKA Joe Dirt.

[KTP200]

This is going to be AMAZING

[CosmonautBear]

@tdoyleification not cool.

[MagikGimp]

I always thought he was fatter.

[MagikGimp]

@MagikGimp In actual fact he's fairly handsome, if he tidied himself up a bit.

[LatestUFOSightings]

Funny thing. He is actually REALLY handsome.

If you would groom him up, he would look like Johnny Depp or something. Look at 2:00

[momoabxy]

Wiz Khalifa is also from Minot, ND.

[bakudandanLL]

i cant wait to see this

[momoabxy]

For the first part of the song: /watch?v=DUslYXHawTc *uli voice* catchy, isn't it?

[FaxanaduJohn]

I've been aware of Ulillillia since wayyy before his YouTube channel- his blog was essential reading for years beforehand. This documentary about him has just blown my fucking mind into a bajillion different pieces. Fu-huh-huck!!!

[nicholem97]

I love his work in Spyro! My best PS game eva! next to Tenchu: Stealth Assassins of course!! XD

[Gggmanlives]

FUUUUUUAARRRKK i have to see this!

[Rampager10]

Please give us an ETA on this, Ulillillia is so very interesting.

[shizeninho]

isnt this the guy that uses cheat codes in disgaea and posts videos of him with his hacked characters farming stuff

[mefipulate]

@shizeninho you cannot troll ulillillia. he is like unto a god

[ToothpickMcBrainy]

@shizeninho You take that back, that is a lie, he power-leveled those characters over a period of a thousand hours.

I WILL RAPE YOU

[Microwavish]

@shizeninho Uli does not cheat in disgaea. Uli plays disgaea for thousands of hours.

[shizeninho]

@Microwavish okay

[LunaVorax]

I can't wait.

[InfiniteRhombus]

holy shit yes

[gumbis1]

i watch this trailer like 3-4 times a day. can't wait.

[rokkenroll]

You're a true modern hero!

[wildblur]

If none of these festivals are in our area, what alternative means will we have to watch the film?

[phubans]

I don't get it... Why am I supposed to care about this person?

[Lunarvx22]

@phubans You'd need to understand just how mysterious and bizarre Uli is. Just go to his youtube channel and pick a random video, you'll understand.

[CiderJackson]

@phubans

wow...get out nooby

[johncusackdeathcult]

Shine on you crazy sexy diamond

[holycat420]

@johncusackdeathcult butts

[PsychoJosh]

Aww. Don't worry Ullillillia! Everyone loves you.

[thefuckingdeviI]

MOVIE OF THE YEAR

[killustrator]

Ok.

[AmarMedic]

holy shit, it's Joe Dirt!

[zeioIIDX]

I want to see this SO bad. I honestly don't think I've been this intrigued by a person...ever.

[plutaroo]

still can't wait for this

[JonLeibow]

I would love to see an Osbournes-style reality show starring Uli's family

[TheSatinist]

@JonLeibow His sister does kind of look like Kelly

[Shahamu]

Part of me wants to see this so badly, but part of me is afraid it will be like looking behind the curtain in the Emerald City.

[ulillillia]

Where is this supposed site that the documentary is at?  Obviously, not mine or my YouTube one, but the one for the documentary? I searched (under the company's name), but 5 pages in, I found nothing. How come it's not in the video description?

[3verythingWorks]

@ulillillia Uli! It's at the end of the trailer, theplatformmaster . com.

[ulillillia]

It's now been a while since I last saw this. From my stream, I saw remarks about the film crew calling me a friend of theirs but I didn't recall this being present in the trailer. Thinking it was on their site, I checked, but wasn't finding anything in Google. That's why I ended up asking here.

[3verythingWorks]

@ulillillia I mentioned that we were friends somewhere in these youtube comments, I forget exactly where.

[ulillillia]

Now that I've seen the site, I can say that... there's not much there and it's readable. Readable? Many sites don't bother to define the background and text colors, causing me to get black text on a dark gray background, and other such things making such sites hard to read. Ebay has this problem, among a few others. At least yours doesn't.

[ForcedToSignUp]

@ulillillia I'm sure there will be more there later on. Right now they are just trying to make people curious about it so that more people will want to watch it, since it's going to be a while until it's out. It's just part of the way marketing works. :)

[ToothpickMcBrainy]

@3verythingWorks Awww that's adorable.

[ForcedToSignUp]

@ulillillia A few people were accusing 3verythingWorks of making this documentary only to make fun of you. He replied saying that that is not at all true, and that he considers you his friend. Hopefully that clears that up! :)

[RockinPSI]

I live just outside Minot and I helped with repairing some flood damage. So wierd that this state is getting so much recognition these days. Haha.

[amjmad89]

OMG!!! I KNOW THAT MUSIC!!!....TINY TOON ADVENTURES:BUSTER'S HIDDEN TREASURE FOR SEGA GENESIS!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D

[CiderJackson]

gotta go fast

[davebot667]

good i need a new master

[Tochy1]

oh god, manly tears were shed

[PurpleXVI]

I love Ullillia and I'm kind of excited to see him getting some recognition. Ullillia, if you read this, you have an awesome, soothing voice.

[jgum86]

Also, you idiots from Reddit better stop trying to troll him. He is a good man and should not be fucked with.

[ericrpfeifer]

@jgum86 anyone who trolls uli is heartless. uli is the most fascinating internet person and i will stab someone if they mess with him

uli has a posse

[helouisembanks]

@jgum86 Agreed, they jump on anything *chan is following and get it completely wrong, they see him in the same league as chris-chan which is COMPLETELY wrong, uli is a god amongst men and reddit need to fuck off and go back to butt fucking chris-chan and his fanta fantasies.

It always happens, reddit = copy cat

[jgum86]

I LOVE YOU. So happy there is this film being made about Uli.

[ANIM0SI7Y]

Documentary of the year, all years.

[Shugo489]

How come when I asked ulillillia about the progress of this documentary, that he mentioned being contacted about, he told me that due to contracts he was restricted from talking about it? Did you really force him to silence about the thing he stars in? Will he be compensated at all for starring in this?

[3verythingWorks]

@Shugo489 The non-disclosure agreement was just until the documentary was officially announced to the public. He can say whatever he wants about the documentary now.

[darknight550]

TINY TOONS FOR THE SEGA GENESIS MUSIC

[animegramma]

YES!

[moralreef]

did a sad turtle just walk into the room

[whitehman]

will you be listing all the festivals that The Platform Master will be premiering at?

[3verythingWorks]

@whitehman The website will have all of this information once the film starts making its rounds.

[foofiter9097]

@3verythingWorks So as it turns out many people have already said the same thing I am seeing on your site, only the site name and a lot of "Coming soon" messages, how soon will there be info available on these documentary's?

[frostytheaussie]

can i torrent this

[MisterOjeteMoreno]

"I can't get out of the cage... No way to do it either..." fuck, he trully looks broken hearted when he's done saying that. :(

[finthallon]

@MisterOjeteMoreno The face of autism.

[pokemaughan]

This is great, can't wait to see it!

[JERB69s]

Do you get kidney stones often?

[Ketsui]

I like that you featured "The Sad Turtle" from the Platform Masters OST. Truly spectacular.

[drkraid]

lol @ the neighbour's mouth dropping

[Losersnoboard]

I'd find a way to see this, sounds interesting.

[Rapi2]

Wow i was just thinking how someone shoul dmake a movie about him. I can't WAIT until this comes out.

[plutaroo]

can't wait

[cacknoob]

This guy owns

[bartholomewfargo]

It's so strange seeing him speak. I know that voice so well from the videos he posts, but it's really interesting to see him.

[kaktuzz]

is this already out or out in summer 2012?

[Soniwizard]

IT'S TIME

[ThatDisembodiedVoice]

GONNA BREAK MY RUSTY CAGE

AND RUUUUUUUNNN

[1craigmt]

Get Ulillillia out of the cage!

[srjskam]

I hope the flood (+ the totally unrelated sad flood guy) don't hog about half of the screen time in the actual documentary like they do here. If it's some sort of an awareness raising effort I kind of see the motivation, but would this really be the best venue? I mean, a relatively local (both on the map and in the main subject's life) disaster that most of us can't do anything about, in a documentary about ulillillia the individual..?

[MrDrRobotsSr]

Subscribed. I can't wait for this to release. It's about damn time the world gets to meet Nick.

[Lunarvx22]

I was smiling through this whole trailer.. You really managed to capture the essence of what makes Nick. Can't wait for this film.

[uglymug211]

FOR SUCH A DOCUMENTARY I WILL GIVE YOU ALL MY DOLLARS

[N0Lif3]

Shut up and take my money!

[rickdlol]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh i can't wait for this give it to me nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww you fucklign whargarbhbggl

[3verythingWorks]

Sure, if it's no inconvenience to you. The site should work in all browsers, I'm testing it in Chrome and Opera now and its doing just fine. The problem seems to be singular with your hardware set-up for some reason.

[Gyroz9]

All of my money.

[Caivr]

No fucking way. I've been waiting for something like this.

All of my money.

[MoqtadaAlSadir]

awww that guy at 1:40 makes me want to give him a hug. :(

i hope your community gets better brother. and although i dont know you. i love you.

you are what we need more of in this country.

[valcaron]

Probably a bit too early to tell, but I hope this is done in a kind of dignified manner the way Errol Morris documented the people in his earlier movies.

[jonny290]

this is really cool and i wish uli all the dryer sheets and altoids tins in the world :3: never stop

[CagedTurkey]

Do want

[JamesAvestruz]

god this looks fantastic, i've always wanted to do something like this about an internet personality, can't wait for release

[MarthTrinity]

I'll buy like eight copies of this if it gets a DVD release.

[shackafaggot]

I just read about him for a while, does anyone know if he still believes all that stuff about reality being dictated by an intricate set of video game inspired rules and values and statistics and all that stuff about guardian spirits and not being able to say or write "people/person" and the irrational fears etc? This guy doesn't look like the guy I read about lol.

[TravisChristel]

I'm gonna watch it.

[eldukeo]

HI GAF

[StorablePrawn]

I interviewed Nick once, though I never did anything with it officially. It was somewhat incomplete; he seemed like he needed some time to open up. Hopefully I can talk with him again sometime.

[justletmelistthese]

I know it is sort impossible at the moment, but someone gotta make him do iPhone or Android games so he can at least support himself better.

[Zoasterboy]

I remember checking this guy's site out years ago, super rad.

[tcguy1212]

That last line was pretty poignant.

[Naxwell]

It took me a couple rewatches before I was convinced that this was real. The biggest obstacle to belief was the font. It just doesn't look like the sort that would be used for a real trailer. Maybe if it was a different color or if there was a gradient to it it would be better. I don't know, I'm no expert. I just know that it doesn't look right.

[tomfrankly]

@Naxwell it's a very modern look. it's reminiscent of memegenerator stuff. i think it works because the target audience is probably internet nerds.

[Naxwell]

@tomfrankly

I just had a brainwave! What if it had the rainbow font that is on the cover of The 10 Elemental Masters? I think that would really fit.

[knucklez2]

This better not make a mockery of Ulillillia. Or you shall pay. I swear to god you shall pay. Ulillillia is a special human being. This documentary shall seal your fate.

[OfficialTeslaGames]

Uli is an underappreciated gem of the internet, and from what I gather, he lives his life to his own personal maximum. The joy is that he's shared his life at his own pace. I get the feeling that this documentary and interference with him may spoil the Uli experience. Part of his charm is his lack of self moderation and his passion for his own world - If he becomes too cautious of himself because of all this exposure, it will change the guy for the worse. That said, he does deserve success.

[MisterOjeteMoreno]

@OfficialTeslaGames Get out of my head! That's exactly what I was going to say

[wiggy1988]

Isn't that first tune from the "Tiny Toons" game?

[Eros983]

you should rename this movie to "the cunt destroyer"

[Rabhadh]

uil you look great, lost alot of weight man. keep degreasng them pizzaz

[Rabhadh]

Can't wait for the game man, gonna rock so hard

[CommodoreKulor]

Do one on Chris-Chan afterwards.

[420bluntsmokerxXx]

This man is a god.

[iamtherobot]

yeah, don't hate on ulillillia. he's awesome and fascinating, and i've been a fan of his for almost a damned decade and glad there's a doc about him now.

[jommeez]

was anyone else reminded of gummo? can't wait to see this.

[franciscotoast]

Cool music

[ixidorsreality]

lol i noticed something he has all those titles son brother neighbor ect but NO FRIEND HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[LightSpike2010]

To be honest, I expected him to be... different. From what this trailer shows, he seems like your pretty normal everyday guy, he's even kinda handsome.

[HydroBlast56]

My wallet is ready.

[ToothpickMcBrainy]

HOLY FUCK AMAZING

[ColdArcana]

HOLY SHIT.

[Microwavish]

He got to live out a mud dream?!

[shackafaggot]

He's actually really attractive in a way, he'd be more so if he cleaned up a bit.

[StarlessL5]

Ulillillia>>>>>>>>>>>Citizen Kane

[lucciinthesky]

Dude I've talked about doing this for a long time. Just... tell me that this story is in good hands.

[blackmetalcowbell]

Can't wait for this

[tsutter]

i watn to fucking buy this right now

[michaelandscottie]

long live uli!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[jiforeman]

YES.

[kiiririnkinpah13]

Looking forward to this documentary more than the last Harry Potter film.

[mylegsasleep1934]

I'm looking forward to this film more than any other film being released in 2012 and i'm not exaggerating

[Casanuda]

Thanks for taking the time to visit our state Mr. Smith.

[YourTaciturnFriend]

Hey guys, 10% of the time I wake up with a yellow/greenish gelatinous substance in my pants. Will this documentary explain what it is?

[APHOTlC]

I was expecting him to be jumping from roof to roof, disappointed.

[3verythingWorks]

The film will eventually be given a wide release to the public in some form or other. Unfortunately at this point, we cannot say exactly when. @lovestotest

[zaccc]

@3verythingWorks But Iw ant it nooooow.

[kkzthen]

@serpentinexcubed Go to /v/ and post a picture of him and see what happens. People will always insult and dig and one-another. I can deal with it, can you?

[JewTubeUsername]

@kkzthen are you insinuating that /v/ doesn't love Nick? Even encyclopedia dramatica (sigh) urges trolls not to trample this budding flower. Usually only the new people blurt out LOL AUTISM and the like, not knowing that Ulillillia was followed by /v/ and possibly other boards for quite some time. Hating on Uli is like hating on puppies, or something, granted, some people do hate puppies, but usually, yeah....

He should let his prostate checked though, with that green gunk and all...

[foofiter9097]

@JewTubeUsername Its more then likely a Wet dream, as he only has that happen to him once in a long while, I don't think he even knows what a wet dream is, but I doubt that he thinks about women or men, more then likely (and I will not try to guess what he dreams about) it had something to do entirely with whatever it is he likes best, so my guess is probably video games or PM I don't know. And yeah, nobody Bullies Uli, NOBODY!!!!

[JewTubeUsername]

@foofiter9097 Oh, yeah, I figure as much, it's just he described the color as a rather worrying green, and green usually equals bacteria (hence snot during a bad bad cold can have a greenish hue), so he should get his prostate checked, lol. I'm 99.9% sure that he wouldn't want any trouble with that, from any untreated infection.

About the movie, I don't think they bully him, I'm really more afraid of hyping him too high and having him crash..or ripped apart by the sensationalists.

[foofiter9097]

@JewTubeUsername Ah, that makes sense, so yeah he should get his prostate checked, but I don't know if he knew it was a wet dream.

I just hope they don't bully him, I am sure they don't anyway, but never can be to sure. I don't thinnk he will be ripped apart by sensationalists, besides Nick can handle himself I think, if he couldn't then he wouldn't have a livestream lol.

[sacrisesma]

@foofiter9097 If you go to his website he has a very detailed dream journal that goes back several years, so you can actually know exactly what he dreams about.

[kkzthen]

You're awesome man. Looking forward to seeing your game on Steam. I hope your following keeps growing. I know I probably don't need to say this but I hope you shrug off the criticism and mockery.

[serpentinexcubed]

Don't edit the video to make fun of him.. he has genuine fans out here and we will fucking call your bullshit and make sure everyone knows the names of the people who dishonestly make bullying documentaries.

[3verythingWorks]

@serpentinexcubed Was this comment aimed at us? Because the last thing we would ever do is bully Nick. He's our friend and obviously we couldn't have made this without him.

[serpentinexcubed]

@3verythingWorks Okay good I was just making sure I am glad your his friend. Because I really want to see a documentary about his life because I think he is a great man. I am excited to see the dvd... sorry I was a bit assuming I Hope you can forgive me because I really am excited to see this.

[Shugo489]

@3verythingWorks Do you think you'll visit your friend again? He's stated a few times that he has no nearby friends.

[3verythingWorks]

@Shugo489 If the movie gets enough exposure and into some of the larger film festivals, we plan on taking Nick on tour with us so he can experience some new sights and sounds. He loves travelling; he just rarely gets the chance.

[OfficialTeslaGames]

@3verythingWorks Cutting to the chase, how much money will you make for selling Ulillillia's soul?

[3verythingWorks]

@OfficialTeslaGames As far as we know, Uli's soul is still 100% intact and continuing to flourish with a special kind of mystery. He's a very strong person; probably much stronger than you would ever give him credit for without meeting him personally.

[ToothpickMcBrainy]

@3verythingWorks Yay! I hope that happens.

[LatestUFOSightings]

@3verythingWorks That might be complicated with all those fobias he has.

[foofiter9097]

@3verythingWorks Why does your website (everythingworks . com) have nothing on it? At least it didn't when I checked last time, just thought I should ask...

[3verythingWorks]

@foofiter9097 Watch the trailer and read the url at the end of the video. Are you sure you're typing in the correct address?

[foofiter9097]

@3verythingWorks I can try it again (I had to space that thing there because if I don't then the comment can't be put down here...) but I tried it like 1 week ago and it didn't work..

[3verythingWorks]

@foofiter9097 everythingworks.ca NOT .com

[foofiter9097]

@3verythingWorks ok, but what I am trying to say is that every time I click projects and such it stays on the homepage it seems, either that or you just aren't started getting it up yet?

[3verythingWorks]

@foofiter9097 What browser are you using? It's fully functional in both Firefox and Safari I know but I haven't fully tested it in Chrome, IE, or Opera.

[foofiter9097]

@3verythingWorks I will just use other browsers and update my flash player then, because I am using Firefox, you would like a screen shot of what I am seeing?

[foofiter9097]

@foofiter9097 *would you like

[serpentinexcubed]

fuck yeah thanks for puttingthis out!!!

[0perat0r]

I really hope this turns into a legitimately great documentary.

[Ravngard]

CBoyardee commented #wow #whoa

[FullOnyxProductions]

I FINALLY GOT TO SEE YOU!!!!

[televisionlighter]

THIS GUY FUCKING RULES

[zaccc]

LETS BUY HIM A VACATION. GUYS