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  • and thus, the fuck you rating was born

  • lol Damn, y'all went to town on that shitty movie.

  • I liked it....

  • I did laugh at the movie but it was a pretty stupid movie. I really had my way I'd get my money back.

  • Nie znają się ludzie. śmieszny film :D

  • F U korey! I was 13 once and i found it funny back then. doesnt mean im an asshole, means i was a kid that liked stupid shit

  • I miss Carlyle...Korey Carlyle and Co-Host are my favorites. I like all the guys, but those three have the most unqiue personalities.

  • Fuck this SHIT!!!!

  • Good old Texas ass beating!!! I love your thinking Carlyle.

  • Could be THE worst Hollywood movie ever made.

  • @Curseco still think that title goes to SOUL PLANE

  • i was high when i saw this and it was hilarious. I was really, really high xD some parts made me angry they were so stupid but other parts had me in tears cuz i was laughing so hard. I didn't see anybody walk out of the movie theatre tho. Almost everyone in the theatre was laughing most of the movie. Cmon, it wasn't that bad its just really stupid and it wasn't meant to be taken seriously.

  • After seeing this review I rented the dvd just to see how awful it was....I stopped 20 minutes in...yup

  • Is Spill.com based in Texas?

  • @Dexter956 yup Austin, Tx

  • theonly thing i can even remember laughing at was the san andreas scene.

    WHY?

    cause how fucking small i was and since scott pilgrim wasn't out to save me i was desperate for VG references

  • Only one scene made me laugh in this movie and that was the dance-off scene.

  • My dad thought it was funny. -_-''

  • @TheSnowyice your dad is a asshole

  • @TheSnowyice You dad must have a very sensitive funny bone. XD I know I do. XB

  • @TheSnowyice fail

  • "I maybe retarded, but don't insult my intelligence" Wise words from Spill.com.

  • Robo and martins comment are funnier than the movie

  • I thought there was a rating below Some 'Ol Bullshit... I'm thinking it's Fuck You but maybe FU is before Some 'Ol Bull... or am I wrong entirely? :S

  • @nddlj Fuck you is the rating below some 'ol bullshit but it really doesnt become a regularly used rating until the Vampires suck review :)

  • @xMsNefertririx Alright thanks for clearing that up.

    I was on the Spill site and I remember 'Fuck You' not being one of the rating options to narrow down searches.

  • @xMsNefertririx actually it started at disaster movie

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  • 2:07 what a shit reference (all they did was move a car door and put a shit plastic costume on)

  • Should've Given It A Fuck You!

  • i liked it..... :/

  • The Wayne Bro's need to comeback... shit just getting ridiculous and instead of some ol bullshit, how about ( gonna sound a bit gay at first so no homo) a big... fat...... golden FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • You know what the sad thing is? These people helped write Scary Movie, which was actually funny. However, they cannot write a good script by themselves.

  • @BlackSkullRacer613 Yeah, however the Scary Movie franchise now sucks, ever since the Wayans family left it got worse and worse and I have little doubt that Scary Movie 5 next year will be the worst one yet.

  • now i just saw this movie on t.v. know i know what is worst than Rebbac Black's Friday, voice and all her songs this some o'l bullshit x 3

  • I was thirteen when I saw this, and I hated it.

  • "Where else in Austin can you get fucked for an hour and a half for eight dollars and fifty cents, that's a bargain?" Best sentence review ever!

  • i may be retarded but don't insult my intelligence... LOL

  • even holocaust is funnier

  • Guys its a comedy its totally not supposed to be taken all that seriously.

  • If a 10 year old could make a movie it would be meet the spartans

  • how dose this shit make it to the big screen

  • @gamersixteen Pepole keep seeing these movies.

  • the only thing that made me even smirk during this film was that one guys name. Traitoro

  • The only retard I know that likes this movie & anything Friedberg & Seltzer have made it my little brother, but then again, he likes any shit done by Michael Bay as well, & yet he talked shit on The Princess & the Frog, when he hasn't seen it. & he says he doesn't have to see it to know it's shit.

  • This movie is scrotumfingerflicking bad.

    And a tip: Never see a movie that has the subject of the film followed by "movie". Only the first three scary movies were funny and watching em now when I'm like 22, they're not realy that great anymore but still alot of a hell better than this sack of ....

  • I agree with spill, but for me, I give it a Fuck You! Jesus this movie was fucking terrible!

  • Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer are STUPID EXCUSES OF DIRECTORS! Meet The Spartans was Absolutely HORRIBLE! The Only Movie They Made Which Was Funny Was Vampires Suck! CAUSE I HATE TWILIGHT!

  • @Mr1990Noah It's about as funny as clown rape

  • @kinzeUK tht actually sounds funny lol

  • @Mr1990Noah ;)

  • I thought up until today that "Meet The Spartans" was the most horrifically unfunny thing I'd ever seen. Then I tried watching "Disaster Movie". The filmic equivalent of being skull-fucked by a steroid treated baboon. My God. :(

  • @kinzeUK You never responded to my comment that I made on your video. In fact, you deleted the whole video right after I made the comment.

  • @Jvizzlezz I thought that video had been deleted clearly I didn't check. And my response to your comments is, fair play can't argue with that it is your opinion after all and we are of course all entitled to 'em :)

  • @kinzeUK We are all entitled to our opinions, yes. At least you understand that; because Fury of the Film Fan definitely doesn't. He could've wrote something like "In my opinion, your opinion is wrong". Or better yet, he could've just said "IN MY OPINION" in his review in the first place! Meet the Spartans is one of the worst spoofs I've ever seen, but that's what makes it funny to me. That's what makes all spoofs funny: They're just so damn stupid! They're actually intended to be horrid.

  • @kinzeUK You see, I absolutely love Leslie Nielson-style comedy's. Most reviewers have tastes in comedy that I don't like, but I don't go and insult them; I just go and insert my own opinions. The problem with them is that they insult the movies that I like, and it's kind of like insulting ME personally, which makes me Å/\/g®¥, and then I often make bad comments about their reviews because I get idea that they think I'm a fat, retarded idiot for liking movies like this. I find it ignorant.

  • @Jvizzlezz Probably one of the most well thought out responses I've seen on here I respect that. My review for want of a better word was really me letting off comedic steam. Although I still stand by my overall view that for ME at any rate, it was an endurance test not a film lol :) *actually "Buried" as I said in my review is too but for a wholeeeeeeeeeeeee different reason gahhhh!

  • @kinzeUK And I respect your opinions on not liking the movie. You don't enjoy satire, but you enjoy other types of movies. I've never seen, or even heard of Buried, but it sounds like a horror movie. Was it good?

  • @Jvizzlezz Au contraire, I LOVE satire :) I'm British and we are about as satirical as they come. And as for "Buried" it is a great film. Ryan Reynold's best yet by far certainly acting wise. Just be wary if your the least bit claustrophobic. That's all I'm saying ;)

  • @kinzeUK Oh, and by the way... as much as I like satire; I have to say that Disaster movie is the worst movie ever made, hands down. The only slapstick movie ever made that didn't make me laugh ONCE through the whole movie; infact, I almost cried during it because it was so bad.

  • Geymar7979 if u like this movie and you're older then ten u r retarded and i.have no problem saying that

  • this movie is awesome and i am 20 and not retarded!

  • @geymer7979 Then you have serious issues to work out.

  • @MNSportsJunkie101 i really dont

  • Spill.com r funny themselves. However I think the don't cut much slack for some of the funny movies out there.

  • This is one of the worst movies of all time. Not only did it insult 300, a movie i own on Blu-Ray, but it insulted my intelligent.

  • @ScreamingMetal4 Absolutely! It may have offended my intelligence but I've dealt with that before. The thing is that I love 300 and having a parody of the movie would be a great thing. But this totally ruined the potential of having a clever parody. If only Mel Brooks could make movies like he did in the 70s or have Edgar Wright do this.

  • When I saw it I saw the same thing at 2:50

  • Airplane and Scary Movie. Those movies were funny, because they just had one plot and made fun of the genres it was parodying. Seltzerberg films have too many plots and overuse so many cultural references and don't even try to put humor in their films. FUCK SELTZERBERG!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Damn spill.com if you didn't like the movie then just say so you don't have to overreact and make an ENTIRE video explaining (way to much) why you freaking hated it. Its just a movie ok, calm down.

  • @LITTLEguitarist96 It's a review. You need to calm down.

  • @AwsomeDudeReviews, I am calm I just think that these guys are too harsh with movies just they don't like.

  • @LITTLEguitarist96 That's what a review is. If they don't like a movie, they complain.

  • @AwsomeDudeReviews, yeah a little too much.

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  • Some 'ol bullshit!

  • Im 13 and I fucking hate this bullshit!

  • The only reason people bought tickets for this is so they could sneak into see Rambo.

  • My cousin gave me this movie on DVD for my birthday.

    WORST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER!!!

  • @Barrymit Unlucky :P

  • 2:28 - 2:32 --- ROFL!!!

  • I have SEEN this and I did not laugh....AT ALL do your self a favor DO NOT see this besides it was 30 minutes of plot and a hour of credits which were made up.

  • I don't care wot anybody says

    I absolutely love this movie :)

  • Remember when we had GOOD spoofs like Airplane! and the Naked Gun?

    Then in 2000 we saw the very last good spoof ever with Scary Movie! Cos then after that,all we got was some shitty Scary Movie sequels,the Friedberg/Seltzer...moving images on a screen (I can't call them movies),Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday The 13th (urgh,the title itself makes me feel retarted) and Stan Helsing.

    The genre is now dying mainly cos of the sad death of Leslie Nielsen last year.

    RIP Leslie Nielsen!

  • Friedberg and Seltzer are so offensive that they're next movie's probably gonna be making fun of 9/11 and if they do I WILL buy a fucking rocket and shoot them to the moon!

    Thumbs up if you'll help!

  • Usually a bad comedy has at least one or two good laughs.

    This movie has none.

  • that bleeps are annoying

  • fuck u i liked it

  • @MrJboy205 The fact that you misspelled 3 words in a 5 word sentence and forgot a period only confirms the thought that only the very low brow enjoy this movie.

  • @Roflcopter4b fuck u I liked it. HA!

  • @MrJboy205 A distinct improvement, however there are still 3 words spelled wrong within a 6 word span.

  • @Roflcopter4b ...........HOW :P

  • @MrJboy205 "Fuck", being at the start of a sentence should be capitalized. "u" is not a word at all. And in all technicality the 'a' in "HA" should not be capitalized.

  • @Roflcopter4b u smart jackass. stop bringing normal people with your smartness. if u noticed i complemented u twice.

  • @Roflcopter4b "fuck" not being capitalized isn't a spelling error; it's a grammatical error. I have 149 IQ, and I liked the movie. Don't be so judgemental to the intelligence of viewers that enjoy these types of movies.

  • @MrJboy205 "You're an asshole" - spill.com :)

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  • this was one of the worst movies i've seen, this was so bad that they're jokes were so bad, it felt like a 30 min movie than a 83 min movie it was that bad

  • this movie is f***ing retarded

  • Now I may be retarded but don't insult my intelligence.

  • this is bullsh*t!!! this is bullsh*t!!! this is bullsh*t!!! LOL!!!

  • i sure as hell didnt come out of 300 making gay jokes. that movie was the shit. this movie however, was shit period, like literally, i took a dump that entertained me more

  • The only good things about Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer's movies is the funny Spill.com reviews that come out of it

  • @RenGader A-FRIGGING-MEN - Spill.com peeps PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do some more rants on shit films and bring back Carlyle if he's not there anymore - and for the record, Co-host 3000 is the shit!

  • @RenGader

    That and Scary Movie.

  • You think this made Korey angry? Take a look a his review for Disaster Movie.

  • i bet when the directers announce a 2012 spoof, god will come and rip this world into to 2 to save us the horror of having to go watch this movie

  • This is bullshit, bullshit, BULLSHIT!!

  • if your 13 and you like this your an asshole- mega lolz

  • LOL i remember how bad THIS movie was NOW. Scary Movie was clever, but these 2 directors cant parody anything well for Sh*t.

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  • ah come on! if this was done by Micheal Bay with a shit load of pointless cgi then people would love it and you would get attacked for not liking it!

  • @henkman00 you kidding, who would attack you for not liking michael bay? him and all his movies are fucking terrible. even the spill crew think so.

  • @tacoshitter

    after the first bayformers movie many people (like myself and others) would be called this and that for not liking that piece of garbage. most people that liked that movie had the agument that you sould just turn of your brain with that (or any Bay) movie. to me that means the movie is crap and the only way to injoy them is to shut up and watch, yet people with that view point would still call this a bad movie? why? just turn of your brain again, thats what i mean.

  • @henkman00 theres a difference, not even the transformers movies are nearly as bad meet the spartans. transformers is simply not a good movie, while this one is fucking pathetic.

  • @tacoshitter

    if people can turn of their brains for a stupid movie like Bayformers, then they can do that for any movie. including this one.

  • @henkman00 turning off your brain is not enough, you must not have a brain at all and have an IQ of 70 to even remotely like this movie

  • omg this shit sucks worst then dragonball evolution

  • I liked the movie

  • Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer... I want their heads on my desk. TOMORROW!

  • I watched this movie today, It's not bad but they should of made it longer.

  • You know what! I liked Date movie. When in first came out it was new, never done before...STUPID...but random. I like that type of comedy! HOWEVER....When I walked out of the dollar theater I said "GOD FORBID THEY MAKE SEQUELS TO THIS CRAP!" and the next thing I know Epic movie and this shit came out. So my point is.... "I AM SO SORRY THAT I JINKS THIS FOR YALL! I DIDN'T KNOW IT COULD GO THIS FAR!'

  • im 13 and i hate this movie

  • I didn't watch this movie because I'm smart enough to know that anything that comes from the assholes of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer is lower than shit. But this is maybe the funniest spill review ever and also my favorite.

  • I HATE THIS MOVIE SO MUCH! IT'S WORSE THAN TRANSFORMERS 2 REVENGE OF THE FALLEN!

  • @PKMN37 fuck u

  • this movie is fuckin terrible

  • "I may be retarded but don't insult my intelligence" LULZORZ

  • I havn't seen this movie but it looks better than Disater and the scary movies-not the 4th one

  • Disaster Movie Is Better.

  • i asked give me my money back to the manager i told him i just spent almost 2 hours of my live watching the worst film in history then i saw disaster movie :( then i got even more pissed

  • Worst movie ever

  • @DylanTM1996 Clearly you've never seen Vampires Suck. That was worse than this. MTS was awful, but Vampires Suck...they spent the whole time telling rubbish jokes, then breaking up the action to explain why they were supposed to be funny. A good joke does not need to be explained.

  • @NobleM15fan I agree i never want to see vampires suck....EVER

  • @DylanTM1996 I walked out after about 20 minutes. I'm told it's better than Disaster Movie, but that's not much of a benchmark.

  • @NobleM15fan LOL true

  • Ok im 16 and was 14 when this came out and i loved this movie but only because of the jokes. Its FUNNY if you first see it and talk about with friends. But afterwards the movie sucks. A lot of the jokes didn't make sense, the transitions were shitty, and some of the jokes felt empty and pointless. Bottom line this movie is funny once and with friends and shit afterwards. Also most audiences rate this 8/10 me i say....2.5 /10

  • i kinda like these movies just for the fact that the spill has the funniest reviews of them

  • wow 167 people want aaron sel0zer and jason frieberg to die, so lets hoper shall we

  • "i might be retarded but dont insult my intelligence" -spill.com

  • @555MARCUS666 "I don't know how to punctuate correctly, but my comment will be amongst the highest just for attempting a formal quote".

  • Just the scenes that ive seen from this movie, made me feel like i lowered my intelligence, it made me feel like the directors/writers slapped me in the face, and pointed a gun at my face and said "HA HA got you!!! get it, we are joking? do you get the reference we did???"

  • @mhaze210 Indeed

  • "meet the spartans" gave me cancer.. :(

  • Only idiots who don't have good taste in comedy & are no smarter than a potato will enjoy this shit.

  • I'm surprised that this actually insulted the mentally retarded.

  • If these movies are so bad, why do they keep making these movies?

  • @AbuBishir Because they sell.

  • @AbuBishir Mostly because they made a ton of money

  • this movie review was uploaded on my birthday lol!

    nice review btw

  • If i ever see these 2, I am going to ram the DVD's of their movies down their throats and say "Spill.com says hi!"

  • i have to give this review better than sex!

  • lol, wow, these guys just dont like comedies, lol, me nd like 50 of my friends found it funny

  • @11033066099

    For retards it is.

    For intelligent people, not at all.

  • lol right away "F*** this movie man, i can't take this!" lol

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  • omg one of my fav reviews, they said exactly wht i would say

  • This movie was really bad, I laughed once. And you know, I liked Epic and Disaster movie, there is no reason I shouldn't have liked this movie.

  • if people listen to corey and send those 2 to the moon, itll just b hell cus those 2 directors will just make a movie out of it

  • fuck Jason freeburg and his but buddy these type of movies are so not fucking funny you feel your brain melting when you watch them. Look at the picture you've got of these guys they even look like assholes. These movies might actually be funny if they stopped to be serious and not have a stupid joke every ten seconds.

  • Why the fuck would Kevin Sorbo do this piece of shit!!!!

    He was the star of Andromeda and Hercules for christ sake!!!!!!

  • @DXslilgangsta I dont know man, I dont know. that check must have been huge.

  • this is how I felt about all the twilight movies, this is how they needed to reveiw those.

  • im 14 i like this film get fucking get over it

  • @JediMasterCurt

    lol.

  • @JediMasterCurt

    lol.

  • @JediMasterCurt

    Then you're an asshole.

  • @JediMasterCurt Congratulations, your leading the downfall of film as an art. Why don't you go burn some books while your at it.

  • @Shadowwolf343de4 couldn't agree more! Proving that the generations keep getting dumber as they go. I hope I'm wrong and Jedimaster is just as Corey said it an asshole.