A Day in the Life of a Female Comedian

[photondance]

Hi Amy! I love you. What's your address, and which window is your bedroom? Just curious. :)

[lolofdoom]

maria bamford best!

[aloogie]

thids is impossible...they don't have a stove in front of them

[HomeRemodle]

female canadians are not funny.

[ScienceFindsGod]

It's better than being a productive citizen.

[nge1301]

@strangeEMOchild I'm not a fuck D:

[Gamewhoring]

Amy schumer look like a fat chipmunk. Yuk. No thx, no thx.

[crispychickeninferno]

I thought it was quite funny :P

[DANI476]

im switching to colllege humor

[SnoopysOtherBird]

@DANI476 Already did... 

[uxb67]

Did ya ever notice that women aren't funny.

[igotacos64]

Female comedian, thats an oxymoron.

[AssassinTheHasson]

@igotacos64 Most female comedians are just plain morons, though

[PixelDansIronFist]

That's all well and good but where's the lesbianism!

[SuperSoccerpro5]

Not the best...

[stuch11]

Wait so they know they arent funny, no wonder their daddys dont love them.

[SteveRivendale]

How do I get back the 3:04 I wasted?

[AppleCore2d]

die



[xTrettx]

titties



[mrfuzzer1]

..............................­... Enough said.

[itspetebruv]

i think i may die if thats the only other option

[BloodSlave2None]

Don't you men eat anything besides "sammiches"........can't we women make you something else more challenging. It's boring in this fucking kitchen!!!!!

[Sven2Perroy]

its funny if you're high tho

[itspetebruv]

@Sven2Perroy they should call the channel that

[Rhymists]

hahaha this rules

[MackkMama]

This is just sexist. I'm really disappointed with FunnyorDie

[sweexzee]

wtf? who let them out of the kitchen?

[SaturdayWinter]

Wait...why are these women out of the kitchen? Seriously where the fucks my sammmich god bitches be trippin.

[EverybodyStalfos]

haha I love Amy. Fuck you guys, I think this is funny. I really should call my dad to make sure he still doesn't love me too. rofl

[superdooperdragon]

who else whispers 'exclusive'

[ieatlotsoffruit]

Don Cheadle

[operachild]

I want my 3:05 back!!!

[WackyFunkMunster]

Amy Schumer isnt only hot, shes actually a funny gal.

[TheSJkid]

STAINERRR!!!

[johnstall5350]

@TheSJkid YESS!! i was literally about to write the same thing.

[Cassoday54]

I disliked this video because I don't like Amy Shumer

[MissBlueJuly]

@pandasweater kathy griffin, ellen, and whoopie , so be quiet, thanks:)

[pinkfloydrule27]

Not funny. And it's hilarious to me that the entire sketch is blatantly sexist but they still censored the word Pussy. Talk about fucking retarded.

[lboughto001]

Maybe Funny and Die should put themselves in this skit because whoever wrote it is not funny either.

[mellegasalsexo]

I understood your explaination and still I don't like it... fuc,kin' stupid american comedy

[eight18]

@mellegasalsexo i know you bitish are just naturally funny and funny looking

[OldManGoldie]

So funny! Thanx!

[spiceboy95]

TJ MILLER!!!

[ha396546]

hey wanna hear a funny joke...

Why did the female comedian get booooo'd off the stage????

Answer: BECAUSE SHE WASN'T IN THE KITCHEN!!!!! LMFAO

[jamesjones1996]

What's up with black folks, they like chicken, LMAO & I like White Women

[pcigroot]

why is everyone hating? i though this was hilarious

[demsche]

DIE....im sorry but DIE

[Skyfinity]

The only really good part of this video is when they play "Walkabout" by Atlas Sound. However, even then I felt depressed that such a good song found it's way into such a bad video.

[MsSuperWonderGirl]

was this supposed to be funny?

[drfizwuz997]

oh i though it says female candians

[Williamf1337]

So it turns out I actually hate this channel.

[HalloweenR5]

@nge1301 wow you got the complete opposite. they're referring to the fact that people THINK that female comics aren't funny

[nge1301]

@HalloweenR5 I know, that's pretty much what I meant to say. I like some female comedians.

Did you see Amy Schumer at the roast of Charlie Sheen? She was one of the best there.

[simpsonsfan234]

@nge1301 thanks faggot

[TelevisedChaos]

@nge1301 But the fact that it's not funny, makes it unfunny anyway. :)

[pundar]

@nge1301 women aren't funny and this isn't funny because it was written by women!

[videogamenostalgia]

@nge1301 A horrifically unfunny sketch is still a horrifically unfunny sketch at the end of the day, whether it was intended to be unfunny or not. It being intentionally shit is no excuse...

[rafaelguti86]

@nge1301 Most people understood the joke... they just thought it was unfunny.

[jerkthezerk]

@nge1301 Allow me to explain to you, that not everyone will like what you enjoy, regardless if one "gets it" or not. Also, this is in no way funny. Not in a literal, ironic, or satirical way.

I hope you understand the world a little better now. ;)

[wamukota]

@nge1301 I get it, but it's still not funny.

[walkertexasranger33]

@wamukota which is what he said derp

[Gatsby999888]

@nge1301 It's actually about making fun of people's REACTIONS to female comedians, you nitwit. It's called a parody.

[johhny3rubs]

@nge1301 the bigger joke is that chciks aren't as funny as guys...plain and simple. Carlin, Hicks, Stanhope, CK....name a single female comedian that is even in the same hemisphere as these guys

[bishop51807]

@nge1301 Ohhh....... I get it (sarcastic hahaha) now tell the one that dosen't suck!!

[bishop51807]

@nge1301 I allready got that joke after the first minute, its just not funny! Do you understand they are just not dam funny. This joke is so dry its like a fat kid licking the botom of a sand box.

[MissBlueJuly]

@Jaegermaster1337 yea its pretty sexist

[chrisgsauce]

I just can't stand Amy Schumer after her atrocious performance on the roast of charlie sheen. so unfunny..!

[innesd00d]

@chrisgsauce was she the one that made the bam magera "joke"?

[chrisgsauce]

@innesd00d it was ryan dunn, but yeah!

[MissBlueJuly]

@Laxzeke sexist.........

[Jaegermaster1337]

@MissBlueJuly its not sexist if its true

[pandasweater]

@MissBlueJuly Name a funny female comedian off the top of your head. Wait, you can't.

[leopert22]

This could be funny if they were in the kitchen.

[sdraulitolito44]

DIE!!!

[SamSaluriaCox]

If this is the day in the life of a female comedian then I can see why there's more male comedians in showbiz.

[SeeGabeGo]

i never heard a joke about a dead person that was actually to soon to be funny. until i saw that amy chick on charlie sheen's roast make fun of ryan dunn. now that was awkward. what a bitch.

[TheEarlMatthews]

@SeeGabeGo Hate that bitch

[TheEarlMatthews]

@SeeGabeGo Hate that bitch

[masterofthebooks]

Die...just die....

[sepdx08]

remember kids recycle... or i'll turn you into a fucking tree.

[vladroman01]

666 dislikes The Devil!!!!!!

[sharinganMRDBZ]

I find it funny that people really don't find female comedians funny and 666 people agree!!!

[DEEninetysix]

amy schumer?

[1Mastermind1990]

don't racist jokes just sting when no one laughs or are forced to laugh? its that awkward moment when you realized that you should have went with that other joke you worked on before the show... where is sarah silverman when you need her!lol

[1Mastermind1990]

don't racist jokes just sting when no one laughs or are forced to laugh? its that awkward moment when you realized that you should have went with that other joke you worked on before the show... where is sarah silverman when you need her!lol

[angstyDarko]

it's maria f'ing bamford ya'll!

[chewldog77]

this might have been somewhat bearable to watch if they were actually hot chicks..

[connorolson17]

women comedians arent funny, just look at sarah silverman

[dalton696]

Mehh

[MadDogProductions141]

@mczee2958 I'm sorry but aren't you being sexist by generally accusing males for this? I don't like this video any more than you do, I found it very over all... Well, retarded. But it isn't because it's making fun of women. Comedy truly has no boundaries. If it's funny than I shouldn't have to care whether it's directed at men or women. If something's funny than it's funny. Offensiveness has nothing to do with it.

[evergreach2346]

Women are capable of being funny. But the ones that are rarely end up doing comedy.

[Punkette151617]

Did you know, being funny has been proven to be linked to how much testosterone you have. True fact look it up. reason why most men are funnier than women.

[mczee2958]

People oh no sorry MEN who are saying women aren't funny are fucking idiots just because this video isn't funny doesn't mean women aren't funny. Put your dick down and use your brain for a second

[1Mastermind1990]

@mczee2958 lol, because we all think with our dicks and perform with them like antenna

[cagedraven130]

Die.

[rhynokav]

I get it, it's not funny, cause neither are women

[tyrannoboy123]

female canadians?

[bbcasting]

This was so fucking bad that it actually made me angry. Thanks.

[bbcasting]

This was so fucking bad that it actually made me angry. Thanks.

[GrishaP101]

I concur. DIE

[luisdez81]

Who the hell are these people?

[delyaa]

die

[mrmivpushkin]

die

[MegaWiggy123]

moral of this video is that girls suck at being comedains. they only way they entertain people is either in the kitchen or striping for us lads. although girls are still fun to be with cuz they can be crazy at times and is rather funny but when they TRY to be funny they basiclly fail because lets face it, we are only interested in thier tits and ass so if they aint gona strip or even show nipple..its "booo get off the stage".

[kakuichi]

wow & I thought that I hate bitches! THis was actually funny & it's no surprise that amy scheumer or however you spell jew was the standout slash of this video! I was hoping that it would've sucked, but I was let down! Better luck sucking off next time!

[jamesv87]

die

[xjustin523x]

die

[SooGnarProdutions]

die



[MKroX2202]

die

[tadshackles]

If it wasn't for Maria Bamford this would have been all bad.

It's not that all female comics are bad... It's just that almost all of them are.

[Burninator44]

605 people are female comedians. 

[lokedu]

Good job. But I felt that there was something missing that could have made this act a complete act. Nevertheless it was a good act. Everyone loves Comedy but it is very difficult to perform comedy acts. Cheers!!!!

[MCMQSmith]

This was awesome, I love Amy and Maria. Nice to see Kirk Fox too

[clydesmith]

Not funny

[davesecx]

Maria Bamford is awesome.

[lostsparrow131986]

I didn't see anything about sandwich making in there

[lulions28]

fuck that amy bitch for shitting on ryan dunn. and going to hard on tyson. he shoulda ate her

[Cenobite3]

Here is a subject that could be really, really funny but was spoiled by mediocrity.

[vega92]

all i see is tits

[SneekySnakeOO]

theres four very dirty kitchens.....



[funincluded]

Women typically only make jokes about menstruation. Great.

[therealmomogarrison]

I wish some of these girls were funny... I aspire to be a comedian and I'm a girl but like, hollly fuck that was not funny.

[Bribricow]

fuck amy

[guynamedoliver]

die

[superfly299]

Maria Bamford was funny. I always thought she would make a better actress than stand-up comedian. She could have dominated SNL after Tina and Amy left.

[jozworth]

funny or DIE!

[jdbdakdak]

Perfect because its not funny, just like female comedians.

[EM1LL1E]

Maria Bamford is too good for this.

[candygirl0406]

Apparently this satire went over most people's heads...

[crockhunter006]

Who doesn't like fried chicken! lol



[rolly371]

this was pretty lame ..

[guitarists14]

WAIT!!! I LOVE CHICKEN AND IM WHTE!!! DOES THIS MAKE ME BLACK ACCORDING TO THAT DUMB BITCH????

[233purdy]

That looks more like hot coco then coffe

[BrockL191]

Hmmm...funny?  More like DIEEEEE!

[mihailo343]

second top comment is blac dude 100 % !

[johnstonl01]

i was expecting more, damn you Amy Shumer !!

[BruteForceFilms]

women arent funny

[anthcybo]

You know what's funny? not women comedians 

[ErickDamon]

This wasn't funny at all. But then I wonder. Is that the joke? Nah.

[MessingWithMatches]

Okay yes this was awful but I didn't laugh at some bits x-x;

[cowedbywisdom]

I don't wanna sound like a sexist asshole but god damn none of these female comedians are funny at all.

[WilcoMaree]

funny or die? hmmm... DIE!

[rocky04raccoon]

Amy sucks. Womp womp

[JayWeishaupt]

This is why people say female comedians aren't funny. Seriously.

[PurlyGold]

That was really funny.. 20 years ago

[jjtheslayer69]

girls arnt good at anything

we do averything better than yall

[jjtheslayer69]

the first chick is a bitch from hell

i hate her and hope she dies

[12Edix21]

Just show your boobs and laugh.

[Laxzeke1]

It's funny because female comedians aren't funny...

[xFancyGirlx]

@Laxzeke1 sexist

[felloffthebus]

If there isn't a between two ferns soon or something that at least makes me laugh soon, I'm gonna unsubscribe and check for it later manually.

[DoIActLikeAGangsta]

Thumbs Up If You Noticed That The Dry Cleaning She Handed The Dude Was A Dress.:)

[CaseyTheDoctor]

hey that guy who was being fed cookies knows my brother. you guys dont care, but i would like to know if you could ask him if he knows christopher edwards. can you prove you asked him? you know, if you even do,

[xiablaba79]

Wow. This sucks.

[karan2310]

I see that they're trying to be ironic, but it's still isn't funny

[karan2310]

I was ready to find respect for Amy Schumer after seeing her for the first time on the charlie sheen roast. Yeah it's gone

[SoulProvider88]

No such thing as a female comedian...

[GrantgJackson]

"Whats up with black people? They like chicken" I YOUR GONNA MAKE A RACIST JOKE , YOU BETTER MAKE THAT SHIT GOOD!

[ADDodger]

@GrantgJackson Why did all the jews die in the hollocaust?

[yoshimickster]

@GrantgJackson .....Do...do you really not get it? It's funny because it's NOT funny. Anti-humour, and what-not.

[NiCoLeY7567]

as a girl i hate this shit. this is the reason why men think we can't be as funny as them.

[bahamiangreek101]

@NiCoLeY7567- I agree totally.

[jessica501skaff]

@NiCoLeY7567 FOR REAL! Reading the comments is pissing me off! I need to stop. I didnt realize how sexist most men are and how stupid.

[cj19941222]

@GrantgJackson ...that was kind of the point.

[karadan100]

Men aren't as funny as women. It's genetic.

[cheseeh]

die

[NarCityEnt]

I's love me some Chicken LOL

[xHajimanx]

rascist

[smithyy1234]

wait is this supposed to be funny?

[kapillie]

shes hot but i hope she gets her ass kicked

[dicksonaaron]

wow...im black and eating chicken right now