'The Unintentional Criminal' by FirstnameFrank

[wearetheswifts]

Aye, the very one and the same. Likewise I am pleased that you are still mining a rich seam of creativity with your eccentric and idiosyncratic talent for songsmithing. Still watch the old Star27 vids on Youtube from time to time (usually after a rare visit to the pub - beer, a great lubricant for nostalgia) and it puts a smile on my face and makes me feel proud of what we achieved. Say hello to Russ, Tom, Helen and Rach from me should you see them. Hope all is well in Paris, I mean, Preston.

[myfirstnameisfrank]

I am guessing you are the one and only Benny Swift of Yorkshire? In which case his is a wonderful if unexpected treat and surprise. I am made up that you survived your own death and you live to type to this very day. Splendid.

[wearetheswifts]

I thought you'd be dead by now Frank but you're alive and looking quite well. Quelle surprise! Of course, I died back in 2007 in a National Express depot in Birmingham. Two guitars, one suit bag, one hold all and a sleeping bag. Alas, the sleeping bag was the last straw and I could take no more... Or was it the sour odour of the seven year old's vomit on the seat behind me recycling through the air con all the way from London? Who knows?!

By the way, nice ditties (ooh err missus!).