Intro to Wheezy Waiter

[cbnh239]

eating clones eating clones dont forget to eat the bones XD

[TheHatOfDestiny]

Sometimes I actually do sleep with my eyes open. One time my mum came in and she got seriously freaked out cause I was just lying there staring at the wall...yup.

[thelargefry]

I miss the old Apartment -sigh-

[OkalRelsDaughter]

I can't belive you only have 75,000 subs and this is only a year ago!!!! WOW you have gained alot of new subs in the last year!! GO CRAIG!! ^_^

[sallyrhiannon]

omg dooblydoo!!! i just figured it was the official word...doh

[GumiYummi]

@WooHoo507 nope wheezywaiter made up the term dooblydoo. John just started using it much like other youtubers.

Wheezy rocks!!!

[samtastic517]

Jeez Wheezy! look at all that HAIR!

[HarryPotterTrio91]

Your thumb is weird. 2:37

O.O

[WooHoo507]

I thought John invented dooblydoo

[ohujaly]

u are a genius!

[themredweirdoshow]

Seems like a nice enough guy, but nothing shockingly different going on here. Does he work as a waiter? He didn't mention that in this, his "intro" vid for newbies. And he doesn't even sound the least bit wheezy - seems to breathe just fine. Might as well call himself Barking Baker. (One that would neither bake nor bark, of course.) Oh, well - I guess it's cool if you 're looking for Robin Williams meets Tom Green - on lots of Valium.

[HaloRoxMySox47]

I love how everyone is just dumbfounded over the fact that Wheezy invented the term Doobly-doo.

[KuramaLover26]

I always thought MGM invented dooblydoo o:

[miniace7]

If feel so smart for knowing all of these things.... =)

Wait, you have a sky bank?!?!? <=O

[damyZERO]

1:56 epic

[cyberhero92]

So you invented dubilidoo, and not mysteryguitarman? :P

[noelsb1995]

You look....tan.

[shtayve]

I thought strawburry17 invented doobly do

[ginnyvideo]

@shtayve nope. she probably got it from him, or someone else who watches him, like the vlogbrothers or mysteryguitarman

[kak10053]

I LOVE ANGEL!!!!!!!! haha I was really young when it was first on so i discovered it like a year ago.

[Ultimaterocker102]

Is this the first video featuring clones?

[SamBaconn]

@Ultimaterocker102 no

[Ultimaterocker102]

@SamBaconn ok thanks

[HaloRoxMySox47]

@Ultimaterocker102 No, some of his very first videos had them.

[RainbowManner]

@Ultimaterocker102 no, definitely not.

[BenandJoelShow]

Awesome! Check out our Hilarious VIDEOS!! COMMENT AND SUBSCRIBE!!

[sportsstar1998]

as soon as he said facebook, i got a chat message on my facebook :)

[djaekemusic]

I think it'd be funny if in his very last video after all the censoring he left fuck uncensored right at the end, then never made a video again. But then again, he'll never stop making videos, so that's all very pointless. You couldn't tell, but I stopped and and paused and sobbed between "again" and "but." Heh...butt.

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink*

[HectorEliasOliver]

it was submitted may 13 , 2011

we are in january 30 , 2011

[alexjuuh1]

@HectorEliasOliver i think you mean may 13, 2010.. we forgive you.

[MrShoe321]

This is my favorite outro why did he change it

[FuzzCutieNerd]

Omg angle is awesom!!!!!!

[71stephbug]

ok crazy creepyness... so i watched your video and put my phone down and then text a friend. When I hit home your picture was my wallpaper.LPL WTH!

[SupaDrogs]

and the video still only nearly has 75,000. do the subscribers not watch the videos or something?

[Jinx9516]

@SupaDrogs Remember? He killed half of them :)

[SupaDrogs]

@Jinx9516 Ooooooh right xD

[DiehardMechWarrior]

You love "Angel" too?

HAVE MY FIRST-BORN. ALL OF THEM.

[LukeVader77]

YOU INVENTED DUBLIDO!

[Purplemonkeyonabike]

eatin clones, eatin clones don't forget to eat the bones

[hatguy24]

that DUHH :P was priceless

[IvarHuisman]

I was so picking my nose when you said you where hopped up on me, boogers boogers boogers i love boogers!

[IvarHuisman]

In earnest! DUUHHHHH :P LOOOOOOOL so funny =D!

[MichaelAnnandale1]

@Zafir168

I know... Everyone say doobly-doo now, it's really unoriginal. Craig, I demand that you make a different name for the information box. Maybe you should call it the information box.

[KyleHarrisProduction]

you dont make a video a day.

[DownWithTheHerman]

75,000 subs.... 70,000 views.... wtf?

[TaffTalk]

Is your family proud of your job.

[extrovertigo]

@TaffTalk questions generally require the use of a question mark in order to make coherent sense.

[AwesomeA1010]

2:07

hilarious

[PwninZombies]

Extra grocery shopping. I think kill. :)

[coreylambertvlog]

Kinda. Hilarious.

P.S. I thought you were a rapper.

[nirodast1]

oh you mean charlie mcdonnell didnt make up doobly doo? and cynthia doesnt like to use it, lol

[singstaryo]

@nirodast1 John Gree of Vlog Brothers also says "dooblydoo"

[guyamit531]

1:55 - Wheezy fart.

[TheFlareonFan]

0:54 - 1:01

Can't

Stop

Laughing XDXDXD

[AwkwardHomeschoolers]

I love your videos! Keep up hte good work :) So we're just starting out on YouTube and it would be awesome if you would check out our videos ^_^

[rdrums89]

GET DRUNNK.

[bboysaltillo]

hahah 0:13

[ccbrammeier]

How did he know I was doing other facebook stuff???

DUNDUNDUNNNNNN

¬.¬

[ThisIsKiki1]

Subscribing!!

[ChantelCR]

Lol. "Owie, my butt."

[claptonfan1000000]

I'm here, I'm multiangled, get used to it!

[42quantumleap]

YOU INVENTED DOOBLYDOO???

[Shadoweaver407]

@42quantumleap Yes, yes he did.

[BeveragesAfterNine]

@42quantumleap Yes, he did.

[TheTomWarp]

@42quantumleap Yes - . -

[SuperTortoisedude]

@42quantumleap yes

[BrotherDamascus]

Eatin' clones, eatin' clones, don't forget to eat the bones!

[ScarfTree]

not to many views on this one.....dwahhh! love it. Subscribe to me

[s3dooooooooooooooon]

0:11 LOL!

[RainInTheSunshine]

So you say you invented "dooblydoo" yet the vlog brothers have in one of their older videos "dooblydoo thing stolen by wheezywaiter"... Who is telling the truth?

[ehcmier]

@RainInTheSunshine Craig's got a video uploaded Sept. 25, 2009, where he says "dooblydoo", and John Green didn't say it until Oct. 11. Find a video from before Sept. 25, and we'll know the real originator. :)

Wheezy: watch?v=kdz7P9-T_40

VlogBros.: watch?v=M5oYZLJj7mo

[sophieOxOxOxOx]

@ehcmier Yeah but MysteryGuitarMan says it too :O When did he start??

[Chrisser000]

@ehcmier Actually, the first time he says it is in his video March 9th 2009: /watch?v=D5PptEYqQKs :) (1:36)

[ichigomihhi]

@ehcmier wheezy even said it before on sept 21: watch?v=9qoarxNS2ok

[OmfgItsHenu]

only 8 dislikes :)

[MegaDoomWaffle]

anyone else laugh their ass off when he said "dur" the first time?

[QarraxZoi]

because you have a clone machiene doesnt it clone whats on you... make more food for them so they can do morechores and the aligators get more taste

[Meg4fall]

love gag win

[WaffleJesus]

we love you wheezy and by we i mean just me

[SirMalrose]

I love Angle too :D

[Doinyourmumsmumsmum]

Play the Eminem song "Insane" from the begining of the video and start it once He starts singing. From 0:40 to 0:50 he looks like he's lip syncing it XD This isnt meant to offend My fav Youtuber but i just thought it was hilarous XD

[WillsKirjava]

Lol you like Angel. Buffy ftw. Heheh.

[theclashrock09]

Pause as soon as the video starts on 1:56 and tell me if Wheezy looks a little like Blunty3000, if you think so reply to this comment!

[Ryanzoid]

@theclashrock09 A little bit. But less grey.

[ParkerBlitz]

2:07

[shazukal]

I love how I'm one of the few subscribers who have been with you from before all of your inside jokes. (:

[missrawrzy]

O.o how did he knw i was going to go on facebook after the video ended

[Brendanofthecult]

I love you so much right now

I love Angel XD

[yobhsiFehT]

lol You had me at, "It's taking the world by light drizzle." :D

Niiiiiiiiiice.

[FliegendeHollaender]

where's punching your boss,free bagle friday and *EXPLOTION* wednesday????????

[ellokhai]

like this if you want wheezy to shave his beard :D

[PeachySweety]

SHAVE YOUR BEARDD! AND THEN LET IT GROW BACK! :D

[SoonToBeAwesome]

lol "... dyeugh!"

[Lightavion]

ah, so you're the one who created the term for that area. I've heard John and Hank Green say it a lot. Yes, I knew them before you. Don't feel sad.

[Mer1002]

I always thought that Dan Brown invented the term dooblydoo until I heard you use it. haha I love it when you're sarcastic <3

[verack22]

Did YOU invented "dooblidoo"!!??!!

I thought it was Dan Brown... =O

[SarahIsAlwaysRight]

@verack22 AHHHH I THOUGHT IT WAS JOHN GREEN!!!!! crazysauce.

[SyreenInSapphire]

I love how all the featured videos on Wheezy are about wigs. (at least for me.)

[mandilynn9856]

You are so sarcasticly halarious!

[studmufn28]

the lighting changes in 1:09 to 1:16

[kaikiyukionna27]

"Extra grocery shopping? I think kill."

I am honored to share a state with you, sir.

[restlys]

HI

IM THE WEEZY WAITER

I HAVE ASTHMA

[cass4692]

If you don't want to feed the clones why not just let them eat each other? Cannibalism is cheap.

[BrentLarryproduction]

It's so funny how he said he killed his clones and he only gets half the number of views cause he does :O

[chef02]

lol you're so funny.

I'm going to subsrice to you know.

Thanks man :)

[eXuroo]

YAY! my wink was used :) thanks craig

[AllYourCake]

@eXuroo that was your sister, right?

[TheJulieSchmulie]

Light drizzle? I'd prefer trickle. : (

[Aliyns]

I thought you closed your sky bank to get better returns from floor bank.

[EmptyChannelIsEmpty]

0:10 I laughed so hard I almost died. That face was priceless.

[PonyRider4ever]

you just proved I have no life, I've literally been watching you for TWO HOURS. jesus christ..........

[IvarHuisman]

BUEUUEUEH ROFLROFLROFL!

[glitchcutprods]

pure awesome-ness.

[Siloen]

awesome

[venomisinmyblood]

I was there when you first used the term "Dooblydoo".

[regularguy5mb]

But wheezy, you DO make the rules...

[bonapartietis]

I think kill :D:D:D

[ilooklikeacommie]

The hulk really did suck. I'm still pissed about that.

[Angieanything]

I didn't know about your alternate channel!

WIN!!!

Much love!!

[sprocketrocket07]

I swear that tree outside your window didn't have any leaves on last week!

[downundru2]

My wink video is called wheezy wink

[LittleMissTotoro]

I should start cloning myself for subscribers too:) Wait! I'm subscribing to you! Am I a clone? Am I dead? Am I a ghost? Dammit, I'm soo confused!

[JakeTheFakeReal]

Don't forget to eat the bones.

[kobljak9]

you gay and you are a pig

[sequencenights]

eating clones eating clones...dont forget to eat the bones!! LMFAO

[UKRProductions]

yon't say wintro because Microsoft Windows Sucks. (and you use Mac) or do you?

[kenshin9]

what teh fucking shirt?! where was the explosion talk?! i already miss your news readings with explosions occuring during relevant words.

[r3tard3d3d]

Doodley do ? YOU LEGEND!

[darkseraph2009]

I just realized your skybank and your whale tank, which are on opposite ends of your room, rhyme. o.o

[LozerNumberW]

haha noice!

[wicketewok]

you guys need to try the transcribe audio function for captions, when he says "Wintro" at :31 the captions say "but we fail". Coincidence? I think not!

[rejectofreality313]

"it's taking the world by light drizzle" LOL

[djk3v711]

I personally liked it when you called it the "Describey"

[DevineRose]

Your beard is longer than when I last saw you!

[LoserIsALookALike]

i always though dan brown/pogobat invented "dooblydoo" referring to the former sidebar. i guess you learn something new every day...

[slothbp]

SkyBank is classic Waiter. I haven't heard you talk about that in quite a while.

[edge4552]

I love that everyone is saying doobley doo, good job starting that!

[mordor6666]

I have been your suscriber for a while now and like to ask: where is Wheezy Waiter going? What fun can we see from you in the future? I also would like to thank you for making videos! They are great! :)

[mightybooshisluv]

Isn't this Wheezy a clone? He killed the original a few days ago didn't he? Or did I just go to far into the future with my time-machine?

[twasbrian]

You didn't invent the term Dublido! How dare you! Hah, got you all. I've been here from the start. Now I have given you all a big ball of anger that you can't take out on me or you will look like idiots. Go punch a helpless grandma.

[browniethedog1]

If you turn on transcribed audio when he says wintro, it says "but we fail"

[msanti78]

blarg

[iFOUNDsaddam]

wheezy i have a feeling you play xbox or ps3 .if you do what is your gt/psn

[timjo13]

what idea

[gababa371]

You're great man!

[karih123]

Play your red electric guitar! We know you still got it <.<

[aelievense]

LOL, I wish Craig would "hop up on me" heh heh.

[jimdidr]

how about a video where you talk about great bearded people of history, also that Margaret Thatcher must be the most evil person on the planet as she would not let any of the men in her political party have beards... also so was on the team that inventet soft-serve ice cream... I hate soft-serve ice cream.

PS: Her birthday is the 13th of October so I guess we can only conclude that women born in October are evil.

[goldenaxel321]

What about Craig with a wig and Free Bagel Friday?

[mtmanmt]

you so funnnyyy...

[TheInternetCaveman]

Hey man, love your videos.. I have no prior knowledge of filming/acting/editing but your vids have inspired me to learn. :)

[beautifullydirtyrich]

He is wheezy cos he used or has ashma and he is waiter cos . Cleary. He used to b a waiter. :)

[0c4pnh4nk]

your sunburn looks less burney

[noexavier1]

This video like the other videos is awesome, I too have reached my own milestone by watching all 310 videos in 3 days, my job in on the line because I watch during work hours but is ok (no is not.... I have debt!) but thanks anyway for making great videos, I can't drink coffee because it has opposite effects on me, it makes me sleepy, weird, I know but I do drink wheezy every morning, better than 20 cups of coffee for me! .......wink........

[kasiazolna]

Wheezy did you notice that you've been making your video through all evening than night and finished in the morning? :P

[Schindlabua]

:D the sky-bank is back!

You're my favourite bono content-creator of all time.

[WorldAccordingtoRich]

Hmmm....now I understand you....ummm...sorta.....

[YoGemmy]

i thought john green invented doobley-doo

[gorginian]

i dont see any camera angles

who agrees

[Faffrika]

yay, the sky bank's back!

[Jonamon]

How did he know I was going to use Facebook! DAMNIT CRAIG

[morningdavidson]

"taking the world by light drizzle" you are a genius

[TheRandomInternetGuy]

Dear Wheezy,

As you explained to us, I killed my clone, but got caught by the police.

What should I tell em?

[MikeOfKorea]

It is actually amazing to hear other tubers use your "doobly-do" phrase. Do you get a commission off that?

[MrQarni07]

alamarhsalamarhs

[UltraZober]

by light drizzle lol

[ThurminMurmin69]

you should punch your boss 3 times to make up for the last two weeks. : ]