Walker Texas Ranger - Intro

[Bioniclefan45]

Chuck Norris doesn't pay attention, attention pays Chuck Norris

[Charlysoldado20]

I miss watch this TV show with my grandpa¡¡¡Greetings from Argentina¡¡

[CatherineArbour]

I used to watch this show with my grand-parents when I was less than ten years old and my god do I ever miss it and them ;3;

[sjcd2009]

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

[RedEyedSniperGuy]

chuck norris once urinated in public... there were no survivors..

[AlbertV90]

I miss this show. Even though I started to watch a lot more of the last few seasons before it ended in the early 2000's, I felt I knew every season since it started in the early 90's. I PREY TO GOD that he appears in The Expendables 2. I want to a least see him kick ass one final time along with Sly, Arnold, Bruce and JCVD.

[Addiskrilla]

me and my granddaddy used to watch this all the time on USA, the USA waaaaaay

before they changed their slogan. DAMN!!!!!!!! (ARRRRGHGGH) I MISS THOSE

DAYS

[Addiskrilla]

when chuck norris punches a guy in the stomach, he just gives him a one way

ticket from Dallas to thailand and his stomach will be sticking from behind his back

so much that when he lays on his face down, ill look like a cone

[117dakotah]

If you punch Chuck Norris in the face he will cry and the tears will dissolve your skin

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

i love how he has a relaxed "hhh" after he says 'ranger' and 'eyes' and stuff :P

[emoviebuff87]

"Chuck Norris was never aware of the filming of Walker Texas Ranger."

[Winterfang]

Do you know where's your mother and your sister right now?

Answer: Under Chuck Norris.

[rockscar86]

The statistics of the video show how many people will die by Chuck Norris. 13 have died.

[crycry151]

Even in this time. HATE STILL RULES OR LIVES!!!! I am tired of all these beautiful black ladies that are Trivette's girls friends being tossed out and not reconized for more than a minute at the most. It is always about helping young white girls achieve all their goals in life. Sure you have other races on the show but still black women play a very little part. How about having shows with you helping many black girls achieve their goal. Be kinder to travette ranger please thanks!

[crycry151]

Chuck NOrris I think you are a very coool guy!!! You love the Lord and your really loving to others, but there is one thing that makes me upset and angry with all of Hollywood. Is how they still even in this time treat Black women. Most of all the shows are only about white women. JUst count the shows with white women vs. black women. Then the shows you do with black women, the black women get little or no time on the show.

[walkerchuck1993]

The music audio is way too high!

[FutureNewsAnchor]

I'd like to thank Conan for making me a fan of the show.

[ClaudiousOleander]

Chuck Norris IS GLOBAL WARMING

[rjrbrda]

every one's comments r so fun e .... i love me some chuck norris jokes. lol!

[altair2323]

00:01 actual size of Chuck Norris

[wilddog020]

@altair2323 ahahhahaahahaahahhahahahajajaj­ajaahahahaadgkjsasfasfagilahga­skgbks

[iamfasterthanyou]

11 people just got roundhoused

[AirsoftSteveCope]

They say the dinosaurs were killed by a giant meteorite, this is true, if you call Chuck Norris a giant meteorite.

[MrRonnilee]

aaron ist zu füh gegangen

[tunderman7]

Chuck Norris makes onions cry

[gamemaster014]

the speed of light can't keep up with chuck norris

[KarelProject]

chuck norris is the greates hero of all time!

[AlabamaConfederacy]

Whats the name of that karate nigger on this show.

[TheUFCreviewguy]

@AlabamaConfederacy I belive he is the computer terrorist in Die Hard.

[anabolicco]

@AlabamaConfederacy Trivette :>

[VaultMasterDBT]

A lock of Chuck Norris' hair cannot be sold; the lock of hair instead would sell you.

[bigcounyty]

I love you chuck norris as good friend

[blackmorth95]

Yeah, Chuck Norris wanted to be a Ranger and Chuck Norris became a Ranger.

[trodat07]

Both Darth Vader and the Dark Side itself don't exist in the our galaxy because they prefer to stay as far, far away as possible of Chuck Norris.

[JeffreyNeroHardy90]

hello chuck norris fans, a question why do people really all jokes about chuck norris ?

[Emreeko]

@JeffreyNeroHardy90

Hey I'm a big Chuck Norris fan.. but I don't know why they all are makin this unfunny and unfair jokes !!

I just know - > IT SUCKS !!!

[demonslayer55555585]

@Emreeko Hey! If Chuck finds them funny! The so should you! XD

Ok! Some of them are just way out there! But personally I don't think they hurt Chuck's image one little bit! I grew up with this guy on my TV screen there is no chance in hell that a some bad jokes that come from 12 year prick can....unmake me...XD....a fan of Chuck Norris! So there it is.

[JeffreyNeroHardy90]

hello chuck norris fans, a question why do people really all jokes about chuck norris?

[AFinleyProductions]

chuck norris sang this song that makes him a country music singer in my book

[Niking317]

hes such badass with the shotgun

[Killercoldice22]

To prove cancer isnt a big deal. Chuck norris smoked 7 cartons of ciggerettes a day for 3 months and got 7 different kinds of cancer, only to get rid of them bye flexing for 30 minutes. Eat that lance armstrong he said then roundhouse kicked a minotar

[davehowellman]

Chuck Norris doesn't use a toilet, he visits Shanghai every other Tuesday! (Have you been to Shanghai)?

[Litro47]

When an ugly woman screamed of frustration on Chuck Norris, he ate her with only one finger.

[supermegaguy666]

10 people who disliked this should look behind them...

[thefatman69dude]

all it takes is 1 glare from chuck norris and ur heart will implode.

[TheCloudsauce]

Chuck Norris has two speeds, walk and kill.

[leparditas]

chuck norris recently discovered ability to fly,its not fear i wich i could fly too.

[megamatthu]

Everytime chuck norris walks, hes not really walking, his feet are actually pulling the earth back behind him. 

[zebsal824]

chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun

[megamatthu]

@zebsal824

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use a gun. He just throws a bullet up in the air and roundhouse kicks it into your forehead. ;)

[GabeHudson16]

I MISS THIS SHOW

[bigT8768]

this rocks!

[AirsoftSteveCope]

This video is slightly above pitch

[rbdfanboricua]

Woooow I havent seen this intro in yeaaaaaaaaars!!!! I was a great series even though I wasn't into action stuff back then..I even used to sing along to the theme song..this brings back a lot of memories :D

[mikehartwickyahoocom]

Those aren't credits at the end of walker Texas Ranger it's really a list of people who have died in the making of that episode

[afrundzhyan75]

I love this song & show!!!!!!!!!!!!

[andre14077]

One day in nothingness Chuck Norris snapped his finger, we call this event the big bang.

[Thorkeltt]

jojojojo ranger walker yeah very good ranger haha

[Not2Sane]

Greatest show ever.

[mathewmaldonado]

Chuck Norris was brought to earth by the meteor that killed the Dinosaurs.

[trunks06]

Chuck Norris once had a stare down with a forest fire. The Forest Fire quickly went out.

[TheInstantClassic1]

Chuck Norris by himself equals the power of an entire state's police force.

[astrobat7]

They say under Chuck Norris's beard there is a third arm!

[trunks06]

Sparta owns Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris was the only unstoppable thing to get Sparta'd!

[stoopidusernamething]

if he wanted to he could break the 4th wall

[youliveyoudie]

one of my most favourite shows as a kid

[figueredeitor800]

CHUCK NORRIS RULES

[PANICOnoRUNE]

omg chuck norris ir even awesomer live

[PANICOnoRUNE]

omg chuck norris ir even awesomer live

[Arabalion]

chuck Norris can tag the sound barrier xD

[mrnessuno000]

Walker Brvissimo movies are beautiful and I watch them every night. I hope that will come from other puna guradre on TV. Go straight ahead so that I will continue to watch you punate television.

[chuckyvee70]

Happy Birthday Chuck Norris!...roundhouse kick old age in the face!

[mard0k2007]

czak atak

[egnost]

It's speeeded-up

[demoniacoification]

chuck norris foreverrrrrr!!!

[vaultdude269]

is it me or is the audio a little more high pitched than usual?

[jesmmifs]

God damn Chuck Norris!!

[MrStarburstluvR]

great fucking song

[TheDudeLebowskee]

wow how could a bunch of adults (assumably professional television executives) participate is such a cheesy, stupid, ridiculous and goofy fucking show?

[dod3334]

because it's chuck norris...

[phantomship]

Oh you shouldn't have said that. Chuck Norris will come after you now!

[Almafear]

Chuck Norris is killer xD

[LoveAndStars93]

me podeis decir el titulo de sta cancion xfv

[dator36]

every time someone watches texas ranger, chuck norris eats a baby

[jvfunn3000]

GREAT SHOW!

[allykard89]

Chak Noriss alfa male!

[ModelKarKid]

BEST SHOW EVER!!!!

[akhad357]

This intro smells like mccain/palin '08

[Pimporly]

your so cute....

[iAmMrMaker]

*Comment removed by Chuck Norris*

[cloudx4541]

when Chuck Norris dives into water Chuck Norris doesn't get "wet" the water gets "Chuck Norris"

[demonslayer55555585]

@cloudx4541 Can you say the Water gets Chuck Norrised! XD

[EikC]

@demonslayer55555585

A better question is, how much would Chuck Norris'd water sell for on Ebay?

[marvesmarves]

Chuck sang this song? This wonderful voice that makes Elvies a rookie? Man.... is there a thing, I mean atleast one The Almighty Chuck cant do.

[XezeMaster]

Jesus walks on water;

Chuck Norris swims through the earth.

[jonasesbrohters]

je meut nome palos mathieu doner les fan 06 87 52 36 57

[jonasesbrohters]

super la serrie je la regarde de puis que j'est tais petie maime a la naisance on meut la fais regarder sa date 1991 sait ma mer qui meut la dis je suit avec sette serrie je l'adore

[orla16]

God said: "let there be light"

Chuck Norris said: "It says please"

[NocturnalBlackWolf]

chuck norris is god

[movietheatremusic]

Does anyone know the name of the song, and who sings it? I really like it!!!

Thank you very much!!!

[StarshipPoopers1]

Chuck Norris sings it lol.

He does everything.

[WeThePeopleOnline]

...... that would be Chuck Norris singing the Walker, Texas Ranger Theme Song..... which is in the title, in police work, we call that a clue

[BropheyDood]

mayhem - chainsaw gutsfuck

[P4w3L3Kpl]

good film

[Gamesaloon]

Classic !!!

[Linkinito]

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups. He pushes the Earth down.

[xafc11utek]

it was the best

[sqerzo22]

aun siquen emitiendo sus episodios cada mañana a la 13.15 en la TELEVISION MANCHEGA (o CMT).. no me pierdo ni uno me encantaaan!!

[narublech15]

Me trae recuerdos esta cancion xD

[ww2shootersnerd]

He is simply perfect.

[vatosharpei]

"One riot, one Ranger."

[sunburningstare]

WHEN YOU GO TO TEXAS LOOK BEHIND YOU!

CAUSE THATS WHERE GOD`S GONNA BE...

hes a ninja too.

[JohnathanGjertson]

Amen to that :)

I too am a God Loving kid, Jesus RULES!!!!

[MegaDakini]

This is the intro but in France no in united of states

[HarveyTw2Face]

0:33 EPIC

[emoviebuff87]

be prepared when chuck norris visits you.

[megadude86]

what are you a turkey?

[bbwfucker]

No i'm missoulian boy for live, MONTANA you stupid fuck, i hate you texans.

[megadude86]

no you are an fuckin retard

[bbwfucker]

HaHaHa :D

You fucking greek zorba piece of ya know what ... Shall you dance ? Dance with me !

[megadude86]

eat shit and die retard!

[bbwfucker]

eat bullshit and die to death you retardest gay in the village.

[megadude86]

eat cowshit and be smashes by a fuckin milk train yu mothafuckin fat ass no life creep!

[k7dog]

montana is the gayest state ever, woutheast texas has a bigger population than ur whole damn state combanied, so shut up texas is number 1 and well always be number 1

[DalianCruzLeon]

the ffffucking master is chuck

[Lexaotaku]

CHUCK NORRIS!!!! I LOVE YOU!!! xDD

[suska16]

chuck norris doesnt seep he waits

[Carnival2pac]

zajebisty film ;]

[cobra93lapolla]

el mejor actor del mundo, la mejor serie del mundo, la mejor cancion del mundo...algo mas que decir¿? xDD

[cyclone1134]

baddd asss

[gataenbarcelona]

Lo más carca y casposo!

[malaleche09]

jajajajaj jajajjajaj cierto! jajajaja

[skinypuppyfan]

a but kicking good time

[MaliciousMessiah]

i heard chuck norris produced, directed, wrote, filmmed, and did all that behind the scenes crap and he playd every character including the black guy the woman n the extras

[LuckyGirl309090876]

the best serie that i every see!!!!! (L)

[mikey39977]

i once met chuck while he was killing godzilla and fingering jenna jameson, i wish i could have worked up the courage 2 speak. i was 2 scared hed make me swallow my own head tho

[drizza25]

i love this song!!!:)

[rengurenge]

same

[KingCuko]

ROUNDHOUSEKICK rocks!

[youtert]

Walker told me I have AIDS

[183breezy]

walker rocks

[loquillobcn]

In the eyes of a ranger,

The unsuspecting stranger,

Had better know the truth of wrong from right,

'Cause the eyes of a ranger are upon you,

Any wrong you do, he's gonna see,

When you're in Texas, look behind you,

'Cause that's where the rangers gonna be.

Muy buena la serie

[Esmerocalis]

Epic.

[RaeLogan]

My grandma on my mom's side loved this when she was still alive... and my grandma on my dad's side loves to watch this show even now ^^

I love this show to ^^

[DgranadosV]

chuck rulez!

[robdub10]

my grandfather used to think that all the fighting on this show was real. he called chuck the "kicker".

[DjDaJuice]

texas ranger is da shit. chuck always kickin sum ones ass and the sound effects sound so like the punches hurt

[dolot17000]

Only Chuck Noris know how to save GTA 4 install files on one 1,44 MB Disket!!! :)

[blindedinchains85]

Yeah, and he's the only able to convert from Word to PDF using Minesweeper

[emoviebuff87]

The worlds greatest human. lol!!!

[Jurgy631]

dang right!

[darkslayer909]

he isnt human

he is God. the man up there is saving his seat and keeping it warm

[fefenta]

The texas rangers were also known to brutally repress the mexican population in texas. historians estimate that hundreds, perhaps even thousands of mexicans and mexican-americans were killed by the texas rangers, so fuck them

[hamburgler57]

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! Go Rangers!

[wargamer0010]

yeah thats sad lefenta but now sense those mexicans are coming across the border and kidnaping americans and bringing their drug wars to texas, perhaps those rangers had the right idea If it gets much worse there we may see Marshal Law

[Lefuni]

El puto amo

[pacanime]

Chuck Norris is a republican. It makes sense when you tjhink about the Walker character. Can you imagine George Clonney palying Walker. Gag. Maybe Don Johnson although Walker would have had a big mouth and an attitude to throw around. Chuck was the only person to play Walker.

[pacanime]

My dad liked watching this show when it came out. I used to think it was lame becuase my dad watched it and Chuck Norris was in it.. But now I've seen some episodes and its pretty good. I just bought some on DVD so I can check it out. My dad passed away in 95. He missed a lot of seasons. Wish I could watch them with him now. Sometimes you have to age to appreciate something.

[tune5k]

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

[Sh4DoWFaCe]

If you never watched this Tv Show you cant talk a thing about Chuck Norris or should I say THE TEXAS RANGER ?

[flick770]

wow,i always thought that chuck norris was a stand up kinda dude,watching walker ,but now i know better,hes a lying coward

[MasterOfGames1955]

Falcon Kick!!!

[ANTICHIVACA]

i didnt know soulja boy was chuck norris son/?? how did this happen?

[videoswatcher69]

0.28 nice jump!

[SkippyTheKiller]

"FUCKING EPIC" +1

[CarlottaPotter]

lol :D

[KAZZTHECAT]

look behind you...

[LukasVDornak]

FUCKING EPIC!!!

[Jerry033]

be quiet, chuck Norris is fucking epic

[Telesatelite]

Maricon.

[Mkdeezign]

Much less than you, that is for sure.

[catagon12345]

chuck norris doesn't wear condoms since nithing can protect from chuck norris